#crashyaps

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instead of people sexualizing the words mommy/daddy we should sexualize saying lieutenant

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I need a woman who will kick me a little and Also tell me im good enough as a person

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bro no hate but imagine having sex with someone named oswald like “HARDER OSWALD” I could not take is seriously

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to the people who kept sending me weird kevins in my strawpage i love you

very tiny timmy section (???)

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ashes to ashes funks to funky daddy long legs is a mean ass honky and jimmy pop ain’t no heiny hobbit gaybe no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy cuz im a loch ness a loch ness a loch ness monster jersey kids are knocking at my door COULD YOU BE A SPONSOR??!!!!?

sorry i saw huh huh yeah what in your strawpage and got excited

Sorry it said i heart my hot autistic boyfriend and we are not in kahoots so I scribbled it out, ahem

tiny bubbles in my tub pull my finger lawrence welk if you want to look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk

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reaching down to scratch your balls and having no balls to scratch is truly devastating… my phantom balls have never been itchier

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welcome new followers. we get Naked over here. Occasional crash out posts. My mutuals like to get fucked up on drugs and are dubious freaks. Unfollow if your weak

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ijust figured out how to make fucking blinkies and i need to share my accomplishment with somebody but everyone is asleep so im telling you

show me showme Hi

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OKAY.

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why do you post so much

take your pants off and find out

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I can’t kill myself because I have to outlive the opps and mog the hell out of them. And be successful I guwss

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group circle jerking begins at 9am be there or be square ⬜️

can you hold my hand while i do it

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new theme is so fire im jarkin thar thang

TJANK uou getting a compliment makes me hard

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tears in my eyes that this is my impression on someone

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I give permission to intertwine toes wit my boyfriend for 15 seconds

tell him to put a toe condom on my tootsies don’t wanna get infected

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Me seeing a image of a white skinny dude who looks like a loser on the blog of a person i want to interact with and then activating my fight or flight response because i don't know if that's Mikey Way from MCR, Fred (the youtuber) or a literall school shooter and that the person i though was cool is from tcc

(Umm.. Hi tumblr recommended me your blog)

WHAT WHITE GUY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT 😭 WHICH SCREENSHOT AND SEND ME ANOTHER ASK.