#colin x tony x lamp x shrignold

[hershelwidget]

shapeshifters, guns, and guilt got me having the most insane thoughts ever. heres whatever these are

uhh i also have. *checks notes*

weed smoking girlfriends

the bottom half of that is true btw it’s all a scam. read it i dare you

and last but not least

weezer

[marshart]

I’ve been drawing a lot on Magma recently. I hope y’all enjoy what y’all see ^^✨

[sillypuppetsposts]

SEND IN DHMIS REQUESTS B) (WRITING AND DRAWING!)

I WRITE/DRAW FOR

- SHRIGNOLD!!!! (please request him more frequently then others!!! i write for him the best)

-tony

-colin

-sketchbook

-duck

-red guy

-yellow guy (PLATONIC)

-larry

I DONT DO NSFW, SMUT, YANDERE, TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS, PREGNANCY, ANYTHING HARMFUL TO A GROUP OF PEOPLE, ETC

[dont-hug-me-its-yuri]

If you had to rank all the ships involving Coffin (like Doomsday, Dead End Job, Deathbed + others) how would you rank them and why?

I’m a multishipper so I don’t really hate any ship unless it’s like…weird…so this is gonna be more of me explaining my dynamics for them ^_^

Doomsday/Time of death (Tony x Coffin)

I really like Tony and Coffin as a duo a lot due to time and death being linked together in a way, I don’t think I’ve mentioned this but Coffin definitely views death as a reward of some kind, they don’t think life is meaningless or horrible, they just view death as a reward for getting through life and its many obstacle

While Tony views time almost like some ethereal god like being that controls every waking moment of the puppets lives, they get along through their outlooks on life and how they both think Time is great and amazing (Coffin doesn’t view it as something ethereal like Tony though she views it in a much more natural way)

I think Tony would definitely develop a crush on Coffin of some kind mainly because he hasn’t met anyone that actual cared about time on a similar level to him (also in my mind they’re queerplatonic partners but shhhh)

Dead end job (Briefcase x Coffin)

They are getting their own post. You will wait for my madness.

Tissue Box x Coffin (I don’t think it has a name)

I view them as found/foster siblings so I don’t personally ship it myself but I do like the trope of old married couple that care a lot about each other that I usually see it presented as

But in my mind they were those siblings that always seemed to absolutely hate each other as kids and fought all the time and then mellowed out completely in their adult years and are now chill around each other

Deathbed/Foreversleep (Lamp x Coffin)

like Doomsday, I think this is one where their lessons are kinda connected in this case, by Coffins words “Death is just like an extra long nap so it’s like infinite dreams!” I think they would be friends but on more terms of “if their the only person who’s available and they wants to hang out, I’ll do it.”

They definitely have smoked weed together before. I never told you guys Coffin wasn't a stoner.

Bluescreen (Colin x Coffin)

Coffin and Colin would get along cause they’re both kinda nerdy and have a dislike for being touched out of nowhere, Coffin would actually be one of the few allowed to mess around in Colin’s digital world with him since Colin would feel comfortable enough around her and knows Coffin probably won’t install a virus in him somehow

Lethal love/Till death do us part (Shrignold x Coffin)

I’ve already talked about them being fucked up little frenemies but there is a bit of romantic subtext to it like Coffin is Shrignolds semi-lesbian awakening like Shrignold just looks at Coffin laughing or doing something and thinks “Wow, she’s pretty…” before calling themselves several slurs internally

I think that’s all the Coffin ships, that I’ve seen at least, if I missed any just tell me and I’ll put it in the comments :3

tldr

dead end job

Doomsday

Deathbed

Bluescreen

Lethal Love

Tissue box x Coffin

literally do not hate any of these btw ship what you want idk you are welcome here

[demi-rxndxm-stxff]

I need DHMIS requests

Please. Someone send a dhmis requests. I am BURSTING with creativity! PLEASE! Anything! Including any of these ships(And possibly any others you like!): DigitalTime (Colin x Tony) LampNold (Shrignold x Lamp) FluffyBird (Harry x Duck) MeatLocker (Steak guy x Fridge) DeadEndJob (Briefcase x Coffin) CreativeSpark (Electracey x Sketchbook) Yellow Guy x Claire

And some rules: No NSFW No Hateful Art Slightly suggestive stuff is fine Please send something! My main inbox be lookin empty as fuck.

[mozzdie24]

Rating DHMIS Ships❤️😍

Duck x Red Guy:

10/10

I LOVE seeing these two interact, they remind me of a married couple sometimes lol. Yeah I’m very sure this is already canon XD

Tony x Paige:

4/10

I see why they’d be shipped together, but they don’t quite fit to me…☹️

Tony x Colin:

10/10

Two narcissistic, loud teachers. I feel like they’d match each other’s energy. Heck, they’d be the only ones to understand/tolerate each other 😌 Not to mention Tony said computers are cool 🤭

Yellow guy x Claire:

10/10

I’m putting this up as a 10 because I liked the few interactions we got from them. She was one of the only characters in the series to be nice to Yellow Guy. It’s also because they literally get MARRIED and have a CHILD by the end of the Jobs episode, soooo pretty sure it’s canon 👀

Larry x Shrignold:

7/10

Hmm…I can see Shrignold being absolutely irritated with the drunk lamp, but I can also see him being like “this is MY idiot and I love him”😤

Shrignold x Warren:

10/10

Two teachers with toxic traits that teach about relationships. One who is lonely and has tried to harass people into being his friend. One who is trying to get lonely people into his love cult. I see this working out perfectly. Not to mention they’re the only anthro teachers we have. I think.

Briefcase x Finn (Coffin):

9/10

YES. JUST YES. The briefcase gives off vibes that he’s always doing SOMEthing and he’s always moving. Finn seems a bit more laid back. I wish we got more screen time of them both so I could get a better visual 😞 BUT NONETHELESS I like what I’ve got so far!

Steak x Fridge:

3/10

I might just be missing something here, but the only reason I see these two being shipped in the first place is that they appear in the same episode in the same song ☹️

AAAANNDD that’s all that I can think of at the top of my head!! 😃

[queam]

What are your main DHMIS ships?

Really random, im just curious,,,,,

Digitaltime( Tony x Colin ) imaginarydreams( Sketch x Lamp ) tddup( Shrignold x Coffin ) lesroy( Lesley x Roy ) and fluffybird (Duck x Red guy ) are my main ones but I’m open to a lot of ships !!

[aboringredmop]

Seeing as the last post got thrown into the void with my account I made a new shipping index. Please let me know if you know some others that I haven’t written down here I am.desperate to get this completed for the sake of pleasing the tbh creature

Also none of these include ones with yellow guy to stay safe because some of y’all need to calm the fuck down with your canon ages and what’s not Jesus Christ

Last note I’ll keep this pinned on my account and update it every now and then

- fluffy bird (duck x red guy)

- Padlock (sketchbook x tony)

- Showtime (tony x red guy)

- something something paper (sketchbook x red guy)

- Whatever the one with red guy, sketchbook and tony is called

- Whatever the one with shrignold, sketchbook and tony is called

- Timebug (tony x shrignold)

- Cyberfly (Colin x shrignold)

- Digital time (tony x colin)

- Stringcode/whatever the old one was called (Colin x red guy)

- Loveletter (sketchbook x shrignold)

- Digital world (Colin x Gilbert)

- Digital art (sketchbook x Colin)

- Geoclock/timezones (tony x Gilbert)

- Paper clockwork and wires (or something along those lines) (sketchbook x tony x Colin)

- I think there were different shipnames for the sketchworld characters but it is so difficult to find any info on it that hasn’t been thrown into the abyss

- Papertin (?)(I forgor T-T)(laptop x sketchbook)

- Meatlocker (fridge x steak)

- Papercan (sketchbook x spinach)

- Lampnold (shrignold x lamp)

- Dreamjournal (lamp x sketchbook)

- Dreamworld/lavalamp (I like the last one the most)(lamp x Gilbert)

- bedtime (tony x lamp)

- I forgor again.Tincan? (Magnet x spinach)

- Deathbed (coffin x lamp)

- Creativespark (sketchbook x electracey)

- 1920 (lesley x Roy)

- lovebird (shrignold x warren)

- most people seem to use time of death so i will too (tony x coffin)

- time travel (tony x train guy)

- overtime (que the SpongeBob meme)(briefcase x tony)

- paperwork (i think that might have been the same shipname as red guy x sketchbook but I don't remember)(sketchbook x briefcase)

- padlock 2.0 (i don't want them to be called padlock 2 key man is way superior tony in every single way so i will be thinking of a new one)(sketchbook x key man)

- death note (sketchbook x coffin)

- dead meat (coffin x steak guy)(i can see the appeal ngl. Slightly deranged himbos in love)

- red death (red guy x coffin)

- early bird (duck x warren)(someone try to make this work. I dare you)

- glow worm (lamp x warren)

- safe dreams (lamp x mean Steve)

- dead end job (coffin x briefcase)

[randoms-fandoms]

DHMIS request info!

I don’t write character x character for this one, sorry!

Characters I will do “x reader”s for (can be romantic or otherwise)

💕Duck

💕Leslie

💕Colin

💕Sketchbook

💕Tony

💕Shrignold

💕Steak

💕Lamp

💕Brendon

💕Roy

💕Coffin

💕Electracy

[ask-the-teacher-squad]

New ask blog

Web series Teachers:

Sketch/Sketchbook/Paige: Demi-Girl, She/They, Bisexual, 26

Tony: Cis Male, He/Him, Bisexual, 33

Shrignold: Demi-Boy, He/They, Pansexual, 27

Colin: Intersex Boyflux, He/Him, Gay, 33

Lia (Laptop): Demi-Girl She/They, Polysexual Polyamory, 28

Gilbert (Globe): Boyflux, He/They, Bisexual Polyamory, 28

Stanley (Steak guy):Cis Male, He/Him, Bisexual, 42

Fredrick (Fridge): Trans-male, He/Him, Gay, 42 Harper (human body): Trans-fem Girlflux, She/They, Lesbian Asexual, 19

Carter (Monster can #1): Non-Binary, They/Them, Aroace, 16

Cannon (Monster can #2): Bigender, She/He, Unlabeled, 16

Stacy (Spinach can): Cis Female (?) She/Her, Questioning, 11

Ben (Bread boy): Cis Male, He/Him, 6

Larry (Lamp): Trans-male, He/They, Gay, 28

Tv series Teachers:

Braydon (Briefcase): Cis Male, He/Him, bisexual, 30

(Unemployed) Brendon: Cis Male, He/Him, Bi-curious Asexual, 26

Andy: Cis Male, He/Him, Pansexual, 25

Duncan: Agender, They/He, Gay, 25

Claire: Cis Female, She/Her, Ally, 9

Eleanor(Elevator):She/They, Lesbian, 28

Finn(Coffin):He/Him, Pansexual, 33

Warren: Trans-male, He/They/Xe, Bisexual, 24

Lily: Cis Female, She/Her, ???, 9

Todney: Cis Male, He/Him, Straight, 9

Mr. Thomas (Train man): Cis Male, He/Him, ???, 80

Electracey: Non-Binary, They/She, Lesbian, 25

The main trio + Special one:

Harry: Trans-male, He/Him, Gay Demi-sexual, 28

Robin: Trans-male, He/Him, Pansexual, 28

Doi/David: Cis Male, He/Him, Ally, 9

Kelly(Special one): Cis Female, She/Her, ???, 9

Oc's:

Christian/Chris/Christy: Genderfluid, Any pronouns, Pansexual, 24

Cloudy: Trans-female, She/Her, Pansexual, 24 Stitch Kid: Non-Binary, They/Them, Aroace, 14 Ember: Genderqueer, They/Them, Bisexual, 16 Ruby: Cis Male, She/Her, Queer, 16 Nathaniel: Trans-male, He/Him, Gay, 15 Nyx (Lampnold fanchild): Cis Male, He/Him, 1

Others:

Solar/Soldryxe/Sol/Demi: Any pronouns, Pansexual Aromantic (Cupioromantic), ??

Roy: Cis Male, He/Him, Ally, 39

Lesley: Cis Female, She/Her, Ally, 49

Mean Steve/Steven/Keith: Cis Male, He/Him, Pansexual Polyamory, 23

Lucy (Little gold key): Cis Female, She/Her, Questioning, 11

Fizz(The soda bottle from the pilot episode):Trans-masc Genderqueer, He/They/Xe, Gay, 22

Richard (Blue guy): Cis Male, He/Him, Gay, 27

Robert (Red bird): Trans-male, He/They, Omnisexual, 27

Lucas (Green guy): Cis Male, He/Him, Aroace, 9

+ Some More Characters

- Ships: Fluffy bird (Robin x Harry) Digital time (Colin x Tony) Lampnold (Shrignold x Larry) Laptop x Gilbert x Mean Steve x Fizz (idk why I ship it) Meat Locker (Fredrick x Stanley) Cannon x Ember Mackenzie x Harper Mind Storming (oc x oc aka Christian X Cloudy)

- This blog may contain angst, violence, murder (no major deaths tho), curse words, mentions of alcohol and (maybe some)drugs, mentions of addiction, mentions of abuse (I'll put any posts trigger warnings if they contain any of these)

- This AU happens a long time after Roy and Lesley stopped the whole teaching thing

- In this AU, the web series teachers live in a separate house from he TV show teachers apart from Electracey who decided to move in with the web series teachers. - The trio and Kelly also live with the web series teachers - Tony and Colin adopted two cats, a Persian named Bella and a sphinx named Pepper. Also, I turned the orange from dhmis 1 into Sketchbook's pet American bobtail cat named Oliver.

That's all!

[thecultofmalcom]

So. Its out. This is obviously pretty awesome sauce (sorry not sorry jas) and like.

wow.

so it started, middle/late 2011, almost 12 years ago. Some silly little university kids making a stupid horror puppet show. Becky Sloan and Joseph Pelling, creating Dont Hug Me Im Scared. What a way to start of the 2010s huh.

After a series of short videos, created for the Kickstarter, the sequel was created. Tony The Talking Clock was he spectacle of 2014 tumblr, eventually winning the most coveted title a fictional outcast could probably get, ‘Tumblr Sexyman.’ The fandom at this time was WILD, with the whole IceHell genre and the ‘Paige x Tony’ fanatics. Not to mention that kids react video.

At this same year, my personal skrunkle scrimblo came around. The Love Cult was introduced by the ringleader Shrignold, worshipping a stone who they fed gravel. Nobody knows why or how the living FUCK they managed to start a cult like this, but here we go. This was the first time the gang was seen outside, and this circled around Yellow Guy (whos a pig??)

Along comes 2015, introducing the absolute LEGEND, COLIN. THE. COMPUTER. Legend in the making, stupid self absorbed fucktwat, and the computery guy!! Also, the outro was a bop. By now, the DHMIS community had grown a fanbase, the watch count of the series so far over 3 Million!!1!

AND NOW. THIS IS WHEN SHIT GETS REAL!!

dhmis five. the talking point of every internet kids trauma. This episode was about being helfy!,2 Joined by the silly goofy Healthy Band, duck guy and yellow (red guy, whered he go?) learned all about why you shouldnt eat food from a strangers plate!! What made DHMIS special was its unsettling gore, which was shown perfectly in the scene where duck gets his. organs took out! graphically! Awesome!

then the finale came. dhmis 6, 2016, 6. years ago now. 6 whole years. introducing the harsh reality of the real world, the absoloute CHAD which we call Larry, Lars, Larson, Lamp Guy, THE LAMP1!11 Teaching (drunk, on drugs, sleep deprived, who knows?) yellow guy all about the wonderful dreams you can have, including eating a drink, buying a hat, losing your friends and drowning in oil of course! This episode was what made this whole puppet show a real nightmare. skrunkle yellow guy gets (unfortunately) mind-tortured by all the teachers, including the saxaphone. still really wanna know how to buy a canoe. At the end, we finally found out who was the brains behind all of this, none other than yellow guys DAD himself, ROY. This is why, perhaps, this whole fever dream nightmare was based around June 19th Fathers day. This is what, we all though, the end was. 5 years of youtube wonder, Becky Joe and Baker created a phenomenon that shocked the internet in perhaps a million different ways. But the positive feedback was overwhelming, woohoo!

By now, the improvement was MASSIVE. as shown below :

And now. This is when we all thought it was over. Until 2 years later, in 2018, all hope was lost. Until those 2 words,

WAKEY WAKEY!!

this was a 30 second short trailer for the DHMIS Pilot, showing at the 2019 Sundance film festival!

This is where it gets a bit weird, because not only is the original Wakey Wakey deleted, the full thing was never shown anywhere else. the only surviving footage of this was the bad quality pirated videos , with those 2 girls laughing thunderously in the background. A new sexyman, MEAN STEVE (🤤, sorry not sorry) WAS INTRODUCED! WE ALL WANNA SEE HIM IN HIS FULL METAL STICK GLORY! But nah we didnt get that. We didnt get a show, which we all because suspicious of.

well. thats what we thought.

2020. the year of the corona. no hope, isolation. until a lovely woman named Becky Sloan posted a lil thing on her instagram. ‘Were making a tv shooowwww! 📺👀📺👀📺👀📺👀’ AND THIS IS WHERE IT GOT WILDER AWESOMER EPICER!!! WE WAITED AND WE WAITED AND WE FINALLY GOT SOME CONFIRMATION! THIS WAS AWESOME! it got picked up by a charity project by the name of BFI YAC,, hoping to pick up on small industries work! AND IT DID!

time went by, still no show. we all thought it was over, cancelled, whatever.

2021 ROLLS PAST.

FILMING WAS WRAPPED! IN THE TIME WE WERE ALL GRIEVING AT THE THOUGHTS OF NO TV SHOW, THEY WERE WORKING ON IT THE WHOLE TIMEEE!!

‘WAKEY WAKEY’ as the fandom called it at the time, was coming!

now we wait. until FEB 25 2022. They finished the final sound recording. It was all done, we were all waiting for that special day, June 19th

, Fathers day. , 3 months ago.

and what did we get?

FLY.

THE TRAILER FOR THE NEW SHOW, PREMIERING CHANNEL 4 IN SEPTEMBER!! OH !EM GEE!

Now, we were all anticipating for the new series, we waited EXTREMELY PATIENTLY for this, 4-5 years no less. Honestly we shoulda won an award for the most patient fandom at this point.

SEPTEMBER 2022!

WE GOTTA GET THINGS READY FOR THS BIG DAY! BIG DAY! THE TRAILER WAS OUT! COMING SEPTEMBER 13TH!

but then, disaster struck! ohh no!

HRH Queen Elizabeth fell ill and kicked the bucket. Obviously , this meant not only is the country in ruins now lol! (fuck liz truss basically) But the show (we thought) was in jeopardy! (not really) The 10 days of mourning began, and the All 4 Website announced that the show would be slightly delayed, but coming this month.

THIS MONTH! NOW! FRIDAY 23RD, 2022. THE BIG DAY HAS ARRIVED! 6 SHINING BRAND NEW EPISODES, PREPARED FOR THE BIG TV DEBUT FRIDAY 30TH SEPTEMBER!

THE IMPROVEMENT, BY NOW WAS STUNNING AWESOME EPIC!! LOOKLOOKLOOK!

this new series, which is 1 day old!! fresh new awesome! is AMAZING! 3 WHOLE HOURS FULL OF OUR FAVE TRAFFIC LIGHT TRIO!

(Yes. we know, you still find red guy sexy.)

(AND COLIN. AND THE LAMP. AND A BIT OF TONY TOO!)

JUST THREE OF THEM! CLAYHILL HAD, UNFORTUNATELY, SHRIVELLED UP OR SOMETHING! (I RECKON)

this was obviously a sign that Wakey Wakey is now Lost Media. But we got this! all thanks to that one silly dumb stupid epic 3 minute long short on youtube, made by 2 people, in their free time, DONT HUG ME IM SCARED!

This post is basically, appreciation for Becky Joe and Baker, and the fandom, and everyone who helped in the making of this phenomenon!

Along the way, we’ve encountered our askblogs, most notably @sketchbook-and-tony-adventures !! And the awesome, probably most noted artists of DHMIS tumblr, the epic awesome amazing @amii-stuff @frootrollup? whats the username again? @hecklefreckled & @bernold ! Obviously more as well but i honestly dont remember the usernames :/ And our epic news sharer @creative-time !! Thanks you guys! And some awesome others, like @creechurfoundincheckerboardvoid @dhmispaint and the bezzie mate @xzumichannn !! Woohoo! Thank you guys so much, without this crazy massive fandom, we probably wouldnt have even got this far, crazy right!

So far, the best moments of this 2011-2022 era for me have been

- ‘Where are all you nasty clockfuckers! did you finally fuck that clock?’

- Sketch has a small face

- LisWeegee Adventures In Lurning dubs

- Whoever the heck that spanish dhmis gacha person is!

- That one ‘No bitches’ meme with shrignold :

- My amazing askblog i could never be bothered to do!

- Whoever that tiktok guy is

- “FREELANCERS DESERVE TO DIE!”

- Money Man. Deserves to be a sexyman fr!

- “BYE GUYS! I LOVE YOU!”

- Hearing the first few seconds of the first episode intro. those bells man. something, a feeling im never gonna feel again. ever. something i could experience only once.

The only bad thing. LAMPS SOBERED UP?? WHERED THE DRUGGIE INSOMNIAC VOICE GO?

Anyways. I love yall your all awesome, were finally trending on tumblr again, and we all have worms in our brain!

What have we got to look forward to now?

- DELTARUNE NEW CHAPTERS, 2023? The finale will probably be ready for 2027…

thats literally it. sorry. Hazbin Hotels coming to tv? i guess? lol.

this is obviously a national highlight of 2022 🥱 well no. Its internationally an internet milestone. duh!

LONG LIVE DHMIS!!

[lovelyteng]

Balan Wonderworld X Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Cast

Students

Willy Darren (My BC’s Headcanon Name) as Yellow Guy

Leo Craig as Red Guy

Tora Taylor (My BC’s Headcanon Name) as Duck Guy

Teachers

Lucy Wong/Inkabelle as Paige the Sketchbook

Cass Milligan/Purrla as Tony the Talking Clock

Attilio Caccini/Princess Marey as Shrignold

Cal Suresh/Fortstopher IV as Colin

Jose Gallard/Barktholomew as Steak

Yuri Brand/Wormsworth as Spinach Can

Haoyu Chang/Worville Wright as Lamp

Other Characters

Wally Darren (My OCs) as Roy Gribbleston

Christopher IV the Quad Cannon Leader (My OCs) as Gilbert the Globe

Bartholomew the Tornado Wolf Leader (My OCs) as Fridge

Willow the Dusk Butterfly Leader (My OCs) as Bread Boy

[just-another-colin-kinnie]

I've decided most of the roles for UNDERTALE x DHMIS (with some help)

Yellow/Doi: Frisk Duck/Robin: Toriel Red/Harry: Asgore Paige/Sketch: Alphys Tony: Papyrus Tina: Sans Sheldon: Gaster Shrignold: RG1 Special one/Lily: Asriel/Flowey (Turns into that one purple flower Colin: Mettaton Bread Boy/Bryce: Monster kid Spinach can/Sarah: Undyne Steak/Stephen: Gerson Fridge/Fred: That rabbit shopkeeper in snowdin, next to the inn. Lamp/Larry: RG2 Roy: Chara Tellytony, just because: Temmie Myself ;): Napstablook Extra teachers: Amalgamates I don't have anyone for Muffet. It's probably that one box of oats.

@ask-some-retired-teachers gave me some help. Thank you again. ❤️ Art for Gaster Sheldon and myself as Napstablook is being planned.

And yes, self insert, fight me.

[lovelyteng]

Cuphead X Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Cast

Students

Cuphead as Yellow Guy

Mugman as Red Guy

Willy Warbles as Duck Guy

Teachers

Sally Stageplay as Paige the Sketchbook

Werner Werman as Tony the Talking Clock

Grim Matchstick as Shrignold

Dr. Kahl as Colin

Chauncey Chantenay as Steak

Ollie Bulb as Spinach Can

Beppi the Clown as Lamp

Other Characters

Elder Kettle as Roy Gribbleston

Dr. Kahl's Robot as Gilbert the Globe

Sal Spudder as Fridge

Cagney Carnation as Bread Boy