#clarksonsfarm

[xapn22-blog]

Still on that cowboy!Will ride. Extended into farmer!Will since I’ve been consuming a lot of clarksons farm content recently. Will is a farmer/ cowboy in Austin. He grows wheat and such and has a dairy farm and chickens. This is my new headcanon for him. Forget medicine he is tired of that post everything and just uses his healing on his animals and any demigods that wander onto his farm. Nico runs a farm to table restaurant like the diddly squat shop and restaurant. Wills cows love him and cuddling :)

[ms-neens]

Remember this painting of mine - "Jeremy Clarkson and his Range Rover"? Now you can claim a copy for yourself at the counter of the one and only Diddly Squat Farmshop! ♥︎

I cannot thank my friends Adrian and Ray enough for making a big wish of mine come true, as I can't be in the UK myself.

They delivered and handed out 100 prints of my Jeremy Clarkson painting at the Diddly Squat Farmshop (as well as my Comic book for Jezza himself)!

My Grand Tour comic book plus this poster will be a Christmas gift for Mr. Clarkson himself (Gerald's daughter Lucy gives it to him)! I'm speechless! ～♡

All the people shopping there today got a copy of it, but the shop still has a lot in stock. I wonder how long it might last?

As awful as my whole year has been, this is the most incredible Christmas present I ever got and yes, wishes can come true! Thanks to my incredible friends, this is just amazing, so I had to share this story!

[nuagederose]

”waterloo garden” (richard in his bar with some white wine, james in his kitchen with a few chili pepper plants, jeremy in his farm store)

ig, threads, + cara: badmotorartist

[hvn7gt]

I am a F***er

[lordwilde]

Racing driver Lucca Allen on Clarksons Farm Season 3. He is the son of Irish celebrity chef Rachel Allen, grandson of chef and food writer Darina Allen, great grandson of the late Myrtle Allen, a Michelin star winning chef.

[bowl-of-pasta]

Introduction Post/About Me

Hi!

Welcome to my tiny corner of the internet :)

Most of my tumblr is probably going to be disability posts or reblogs, but some posts will be random thoughts, or related to things I enjoy :)

Here's a little about me:

I don't mind what you call me

I'm 18, 19 next month (June)

I use she/her pronouns

I'm bisexual

I use the internet to escape reality a little

I'm a cat person (Dogs are cute too)

I'm disabled; I have chronic pain, and diagnosed ASD and ADHD (at 13 and 11, respectively)

I really want to make tumblr friends :)

And more importantly, here's things I like:

Games: My Time At Portia/My Time At Sandrock/Minecraft/The Sims/Assassin's Creed (All games)

Tv shows: The Last Kingdom/Vikings (Still watching!)/The Rookie/House MD/Clarkson's Farm/Extraordinary/What We Do In The Shadows/Our Flag Means Death

Other/Misc: History/Eurovision/Feminism/Disability/Psychology/Crochet

Other:

While a majority of my blog will be sfw, I would appreciate if minors/people under 18 do not follow me

If you don't have your age in your bio I won't follow back

[niroshanhemantha]

Jeremy Clarkson.

Not everyone's cup of tea.

Top Gear

The Grand Tour

Who wants to be a millionaire

[coolmoviemanmike]

I just watched Clarkson's Farm 3x08 "Calculating"

[dogg724]

Clarkson's Farm

I've laughed harder and more often at the first episode than I have at dozens episodes of a hundred "comedies" I've been exploring. What an incredibly delightful surprise of a show. One seemingly deserving of its high ratings.

Discuss on Trakt

[andyjohnsonstuff]

I'm watching Clarkson's Farm 1x01 "Tractoring"

[leopauldelr]

Thursday recap #ほぼ日手帳 #bulletjournaling #philippines #northkorea #tiktok #ssangyong #clarksonsfarm https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp2YYV3rs2d/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[clarymeadowsalpacas]

Breakfast queue looks busy this morning! Have a great weekend from all @clarymeadowsalpacas - - - - - _ - #alpaca #alpacas #alpacafarm #derbyshire #peakdistrict #southderbyshire #etwall #alpacaweddings #alpacaworld #alpacawalking #alpacatrekking #farming #farmlife #jeremyclarkson #amazonprime #clarksonsfarm #didlysquatfarmshop #farmers #farmerslife #lovemyjob #farmlife #visitourwebsite #smallbusiness #familyrun #alpacababy #babyanimals #animals #lama #camel #savethebees #visitsouthderbyshire (at Derbyshire) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpW9NV4sQk-/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ms-neens]

"Jeremy Clarkson with his Range Rover" ♥︎ painting by me.

You know, one of my biggest wishes is to visit the Diddly Squat Farm Shop, buy anything which makes me happy and leave my Grand Tour comic and art book and paintings of mine there! But I know that won't happen, and so instead I've drawn a picture of Jezza at his farm.

Of all the cars he has driven (and in this case even owned), I think his Range Rover might be one of my favourites! *✦.° ★

I hope you like it. ～♡

P.S.: Sorry for posting so rarely these days. I have finished this painting earlier, but didn't find the time to upload it. I am just going through a very difficult time in my life and I want to apologise to everyone who has sent me messages and I didn't reply yet. I will, when I finally find some time, promise!

[tinycoffeeroom]

farm love | italian bach

face claim: none ♡

request: here !

requested: Could I request an Italian Bach imagine inspired by Arthur’s vlog to Jezza Clarksons farm?? Maybe on that trip or maybe they just go on a cute little remote trip in the country farm? In their own private cabin (maybe a hot tub on the deck?👀) I feel like Bach is always a great bf but when he’s with friends he’s in his comedy/entertaining mindset so it’s subtle sweet gestures whereas when it’s just them he’s super clingy and boldly romantic

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📍 Cotswolds

👤 georgeclarkeey, arthurtv liked by y/nstagram, arthurtv and 298,017 others

italianbach me and my 2 boyfriends were invited down to the lovely Diddly Squat Farm to experience farm life and preview #/ClarksonsFarm season 3! Huge thank you to primevideouk for the invite!

y/nstagram and where are my pic creds? ↳ italianbach sorry who are you? ↳ y/nstagram oh, you're sleeping in one of the other huts tonight ↳ italianbach babe no george's snoring will interrupt my beauty sleep :(((( ↳ y/nstagram too bad didnt ask xx ↳ italianbach now look what you've done georgeclarkeey arthurtv ↳ georgeclarkeey wtf did we do?????? ↳ italianbach idk be sexy or something?

fan bach not even posting his gf but has time to post these two muppets

fan we want y/n!!!!!! ♥️ y/nstagram

fan george please give me a chance

fan arthur wrapping his arms around his two little omegas, we love a true alpha ↳ arthurtv what the fuck ↳ georgeclarkeey can't tell if i'm offended by being called an omega... ↳ italianbach i am?? we all know i'm a beta!!

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You were surprised to have been invited along to the Clarkson's Farm premiere alongside Arthur, George and Isaac. You didn't really have a following, mostly people coming from Isaac's constant posts about you to see who his girlfriend was.

The coach ride there had certainly been... something. Arthur annoyed the others by vlogging the entire thing, constantly asking Isaac and George to repeat their jokes so he could catch it on camera and having to redo shot after shot when the footage came out shaky or his finger had been covering the mic at the bottom of his phone.

You'd chosen to sit behind the group of lads, plugging your headphones in to play a small town farmer romance audiobook. If you're going to be subjected to dirt and the trio for the weekend, you were going to take advantage and daydream about a buff farmer sweeping you off your feet.

Isaac made sure to keep an eye on you, well aware that you were too engrossed in your audiobook to notice him. Knowing you were slightly camera shy as well, often choosing to be behind the lens and film his tiktoks, he chose to text you instead of drawing attention to you, conscious of the fact that Arthur could whip out his phone for another vlog clip at any moment.

Midway through the first meeting of the MC and the strong, beefy farmer, your phone lit up. At the top of the screen, you saw a few Instagram notifications and two texts from your boyfriend.

Isaac <3 You ok babe? x We should be stopping at Oxford services in about 20 minutes x

Looking up at your boyfriend, his attention was half on you and half on George who was, once again, jokingly shouting at Arthur who had asked him to repeat himself for the 20th time since you'd stepped onto the coach. Smiling briefly at the trio, you looked back down at your phone to reply.

My Love <3 I'm good angel xx May nip in and grab a sandwich or something, I'm kinda hungry :( x

Two seconds after the read receipt appeared beneath your message, a hand thrust a packet of Malteasers between the seat gaps. Grabbing the packet from your boyfriend, you sent him a grateful smile, quickly tucking into the chocolate.

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After a day of trekking back and forth across farm land, cudding cute little piglets and being stuffed full of the most gorgeous food and wine Clarkson's Farm had to offer, you and Isaac say goodbye to George and Arthur, waving them off as you walk up the little path to your cabin.

Despite it being later on in the day, the sun was still shining thanks to the British summertime. You immediately open your suitcase, grabbing a bikini and swapping your muddy tracksuit bottoms and band top you'd stolen from Isaac at some point. Isaac catches onto your thinking, also grabbing some trunks from his suitcase and changing into them.

You grab the bottle of champagne gifted by Prime Video and open the back patio doors which lead to small set of patio chair and a large hot tub.

Whilst Isaac double checks that the front door is locked, you slide into the water, sighing as the warmth soothes your aching muscles. It had been a while since you had spent this long on your feet and the last time you checked your watch, you'd done 35,000 steps.

Closing your eyes, you allow yourself a moment of silence, taking in the faraway bleats of the sheep in the meadow opposite your cabin. A warm breeze flows through the air, making a few stray hairs on your face sway gently.

You hear the doors behind you open and close and an affronted noise comes from your boyfriend. Cracking one eye open, you look back to see him frowning at you in the hot tub.

"What's up, babe?" You already know, but it's sweet to see how clingy Isaac gets when it's just the two of you.

"Budge up." He queues up a playlist on his phone, connecting it to the outside speaker before stepping into the hot tub, staring at you with a playful pout.

You comply, moving to the side so he can sit in your spot. As he settles down, one arm snakes around your waist, lifting you up and dragging you onto his lap under the water. His other arm joins the first, a strong interlink ensuring you won't go anywhere. Not that you'd want to.

"Better?" Grinning up at him, you slide your hand to rest at the base of his neck, fingers tangling in the chocolate brown curls there.

Isaac hums in lieu of a verbal response, face coming to rest in the curve of your neck. Feather light kisses trace along your skin, starting at the juncture between your neck and shoulder, trailing up to below your ear.

You giggle at the sensation, twirling the strands of hair entangled in your fingers round and round as he playfully nips your ear lobe once before pulling away. You untangle your fingers from his hair, moving your hand to the front to swipe his fringe away slightly to get a good look at him.

His eyes seem to twinkle in the now fading sunlight as he takes a moment to trace over your face. "You're so beautiful."

You can feel the blush rising hot up your neck, splaying out dusty pink on your cheeks. Even after being with him for so long, he still manages to fluster you every time he calls you beautiful. Normally, it's a throwaway comment, something he mentions whilst in the middle of something else. But here, just the two of you in the quiet British countryside, your heart seems to skip a beat, thumping a clumsy rhythm in your chest.

Wrinkling your nose to hide the way the statement made you feel, you run a finger gently across his cheekbone, dragging it softly down his cheek to the corner of his jaw. "And you're handsome."

His eyes are glued to your cheeks, smile widening as the blush only deepens, now crimson pink and burning hot. "I mean it. I know I say it a lot, but right here, in this moment, you're ethereal. I'm just so lucky you finally agreed to date me. Knowing that I get to wake up everyday and see you when you first wake up, that I get to walk into any room you're in and watch your face light up when you see me, and that I get to fall asleep holding you every night... Honestly, I don't think I could ask for a better life."

Your eyes are lined with unshed tears, mouth trembling as words of adoration spill from your boyfriends lips. He's a known secret romantic, you had the anniversary cards filled with paragraph after paragraph of him waxing poetic about you; but to hear it come directly from him, his voice warm and syrup soaked, your heart beat another treacherous beat, yearning to burst out and reach for the man below you.

"Isaac... I love you. So much." Your hand cups his cheek, thumb rubbing lightly over the skin below. "I couldn't ask for a better life either. This is the best relationship I have ever been in, and I have you to thank for that. Thank you for showing me a love I only thought was possible in movies."

Leaning down, you press a soft kiss to his lips, revelling in the delighted hum it pulls from your boyfriend. His arms wrap tighter around you, twisting you in a way so the two of you are chest to chest. He pulls you in deeper, mouth warm and insistent against your own.

When it feels like he's pulled every last bit of breath from your lungs, he pulls away slightly, murmuring a soft "I love you too" as he presses one final kiss to the corner of your mouth.

You move your head to rest in the crook of his neck, enjoying the warmth of the water and your boyfriend's body as the sun sets slowly behind you.

You're almost lulled to sleep, cocooned in the arms of your lover. Isaac's hands move in a repeated rhythm along your back, dragging up and down in slow circles as he hums along to the song playing softly from the speaker in the corner.

Before you can drift off, he mutters just loud enough to be heard over the bubbling of the hot tub. "Wanna go in the pool tomorrow?"

Nuzzling down further into the crook of his neck, you nod your head lightly, already smiling at whatever stupid Tiktok's he'll make you film. "Fuck yeah."

His chest vibrates with laughter in response and you close your eyes, pressing one last kiss to the skin beneath your lips as the two of you welcome the sky full of stars.

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a/n: first italianbach fic ! welcome to my gaggle of men mr isaac xo first of the ac3may hc's and my lil fingies are flying working through the rest !

[prime-drawings]

Jeremy Clarkson as a baboon

[seaweedthegenie]

Kaleb from Clarkson's Farm is my favorite person on the planet. Every new thing you find out about him is just another cherry on top.