#christmas gift lets gooo

[dragonanalei]

GUESS WHO ALSO FINALLY GOT BALDUR'S GATE 3 AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT.

Meet my multiplayer character, a BG3 version of one of my DnD characters, Vallaia.

Aaaand my sparkly new character for my single player, Valyra!

They're both paladins (but different kinds) 'cause I loooove playing paladins. Also, I know their names are similar. I couldn't think of anything else for Valera lol

[layraket]

christmas day :)))))

[my-soupy-brain]

buying ted underwear (this idea just really amuses me, cause it could go either way). Like, I can’t stop giggling at the idea of buying him novelty underwear with silly designs on it. He’d rock the hell out of it. Or matching underwear for Y/N and Ted 🤭🤣

If any dude is gonna be into novelty-matching underwear, it's gonna be Ted Lasso. He would love it. Let's gooo!

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Relationship: Ted Lasso x reader (f)

Warnings: Teasing, lust, leading into light smut

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It was Christmas tradition to open a new set of pajamas on Christmas Eve.

You loved it as a kid. Always a fluffy set of pajamas to wear to bed and wait for Santa.

When you got with Ted, you gifted him some cozy fleece pajama pants and a new Kansas City shirt. He loved it. He got you some AFC Richmond pajama pants and a matching t-shirt.

You went to bed and snuggled up as a light snow drifted over London.

But this year you wanted to have a little fun.

A quick search online and you found exactly what you were looking for: Some fun novelty underwear. Boxer briefs.

He's going to love it.

So a month later, as you and Ted curl up on your couch with the Christmas tree lit up, you pop up.

"Oh! Our Christmas Eve tradition!"

Ted grins and chuckles, knowing what's coming.

"Alright, sugar, let's see what we've got this year. Yours is under there, too."

You grab both boxes and set Ted's on his lap and yours on your lap.

"Open at the same time?" Ted nods and smiles. "Yes!"

You tear off the ribbon and open the box, pull back the tissue paper and...

Dachusund-wearing-Santa-hats printed boy-briefs and matching cotton bra.

Ted tears open his box and pulls back the tissue paper.

Dachusund-wearing-Santa-hats printed boxer briefs.

You both burst into laughter.

"Nuh-uh," you say in disbelief. "You must have seen yours."

Ted put his hands up: "Scout's honor. I bought those just thinkin' they'd look cute on ya, and because you love seeing dogs in costumes."

You blush and smile.

"I bought yours because you always talk bout weiner dogs being the cutest dogs on earth," you reply. Ted nods.

"Because they are."

"OK, Ted. Fashion show time?"

You both retreat to the bedroom and bathroom, and you slip on your cozy boy briefs and matching cotton bra. It's cute, truly. You feel silly but they're a lot of fun. You pair them with a fluffy pair of white socks.

"OK, Ted, c'mon out."

Ted emerges from the bathroom in his printed underwear and a white v-neck t-shirt. His hair is a little messy, his chest hair peeking out from the neck of his t-shirt. You could gobble him up.

"Ow, ow!" you cheer, whistling. "I love 'em. I knew I picked a good print."

Ted walks toward you, his hands grabbing your hips and pulling you toward him, where you can feel the arousal growing behind his new boxer briefs.

"I know these are supposed to be cute, darlin'...and they are...but you're also incredibly sexy right now in these cozy underthings..."

You moan a little at his gravelly voice against your ear, his big, warm hands moving down your back to your ass, which he squeezes gently before walking you toward the bed.

"Yeah? The novelty prints do it for ya, huh?" you whisper to his lips, before he captures them with his in a hungry growl.

"Mmhm, I think they do, sugar," he replies, kissing your neck now as he leans you down on the bed and crawls over you.

"We're gonna take these off as quick as we put them on, aren't we?" you murmur, and Ted hums against your neck.

"Mmhm, I think we are."

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Short n' sweet! I love the idea of them knowing each other well enough that they ACCIDENTALLY buy matching underwear. And yes, Ted in more boxer briefs + tshirts please. Thanks for the prompt, friend!

[altheasmeadow]

The Jake That Stole Christmas

Word count: 591

Warnings: Dad Jake, Mentions of pregnancy.

Paring: Jake Sim X Fem Reader

Summary: In which Jake is a dad is pretty chaotic

The relationship was chaotic. That’s putting it lightly. Both He and Her were obsessed with messing with everyone, even as they were grown and with children, they simply saw it as more targets. Christmas was a joyous time indeed, all enhypen members and their families gathered around fire sipping hot chocolate as they watched the grinch that stole Christmas, Jake’s suggestion of course.

Sunoo, Ni-Ki, and Jungwon were enthralled and thoroughly creeped out by Jim Carrey’s portrayal. So enthralled that they completely missed Jake sneaking away with a simple wink to his wife. 

“You’re the- the- the” Cindy Lou Stuttered out on the screen making the grinch roll his eyes.

“The grinch!” The Door burst open in sync with the scream, A green clad figure storming into the room, eliciting yelps from the three youngest members before they shook their heads at the actions, the kids in the room were terrified, those who had seen the movie before moving to guard their presents but the grinch slung them out of the way as the parents pretended to be scared and didn’t intervene.

“Hey, get away from their presents!” Jake’s wife yelled, trying hard not to cackle as her children tried sneaking their way back to the tree and the green man threw shook their presents giving out “oooh”s and “ahhhs” to the rattling, even going as far as smelling some of them with little comments like “now that smells like a good one.”

He gave the signature laugh tossing the sack full of gifts over his shoulder, he gave a wave to everyone before making a run for it with his wife following after him with a broom yelling at him to get back there.

They ran until they were officially out of view before Jake stripped himself of the costume, clad in his pajamas once again, he grabbed his wife placing a kiss on her lips with a wide grin.

“Man, I love you.” He whispered as he took in his partner in crime for a moment, soaking in how lucky he was.

“Okay Romeo, let's go play hero.”

“Let’s Gooo!” He cheered, his accented voice cutting through the snowy night.

The two grabbed the bag of gifts and started running back to the house with wide grins, “Kids! We saved the gifts!” They cheered, causing everyone to rush outside onto the porch.

“Mommy, what’s that?” their son asked as they took in the scene in front of them, in the front yard was a decorative set up, in the center stood two inflatable lovers who held a newborn in their arms, as two children crowded around their sides.

“Huh, looks like someone’s getting a sibling.” Ni-Ki grinned, shaking the two Sim children’s shoulders.

“Wait really?” The two boys screamed in unison, making the parents pull out the ultrasound pictures from the set up.

“Here is your baby sibling, boys.” Their father grinned, watching as they took the picture.

“She’s so pretty!” The eldest cooed, making the adults freeze.

“She?”

“Yea, our baby sister!”

“No boys for her!” 

They two made protective comments regarding their sister as everyone just watched on fondly.

“A girl?” Jake whispered to his wife, earning a grin.

“Hey, maybe you did do something right after all.” She teased making the Australian glare playfully.

“Oh come here you!”

And with that the family was sent wrestling in the snowy blanket that covered the lawn as Jay took videos and pictures as the rest decided to join in. The night sky being filled with joyous squeals.

[armed-saphire]

im so bad at receiving gifts i spent all of christmas morning last year saying "lets gooo" like a gamer

[love-marimo]

Random Christmas Headcanons with the JJK Characters

ー just gonna wing this as i gooooo ★

oohhh here we gooo! 'tis the season where everyone can splurge, eat, sing, and be chaotic to their heart's content!! (gojo 100%)

i can think of many different scenarios like christmas w high school gojo, shoko and geto, christmas with tokyo jujutsu tech and christmas with tokyo AND kyoto jujutsu tech

i wanna go with the third one bc it sounds so chaotic 😂

more under the cut ♡

sheesh… i don't even know where to start

first off the higher ups won't know about this except for principal yaga and the teachers

mainly because gojo just wants himself the kids to have fun

mainly because utahime is pissed that she's involved with this (she doesn't want to come, but for the sake of her students she has to)

they disguised the gathering as another one of those competitions where the students have to engage in battle using their jujutsu techniques

mainly because gojo doesn't like principal gakuganji

gojo had everything covered. from food to decors to the venue (which is unexpectedly a massive cabin somewhere in the forests of japan)

nobara even stole his credit card to purchase gifts, clothes and jewelry (she totally didn't lend it to yuuji after…)

now onto the events that gojo prepared!!

nanami was somehow involved with this because he was concerned about that huge possibility that gojo would plan something that will cause more chaos than it already is

it starts off with some games like charades, some card games, truth or dares…

megumi, mechamaru, momo and mai would be bored as fuck

they want to go home

yuuji does his best at every game like his life depends on every single turn

nobara gets hella competitive and unexpectedly becomes rivals with todo

maki plays alright, it depends on the game. if it's more physical then she'd participate, but if not she'll just stand there 🧍🏻‍♀️ watching everyone lose their shit

panda and inumaki would join the charades, but after that they're gonna be at the food station munching everything they can

kamo is a good boy, even if he doesn't want to he'll join the games because he thinks it's going to be a nice experience

miwa would win most of the games though. idk why, i just see her getting so into it and then beaming when she realizes she won (aww)

gojo would absolutely lose his shit watching the students play the games. he would cheer at them, cackle, tease them while they're at it ー all while providing all the commentary

bro would treat it like a sports commentary 😭

meanwhile the adults…

mei mei is out on a holiday trip with her younger brother (she's always missing lmfao)

nitta and ijichi are busy keeping the food section and the chaos manageable

nanami, yaga, utahime and shoko are chilling inside the cabin talking casually about how much they find gojo annoying, their plans for the holidays, and just chat about their lives over a drink and some sweets that gojo picked out.

they'll also discuss some curse sightings and how to deal with them (let us forget about kenjaku for a sec)

when the people outside get too loud utahime would have it and scold them

as if they'd listen 😶‍🌫️

and the main highlight of the party

is a snowball fight

with a twist

they'll use their techniques to go on a full out battle amongst the two branches of jujutsu tech

and everyone goes feral!!!

gojo goes feral too!! because he will hit anyone in sight!!

nobara would use the decor snowman and crash it to momo who's escaping the chaos as she floats midair with her broomstick

utahime just rages and becomes an easy target lmao

megumi, after dodging a few snowballs gives up and goes inside to get changed and prepare for bed

the one with the most advantage here is mechamaru because he'll load up snowballs and fire it rapidly into anyone he spots

maki and mai would unknowingly travel a little bit farther from the cabin to have a one-on-one snowball fight (mai shoots snowballs while maki deflects it)

miwa would just lie down in defeat

inumaki would play a foul move and yell "freeze" so that everyone would stop in their acts

then he'll run off inside with panda

by that time everyone realized how exhausted they became and eventually retreated to the cabin

utahime plops herself on the sofa in exhaustion because of the snowball damage she took and falls asleep there (gojo would draw things on her face and write a big ass MERRY XMAS and take photos for the gc)

nanami sighs in exasperation and suggests a christmas movie to watch after they've settled down

they all had an argument on what to watch because yuuji wants an animated film, todo wants a takada-chan concert recording, kamo politely suggested a romcom that resulted in a violent outrage, and the girls agreed to watch mean girls

nanami ended up playing the titanic to piss them all off

gojo's mood shifted mellower because he kept on recording all the midnight shenanigans that the students had while quietly chuckling to himself

shoko didn't miss that

after a while though, he joins them and quickly falls asleep

ijichi and nitta were asleep by the dining table but the mess was all cleaned up (big W)

eventually, everyone fell asleep to the sounds of the movie being played

but the sudden realization hit

shoko turns to nanami, face laced with wariness

"have you seen maki and mai?"

they instantly got up in search for the sisters

they found them a few hundred meters away from the cabin and told them to go inside

when everything was settled, they all found a comfortable place to sleep in and enjoy the rest of the christmas in silence

the next day after gojo was handing out some tokens he got from a trip overseas as a memoir of the party

it was a party indeed ~

ー Lolita

[zeninsama-moved]

uncovered an unused gift card from christmas…… gonna get myself a yuuta lookup figure lets gooo

[re1999confessions]

pickles anon is back. i am almost done on why i like pickles document, expect it to arrive at christmas :3

✉ // LET'S GOOO THANK YOU FOR THE CHRISTMAS GIFT PICKLES ANON !!!

[pandoraslxna]

THE URGE TO WRITE CUTE LIL ONESHOTS N DRABBLES AB EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY CELEB CRUSHES/CHARACTERS EVER ARGHHHH

imagine a "sharing a cig" drabble w bill, or a "wrapping christmas gifts" w quaritch UGHHHH

BESTIE WHATS STOPPING YOU ⁉️

I want to read that let’s gooo

[cowardlychimera]

hiii surprise gift for everyone!! heheh I wrote somethin :3

for Devil's Hour au, bit over 1,000 words, tiny bit of swearing and empty death threats, and Mari being silley

hope y'all enjoy!

“Suuunnyyy,” Mari whispered into her sleeping brother’s ear. “Come onnn sleepyhead! It’s Christmas!” She gently shook her brother one more time, only getting an annoyed grumble in response. “Well, you asked for it!” the angel said with a huff. Lifting him up she shouted, “YOU ARE NOT SLEEPING THROUGH CHRISTMAS, BROTHER!” and dropped him on the ground.

“OW! WHY?!” Sunny shouted back. ‘Finally, geez!’

“Christmas! You can’t sleep through it this time! Now come on, I made breakfast!”

“Fine… still don’t get all this angel ghost stuff…” Sunny groaned, mumbling the last part.

“Neither do I!” she cheerfully responded, helping him back up. “Let’s gooo!”

They left the room hand in hand, one excited, the other tired as hell. Sunny tried to keep walking towards the stairs, but Mari quickly pulled him back and made him face the bathroom.

“Nope, you gotta brush your teeth!”

“Do I have to?”

“Of course silly, you shouldn’t be smelly on Christmas! Wait here while I check something…” Mari quickly walked in, closing the door behind her. “Hello and merry Christmas, Abbi!”

“Oh, hello Mari,” the demon yawned, peeking over the edge of the bathtub. “Omori’s hiding in the mirror again-“

“NO I’M NOT!”

“Yeah, sure, whatever you say. Anyways Omori promised all the Somethings will spend the day resting in the closet, so you don’t need to worry about them,” Abbi said, resting her head on a webbed hand as Omori glared at her from the mirror.

Mari sighed, “Omori get out of the mirror, or you won’t get any presents-”

“WHAT?!”

“-and thank you Abbi for helping out, I’ll bring your gifts up soon!” she continued as Omori fell off the counter trying to get out of the mirror.

Abbi stared at Omori for a few seconds before processing Mari’s response, “Oh uhm, you didn’t have to get me anything, Mari, but thank you! I appreciate your kindness.” Abbi smiled at Mari who smiled back, Omori slowly pulling himself back up a few feet away.

“It’s no problem at all Abbi! You’ll always be welcome here, unlike SOME DEMONS,” Mari quickly turned to face Omori, giving a harsh glare.

“Hey! We agreed on a truce for Christmas, you have to be nice to me!” Abbi snickered as Omori dramatically pointed at Mari, returning her glare.

Mari rolled her eyes at him, “Yeah, yeah, whatever, now come on, get out! Sunny needs to brush his teeth,” she grabbed him by the wrist and started dragging him out, Abbi laughing even louder as Omori started shouting empty threats.

“Hi Omori,” Sunny waved as the door opened, stepping to the side to give them enough room.

Omori waved back, “-hi Sunny. NOW LET GO OF ME, FOUL ANGEL, OR I SWEAR I WILL BURN THIS HIDEOUS HOUSE DOWN WITH YOU ALL TRAPPED INS-”

“Go ahead and brush your teeth now, Sunny! We’ll meet you downstairs!” the cheerful angel quickly interrupted, struggling with the screaming demon. Sunny nodded, walking into the bathroom they just left to finally brush his teeth.

“Now that that’s settled… OMORI, GET DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT NOW OR YOU AREN’T GETTING SHIT!” Mari finally let go, pointing down the stairs with a furious look and her other hand on her waist.

“FINE!” he shouted back, stomping his foot. The demon stomped over to the rail and slid down, grumbling the entire time.

Mari watched him stomp his way into the living room before mumbling to herself, “Ugh, could at least go down the stairs like a normal person… Oh well, Christmas time!” She cheered and clapped her hands before floating down.

“Oh, hey Mari,” a shadow figure with a plate of cookies and a cup of milk said, almost bumping into the angel as he walked out of the kitchen.

“Hey, Stranger! Got the cookies I made?”

“Yup. Omori only managed to steal one,” Stranger walked past her towards the table in front of the couch, which was pushed further back to make room for the fake tree Mari “found”.

Mari happily followed him and pat him on the shoulder, “That’s much better than last year, good job!”

Stranger placed the cookies down, grabbing one for himself, “…Thanks.”

Omori shouted from the bottom of the tree, “Mari, can I have Sunny’s gifts? He doesn’t need them!”

Mari quickly walked over and picked him up, placing him further away from the gifts, “Absolutely not!”

“…What’s happening now?” and just in time, Sunny walked in yawning, rubbing an eye with one hand.

“SUNNY! Baby brother!!” Mari quickly walked over to him, trapping him in a hug.

“Whyyy…” he whined. Mari held him close for a while longer, then led him over to the tree where Stranger and Omori sat, the latter pretending to throw up. Sunny glared at him as Mari smacked him on the back of the head.

After a growl from Omori that everyone ignored, Mari shouted, “PRESENT TIME!”

“I recommend the presents for Sunny first, or else Omori will open all of them,” Stranger mumbled, side-eyeing the other demon, Omori glaring back.

“Good idea! Here you go, little brother!” Mari grabbed the first present for him she saw and shoved it into his hands with a smile.

“How did you even get us presents anyways, you don’t have a job…” her little brother asked as he ripped off the wrapping paper.

She nervously looked away as Stranger and Omori stared at her, “…Doesn’t matter! Now show everyone what you got!”

Sunny lifted up the new video game he got, Stranger and Omori giving a small clap as he went to grab another present. Mari smiled gently, happily watching her brother open his gifts. ‘Hehe, sorry Shopkeep…!’ She’ll pay him back somehow. She looked towards the window to see if the stars were out yet, noticing snow instead. ‘I hope the others are alright…’ she thought as she watched the snow fall, her smile falling with it. ‘Things will be better next year. I’ll make sure of it.’

The angel turned back to the tree in time to see her brother open his last gift, a plushie she made him to resemble Mewo. She gasped slightly in surprise when she saw him smile a little.

…

‘Yeah… we’ll be alright.’

[sips-tea-cutely]

i continue my streak of being a menace to society let's gooo 💪🤪 /j /lh

my man literally gifted the king of an enemy army a rainbow cake he baked himself for christmas like

BYEYEYEYYE THATS SO CUTE THO

be who you areeeee for ur PRIDEEEEEEE 😍😍😍😍‼️‼️‼️‼️

[andreajingling]

[A theres a knock on your door! When you open it.. There's a rather large present, with a note on top! the note reads as follows:

"hey im your secret santa. merry arcmas? meant to get this out earlier but busy. sorry for the delay. should still be arcmas for you right? hope you like the gift. just make sure your mons dont eat the chocolate of course. -rs"

Within the large box is lifesized Flareon plush! It's very fluffy... There's also some Konpeitō, chocolate chip cookies, and a Spell Tag.]

// this is the perfect chance for some lore lets gooo /lh ~ | The place was BUMPING when they first got there, lights all over the place, music blaring from inside both the house and the restaurant next door, both Christmas related and, not.. I could swear one song over in the restaurant next door sounds like it's singing about talking in your sleep.. Odd branding too, who's that yellow bear? | ~ ~ | Well anyways, after the knock, a voice echoed from in the house, one that was drawing closer with footsteps. | ~

"WE'RE NOT BUYING ANYTHING, IF YOU TRY AND PAWN OFF THOSE SHITTY KNIFE SETS ON US I SWEAR TO THE GODS ABOVE AND THE DEMONS BELOW I WILL- oh."

~ | The Brunette in a Santa Outfit was cut off as she realized it wasn't anyone, rather, anything. She examined the box for a second, before pressing her ear onto it to make sure nothing was ticking. Too many times Tavish put stickies in there, so says her memoir. After confirming that it wasn't a collection of bombs that her scottish father figure had sent to detonate again, she slowly brought it in, the party inside still bumping as she did. | ~

"Looks like we got mail folks. No clue from who, thought postal service didn't run today..

~ | She paused, pressing a worried hand to her chin.. | ~

"percy and the other mail services d i d get the christmas mail done yesterday right.."

~ | Another woman, taller than the brunette by what looked to be two or so inches approached, resting a hand kindly on their shoulder, faded gold eyes matching Andrea's own shimmering Sapphire, and black hair drifting down her back. | ~

"Yes honey everything there was sorted don't worry, I listened to your ramblings last night.. What's it say?"

~ | The brunette at last decided to properly look at the box's tag, reading over the note left on it. As she did, two other figures walked over, the child, and the cannibal. Both were taking an interest in the box, listening to their mothers converse about it. | ~

"hey at least one of us does Cassidy."

~ | Andrea jested, giving a small peck on the cheek to the spiritual woman next to her. And as usual, the ghost melted into her wife's grasp. Lesbians. | ~

"Ok from what I've read, it's from that Secret Santa thing we signed up for back at the start of the month. Forgot about that thing somewhat.. Hey they got the time zones right it's still Christmas here on the Pacific Coast.."

"Then why does it say 'Arcmas'."

"Might be a different name for it, different religions, cultures, ways of celebrating, y'know."

"Ooh. Yeah fair enough."

~ | The two women took a step back, as they looked to the kid and the demon girl who are still eyeing the gift. | ~

"Have at it you two."

~ | As SOON as Andrea said those five words, the two began to rip open that gift's wrapping with the might of the demons below which, honestly makes sense considering one's dead, and one is actively possessed. | ~ ~ | Eventually, the two finally got the box open, and pulled off the lid to reveal the contents inside. | ~

"COOKIES. MINE."

~ | Mary rushed off, cookies in hand, the feast shall begin. | ~

"Oh FUCK yeah! Spirit Tag! Been looking for one of these! Shed will love this."

~ | Maddie scurried off to the couch, showing her Shedinja the tag, and carefully securing it to him in a way that wouldn't make him shatter into a million pieces, not only using it for the fact it's a Spirit Tag, but also as a Name Tag, just in case he takes another joy ride on the railway out back. | ~

"No way, no fucking WAY bro! I remember HAVING this shit as a kid! My parents ALWAYS put this in my stocking!"

~ | Cassidy grabbed up the Konpeitō, ripping it open, and taking a good handful, putting it into her mouth and MELTING at the flavor.. | ~

"Mmmph! Oh my god that is, really, really nostalgic.. Honey?"

~ | Cassidy turned to see what her wife was doing, only to see the woman on the floor, holding the life-size Flareon plushie in her arms like a child, or more accurately those like *gently holds* memes with the yellow creatures. Her own Flareon 'Coasteon' was looking at it with great intrigue as well. She was practically frozen, just, holding it close. Cassidy couldn't help but chuckle, sitting next to her, and snuggling up, giving her a soft, yet loving hug. | ~

"Lost a lot this year, I know ya did. But, hopefully next year has a lot more promise. Merry Christmas Honey."

~ | And with her quiet words, the brunette leaned on the black haired spirit, and quietly, the two enjoyed the last fragments of the season together. | ~

// OOC // WOO! I LOVE writing! Always a wonderful Christmas treat to be able to absolutely print like a mother fucker. Thank you for the wonderful gifts, honestly wonderfully thought out. No idea who sent em but if you're the one let me know! // Also I think it's time for an update to that character post. Wife Time.

[sleepingdeath-light]

Let's gooo!! I'll start. Let me know if I forgot anything.

Espresso Cookie, as mentioned, he always buys the perfect gift for his partner. It's like he's inside their mind or something.

Dark Cacao is one strong Cookie. He would gladly help out with the Christmas Tree. Due to his rival Sir Tree, he chops down the perfect Christmas tree.

Black Lemonade Cookie always know what to get her partner for Christmas. Also she wouldn't really make a huge fuss about the mistletoe, but she will engage in it.

Prune Juice finally gets a break from his studies! He loves to have fun with his partner during the holidays. They might even joke around or have some fun. Not too rough, since he is frail.

Don't worry, I'm cooking up some more 👀

- Reaction anon

All very fun headcanons! Thank you for sharing, reaction anon ^^

[my-soupy-brain]

Could you write a bit about Ted finding out the you’re pregnant? Would he be ecstatic or worried ?

I read the one shot you wrote on Ted and pregnant reader. I’d love more of them! Maybe delivery or their little family ?

I think Ted would be over the moon. He'd be excited for Henry, too. He'd swoon for you. He'd have a hard time keeping it to himself and when the day comes you can tell your friends, he'd be in charge of the announcement. Let's gooo!

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Relationship: Ted Lasso x reader (f)

Warnings: None, all fluff

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For the third morning in a row, you were nauseated. A headache. Just miserable. You thought it was just a stomach bug until you looked at your tracking calendar.

And...

Oh. Ohhhhh.

Late.

LATE?!

But your face grins from ear to ear. You and Ted enjoyed your first year as newlyweds before deciding to grow your family. And now it looks like that might be what's happening.

You've been trying, not on a schedule, but your active sex life with Ted felt like it had to lead to this.

A quick visit to the pharmacy. A quick couple of tests at home, and you see the line: Pregnant.

Now to tell Ted.

When he walks in the door, you're sitting at the kitchen table with a small wrapped box on his place in front of his chair.

"What's up, sugarplum?" Ted says cheerfully as he walks in the door and sets down his backpack.

You smile, trying not to give away your poker face. He looks at you with a grin, tilting his head.

"Hi Teddy, I got you something," you announce and he looks at you with a bunch of his eyebrows.

"What for? It ain't our anniversary, my second favorite day of the year."

You quirk your eyebrow now. "What's your first favorite?"

"Your birthday, darlin'."

Your heart could burst. Bringing a child into this world with this man is going to be a gift.

He pulls the chair out and sits down, unwrapping the string around it, then opening the package.

"Did you get me another watch? I'm still lovin' the one you got me for Christmas."

He keeps opening, your legs bouncing under the table.

When he pulls out the stick (wrapped in a plastic bag for obvious reasons) his face drops.

"Is this..."

You nod and smile, biting your lip.

"Are you..."

You nod again. "Yeah, honey, I think I am."

"BABY?! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY?!"

He pushes out from the chair so fast it falls over. He scoops you into his arms to hug you, kissing you all over your face, the side of your head, your neck.

"Oh, darlin'! A BABY?!"

You wish you could take a photo of his face. But when his big, dark hazel eyes start to water you know you can match him.

"Oh, baby...oh, my baby's gonna have a baby!" he murmurs, his voice cracking as he cries. You hold his cheeks in your hand and wipe them away while tears stream down your cheeks.

He holds your hand and brings you to the living room, sitting you on his lap.

"When? How long?"

You shake your head. "Well, I'm about a month late, so I'm guessing at least a month along? But I need to see the doctor just in case. Get a test, learn all the things."

Ted nods and smiles at you, his eyes big and bright. He knows the drill - wait to see the doctor before you tell a soul. You lean against his chest and whisper.

"Henry will be such a good big brother," you murmur, and he wraps his long arms around you and nods. "He will."

...

Every appointment. Every little thing. Every event. Every craving. Ted was right there. Holding your hand. Popping out of bed at 3 a.m. to make you an omelet and popcorn. Whatever weird combinations you wanted, he made possible.

The day your little Lasso decided to bust out of the shop, you texted him: "ALL SYSTEMS GO!"

He popped up from his chair in his office and Beard knew immediately what was happening.

"I got it, Coach. Good luck," he says with a salute to Ted, who rushed home to pick you up.

His hand was on you the whole way to the hospital when the contractions started.

Ted breathed you through it. Letting you squeeze his hand until you practically broke his fingers.

"Are you daddy?" the nurse asks when Ted rushed you into the emergency unit. You couldn't help but laugh.

"Yeah, that's me!" he answers, holding your hand while you sat in the wheelchair.

"Follow us."

The hours that passed were tough. You stood and paced, he held you, watched you. When you laid in the bed, he crawled in with you, running his hand over your hair, or rubbing your back.

And then the doctor arrived: Time to push.

The strain. The sweat. The screaming. Ted is there for the whole thing, holding your hand, telling you how proud of you he is, how beautiful you are...

And then the scream. The little lungs screamed at the bright light and the cold room. You saw her hair first, then her little arms twitching and her eyes closed and screaming.

She was the most beautiful thing you've ever laid eyes on.

"Look at those tough 'lil lungs," Ted whispers to your hair as you cried and smiled. "Tough just like her momma."

...

After they took her to clean her up, they brought her back bundled in a blanket, giving the three of you time to bond. Ted lay next to you on the hospital bed, his arm around you, his finger in her tiny grip.

You hadn't even thought of names yet. Not really.

"Ted? A name?" you ask him sweetly, and he kisses the top of your head.

"We've got time. It'll come to us," he says.

"Sleepy Marie here needs her rest," he jokes, with a rhyme. And your eyes light up.

"That's it, babe. That's it."

You both look down at your daughter and smile, her little lips curled slightly at the corner, just like her daddy.

"Marie," Ted whispers.

Ted leans his head on yours, watching over you and his daughter, his heart practically bursting. "Our sweet Marie."

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OK, this was... alright, yeah. I'm crying. I'm crying because it's so sweet. And Ted would be such a good girl dad. And such a supportive partner. Thank you, thank you for this prompt, friend. Loved it.

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No Vincent shown but LET'S GOOO. Will be able to use the christmas/birthday gift combo to get it

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Husband came home today 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 (feat badbatz Maru!!)