Zedaph: It wasn't me!
Impulse: Or me!
Skizz: Not me either!
Tango: I tried to stop them!
Xisuma: I literally saw you do it and all of you were giggling
seriously, though, if we all donated a dollar for each egg casualty (or, even more seriously, if we all just donated a dollar), we could hit the next goal super easily. if you have the money to spare, I highly recommend it! not only does it go to a great cause, we also get closer to inciting violence between the hermits by giving them nerf guns
[ID: A screenshot from Tiltify. Banana has donated $5 with the message "in honor of the 4+ eggs that ended up broken on the floor in clumsy cooking". End ID]