#cptn-jtk

[marlinspirkhall]

#kevin Riley did not survive a massacre only to be taken out by the red shirt curse

When you’re watching Star Trek and a random ensign suddenly gets a talking role and you realise they are going to die

[thesadchicken]

Chapters: 1/7 Fandom: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James T. Kirk/Spock Characters: James T. Kirk, Spock (Star Trek), Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Nyota Uhura, Christine Chapel, Pavel Chekov, Hikaru Sulu, Montgomery "Scotty" Scott Additional Tags: First Kiss, New Relationship, Secret Relationship, First Time, post-The Motion Picture, second five year mission, Rating May Change

Summary:

When Jim and Spock finally get together, everything falls into place—except for the things that don’t. Now on their second five-year mission, they have to navigate the change in their relationship and what it means for their future in Starfleet. Learning to be together is a new adventure, but Jim and Spock are fond of adventures.

Boy meets Vulcan. They fall in love. What happens next? This is a story about beginnings.

Notes: 

Written for The In Between 2021.

This is for @cptn-jtk, who made a tumblr post asking for “Kirk and Spock trying to settle into their new relationship” (x) I’m all kinds of weak for beginnings, so here it is.

I want to thank my friend @flamecrownedstag for helping me out with this story, and for all their hard work on The In Between ♡

[rebel-ezra]

Tag Game: 17 Questions and 17 People

hi! I was tagged by @sukaal thank you so much Ellie these are always so fun!

Nickname: Maartje (two of my friends call me that but I desperately wish they all would call me that I love that nickname), Bekkie (yes me & my sister call each other after the weird bird Becky from finding dory no I don’t know why we do it), and my mom sometimes calls me Maritzio 

Zodiac: I’m a Scorpio! (November 4th)

Height: 5′7 (170cm)

Hogwarts House: a very proud Hufflepuff

Last Thing I Googled: is Happy Hogans real name Harold (turns out that it is and somehow my brain never thought hmm maybe his parents didn’t actually name him happy)

Song Stuck In My Head: No Shame by 5 Seconds of Summer

Number of Followers: on my main: 234, incorrectdisco: 407, blauwemuren: 323 and peters-suit: 1487

Hours of Sleep: like 8-9 (I’m a morning person and I also go to bed at like 11 pm, usually college starts at 9 or 10 am)

Lucky Number: 4

Dream Job: growing up I wanted to be an actress (acting is still one of my greatest passions, I’ve just given up on the thought of it being my actual job), I also want to release my own poetry bundle, and I’m currently studying to be a graphic designer

Currently Wearing: my 5sos wildflower hoodie, one of my dad’s shirts, black sweatpants and purple happy socks with triangels 

Favorite Author: probably CS Lewis. Harry Potter is my favorite book series but jk r*wling can rot in hell as far as I'm concerned she doesn't exist and daniel radcliffe wrote the books

Favorite Instrument: bass

Aesthetic: thrifted clothes, plants, and lots of nerdy things

Favorite Song(s): wildflower and empty wallets by 5sos, only angel and fine line by Harry Styles, fooled around and fell in love by Elvis Bishop, would you by the vamps, writer in the dark and liability and the louvre by Lorde (and so much more god this was so hard to choose)

Favorite Animal Noise: any noise cats make

Random: I honestly can’t remember the last time I wore plain black or white socks. I always wear happy socks

tagging: @theythemidiot @space-helen @dykereno @doitforstamets @adira-trek @adira-tal @lesbian-sarek @lentewoorden @startreklesbian @cptn-jtk @cptnburnham and literally anyone else who wants to do this (if you don’t want me annoying you and tagging you in these kinds of things let me know!)

[brideofedoras]

God Can’t Help You Now

A little one shot I wrote a while back based on an edited image created by cptn-jtk and the ideas people were reblogging.

My OC Eleanor happens to see a message sent to an ensign and confronts her brother.

Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek or the characters, only my OC.  GIF found on Google.

Warnings: mentions of naughty photos, some dirty words

Word Count: 1000+

Enjoy!

Eleanor’s eyes widened when she saw the message flash onto Ensign McAllister’s PADD.  “Who sent that to you?”

The young man jerked and nearly dropped the device as he whipped around to stare at Elle.  “The captain, ma’am.”

Elle reached out and took the PADD from him, shaking her head.  The manipulated photo was of Leonard, taken on the bridge a few weeks back when the CMO had snarled at Jim’s enthusiasm for their five-year mission.  A photo she had taken because the expression on his face was priceless.

How Jim had gotten ahold of it was beyond her.  

God can’t help you now had been added to the image.  The message accompanying the photo was short, to the point, and if she weren’t so upset with her brother for this little stunt she would have snorted.

“It has come to my attention that you have missed a medical evaluation with Dr. McCoy and/or his medical staff despite pre-programmed reminders on both your PADD and your communicator.  Please report to the MedBay in a timely manner before our Chief Medical Officer sees fit to track you down.  Thank you.  –Captain James T. Kirk.”

She handed the PADD back to the ensign.  “Thomas, would you mind forwarding that message to me?”

“Wh-why?”  McAllister stuttered before flinching.  “I’m not being insubordinate, I promise!”

She fought to not roll her eyes.  The ensign was a complete idiot, and she wanted him out of her labs.  “I know, Thomas,” she sighed.  She stopped herself before she could reach up to pinch the bridge of her nose, something so Leonard-like it scared her.  “How Captain Kirk got his hands on that photo, and why he decided to use a photo of Dr. McCoy is beyond me…”  She looked up to meet the ensign’s scared brown eyes.  “We’re two weeks into the mission, it’s been hectic getting the labs set up and ready for the first exploratory excursion.  Our chief medical officer is more understanding than our captain claims.”

“Doctor Kirk…”  McAllister started to say something but trailed off slowly.  Then his eyes widened.  “Are-are you related to the captain?”

This time she snorted.  “Yeah,” she nodded.  “Captain Kirk is my twin brother.”  She pointed to the PADD.  “I took that photograph of Dr. McCoy when we warped off at the beginning of the mission.  He’s my boyfriend.”  She smiled when the ensign let out a strangled I’m so fucked.  “Forward that message to me, please.”

McAllister nearly dropped his PADD as he scrambled to do as he was told.  

Once her PADD pinged with a notification she excused herself and headed to the Turbolift down the corridor.  “Bridge,” she instructed the computer.  Seconds later she requested permission to enter the bridge, her eyes locked on her brother.

“Permission granted,” he turned to smile at her.  

Movement to his right drew her attention.

Elle froze.  Fuck me, she internally cringed but managed a smile for Leonard.  “Captain, may I request a moment with you?  Alone?”  Her smile turned apologetic for the doctor, who nodded.  She flicked her eyes back to Jim just in time to catch him masking the slight panic in his eyes.  

Jim nodded.  “Mr. Sulu, you have the con,” he stated before motioning for his sister to head to the ready room.

Once inside with the door shut behind them, Eleanor pulled up the message on her PADD.  She held it out to Jim.  “How the hell did you get this picture?”

“I borrowed your PADD, remember?”  He grinned.  “Looked through the pictures and found this, thankfully before I found the vacation pictures you guys took.  Really, Sis?”

Her eyes widened when she realized what he was talking about.  “You went through my personal PADD?”  She screeched.  “You looked through my personal photos?”

“Never making that mistake again,” he groaned.  “Seriously, Ellie?  I’ve seen Bones naked more times than I care to remember, but my own sister?”

“What Leonard and I do in our private time is just that, Jimmy,” she growled at him.  “It’s not like you haven’t done it yourself.”  She leveled a look on him despite the hot blush consuming her.  She couldn’t believe he’d looked through the risqué boudoir photos she and Leonard had done when they had gone to the mountains in Georgia for a romantic getaway before they had to report back to Starfleet.  “Why the hell did you send out that photo to Ensign McAllister?”

“Bones was bitching about how several crew members missed their intake evaluations,” he sighed heavily.  “Figured I’d have a little fun with sending out a warning.”

“Yeah, and McAllister damn near cried when he finally realized his supervisor is related to the ship’s captain.  He damn near wet himself when I told him the chief medical officer is my boyfriend.”  Elle huffed out a heavy sigh.  “I need to talk with Spock about having him transferred to another department, he’s not cut out for my labs.”

Jim snorted.  “He really nearly pissed himself?”

“Yeah, and you’re going to die once I show this to Leonard,” she held up her PADD.

“Oh, no you don’t,” he lunged forward but she sidestepped.

“What makes you think I’m going to let you get your hands on my PADD again, Jimmy?  There’s more naughty pictures on here.”  

He recoiled.  “I don’t want to see any more photos of Bones with his hands covering your… your boobs,” he whined.  

“His hands covered more than just my boobs,” she smiled before heading toward the door.  Damn but she really missed that cabin in the mountains.

“NO!”

“Computer, please page Dr. McCoy to the ready room,” she called out.  

The door slid open immediately.  “What the hell is going on?”  Leonard demanded as he strode into the room.  “I heard screeching and yelling!”

“He went through the pictures a couple of weeks back,” she braced herself for Leonard’s reaction.

“That explains the damned death glares,” the doctor grumbled.  “Is that why you dragged him in here?”

She shook her head.  “No, but this is,” she held her PADD out to Leonard.

“Ellie, no!”  Jim cried, but slumped when he realized he was well and truly fucked.

“What the hell is this?!?!?!”  Leonard exploded, anger darkening his hazel eyes as he glared at the captain.  “Dammit, Jim!”

“I thought it would be good motivation to get people to the MedBay!”  The captain defended himself, warily eyeing the vein throbbing in Bones' temple.  “I mean, it’s true!”

“For you, yes, for them?”  Leonard snorted.  “I can’t have the new crew thinking I’m a tyrant, Kid!”

“I could always leak some of those… photos,” Jim shuddered and shrank back when Leonard took a menacing step forward.

Elle bodily blocked Leonard.  “You’ll do no such thing, Jimmy,” she warned her brother.  “Because do you really want for everyone on this ship to see your baby sister naked?”

“No!  Eww, God no!”  He made a gagging sound and yelped when Leonard growled and tried to move around Eleanor.

“Oh, no, you don’t, Leonard,” she braced her hands on his chest and pushed him back.  “Come with me.”  

Surprisingly McCoy allowed her to push him toward the door.  Once they stepped back onto the bridge she turned him toward the Turbolift.

“You just gonna let him insult you like that, Eleanor?”  Leonard demanded once they were in the lift and on their way to the deck their quarters were located on.

“He wasn’t insulting me, Leonard, he was repulsed at the thought of me naked,” she touched her left hand to his chest.  “And terrified at the thought of every crew member getting an eyeful.  Or terrified at the thought of the murder spree you would go on if anyone else saw me naked.”

The growl that vibrated through his chest and reverberated through the Turbolift was primal.  “Don’t want anyone else gettin’ the pleasure of seein’ what only I have the pleasure of seeing, Sugar,” he moved suddenly, pinning her to the back wall of the lift and kissing her soundly.

She gasped and pushed on his shoulders when he stooped to pick her up.  “Oh, no, Leonard,” she whimpered when he nipped at her neck.  “Cam-“ her protest was swallowed in another kiss before Leonard reluctantly set her back on her feet.

McCoy glared over his shoulder at the camera she tried to point out to him.  “Damn nosy bastards.”

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Also, also bearing in mind that said Vulcan first officer has to have sex every seven years or die. (Yes. It's canon.) And yes, Spock 1701% knew that when he made this declaration of "fuck everybody else, I wanna be alone with Jim forever."

So if they were to, as Spock so eagerly proposed under the influence of alien butterflies that reveal YOUR STRONGEST DESIRES -- as in these are not feelings fabricated for Spock, this alien just tempts him with exactly what is already there and brings it to the surface -- your own genuine, deepest desire, which for Spock is:

"Jim . . . We can stay. Just you and I. We don't need those others . . . We can go down to the planet. We can be together, always."

AKA Spock's feelings for Jim get allowed out of their cage by butterflies but them bugs shonuff were not ready for the geiser that is SPOCK'S FEELINGS and they just explode out of him like: "JIIIIIIM!"

I am going to take this time to once again remind you, Spock has to have sex with someone every seven years or he is going to die. And he knows this. But his greatest desire is to go to this planet (or maybe any planet) with Jim. Alone. So they can be together always.

So uh . . . I guess Spock has just made it quite abundantly clear; he has his mind made up about who he has officially chosen to be his mate for the remainder of his Pon Farr cycle.

That is, according to Spock's deepest, most genuine desire of having Jim Kirk all to himself on a planet so that they can be alone together, always. (Oh my fucking God.)

'ALWAYS' consists of A LOT of seven year intervals spent ALONE WITH SOMEONE who absolutely MUST HAVE SEX WITH YOU OR YOU'LL DIE.

JUST SAYING.

WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS WHY AHHHHH--

Everyone clear the way, the boays gotta carry me to my funeral -- these space gays have just killed me down.

Please remind my sisters, I specifically asked that "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" be played at my wake. (This is actually not fiction, it's the Goddamn truth. If nobody plays TBOBB at my wake IRL in all seriousness, I'm haunting their asses with the intensity of Leonard McCoy yelling at Spock.)

when ur first officer gets high off of butterflies and almost reveals your relationship to the crew

[fallingsuns-1214]

@cptn-jtk maybe I should’ve reblogged the actual link eh? 🙈

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Trek: Picard Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cristobal Rios/Elnor Characters: Cristóbal Rios, Elnor (Star Trek) Additional Tags: Fluff, First Kiss, Against His Better Judgement, Rios is smitten Summary:

There’s something Elnor wants to do, and Rios, magnanimous captain that is, happily obliges.

[doesitsparkjoytho]

@cptn-jtk I couldn't stop thinking about this until

good omens au where everything is the exact same except that aziraphale gives crowley increasingly ridiculous sunglasses every year on his bday or whatever

and crowley doesn't have the heart to refuse them

[plaudiusplants]

I feel like these tags from @cptn-jtk are worth looking at

spock would 100% be that professor that never talks about his private life like he will Absolutely Not waste class time divulging personal information

until he casually mentions jim during one lecture and a student asks about him and spock thinks oh no they’ve done it they’ve found my weak spot bc how can he not tell them all about his jim, his wonderful husband and amazing bondmate and do u know he is so smart and handsome and he likes to read old poetry and shakespeare and eat italian and he is very brave and u r absolutely right cadet he is perfect next question about him pls