#coz i said so

[pancakesandanxiety]

wrote this at 4 in the morning and thought it would be cool to share it. enjoy !! (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

ps. minimal editing. was rushing, sorry.

read at your own risk: teens doing the deed

trigger warning !! unprotected sex, soft femdom, breeding if you squint, creampie, overstimulation, praise kink

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"eun tae ... oh, eun tae, yes - !!" (name) drawls on her boyfriend's name as her back is plown from behind. a ragged groan on her ear causes her to flinch.

"so, mmh, tight ... " eun tae continues to ram his cock into her dripping hole without so much a thought, the tip continuously kissing her cervix and bringing out those delicious sounds he loved to hear from his girl shaking against his hips. they have been at it since his patience thinned due to that stupidly short skirt hugging (name)'s thighs whilst they were out on a spontaneous date. and of course, said girl of his was well aware of the effect she had on him, even purposely wearing his favorite lace bra underneath one of her more transparent blouses. it was difficult to hide his hard on the more he noticed the tips of her mounds oddly perked up. plus, that low buzzing he had been hearing from underneath her skirt. he tried so hard to pass it off as his imagination because he barely had a few hours of sleep night but was relieved to pull a vibrator from his girlfriend's stimulated pussy. a privilege, really, he nearly came at the sight.

his grip on her hips tighten when the memory of minutes ago strikes him again, one particularly hard thrust pushing (name) further into the mattress.

"fuck- you're still t-thinking about it, yeah?" her last word lilts, as if it wasn't the first time eun tae had reacted like this. "you like it when I play with myself at--hahh--the thought of you, huh? oh you n-naughty boy." despite the obvious wobble in her voice, she pushes his buttons just as easily even when she is not beneath him. the nickname pulls a low growl from the back of eun tae's throat, loving how she easily breaks him apart like this, his pace growing rabid.

his hands seek refuge to lock with (name)'s, pinning her in place as he chases both their orgasms. the action causes her walls to squeeze around his shaft and eun tae's knees buckle. he had found out that she specially liked it when they held hands during sex, it didn't matter what position they were in, it was the intimacy that puts (name) in a chokehold. and so would his cock the further her insides suck him in.

"g'nna cum, fuuuuck, g'nna inside, gah- please please pleaseeeee." at this point, even eun tae could barely be coherent. he didn't know what to say, he just really wanted for (name) to milk him dry and plant that damn seed he always dreamed to do. as if he hadn't been doing that for the past rounds, a ring of white already in form at the base of his length, a mix of both their spend after the first time she enveloped him with her warmth. (name) whines pathetically at the feeling of their juices dripping from her trembling thighs and into the damp sheets. even in bed, eun tae's stamina is endless but what better way to match that with a girlfriend whose libido nearly exceeds it?

hearing no response from her, his lips find refuge on the sensitive skin below her ear, snapping (name) out of her cock-riddled daze to muster one. "fill me, yeah? nice and deep for me? want it to overflo-"

her orgasm cuts her short when a finger carelessly rubs her clit, too stupeified to realize a rough hand had snuck down to the apex of their lovemaking. a loud moan bursts from her lips and (name) thinks she's never cum so hard in her life. eun tae is not too far behind as he gives one last thrust into her gummy walls before spurting strings of hot semen far into her womb, a moan of his own riding out both of their highs. when he's all emptied, he falls to the side, his softening cock still devastatingly buried inside. he pulls his satisfied girlfriend closer in a tight hug from behind, his face at home at the sweaty crook of her neck. both catch their breath after what seemed like hours of nearly breaking the bed. fortunately, (name)'s was made out of good material and reinforced for times like these.

a hand caresses eun tae's arm around her waist, the other reached behind to pet his head.

"you were amazing, darling. so so good for me." the praise falls into his now half hardening cock and (name) has to lightly slap him to snap out of it. eun tae whines.

"you call me those names and expect me not to pounce. you foul woman." he rolls his hips in protest but regrets it when the overstimulation melts into his body. (name) hisses in pain. immediately, he stops, instantly realizing his mistake. it's enough to convince him to save it for another day.

or later when they get ample respite. and lots of begging.

[squigglyshroom]

finished drawing for the radioapple week day 4

[mwagneto]

legit shaking crying i can't believe they're gay for real like they're gay for REAL like after all these years they're literally gay canonically like they kissed on screen on the mouth coz they're gay. like that really happened and there's no taking it back they're canonically gay in that scene and in every other scene also. when they're hanging out they're doing it gayly. when they're calling each other up they're doing it gayly. when they dress like that and act like that it's coz they're gay when crowley's trying to get aziraphale to run away with him it's coz he's in gay love and when aziraphale continuously puts himself in situations where crowley can feel useful it's coz he's in gay love literally everything they do is coz of gay love!!!!!! and that's mine forever!!!!!!!!! after i waited like half my life for it!!!!!!!!!!! oh my fucking god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zarnzarn]

(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)

athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

[findmeinthefallair]

"It's been a year, I feel so heavy... Mama, will this feeling ever stop?"

“Mijo. It hurts. But you have so many people who love you. We can help you carry that feeling and one day it might not feel as heavy.”

(Dialogue by @childlikegoblinqueen, with some smol additions by me)

[kaeyachi]

Kaeya had always been an efficient and hard-working individual (he had to be to support Diluc in the background as his brother rose thru the ranks after all).

He has so much free time because he completes all his work way ahead of schedule. And if he still has enough time, he adds more to the workload in secret.

And once all of that was done and over with, he makes time for everyone. He has to. He feels as if every moment has to be given to someone else.

No one knows how he does it. No one has to know.

Every mission has a dozen strategies in line, and every battle plan is made with efficiency in mind. His perfect record will not be tarnished. He can't risk it (even if it baffles others that he would willingly activate a ruin guard just to prevent a failed mission. Jean disagrees with his methods, but Kaeya can say that the results say otherwise)

He needs to be quick.

Efficient.

Perfect.

And so he comes and goes like the wind.

Kaeya values time because he knew every second counted. He can't just stand there as if he were frozen. Time could run out in an instant.

Kaeya had only been late once his entire life.

He'd rather he never be late ever again.

It took one day of being of being imperfect for everything to fall apart. On that tragic day...had he gotten there on time... then maybe...

.

.

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" Come on, let's get moving, traveler. We're not frozen in place after all. " Kaeya teasingly says. He stiffles a giggle at the traveler's exhasperated sigh.

"Yeah yeah, we've heard enough of you calling us a slacker. Can't you be a bit more patient?" Paimon whines at him.

Kaeya snorts, but acquiesces, hiding the shaking of his hands at the thought of being idle.

He imagines hearing a clock ticking.

Kaeya knows that that is his own problem. He tries his hardest to relax as he waits for the traveler to finish whatever they're making on the alchemy table because, seriously, it is supposed to be a relaxing day. There's nothing major going on, and his schedule is once again empty as intended. What's the hurry?

Kaeya taps his foot on the ground as he waits. He wishes he could take his own damn advice when he tells others to relax.

[janaknandini-singh999]

[ineffablehubbys]

He is proof that babygirl and dilf can coexist

[oshiawaseni]

Hori drew this sketch of Kacchan roughing up Izuku over Hori's cover art decision making in Volume 37 and I AM WEAK

Katsuki: "A scene like this never happened, right?" Izuku: "There were too many scenes he wanted to put on the cover, so it ended up being an illustration of what he imagined instead. (because he couldn't decide...)"

Kacchan knows this scene didn't happen in the manga, but he's not 100% sure because he was unconscious and he’s also really embarrassed by the drawing ^^; So out came his "Ya better tell ‘em that ya didn't actually do this!!” type attitude with Izuku HAHAHAH! He's too much! Tsundere Kacchan, my beloved! ❀• *₊°。ೋღ

[kheprriverse]

ah tbh this is actually a pretty killer frame

its so simple but I've started loving it more over time.

[redvelvetwishtree]

What I've been asking for a while now!! You all love watching animes and reading and watching stuff with such themes but can't seem to understand it now that it's really happening.

Given how obsessed western media and Israel were with the "bUt h@m@s" narrative this time, it makes it plenty obvious that ham@s is no longer the t€rr0r1st body that Israel once empowered and enabled it to be. It's just people/freedom fighters wanting their land back after they've experienced decades of similar barbarity it appears.

And how anyone thinks Palestinian people will come out of the current massacre, mass murder and cruelty all chill and cool is beyond me. Do you seriously expect they won't want to avenge their loved ones after the stuff Israel did to their families??? The school year in Gaza had to be ended because all kids were DEAD. Entireeee family lines have been wiped out. Their hospitals, refugee camps, bakeries, schools everything has been turned to dust. Their internet and phones were cut off while aid was refused entry and all of this is stuff you can read without crying, and feeling sick I haven't listed the stomach turning shit yet.

Oh btw are you all still seriously believing that Israel is out there doing you a favour by t@rgEt1ng h@m@s? They're just killing and slaughtering and destroying so they can expand their colonized land later (this has been said by Israeli politicians and people). Also, they don't care about hostages from their country so before demanding their release from h@mas, talk to Israel.

And what happens when they're done getting rid of h@m@s which I know they're not doing that but still? Palestinians will thank them and carry on with their lives? What have you all been encouraging and celebrating Ukrainians for? Why doesn't that same logic apply here? You don't expect one ounce self-defence from Palestine later??? After alllll that was done?? Get your brain checked.

[wormfarmm]

i had a dream last night that gerard ways real name was gerard ray

[nightswatchdisbandmentera]

Everyone arguing about Stannis, JonCon, Jaime, god forbid Jorah being the 1000th commander of the NW….when it will be Jon again 🌚

[mwagneto]

GENERATION GAP WIN. my (<- born in the 2000s) grandma (<- born in the 1930s) saw my bootyshorts that say enemy of the state on the ass and laughed and said they were great. world health restored

[peacefulharu]

Ok so recently i have read quite a few jeankasa fanfics and doujins mentioning that mikasa thought jean looks like /reminds her of her dad. like, his clothing style/the way he talks/some stuff he talks about etc. and as a legit daddy's girl, I LOVE THIS HEADCANON SO MUCHHH💯💯💯🤭🤭🤭

[sleepingghostt]