#coolegg

[spinnychaircirclecasting]

is that lysias's latest great speech in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? ;P

[faisceaubunz]

i had a dream i played pokemon last night so guess what i gotta do now

[toastspirit]

ON TO NEW EXPERIENCES

(little doodle comics under the cut)

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[garundynes]

local white twink goes to fashion school in September:3

[fishyfarms]

I am still taking requests I promise I am not ignoring requests I have just been busy packing!!!!!! For coolegg!!!!

But I’ve also been pondering lately - I’ve been wanting to do an ask blog for Farmer August for a while now but never had any real motivation to do it but with a lot of people now following the blog for farmer stuff (hi new people I love you new people!) I was wondering if an ask blog would be something that people would be interested in following and submitting to? I just think it’d be a fun way for me to share August lore aside from her fanfic (WHICH IS BEING WORKED ON I PROMISE IT IS JUST GOING THROUGH: many. Many rewrites)

[thisbirdsabsurd]

Cool egg! Ya just never know what you might get next! #chickenegg #eggs #coolegg #speckledegg #chickensofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/ChkuklJOHhD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[tmo6]

grrrr assignmence

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

so true letterboxd user coolegg

[traveling-madness]

me: writes 2.75/5 paragraphs

me: im doint the MAXIMUM workload and i am EXHAUSTED

[brattybottombunny]

My crush is the ABSOLUTE SWEETEST EVER AAAAAAAAAAAA she's so so so funny and she's kind and she's brilliant and so so unbelievably pretty oh my lord????? We recommend books to each other and went to go see a movie a bit ago and we snapchat most days and oh my goodness she has the absolute sweetest smile in the world and it makes my day every time I see it?????? We haven't seen each other in about a month bc of coolegg but I painted something for her birthday and I am BRIMMING with anxiety about giving it to her but more than that I'm just excited I get to see her again even for a little bit 😭😭 tho I'd still give anything just to hold her hand 🥺💜💚💜💚

omg this is so cute 🥺 y’all are making my heart hurt in the best way

[collxpsedhexrt]

Matchup tingsss 🥺👉👈

just a warning i type this in a shit post format bc im too scared to talk about myself in a grammatically correct manner because i hate myself

huge note: my type is BIG w big ol shoulders and big and tall and did i mention big so yeah cuddles ok thanks bye i also updated a photo of me- bc i suck at describing my appearance

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ok so anyways lets a gO

NOTE: i dont label my sexuality sorry idc who to swing for ion like swinging i like hugging thanks ok bye also im EXTREMELY mentally and emotionally unstable haha ok thanx 🥺😳💅

꧁𝙰𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎꧂

I am 163cm and 190lb (I am also very peculiar about knowing my exact measurements, height, and weight all the time?? Confusion???)

I am one pasty ass bitch despite being (excuse the lele pons moment) LaTiNa👁👄👁,,, I have very long warm black hair that is either wavy or borderline kinky curls no in between,,,, I have amber eyes and have FrEcKlEs everywhere but not like super intense,,, i could probably put a photo (and i will at the end-) bc idk how to describe my ugly ass morbidly obese bleached walrus headass face tbh??

Not to be an annoying basic bitch but i supposedly have an hourglass figure but im more plump so ig i have a more motherly appearance- idk tbh my body dysmorphia says i look like patrick star on my 600lb life so lets get poggers in the chat, tea?? tea sis?? who’d knock me tf up im ugly doe ahaha 👁👄👁

꧁𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢꧂

hngh i never stop apologizing- even if u knock me down multiple times ill keep going back to you and forgiving you, and thats on daddy issues

im an empath and like a lot of spiritual stuff like tarot and stuff,,, wont get too into it bc im inexperienced

GIFTED.CHILD.BURNOUT.

also bc i like gaming i can be “one of the bros” and tbh i LOVE being a semi-stereotypical jock-like gamer boy like “oHH YEASAH *crushes soda can on my head* GAMING TIME BOOOYYYYSSS” and i kinda forget im a girl sometimes bc i (gross warning) can like,,, burp wit da bois 😳👉👈,,,,

I am an INFJ-T (the T means im a shitshow!) and ion wanna get too much into my uh,,, issues w/ eating,,,, but basically lets say it causes a lot of dizziness on my end but like im still obese so its ok lol

also im like,,,,, the runt of the group like literally nobody likes me (at least thats what i tell myself aHEM-)

and also i have eXTREEEEEEEME trust issues like holy fuck nobody can catch a break

Oh shit wait i should say idk what i am in terms of sexuality literally nothing fits me ahaha but i am an afab female lady girl as far as i know bc im not currently in a safe place to explore these things, Jimbo!

also im so sorry for being messy im spacing things out so it can be an organized mess im so so sorry i love you anf thank you for taking your time to read this i love you and appreciate you!!

I am a libra sun, and a pisces moon and rising so that means im a crybaby bitch but to the third power (^3)

oh shit yeah im also a hufflepuff

basically i like to make everyone laugh and im not good with serious shit but when it comes down to it sometimes i can take on a maternal role when comforting friends but u will never get me to admit it..... wait-

꧁𝙷𝚘𝚋𝚋𝚒𝚎𝚜꧂

ART ART AND MORE ART OH MY GOD FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK SO MUCH ART- im specifically into the character design and i actually plan on going into game development in coolegg

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i havent sang seriously in like,,,, years tho bc my choir teacher kicked me out the choir bc my brother was having a life saving surgery the day of a performance anD I NEVER FORGOT IT KAREN. meaning ion let shit go like that bc im an insecure and emotionally broken biTCH

ok i love games- from little big planet, outlast 1/2, detroit become human, beyond two souls, TO OVERWATCH YES I LOVE YOU OVERWATCH, and aminal crossigng uwu

ok so anyways i mean yeah uh,,, i also like writing poetry sometimes and writing but im like yuri (ddlc) and cant help but be borderline pretentious with using over complicated words despite my shit grammar here lol

but yeah

i also live on a farm and i love taking care of my chickens duckies turkies andn pheasants mvmvmbm,,,, i lvoe themn,,,,fhfjdjd,,, OMG I USED TO HAVE GOATS AND GUINEA HENS BUT FUCKINGNG CORONA VIRUS MADE IT HARD TO CARE FOR THEM SO WE HAD TO SELL THEM AND HMMMMMMM ANGERY

but on another note i hav doggies and uwu!!! they v cute best dogeis ever 100/10 recommend these dogies,,,,

꧁𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜꧂

im a hermit and quarantine is just fun to me

I have a high pitched voice so my friends deemed me the god of anime voice thank u

But honestly i find my voice creepy, it’s as if my voice is ghostly and haunting. That’s in real life, but say we called on discord.... I’m loud and obnoxious but i always make people laugh, only when im on a call like that does my personality change so much.

im an amazing host tbh,,, “Hey- I have tea, coffee, coffee with foam, water, milk, juice, soda, and i could make you some food!” “Do you want some popcorn? Are you sure? Do you need a blanket? Would you like for me to turn on the humidifier?” I WILL SPOIL PPL ROTTEN WITH LOVE AFFECTION FOOD AND DRINKS GALORE

“hhnngh,,, maybe if im good enough of a host it will fill the void,,,”

oh also i have a weird accent bc im puerto rican

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UPDATE: ADDED LIKES/DISLIKES!!! and love tings

꧁𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎꧂

my love language is physical touch mainly but i can channel it through making food n stuffs uwu

I rarely if ever fall in love. but when i do, i crash hard. I become putty in the person’s hands, willing to take (metaphorical) beating after beating and insults and cruelty just for their love to be reciprocated. I become totally helpless and obsessive, memorizing their schedule and things they like. Treasuring every memory of when we can be physically close to one another, platonically or not... I become my “best self” and my performance rate drastically increases, but my mental state drastically decreases. I become horribly depressed and anxious, always making meticulously calculated movements and always showing that im willing to support them with everything.

I particularly have a thing for tall guys with big shoulders.

꧁𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚜/𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚜꧂

OK THIS IS UNDERRATED BUT I LOOOVE PEWDIEPIE PLEASE DONT HATE ME I JUST LOVE HIS HUMOR ANDN,,,,, 🥺👉👈

god i just- idk i have mixed feelings abt amberlynn reid bc obviously shes super hurt n stuff but shes done so much crap i just HNNGNHH,,,, ANGERY,,, but i show support sometimes but i aint ever giving her my money by subscribing

I also like (cue the angry mob) fnaf-

homestuck and harry potter r also LIFE

i dont like when ppl are egotistical unless theyre charming,,,, bc if theyre charming i 100% feed their ego.

i HATE when people do self destructive things (IM A FUCKING HYPOCRITE) like “NO- nO dont fRICKIN do that- BAD. here, let me make you some food...”

anyways heres that promised picture if this ugly mug

[toastspirit]

I’m going on a club trip this weekend which is fine but I never told them that I’m trans

lol

lmao even

[transfemmes]

Bro I'm going to coolegg (-taylor hydrocities)

BRO YOU'RE SO OLD NOW I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY YOU GREW UP SO FAST WHAT THE HELL

[askgranity-blog]

Hey dudes, its been a while.

I’m just feeling nostalgic because this is my last week of classes, im going to be graduating coolegg soon isnt that neat 😁

I think a big part of me getting through this time at the start really was linked with the friends who convinced me to start this blog in the first place and I know i dont talk to you guys a lot any more but I hope things have been going well for you.

I really did try to come back to this blog with the new roomate stuff but I’ve been having problems with Granity’s muse that muse being myself of course So if I’m going to be honest this blog aint coming back. This’ll be the last post.

I had so many plans originally with this blog, and the reason i didnt jump into them is because i needed to build up for some reason, I kept waiting for people to know granity better but also not wanting to reveal secrets and now its just been left with a lot of loose ends and I’m sorry bout that. If you have any questions or comments or want to chat bout the blog or get hecking nostalgic with me lmao feel free to send an ask or dm me on my main blog, I wont publish any asks on this blog if you send them here but i might remember to check.

so in case if people dont know my main its http://smutav.tumblr.com/ but if you’re worried about missing an answer to an ask because of reblogging https://dtdsmutav.tumblr.com/ is a lot less cluttered for that. Theres also Discord my names smutav#2957

since the blogs done theres really not any secrets to keep so if asked i’ll even release secret sketches such as the roomates design and if I can find it Granity’s mom theres like one sketch in a book somewhere I’d have to dig to find it so let me know if you guys want that she’s real cute

But I suppose thats about it, Hope you guys keep creating and have success. I just wish I was better at keeping in touch <3

[anjoartist]

I aged up two characters, Juno is about 13-ish. Cassie is about 19, maybe early twenties. I wanted to do this sinnce I kept missing Juno’s birthday, so happy late birthday Juno!!

Some context, Juno and Cassie had visited Percy in his dorm at coolegg but they witnessed his suicide, and Cassie was framed for it. As she was getting in the cop car, she pulled a gun and shot the police man. Dragging Juno from her foster home, the two are on the run now. That’s why they look like they do