#chupacabra vs the alamo

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Today on low-budget creature features, we have "Chupacabra vs. The Alamo."

I've got a good feeling about this one, folks.

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The Legend of El Chupacabra

El chupacabra, or just chupacabra, is a legendary cryptozoology creature that has been haunting various parts of the globe since an initial sighting in March 1995. The term “chupacabra” is derived from Spanish, with chupar meaning “to suck” and cabra meaning “goat.” The creature gained this dark, mystical name from the initial reports from Puerto Rico in 1995. In March and August 1995, attacks on more than 150 farm animals left officials dumbfounded. Eyewitness accounts, published in local newspapers, spoke of a creature with a “reptilian body, oval head, bulging red eyes, fanged teeth and long, darting tongue.” The farm animals in Puerto Rico were found to be drained of blood with puncture wounds in the neck. No meat was taken from the animals’ bodies.

The situation in Puerto Rico reached such a fever pitch that Mayor Jose Soto recruited volunteers to hunt the creature weekly for nearly a year, with no success. It’s important at this point to make a distinction. When chupacabras are reported, they usually fall into one of two categories. First, and most common to the Puerto Rico incidents, is a chupacabra that is reptile-like in nature with leathery greenish-gray skin and spines running down the spine of the back. The monster can be approximately three to four feet tall and is a bipedal – standing and hopping like a kangaroo.

The second, increasingly common version of the chupacabra is more like a strange breed of wild dog or coyote. This version lacks the hair of a dog, but features the pronounced spinal ridge or “spikes” similar to the reptilian chupacabra. The four-legged, dog-like chupacabra is also known for some fearsome fangs and claws used for training animal’s blood. The “mark” of the chupacabra on the victims is typically one to three holes, and in the shape of an upside-down triangle when three holes are apparent. While the chupacabra or “goat sucker” seems to be a recent cryptozoology finding, the Mayans may have encountered the creature many years ago.

The Chupacabra has inspired many works of art in modern culture, including the 2013 film, Chupacabra vs. the Alamo. The Chupacabra has inspired many works of art in modern culture, including the 2013 film, Chupacabra vs. the Alamo. In Mayan mythology, Camazotz was known as the death bat or vampire bat. Stories reveal a creature with a bat or lizard-like face, two arms and the ability to turn into a statue during the day.

The creature’s sharp snout even lends itself as a device that could suck blood from victims. Even more findings identify terms like “goat sucker” found in Mayan literature as early as 1400 B.C. At Chupamacabre, we love the chupacabra because it’s just a bit different than other creatures of lore. It captures our imagination in new ways. The chupa has been “captured” in various sightings since 1995, and later tested by biologists.

Tests often identify the creatures as mammals with parasitic manges of various types, but can never account for dead or victimized farm animals and livestock in the area. Unlike the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot, Chupacabras are “seemingly” found, seen, captured, and still mystify and dumbfound us all. We hope you love the whimsical nature of this cryptobeast as much as we do.

Since those initial sightings in Puerto Rico, chupacabras have gained worldwide appeal and in some case, worldwide sightings. Nearest and dearest to our hearts are sightings in North America, including a rash of sightings recently in Texas and some in Florida. Russia, China, Thailand, the Philippines, and other countries report chupacabra-like sightings or killings of livestock.

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Chupacabra vs the Alamo (2013)

Originally released as just Chupacabra

A hilariously lost SyFy network b movie. Lots of blood and bad acting with ridiculous looking little monsters. Staring Erik Estrada and several recognizable BC based SySy network regulars like Aleks Paunovic who pretty much dies right away. Cliché arguments and hilariously stupid character developments. Erik Estrada is trying way too hard and yet he was not willing to ride a motorcycle. Estrada's earlier career made him famous for riding motorcycles but every scene with him riding is either him parking a bike or a repeating set of scene of him terribly super imposed on random background as he wobbles pretending the bike is moving. It looks so ridiculous that it makes you think it was on purpose to be funny, but I promise you it was not. Every time it shows him on the bike I literally had to shout out “Come on just stop”.  He does do one hilariously pointless bike stunt in the middle of the movie. This shows the green screening was all because they wanted the backgrounds to look less like BC and more like the Texas Mexico border where this is supposed to take place. 

Lets talk about the Chupacabra who are small gangly dingo looking things done in terrible cgi , so bad you feel they could have used make up on dog and just duplicated the shots to see more believable. Which honestly adds to the cheesy accidental humor of this film. They find a Chupacabra pretty much right away in the movie but its so non threatening that they shrug it off and move on. Some are even as small as Chihuahuas. We quickly learn there are tons of these critters and they eat as fast as the literal Critters did, so I guess they are a threat after all. The blood is the kind of SyFy low budget blood as its dead bodies covered in decent gore make up but not much action gore. When its active kill its the look away jump cuts and cgi, probably cause they had no time to clean and reshoot anything. One guy literally gets his dick bit off by a speed demon Chupacabra and no one sees it, no not for plot but because of budget. In that same scene a Chupacabra attacks a guy in the back ground and no one reacts .. because I'm sure it wasn't in the script. Also in that SAME scene a guy is thrown over a football goal post by a monster but the creature does not react as if that's what happened. HILARIOUS! Some people will cringe at this and so they should. I personally find it hilarious and rather fun. The SyFy network and Asylum sin of having “real actors” and the budget and cameras of a decent X files episode with only a few days to do it and zero communication between the cgi team and the film crew and editor. This should be seen in a group with a lot of junk food to throw at each other as you watch it. 

Remember the Alamo and never forget when Erik Estrada fought of a bunch of zombie taco bell dogs at it and called them Chupacabra. 

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We're back with a new Stargate Archives episode via Stargate Theatre and we are taking a look at Chupacabra vs The Alamo starring Erik Estrada & Julia Benson with Aleks Paunovic, Zak Santiago & many more.

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Chupacabra vs. the Alamo (2013)

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ICE ROAD TERROR (2011) Reviews and overview of monster movie

ICE ROAD TERROR (2011) Reviews and overview of monster movie

‘The highway to hell is paved with ice’ Ice Road Terror is a 2011 American monster movie about a prehistoric creature that terrorises miners, two truckers and a female scientist. Directed by Terry Ingram (Chupacabra vs. the Alamo; Nightmare 2007; Earthquake in New York) from a screenplay written by Keith Shaw (Avalanche Sharks; Dracano; Malibu Shark Attack; Deep Evil; The Thing Below). The ARO…

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Horror Movie Review: Beast of the Alamo (2013)

Horror Movie Review: Beast of the Alamo (2013)

You can spot a SyFy movie a mile away most of the time. Low-budget, laughable effects, bad acting and a hilariously silly story, it’s the hallmark of a SyFy movie. All of that can apply to the frankly shockingly bad, Beast of the Alamo aka Chupacabra vs. The Alamo.

The plot surrounds a pack of Chupacabra’s who attack a group of drug dealers who happen to be conducting their business in a tunnel.…

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chupacabra vs the alamo is in the top tier of movoes ever made

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Chupacabra vs The Alamo...its awful....anorexic cgi coyote looking things...love it hahahha

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The Legend of El Chupacabra

El chupacabra, or just chupacabra, is a legendary cryptozoology creature that has been haunting various parts of the globe since an initial sighting in March 1995. The term “chupacabra” is derived from Spanish, with chupar meaning “to suck” and cabra meaning “goat.” The creature gained this dark, mystical name from the initial reports from Puerto Rico in 1995. In March and August 1995, attacks on more than 150 farm animals left officials dumbfounded. 

Eyewitness accounts, published in local newspapers, spoke of a creature with a “reptilian body, oval head, bulging red eyes, fanged teeth and long, darting tongue.” The farm animals in Puerto Rico were found to be drained of blood with puncture wounds in the neck. No meat was taken from the animals’ bodies. The situation in Puerto Rico reached such a fever pitch that Mayor Jose Soto recruited volunteers to hunt the creature weekly for nearly a year, with no success. It’s important at this point to make a distinction. When chupacabras are reported, they usually fall into one of two categories. 

First, and most common to the Puerto Rico incidents, is a chupacabra that is reptile-like in nature with leathery greenish-gray skin and spines running down the spine of the back. The monster can be approximately three to four feet tall and is a bipedal – standing and hopping like a kangaroo. The second, increasingly common version of the chupacabra is more like a strange breed of wild dog or coyote. 

This version lacks the hair of a dog, but features the pronounced spinal ridge or “spikes” similar to the reptilian chupacabra. The four-legged, dog-like chupacabra is also known for some fearsome fangs and claws used for training animal’s blood. The “mark” of the chupacabra on the victims is typically one to three holes, and in the shape of an upside-down triangle when three holes are apparent. 

While the chupacabra or “goat sucker” seems to be a recent cryptozoology finding, the Mayans may have encountered the creature many years ago. The Chupacabra has inspired many works of art in modern culture, including the 2013 film, Chupacabra vs. the Alamo. 

The Chupacabra has inspired many works of art in modern culture, including the 2013 film, Chupacabra vs. the Alamo. In Mayan mythology, Camazotz was known as the death bat or vampire bat. Stories reveal a creature with a bat or lizard-like face, two arms and the ability to turn into a statue during the day. The creature’s sharp snout even lends itself as a device that could suck blood from victims. 

Even more findings identify terms like “goat sucker” found in Mayan literature as early as 1400 B.C. At Chupamacabre, we love the chupacabra because it’s just a bit different than other creatures of lore. It captures our imagination in new ways. The chupa has been “captured” in various sightings since 1995, and later tested by biologists. Tests often identify the creatures as mammals with parasitic manges of various types, but can never account for dead or victimized farm animals and livestock in the area. 

Unlike the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot, Chupacabras are “seemingly” found, seen, captured, and still mystify and dumbfound us all. We hope you love the whimsical nature of this cryptobeast as much as we do. Since those initial sightings in Puerto Rico, chupacabras have gained worldwide appeal and in some case, worldwide sightings. Nearest and dearest to our hearts are sightings in North America, including a rash of sightings recently in Texas and some in Florida. Russia, China, Thailand, the Philippines, and other countries report chupacabra-like sightings or killings of livestock.

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Zak Santiago as Commander Wilcox in Chupacabra vs. the Alamo (2013)

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Finders Keepers - USA, 2014

Finders Keepers – USA, 2014

‘No soul is safe’

Finders Keepers is a 2014 American supernatural horror feature film directed by prolific cinematographer Alexander Yellen (Z Nation) from a screenplay by co-producer Peter Sullivan (Chupacabra vs. the Alamo; Abandoned; Hydra).

The movie stars Jaime Pressly, Patrick Muldoon, Marina Sirtis, Justina Machado and Tobin Bell.

Divorced mother Alyson Simon (Jaime Pressly) is thrown…

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i can't believe erik estrada blew up the alamo

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Chupacabra vs The Alamo

The trailer is way better than the poster. Looks like a must see to me!

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Chupacabra vs the Alamo

Ah thank you for showing every single bomb being placed. I never would have understood the concept. Really, it definitely made for 10 minutes of riveting, bomb placing action!