#confused noises

[swiftmitsu]

wow you sure are a swift misu

they should call you

swiftmisu

WHERE DID THE T GO ANON

IT SOUNDS LIKE MISO SOUP

[mellybabbles]

𓋴𓉔𓄿𓏏𓅂𓂋𓅂𓂧 𓇋𓋴 𓋴𓅱 𓉔𓅱𓏏 𓇋 𓃭𓅱𓆯𓅂 𓉔𓇋𓅓 𓉔𓅂 𓇋𓋴 𓊪𓅱𓈎𓇋𓅂 𓇋 𓆓𓅲𓋴𓏏 𓅃𓄿𓈖𓄿 𓉔𓅱𓃭𓂧 𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓅃𓄿𓇋𓋴𓏏 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓏏𓅃𓇋𓂋𓃭 𓉔𓇋𓅓 𓄿𓂋𓅱𓅲𓈖𓂧 𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓈎𓇋𓋴 𓉔𓇋𓅓

Dont translate hehe

uh... okay???

[monterraverde]

@teraluceo replied to your post “Smash or pass + LARRY!”:

"What did I say about men with sticks up their ass, Monty."

"...I forgot, smack it out of them?"​

[shyinsunlight]

I’m sorry but who the FUCK is “Mattheo Riddle” and what is he doing on my tumblr feed all of a sudden???

[autobotmedic]

@aircommndr

god writing a medic in this fandom has to be HELLISH for inconsistency reasons

I DO MY BEST AND TRY TO BE FLEXIBLE but sometimes even analyzing canon im like wHat, such as when tf.p mega replaces his entire arm with a dead guy's and then SOMEHOW can still transform perfectly into normal space jet. how. HOW!!!! I know the answer is 'they didn't want to update the model/just straight up ignored it for plot convenience' but I nonetheless go HFKJSHDF

[scarsofra]

continued from here. 

Malik was known for frequenting clubs and other such places to seek out thrills and kill boredom. Most of the time it just ended with disappointment, but the premise of this game had him intrigued. 

Soon, he was sent into a dark space and reached out to find a sturdy chest. He could tell that whoever he was with was shorter than him, but the height difference didn’t seem to deter either of them. 

He was never one to half-ass anything either. The way the other man had suddenly pressed so hard against him had Malik feeling dizzy. He melted into the roughness and returned just as much as he got. It was as if this stranger was trying to steal the breath out of his lungs and Gods was it hot--

He didn’t even notice that the lights were switched on. They only parted ways when they needed air. 

It didn’t even register who was staring at until he heard the Egyptian leave the man’s mouth. 

“Y-you...!” Malik gasped. “A-Atem...?!” There was a noted voice crack as he took a step away. 

Sure, they may have been on better terms nowadays, but he was pretty sure they weren’t at “make out” stage yet! Gods, his face suddenly felt like it was on fire from how hard he was blushing. 

Maybe he should have felt repulsed by it all, but he was shockingly not. Despite knowing he just made out with his former enemy, the heat of their lips pressed together still lingered in the back of his mind. 

“.....” He let out a loud hiss and ran a hand through his hair. “...I can’t believe I just made out with you...” 

@duelingdestiny​

[kitty-c4t]

On a scale of 1-10 how would woe the Bing bong

Wha

[cupiddcake]

PEOPLE SHIP THE ONCELER AND THE LORAX!? IM SCARED THOSE PEOPLE ARW BOLD

[arcsonara]

???????

Why do my own posts keep showing up while I'm scrolling?????? I only have like three, wtf is this???

[dgknightblue]

Just reading a rottmnt crossover fic and it started making me confused until I had the idea that rise was being bashed.

But like….

Seriously!

Raph is being a jerk! To Donnie! About emotions! The heck????

Had to stop or I’d have to read more of the boys being meaner than they actually are.

[ladymirdan]

Step 1: Starts listening to a 40k audio drama.

Step 2: Prepares to cringe at the voice acting since most of the narrating of these things is pretty good, but the voicing of the characters themselves are cringy and over the top as hell.

Step 3: Oh no! He is hot! 😳

Im not complaining at all but why out of pretty much every 40k character did they make HIM hot. Have they seen his offical art?

[swiftmitsu]

Mitsu, I got a question...

Why are ya so fucking hot-

Ehm ehm I meant

Why are you so flipping nice sweet caring ho- preddy- sweet- sweet- nice- kind- loving- simpab-

-Nacho anon. The one you will never know who controls this anon.

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2882&:@:/$/&83kr€{€~£

i sWEAR I RECOGNISE THE WAY YOU TALK.

[babyegle]

❥𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋'𝐒      𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆      𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄(₂₀₀₅)     ﹔accepting.

@ofcryptid asked: ❝  don’t  get  alarmed,  i’m  being  followed.  act  normal.  ❞ from spencer.

Despite   their   insistence   on   her   'not'   being   alarmed,   Ashley   still   very   much   was.

"Excuse   me??"   -   her   sudden   rigidness   was   very   'unnatural   ...'   really,   how   did   they   think   she'd   be   okay   with   being   dragged   into   something   like   this?

"W-Who   are   you?   And   ...   WHO   are   the   people   following   you?   -I   don't   understand   -   "

[constellaris-a]

   @aeviare​ :   ae: that's cause you never married me

   “ ... I thought it was fairly common knowledge you were rather  against  the Fatui .  You realize I’m one of them ,  right ? ”

[owlchen]

I have glasses now

I never had glasses before

This is such a weird feeling

My eyesight isn't that bad but how the hell can everything be that sharp with glasses??

[leatherforhell]

how the fuck do you replace images in a google doc template

I’m trying to make character pages but they don’t, like, have an easy way to just replace an image without fucking up the whole thing