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Eating whole meals on Zoom is the new microwaving fish in the break room. We've all both hated this person and been forced to be them. 

Here's, "Before He Eats," to the tune of, "Before He Cheats," by Carrie Underwood. 

Right now, he's probably slow cooking

Some chicken and rice 

And he's thinking that it's risky

Right now, he's probably buying

Up some premade salmon glaze 

Cause he won't use whiskey 

Right now, he's hankerin' for some fries

With a drum stick

Going out now to buy a combo

And it's all shown

He dug his teeth into the sides

Of his three course little meal left from last night 

Carved up ham and other kinds of meats 

I look at our agenda this can't be right 

I hope this won't go all four hours

Maybe this Zoom call ends before he eats

Right now, he's loudly chewin' on some

Bad trash version of his grandmother's gnocchi 

Right now, he's probably drinking old milk

And he's a-hiding that it's gotten real funky 

Right now, he's sloppily

Gobbling down three gallons

Worth of some half chilled Jello

Oh, and it's all shown

And it's all shown

He dug his teeth into the sides

Of his three course little meal left from last night 

Carved up ham and other kinds of meats 

I look at our agenda this can't be right 

I hope this won't go all four hours

Maybe this Zoom call ends before he eats

I might have seen a little dribble and I could hurl

And the next time that he eats 

Oh, you know that I just might leave

Oh, I might leave

I dug my key into the side

'Cause he dug his teeth into the sides

Of his three course little meal left from last night 

Carved up ham and other kinds of meats 

I look at our agenda this can't be right 

I hope this won't go all four hours

Maybe this Zoom call ends before he eats

Oh maybe next time he'll think before he eats

Oh, before he eats

https://www.instagram.com/p/CE5nrT_gaKW/?igshid=2owehoscsy3f

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And now, for a little serenade. Here's, "All Thanks to Covid (Nineteen)" to the tune of, "She's Always a Woman (to Me)," by Billy Joel

It can spread in a while 

If you rub near your eyes

It can ruin your trip or your birthday surprise 

And the testing reveals that you've spread symptom free

You can't stand your child 

And it's all thanks to Covid Nineteen 

It can lead you to cough

And send all your friends fleeing 

People challenge the truth

And they aren't quarantining 

And you'll take sanitizer in stores where it's free 

Yeah, sports seasons are brief

And it's all thanks to Covid Nineteen

Oh, Fauci cares for your health

Work from home if you want 

Even if you feel fine

Oh, but you never dine out

You just order food in

Sit home losing your mind 

It can provide you with more

Time for gardening and dreaming 

But folks carelessly touch you

And laugh while you're cleaning 

And it's bored us to tears

And fueled anxieties 

Lysol fills your shelf

And it's all thanks to Covid Nineteen

Oh, you take care of yourself 

You can go to restaurants 

By reserving a time

Oh, if you're ever in doubt

About where folks have been

Spread out six feet in line

Hands are frequently washed 

And there's mask wearing rules 

As the restriction eases

Kid's head back to school 

You'll be using zoom meetings 

To earn your degree 

That'll be what we do

'Til twenty-twenty two 

And it's all thanks to Covid Nineteen

 https://www.instagram.com/p/CEk-1jqgC0h/?igshid=18st25cvvbp0q

[smiley-virus-2020]

From the point of view of a contact tracer, here's, "Trace This Girl," to the tune of "Jessie's Girl," by Rick Springfield. 

Jessie's on the mend, yeah

I know he wasn't feelin' good for a time

But lately things are strange and here's the bottom line 

Jessie hooked up with this girl and I want to know she's fine

And she's catching germs through those eyes 

And she's feeling chills through her body, I just know it

Yeah 'n' she's holding in her cough when out late at night 

You know

I wish that I could trace this girl

I wish that I could trace this girl

Why can't I find the woman like that

I need to get the news conveyed 

I think the number that she gave him was fake

He knows she's really flirty and he thinks she plays flute

I wanna tell her 'bout the Covid 

She might have the clap to boot

And she's touching close to those eyes 

And the fever aches in her body, I just know it

Yeah 'n she's coughing into her arms late, late at night

You know

I wish that I could trace this girl

I wish that I could trace this girl

Why can't I find the woman like that

Where's Jessie's girl

I wish that I could trace this girl

I wish that I could trace this girl

Why can't I find the woman like that

And I'm living with this fear all the time

Wondering if she speads this disease 

It's not funny, I've called twenty times

Don't she know that the testing is free?

Tell me, why can't I find the woman like that

You know, I wish that I could trace this girl

I wish that I could trace this girl

Oh where's Jessie's girl

Why can't I find the woman like that

Where's Jessie's girl

I wish that I could trace this girl

I want, want to trace this girl

#https://www.instagram.com/p/CD7SJrmgORM/?igshid=1j2rg8a6of0oc

[smiley-virus-2020]

The most fascinating thing to come out of the Coronavirus pandemic besides the Coronavirus is Tiger King. I'm a few months late to the party on this one and I know other variations exist (that are brilliant and I love them), but to celebrate everything we've all streamed since March and the trainwreck that is Tiger King, I present, "Guy with the Tigers" to the tune of "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor. 

Waking up, need something to stream

These are weird circumstances

Binged The Last Dance, Black Mirror gives me creeps

A man keeps Baby Yoda alive

So many shows, they go by too fast

Ozark’s a familiar story

Don't you forget 'bout the shows of the past 

Unsolved Mysteries has just been revived 

But the guy with the tigers, oh my god I know, right?

And that bitch Carole Baskin who’s his rival

And she fed her ex husband to big cats in the night 

Can't help watchin' this show 'bout the guy with the tigers

The Good Place, has Space Force beat

Hamilton’s now on Disney

Watched The Sopranos, it took less than a week

Have you seen naked people survive?

But the guy with the tigers, he's in fight after fight

Time to watch Law and Order for a while

I can't go to my office so I watch Jim and Dwight 

Can't help watchin' this show 'bout the guy with the tigers

Food Network, just marathoned Chopped

Twilight Zone has great stories

Got HBO, how am I gonna stop

Can House keep his next patient alive?

But the guy with the tigers had us hooked every night

There won't be many new shows for a while

There’s not much in production besides UFC fights

Can't help watchin' this show 'bout the guy with the tigers

The guy with the tigers

The guy with the tigers

The guy with the tigers

The guy with the tigers

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDCcIe0gx51/?igshid=1khob4s4ndnat

[smiley-virus-2020]

Today's song is told from the point of view of the Coronavirus. This is, "It's How I Thrive," sung to "I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor 

At first you were afraid, you were terrified 

Kept thinking I could never spread if folks just stayed inside

But then you spent so many nights thinking how lockdown was wrong

So I grew strong

And I learned how to move along

And so I'm back

And hard to trace

I came back strong and now you're pissed, the last five months feel like a waste

You should have listened to that doc

You should have stayed home from the beach

If you'd known for just one second you'd be struggling to breathe 

Go on now, go, head to the bar

The schools are fine now

Just leave that mask inside your car

Weren't you the ones who couldn't sit home occupied

You think I'd just crumble?

You think I'd disappear in time?

Oh no, not I, it's how I thrive 

Oh, as long as you don't wear a mask, I know I'll stay alive

Please don't live your life in dread

It's that much faster that I'll spread 

And I'll just thrive

It's how I thrive, hey, hey

It takes all the strength you have just to stay apart

Keep trying hard to give economies a good jumpstart 

And you spent oh-so many nights just watching Netflix by yourself

I'd see you cry

But now my shedding rates up high and my disease 

Some virus new

I'm not this common little head cold and much worse than the flu

And so I felt like dropping in and you expect a quick vaccine 

Well, now I'm saving all my spreading 

for someone ignoring me

Go on now, go, head to the bar

The schools are fine now

Just leave that mask inside your car

Weren't you the ones who couldn't sit home occupied

You think I'd just crumble?

You think I'd disappear in time?

Oh no, not I, it's how I thrive 

Oh, as long as you don't wear a mask, I know I'll stay alive

Please don't live your life in dread

It's that much faster that I'll spread 

And I'll just thrive

It's how I thrive

Oh

Go on now, go, head to the bar

The schools are fine now

Just leave that mask inside your car

Weren't you the ones who couldn't sit home occupied

You think I'd just crumble?

You think I'd disappear in time?

Oh no, not I, it's how I thrive 

Oh, as long as you don't wear a mask, I know I'll stay alive

Please don't live your life in dread

It's that much faster that I'll spread 

And I'll just thrive

It's how I thrive

It's how I thrive 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CC1x3UxgTV7/?igshid=11cngo52s5i1k

[smiley-virus-2020]

"Bored in the USA," to the tune of Born in the USA by Bruce Springsteen. 

Bored 'round in a dead downtown

The first drink I took was when we hit lockdown

You start some silly blog and you eat too much

Then you spend half the day dressed from the waist up.

Bored in the U.S.A.

I've been bored in the U.S.A.

I've been bored in the U.S.A.

Bored in the U.S.A.

Got in an unemployment jam

So I get my cash from Uncle Sam

Start each day without any plan

Sleep in late just because I can

Bored in the U.S.A.

I've been bored in the U.S.A.

I've been bored in the U.S.A.

I've been bored in the U.S.A.

Bored in the U.S.A.

Stuck at home I miss the finer things

Entire family fought over watching TV

Went downstairs, played nintendo and

I said "Son, you don't understand"

I have a brother, bought Boardwalk

Fighting lasted 20 months 

They're still there, that game's gone

I know a woman she loves her Salon

She's protesting so she can get her nails done

Drownin' my sorrows in beer from the brewery 

I'm buying gas to fuel the economy 

Been in tears since my income slowed

Nowhere for fun, every place I know's closed.

Bored in the U.S.A.

I've been bored in the U.S.A.

Born in the U.S.A.

I've long gone crazy in the U.S.A.

Bored in the U.S.A.

Bored in the U.S.A.

Bored in the U.S.A.

I'm a fool going batty in the U.S.A.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CANgFu3g-IV/?igshid=7362qvotn3n1

[smiley-virus-2020]

Tackled a bit of a beast with this one. Any similarities to other versions of this out there on the internet is pure coincidence, probably because we're all dealing with the same shit. I wrote this back in May a few days before I got laid off, and had I known how bad it was going to get from there, I would have waited. 

I give you "This is Coronavirus" to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire," by Billy Joel. 

Healthy humans, gone away, Bat, China, Donnie says

Not horrific, loss of smell, We’re in Quarantine

Tony Fauci, Social Distance, No one making television

Testing great in South Korea, It’s Covid-19.

Cases surge, Wuhan, homemade masks, close salons,

Brady to Tampa Bay, left Boston on St. Patrick's Day

Working on a vaccine, Britain's PM quarantined,

Paper Towels, Sanitizer, Toilet Paper, Doomsday 

This is Coronavirus 

Where your fever's burning

And your chest is hurting

This is Coronavirus

Please stay in your household 

It's worse than just a cold

Remote learning, Zoom to teach, Florida won't close the beach

Rockefeller Center closed with the whole block 

Clorox all gone, Trump's Pressers drag on

Global stocks fall, so much time to walk

Binge wine, hands clean, no one watching their home team

Davy Crocket, Peter Pan, they’re all closed at Disneyland

Locked down Italy, singing from balconies 

Tiger King, Closed Beijing, NHL is in a freeze 

This is Coronavirus

Where your fever's burning

And your chest is hurting

This is Coronavirus

Please stay in your household

It's worse than just a cold

Sleep routine, out of whack. Shake shack sends their money back

Everyone work from home, Payday Protection Loans

Lebron misses Basketball, No one playing baseball

Sharp decline in homicides, children want to go outside 

Ventilators, Flatten Curve, PPE is conserved

Hulu stream, Binge shows, Olympics a no-go

5G, Drinking Bleach, Corona Conspiracies

Retail execs and CEO, Founder of My Pillow

This is Coronavirus

Where your fever's burning

And your chest is hurting

This is Coronavirus

Please stay in your household

It's worse than just a cold

Amazon, Instacart, Target, Whole Foods, Wal-Mart

Workers, Striking, Safe Conditions Lacking 

Tom Hanks in Australia, US leaders failure

High Stress, Order In, Vaccine tests could begin

Twelve Hundred Dollar Checks, Second wave that could be next.

It's just the start of May, Twenty-Twenty go away!

This is Coronavirus

Where your fever's burning

And your chest is hurting

This is Coronavirus

Please stay in your household

It's worse than just a cold

Kim Jong Un could be dead, maybe he just stayed in bed

New York, morgues short, telehealth, no court

Bacon shortage, grocery lines, empty on the airlines

Higher death tolls in Iran, pull troops from Afghanistan

Five to ten percent have died, healthcare workers suicide

Massive debts, dying vets, layoffs, Bernie quits

Cruise ships can't return to port, China's close to martial law

States are forced to bidding wars, I can't take it anymore!

This is Coronavirus 

Where your fever's burning

And your chest is hurting

This is Coronavirus 

Need a vaccine done

This just can't go on, and on, and on, and on.

This is Coronavirus 

Where your fever's burning

And your chest is hurting

This is Coronavirus

Please stay in your household 

It's worse than just a cold 

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_vOBs-gAZe/?igshid=4emb54fmy4zh

[smiley-virus-2020]

"Fill Me Up, Instacart," to the tune of Build Me Up, Buttercup by The Foundations. 

Oh could you fill me up (fill me up) Instacart, maybe

While we’re in lockdown (in lockdown), there’s no bread around

And then worst of all (worst of all) Shaw’s never has TP

When they say they will (say they will) but I order still

I need juice (I need juice) but I’m not really starving

I just have this impulse to shop

So fill me up (fill me up) Instacart, please have a spot

"They'll be over by ten" the app says time and again

They're not late, no waiting for ramen (bah dah dah)

I'm staying indoors, I won't go to the store

Yes it's true, I need TP again

(Hey, hey, hey) Maybe, maybe, try to find

(Hey, hey, hey) my favorite kind and I'll tip you fine

(Hey, hey, hey) I'll be home

I'll be inside, so don’t bring substitutes

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Oh could you fill me up (fill me up) Instacart, maybe

While we’re in lockdown (in lockdown) there’s no bread around

And then worst of all (worst of all) Shaw’s never has TP

When they say they will (say they will) but I order still

I need soup (I need soup) and some cookies I’ve been craving

Some buffalo might hit the spot

So fill me up (fill me up) Instacart, don’t make me shop

It’d be a joy if you could leave the soy on the porch

Right with the pizza dough (bah dah dah)

Leave the snacks there too, I'm just here watching you through the door

I’ll come out when you go

(Hey, hey, hey) Maybe, maybe, try to find

(Hey, hey, hey) my favorite wine and I'll tip you fine

(Hey, hey, hey) I'll be home

I'll be inside, so don’t bring substitutes

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh

Oh could you fill me up (fill me up) Instacart, maybe

While we’re in lockdown (in lockdown) there’s no bread around

And then worst of all (worst of all) Shaw’s never has TP

When they say they will (say they will) but I order still

I need booze (I need booze) my diet’s not worth saving

I just want this virus stop

So fill me up (fill me up) Instacart, please have a spot

I, I, I need booze more than anything, baby

You know that I have from the start

So fill me up (fill me up) Instacart, please have a spot

 https://www.instagram.com/p/B_i9CnIgVfS/?igshid=qnwxskt47ait

[smiley-virus-2020]

This one's for all you parents out there navigating homeschooling and working at home with your kids. 

Here's, "I Don't Know," to the tune of Let It Go from Frozen

The screen glows bright from the corner tonight

Not a person within reach

My family's in isolation

So it looks like I'm the Teach

My childs howling like this demon from inside

I keep Googling, goodness knows we've cried

Don't let them win, the kids can't see

I feel smart but, this math is new to me

This can't be real, don't let it show

That I don't know

I don't know, I don't know

Can't do this math anymore

I don't know, I don't know

They wrecked fifteen times four 

I don't care what your teachers say

This method seems wrong 

The kids learned to carry the one anyway

I feel like social distance makes everyday just crawl

And the tears I can’t control them straight through my work phone calls

The tablet froze, the printer's new

The teacher wants them all to Zoom

Now write a song, it's due by three 

We'll see

I don't know, I don't know

I have fought to get art supplies

I don't know, I don't know

I made your friends mom cry

That's your fifth snack of the day

I think that page is wrong

My daughter fell from the chair onto the ground

My son's learning proper fractions in surround sound

And one thought culminates in twenty things to ask

When are they going back, I just want them to pass 

I don't know, I don't know 

Please don't rise at the crack of dawn

I don't know, I don't know 

My Pinterest home is gone

Here’s some pens go write an essay

This assignments long

The kids learned to carry the one anyway

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_OQkvFAu83/?igshid=1w7g9tn29um3e

[smiley-virus-2020]

Today I took a sad song... and made a fart joke. 

This is "Hit Mute" to the tune of "Hey Jude" by The Beatles. Stay well everyone! 

Hit mute, don't make me mad

You said that sound's squeaky chair leather

Remember when your Zoom meeting starts 

Just do your part, to make it better

Hit mute, don't be a pain

We have found out you're a loud chewer

The background noise gets under my skin

When we begin, keep your sounds fewer 

And anytime you have complaints 

Hit mute, restrain

Don't forget the world's in this together

For well you know that it's not cool

Don't be that dude 

By making this call just last forever

Na-na-na, na, na

Na-na-na, na

Hit mute, don't let me down

You have loud kids, so you had better

Remember that if you're going to fart

Then please don't start as the presenter 

Don't let it out just hold it in

Hit mute, begin

You're waiting for this call to be over.

And don't pretend it doesn't show

Hit mute, we know

I hope we don't meet like this forever 

Na-na-na, na, na

Na-na-na, na, yeah

Hit mute, don't make me mad

You said that sound's squeaky chair leather

Remember the noise gets under my skin

Silence begins to make it better

Better better better better better, ah!

Na, na, na, na-na-na na

Na-na-na na, hit mute

Na, na, na, na-na-na na

Na-na-na na, hit mute

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_I9YeXgDXF/?igshid=om2ucdnradkb

[smiley-virus-2020]

"Woof! You're Home! It's Nice!" To the tune of Wouldn't It Be Nice by the Beach Boys and sung from the point of view of your dog, with appearances from Calvin and Hobbes. Enjoy!

Woof! You’re home! It's nice! for your dog Rover

I wished you wouldn't leave me so alone

Woof! You’re home! It's nice! Hey! Watch me roll over!

 know your treat game could be so much better

But we can play tonight then walk forever!

Woof! You’re home! It's nice! and when you wake up

Watch me run like crazy ‘round the room!

After barking at the birds and squirrels

I'll find something nice of yours to chew!

So much time together we've been spending

I love that every snuggle’s never ending!

Oh, Woof! You’re home! It's nice!

Maybe next we'll throw the ball and nap and play

So much to do! (bow wow ooo)

If you leave I’ll tell folks you ate all your quarantine food!

Alone time is scary! (Alone time is scary)

It makes me so yappy! (it makes me so yappy)

Oh, Woof! You’re home! It's nice!

You know those leaves out there were asking for it!

That chipmunk’s out there I just can’t ignore it!

I’m just barking towards it!

Oh, Woof! You’re home! It's nice!

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

Who's a good doggy 

Take endless walkies

Who's a good doggy 

Take endless walkies

Who's a good doggy 

Take endless walkies

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-1-XdHA2SF/?igshid=15c9tjbbxmvsj

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Some 80s coming at ya today. 

"Your Cough" to the tune of "Your Love (aka Josie) by The Outfield. Disinfect those door knobs folks! 

Josie's on a cruise ship that's far away

And it’s filled with the Corona

In her guest room's where she'll have to stay 

You know she wants nightmare to be over

I just want to use my gloves tonight 

I don’t want to catch your cough tonight

I ain't got any friends near to talk to

We're in a social distance bubble 

You know I guess we could hang through Zoom

Stay at home and and make my drink a double 

I just want to use my gloves tonight

I don’t want to catch your cough tonight.

Try to stop the germs from spreading 

The tickle in my throat has made me tense.

It's been a week and I've been all alone

But I'm scared of the way I'm feeling

As you're cleaning please would you wipe the door

And don't forget the light switch too

Just used my free time to write this song

I need a shoulder to cry upon

I just want to use my gloves tonight

I don’t want to catch your cough tonight

I just want to use my gloves tonight

I don’t want to catch your cough tonight.

I just want to use my gloves tonight

I don’t want to catch your cough tonight.

Use your gloves, use your gloves, your cough!

I don’t want to catch your cough tonight.

(I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna)

Catch your cough tonight (your cough)

Catch your cough tonight (your cough)

Catch your cough tonight (your cough)

(Catch your) I don’t want to catch your cough tonight.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-w40OyJx1j/?igshid=1bnn2jqch7llt

[smiley-virus-2020]

Please Don't Come Around, set to When I Come Around by Green Day.I hadn't quite figured out how to do these on my phone yet so my presentation needed some work, to say the least. 

I heard you crying loud, 

Like everyone in town

Cause you been stuck home without someone

And can't go out for a while

As you sit alone just taking care of yourself 

Well, don't get lonely now, 

And stop touching your eyes 

You just stay home for the moment

Chill in your back yard you won't get

So sick cause you don't practice social distancing

Isolate from the world around

In my home's where I'll be found

Please don't come around

Well, this virus seems like war, 

So don't knock on my door

And the News said to use your head I don't need to get the Covid

Don't try and drag me out because you know I'll fight. 

You can't do what you like, 

And wear your mask outside.

You may find out that you stand out at sewing, 

arts, and puzzles

And Tiger King ain't gonna watch itself tonight.

Isolate from the world around

In my home's where I'll be found

Please don't come around

Isolate from the world around

In my home's where I'll be found

Please don't come around

Please don't come around

Please don't come around

Please don't come around

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-sp1bfJ9eN/?igshid=1a0vdkrtzezjg