#crazy (guilty pleasure)

[baoxie]

🥀 sylvain + ingrid 🌼

[wegc]

Okay but the 🎀 anon ask has just started giving me dirty thoughts in my mind because I'm all about needy and obsessive chan.

So what if the second time they have sex and she's clinging onto him, her body trembling under his and he just loses it?

'You're my babygirl now, fucking mine'

ok first of all my brain exploded when you followed me and sent this ask because wow tmi i stalk ur blog every month, i think about your posts for DAYS.

but AHHH YES i knew you would be a needy and obsessive chan enthusiast because even without his perversion tendencies, chan is very clingy and loves intensely :( maybe a little too much!!!

in 🎀 anons original ask, i believe the reader was a virigin so not only does the debauched image of you mewling and writhing underneath him like he’s always imagined drive him up the wall, but the thought of being your first (and your only, chan will make sure of it) puts him at extreme risk of absolutely ruining you.

cue possessive chan whose need to claim you as his, to be your protector, to have you look and think about no one else but him invokes something primal inside his depraved mind. don’t be surprised if he suddenly observes that you’re too close for his comfort with someone else and decides to fuck you stupid that night!!!

you’re all his now and you should only need him and depend on him, right?? he can take care of you best and he’ll prove it to you!!!

the BABYGIRL part UGH i swear everyone cringes the fuck out at the pet name until it comes to channie and the stupid fucking photo on his phone. it drives me CRAZY especially him repeating it in lives and him outing his daddy kink!!! i think about it at least once a day.

[revlischarm]

Law likes cutting people open. Zoro likes violence. It’s not too hard to draw a connection there.

[miupow]

Kai who’s so so sorry but he can’t help himself! Locks you up in a cute decorated room so he can have you all to himself. Try’s to make it better with sweet kisses and touches but you’re still so sad. He knows you want to leave and he can’t let that happen! You have to stay here even if he has to take drastic measures

THIS IS WHAT I MEANT BY DARK CONTENT BAYBEEE!!! IM RUNNING CIRCLES

[consumed-by-dally]

I’m so obsessed with the fact that dally would kill for Johnny. DALLY WOULD KILL FOR JOHNNY IT DOESNT MATTER WHO HE DOESNT CARE. I need more of this, his obsession with johnny is wild he needs to be locked up honestly I don’t make the rules

[candyunicornsateme]

Tbh I feel like if Kenny wanted to basically get ripped (more or less) to be a stronger Mysterion, I think he could do it. He gives the vibe of he can do just about anything if he's really driven to put his mind to it. Plus does he not give "guy that does chin-ups on makeshift bar in bedroom doorway to get stronger"??? I can't draw this shit we'll never know my true vision otherwise.

[cindergarten]

what are your kg ships? can be ships you absolutely love or also ships you think are cute.

I absolutely love 🩷Cindix💙 x100000

it grew on me and now it's like my biggest ship! 🫶 But it's also the only "popular" ship I have cuz I like lots of lesser known ships like:

💚Emindy🩷 and 💜Austix💙

( those two coexist in my mind. If I'm not shipping Cindy with Felix, I'm most likely shipping her with Emmy. Same goes for the boys. Listen, you just gotta see the vision )

Now for some that I like but I'm not as crazy about as the ones above: Perla, Bindy, Felonty, oooh and I really like Austemmy!! and a bunch of others. And I mean a BUNCH.

But yeah I'm veeery open minded when it comes to ships, the joy of being a multishipper ^^

[akai-akai]

TW: irresponsible use of knives, minor blood

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still thinking about deadpool and wolverine banging fighting in that car...

which means I'm also still thinking about simon and johnny fighting in the car, all teeth and bloody noses and bruised knuckles.... and then simon pins johnny across the back seat, pulls a knife, and plunges it into the cushion, just barely knicking johnny's ear as he leans down so that their faces are inches apart and snarls at him to stay still...

and johnny has this wild look on his face, pure joy and adrenaline mixed with something almost predatory.

like we've seen johnny pissed off to the point he loses self-control (makarov helo scene) so I can't help but imagine he loses his shit and simon is the only one there and has to bring him back down somehow... and his solution is to pin johnny down and force him to chill out.

AND THEN THEY FUC—

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I'm so normal about them I swear

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[remusbuzzcutt]

sunrose is one of my favourite ships im sorry. if my evan is shipped with anyone else other than barty, it’d be james. they just balance eachother out in my head its hard to explain

[pinkcreamypeach]

I want this thing dead. PUT THIS CREATURE INTO A MEAT GRINDER!!!

He's the only thing that's making me consider watching this film. Jack black 🖤 😢

[hoshigray]

Hi Hoshi!! 💕

If you had to pick which of your blorbos is your favorite? 🤭

And how’d you guys meet?

Now aika dearest, how can you be so cruel!!! Yk I have a lot, picking one is just so meeeean!!! Ugh, nanami's gonna have to sit this one out (I'm sorry, my bday hubby 😔😔)

Listen, Toji is most definitely my favorite 🤧💚💚 seeing as though we've been locked in the LONGEST out of all of my blorbos. Like even my closest friends know I am deeply infatuated with this man, it's not funny. If you told me to write a whole essay on why I love Toji Fushiguro, I would willingly make that more than 10 pages long, doubled spaced, APA formated with references and figures. 🤓🤓

And how would we meet? Hmmm, I can think of many; however, I think we'd find each other as neighbors, tbh. Whether it's an apartment complex or townhouses, we'd probably be neighbors who shared a glance maybe once or twice before actually introducing ourselves. Knowing me, I'd probably be helping him when he asks, maybe babysitting Megumi and Tsumiki while he's out doing secret assassin stuff. And ya know, the more I hang out with the family, the harder I crush on Toji. But he's not good at expressing feelings that much (esp after losing his wife) and I'm a shy mess when it comes to crushes, so we're just two infatuated idiots until Toji does the first move by asking me to stay over one night or take me out somewhere (per Shiu's advice, hehe). Then we exchange numbers, dates start to happen, one thing leads to another, and 😳😳😳😳😳 yeah.

[ladespeinada]

unhinged au idea: marcus and luca as long-haul truckers who keep meeting each other at the same rest stop, gradually getting to know each other. at some point, one of them sheepishly admits that this particular rest stop has the best donuts they’ve ever had, ever, and then they both reveal that they love baking, the creativity of it combined with the science, precision and magic all in one. anyway, this takes their relationship from gradually to suddenly because why the fuck not, and they start meeting at whichever rest stop they can, bringing each other pastries every time, experimenting, tasting, trying. and then, they’re talking one evening, and they just—decide to quit. leave their financially-comfortable jobs to be with one another wholly instead of just in pieces, and they decide to open up a proper bakery at the same rest stop where they met, and it becomes a true destination stop, with people going out of their way to get a taste. anyway.

[cheddarpopper]

i have an actual guilty pleasure. it started in 2019 when i was in a northern nebraskan mental hospital. one of the patients was a schizophrenic mcdonalds grill cook. this man only ever did three things.

1. have very very interesting conversations with himself. (i was always listening 0_o)

2. be violent with staff. (solidarity. stick it to the man bro.)

3. watch cops and threaten anyone who tried to change the channel.

this man was my best friend for an entire week. we mustve spent 60 hours watching cops. i still think of him often. and on occasion, i guiltily watch cops while eating mcdonalds.

[vlovebug]

The vampire court sent a letter demanding to see him, so Val packed a bag for him and spelldon because he knew he would say that he's coming.

Once they get there Val decides to freak the hell out of the grinch ( stroker I think his name is) by ‘ swallowing a razer blade’

‘ master look.’ Val said in an entertained voice. Stroker turned his head to see Valentine put a bare razor blade on his tongue and then swallow it. Stroker stares at him in disbelief then rushes over, forcing the boy's mouth open to see no razorblade, he almost puts his hand down the idiot's throat. He needed his best solider undead and in perfect condition not sliced open from the inside out. But before he could do anything, valentine slips out his hold and grabs onto spelldons hand, who was also frozen in shock, and pulled him out the room and into an empty hallway.

He pulled spelldons hand under his chin, out enough for there to be enough room, and his neck flexes. He opens his mouth and the razor blade, now somehow covered, falls onto spelldons hand followed by a puddle of Sylvia. Spellsons face contours into disgust and disturbance, Val chuckles at this and walks away with a wave. After a moment of shock, his face turns to excitement and curiosity, running after Val asking how he did that and saying how cool that was.

Fin ig

( inspo from a dazi fic I read like two years ago that I stumbled on)

[dayurno]

i need my kevjean freaky and weird and obsessive and worrying to the general public

abso-fucking-lutely i need it to be oppressive to be around them. i need it to be a breathing living thing you can feel if you step into their orbit. like it HAS to be bad and it HAS to be awkward and you HAVE to feel like you're intruding on something even if you've known them for years. i need kevjean to be something the trojans do a wellness check on jean for. i need kevjean to feel like a karmic debt they will have to keep paying for the rest of their lives. you know? it has to be weird. it HAS to be weird

anyway to me they are like this and they wouldnt even have to have fucked to know it

[tired-and-swaggy]

2 of the greatest pop girlies rn