#covid19parody

[smiley-virus-2020]

Eating whole meals on Zoom is the new microwaving fish in the break room. We've all both hated this person and been forced to be them. 

Here's, "Before He Eats," to the tune of, "Before He Cheats," by Carrie Underwood. 

Right now, he's probably slow cooking

Some chicken and rice 

And he's thinking that it's risky

Right now, he's probably buying

Up some premade salmon glaze 

Cause he won't use whiskey 

Right now, he's hankerin' for some fries

With a drum stick

Going out now to buy a combo

And it's all shown

He dug his teeth into the sides

Of his three course little meal left from last night 

Carved up ham and other kinds of meats 

I look at our agenda this can't be right 

I hope this won't go all four hours

Maybe this Zoom call ends before he eats

Right now, he's loudly chewin' on some

Bad trash version of his grandmother's gnocchi 

Right now, he's probably drinking old milk

And he's a-hiding that it's gotten real funky 

Right now, he's sloppily

Gobbling down three gallons

Worth of some half chilled Jello

Oh, and it's all shown

And it's all shown

He dug his teeth into the sides

Of his three course little meal left from last night 

Carved up ham and other kinds of meats 

I look at our agenda this can't be right 

I hope this won't go all four hours

Maybe this Zoom call ends before he eats

I might have seen a little dribble and I could hurl

And the next time that he eats 

Oh, you know that I just might leave

Oh, I might leave

I dug my key into the side

'Cause he dug his teeth into the sides

Of his three course little meal left from last night 

Carved up ham and other kinds of meats 

I look at our agenda this can't be right 

I hope this won't go all four hours

Maybe this Zoom call ends before he eats

Oh maybe next time he'll think before he eats

Oh, before he eats

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[smiley-virus-2020]

What's your quarantine hobby? Here's, "Funny Hobby," to the tune of "Buddy Holly," by Weezer. 

Why am I stuck home missin' the world?

Why are we far apart?

I made my dog a T-Rex disguise 

Then I remade some art.

Woo-hoo, but you know I'm bored

Woo-hoo, so through quarantine 

Woo-hoo, I act out movie scenes

Woo-ee-oo I took up a funny hobby

Oh-oh, I write weird songs cause I'm bored

I don't care that I'm crocheting the day away 

Here's my crime podcast 

Don't you live in fear, I learned to cut hair 

I know your bangs need help.

You blog on whistling 

Yoga, I quit 

You need guitar lessons

Woo-hoo, and you know I'm bored 

Woo-hoo, I watch dance routines

Woo-hoo, and make Corona memes

Woo-ee-oo I took up a funny hobby

Oh-oh, I write weird songs cause I'm bored

I don't care that I'm gardening the day away 

I share posts 'bout cats

I share posts 'bout cats 

Lame day, same as before

Another big day

You're locked down more

Oh no! What do we do?

Don't look now, rates doubled by two

I shot guns and learned card tricks

Watch the batter, maybe he's feelin' sick?

Gettin' fatter, gettin' fatter, gettin' fatter too

Gettin' fatter might be from all the booze

Oh-oh-oh

I bake bread all the time

I bake bread all the time 

Woo-ee-oo I took up a funny hobby

Oh-oh, I write weird songs cause I'm bored

I don't care what they say the day is anyway

I lost track of that

I don't care 'bout that

This whole year is crap

This whole year is crap

 https://www.instagram.com/p/CEsib6wgGT-/?igshid=u152xnbflvo4

[smiley-virus-2020]

And now, for a little serenade. Here's, "All Thanks to Covid (Nineteen)" to the tune of, "She's Always a Woman (to Me)," by Billy Joel

It can spread in a while 

If you rub near your eyes

It can ruin your trip or your birthday surprise 

And the testing reveals that you've spread symptom free

You can't stand your child 

And it's all thanks to Covid Nineteen 

It can lead you to cough

And send all your friends fleeing 

People challenge the truth

And they aren't quarantining 

And you'll take sanitizer in stores where it's free 

Yeah, sports seasons are brief

And it's all thanks to Covid Nineteen

Oh, Fauci cares for your health

Work from home if you want 

Even if you feel fine

Oh, but you never dine out

You just order food in

Sit home losing your mind 

It can provide you with more

Time for gardening and dreaming 

But folks carelessly touch you

And laugh while you're cleaning 

And it's bored us to tears

And fueled anxieties 

Lysol fills your shelf

And it's all thanks to Covid Nineteen

Oh, you take care of yourself 

You can go to restaurants 

By reserving a time

Oh, if you're ever in doubt

About where folks have been

Spread out six feet in line

Hands are frequently washed 

And there's mask wearing rules 

As the restriction eases

Kid's head back to school 

You'll be using zoom meetings 

To earn your degree 

That'll be what we do

'Til twenty-twenty two 

And it's all thanks to Covid Nineteen

 https://www.instagram.com/p/CEk-1jqgC0h/?igshid=18st25cvvbp0q

[smiley-virus-2020]

From the point of view of a contact tracer, here's, "Trace This Girl," to the tune of "Jessie's Girl," by Rick Springfield. 

Jessie's on the mend, yeah

I know he wasn't feelin' good for a time

But lately things are strange and here's the bottom line 

Jessie hooked up with this girl and I want to know she's fine

And she's catching germs through those eyes 

And she's feeling chills through her body, I just know it

Yeah 'n' she's holding in her cough when out late at night 

You know

I wish that I could trace this girl

I wish that I could trace this girl

Why can't I find the woman like that

I need to get the news conveyed 

I think the number that she gave him was fake

He knows she's really flirty and he thinks she plays flute

I wanna tell her 'bout the Covid 

She might have the clap to boot

And she's touching close to those eyes 

And the fever aches in her body, I just know it

Yeah 'n she's coughing into her arms late, late at night

You know

I wish that I could trace this girl

I wish that I could trace this girl

Why can't I find the woman like that

Where's Jessie's girl

I wish that I could trace this girl

I wish that I could trace this girl

Why can't I find the woman like that

And I'm living with this fear all the time

Wondering if she speads this disease 

It's not funny, I've called twenty times

Don't she know that the testing is free?

Tell me, why can't I find the woman like that

You know, I wish that I could trace this girl

I wish that I could trace this girl

Oh where's Jessie's girl

Why can't I find the woman like that

Where's Jessie's girl

I wish that I could trace this girl

I want, want to trace this girl

#https://www.instagram.com/p/CD7SJrmgORM/?igshid=1j2rg8a6of0oc

[smiley-virus-2020]

"Bored in the USA," to the tune of Born in the USA by Bruce Springsteen. 

Bored 'round in a dead downtown

The first drink I took was when we hit lockdown

You start some silly blog and you eat too much

Then you spend half the day dressed from the waist up.

Bored in the U.S.A.

I've been bored in the U.S.A.

I've been bored in the U.S.A.

Bored in the U.S.A.

Got in an unemployment jam

So I get my cash from Uncle Sam

Start each day without any plan

Sleep in late just because I can

Bored in the U.S.A.

I've been bored in the U.S.A.

I've been bored in the U.S.A.

I've been bored in the U.S.A.

Bored in the U.S.A.

Stuck at home I miss the finer things

Entire family fought over watching TV

Went downstairs, played nintendo and

I said "Son, you don't understand"

I have a brother, bought Boardwalk

Fighting lasted 20 months 

They're still there, that game's gone

I know a woman she loves her Salon

She's protesting so she can get her nails done

Drownin' my sorrows in beer from the brewery 

I'm buying gas to fuel the economy 

Been in tears since my income slowed

Nowhere for fun, every place I know's closed.

Bored in the U.S.A.

I've been bored in the U.S.A.

Born in the U.S.A.

I've long gone crazy in the U.S.A.

Bored in the U.S.A.

Bored in the U.S.A.

Bored in the U.S.A.

I'm a fool going batty in the U.S.A.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CANgFu3g-IV/?igshid=7362qvotn3n1

[smiley-virus-2020]

Tackled a bit of a beast with this one. Any similarities to other versions of this out there on the internet is pure coincidence, probably because we're all dealing with the same shit. I wrote this back in May a few days before I got laid off, and had I known how bad it was going to get from there, I would have waited. 

I give you "This is Coronavirus" to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire," by Billy Joel. 

Healthy humans, gone away, Bat, China, Donnie says

Not horrific, loss of smell, We’re in Quarantine

Tony Fauci, Social Distance, No one making television

Testing great in South Korea, It’s Covid-19.

Cases surge, Wuhan, homemade masks, close salons,

Brady to Tampa Bay, left Boston on St. Patrick's Day

Working on a vaccine, Britain's PM quarantined,

Paper Towels, Sanitizer, Toilet Paper, Doomsday 

This is Coronavirus 

Where your fever's burning

And your chest is hurting

This is Coronavirus

Please stay in your household 

It's worse than just a cold

Remote learning, Zoom to teach, Florida won't close the beach

Rockefeller Center closed with the whole block 

Clorox all gone, Trump's Pressers drag on

Global stocks fall, so much time to walk

Binge wine, hands clean, no one watching their home team

Davy Crocket, Peter Pan, they’re all closed at Disneyland

Locked down Italy, singing from balconies 

Tiger King, Closed Beijing, NHL is in a freeze 

This is Coronavirus

Where your fever's burning

And your chest is hurting

This is Coronavirus

Please stay in your household

It's worse than just a cold

Sleep routine, out of whack. Shake shack sends their money back

Everyone work from home, Payday Protection Loans

Lebron misses Basketball, No one playing baseball

Sharp decline in homicides, children want to go outside 

Ventilators, Flatten Curve, PPE is conserved

Hulu stream, Binge shows, Olympics a no-go

5G, Drinking Bleach, Corona Conspiracies

Retail execs and CEO, Founder of My Pillow

This is Coronavirus

Where your fever's burning

And your chest is hurting

This is Coronavirus

Please stay in your household

It's worse than just a cold

Amazon, Instacart, Target, Whole Foods, Wal-Mart

Workers, Striking, Safe Conditions Lacking 

Tom Hanks in Australia, US leaders failure

High Stress, Order In, Vaccine tests could begin

Twelve Hundred Dollar Checks, Second wave that could be next.

It's just the start of May, Twenty-Twenty go away!

This is Coronavirus

Where your fever's burning

And your chest is hurting

This is Coronavirus

Please stay in your household

It's worse than just a cold

Kim Jong Un could be dead, maybe he just stayed in bed

New York, morgues short, telehealth, no court

Bacon shortage, grocery lines, empty on the airlines

Higher death tolls in Iran, pull troops from Afghanistan

Five to ten percent have died, healthcare workers suicide

Massive debts, dying vets, layoffs, Bernie quits

Cruise ships can't return to port, China's close to martial law

States are forced to bidding wars, I can't take it anymore!

This is Coronavirus 

Where your fever's burning

And your chest is hurting

This is Coronavirus 

Need a vaccine done

This just can't go on, and on, and on, and on.

This is Coronavirus 

Where your fever's burning

And your chest is hurting

This is Coronavirus

Please stay in your household 

It's worse than just a cold 

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