#coach martinez

[nataliesscatorccio]

Shauna and the baby were probably both going to die. depending on your interpretation of the dream realm, maybe for a time Shauna did die. something brought her back, or kept her from staying there. but it wasn't Mari's "wilderness, I hope Shauna doesn't die" or Travis' well intended but useless blood magic (recall Lottie "can't this just be enough? please?" it was never enough) or even the baby's death covering the symbol on the blanket in blood. those are futile hopes and bargains. the baby was already doomed. and the wilderness doesn't trade, we know this. it chooses. someone has to die. it took Crystal and spared Shauna. Shauna thinks she's been snubbed by the group and by extension the wilderness when it takes Javi and Nat is crowned, but what she fails to see is that she was chosen first. she keeps being chosen! not to die, to live. Coach Martinez dying to put her oxygen mask on. Jackie dying to later feed her. the wilderness taking Crystal (where is her body? it belongs to the wilderness now) to get Shauna through a dangerous labor. Nat dying in her place as the queen of hearts twenty-five years later. maybe it always did like Nat best, but it killed for Shauna first. and it kept killing for her. for girls like Shauna (and for girls like the Wilderness) isn't that just the shape love makes? a knife wound.

[jollyreginaldrancher]

[homosherb]

rip to Horrible Father, Horrible Father #2, misc. teammates, #1 Church Girl, Artist Boyfriend, Teenage Girl Jesus, Theatre Kid, The Second Coming, Baby Boy, Sad Gay Man, Backwards Cap, Fucked Up Cinderella, Definitely Pit Girl, Mari #2, Straight Male, and Italian Hottie

(most of) y’all will be missed😔🙏🙏

[kimwexlers-brownhair]

A lot of gay guys use condoms, especially in the years before the Prep pill. But what if the majority of the ones Ben gave Travis actually belonged to Travis's dad? Like Coach Martinez made Ben hold onto them for him. Ben is ostensibly single, so it's no big deal if he's caught with them. Married Coach Martinez, though? He can't risk that. I just love how fucked up it would be if, unintentionally and in the most indirect way imaginable, this was Martinez's last gift to Travis. And simultaneously, another example of what a shitty father and husband he was.

[leitnerpiper420]

therapy could have fixed them

[fairytwles]

[starstaiined]

[yjposting]

textposts are back

[vashti-refused]

+ Bonus

[nataliesscatorccio]

YELLOWJACKETS

[commander-hill]

[danisbrainrot]

assign all the yellowjackets superpowers GO!!!

tai: super speed (because I could have sworn that coach martinez said she was the fastest on the team?)

van: immortality, because, let's be real, what CAN'T this girl survive?

jackie: pep talks 😃 but seriously, I think something really inconvenient like everything she touches turns to gold.

shauna: super strength

lottie: precognition

natalie: super hearing (because all good hunters need it)

misty: healing powers (but it hurts a lot because you FEEL your body healing).

mari: manipulate the elements (get it, because we saw her turn leather into stew 🍲)

akilah: when she touches something, she's taking away it's pain. (she and misty would tag team)

crystal: super screaming

gen and melissa: invisibility (because I keep forgetting they exist)

BONUS (don't take these seriously):

travis: yapping.

javi: not swimming, that's for sure 😭

ben: hallucinating 🤟

coach martinez: flight

[there-are-many-ways-to-smile]

You think in a future episode of Yellowjackets, they'll do a "What if" dream/opening scene of the plane not crashing and the team playing in the championship, Ben meeting up with Paul and throw in a little scene with Travis and his family.

And then it'll glitch back to reality.

[bellwood-qudditch]

When Taissa initially refuses to draw a card in the adult timeline Lottie says something about if you don’t draw a card “you know what happens to you”. So does this mean someone refused to draw a card and they then killed them or did there meal privileges get taken away? Like what does she mean by that!!

[newwavebeastie]

hai tumblr long time no see anyways here are some messages between me and my friends but with psychonauts characters also the one with sasha is directed at milla and the one with norma is to raz

[abc13mae]

I left off some characters because I ran out of spaces