#criminalskies!!

[ssaaaronmontgomery]

Mon I think Aaron got a pair of old man (dilf) style reading glasses and at first he’s embarrassed to wear them with the team bc he knows Morgan or Dave will tell him he’s getting old BUT when he wears them at work he notices you get unable to focus in the team meeting and you’re all dazed basically until he takes them off and tucks them away but bonus point that this interaction makes him feel very desired and wanted 😵‍💫 and maybe he’ll show them off to you in private later 🤫

The Glasses

Warnings: Pining?? Sort of?? Maybe idk. Nothing smutty but there are some implications. This is like borderline nsfw? Maybe??

Word count: 1.1k

Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x gn!bau!reader

A/n: Omg yes. We love dilf glasses on Hotch. He already looks so pretty and desirable but something about glasses on him is different and I need it. I wouldn't say this fic is necessarily nsfw. But I might be willing to write a part two where it becomes smutty. I'll leave this as sfw unless I come to the conclusion that it should be marked otherwise.

Tags: @criminalskies

Forever tags: @greg-montgomery @boredelle

You're completely distracted and it's all his fault. Him and his downright slutty glasses. The first time you saw him wearing them it was a very brief sighting as he had taken them off after just a few seconds of you being in the room. And ever since then you craved to see him wearing those glasses again. They often made an appearance in some of the very inappropriate fantasies you have about your boss. They'd even worked their way into your dreams at night.

The case the team is currently working has been dragging on for a couple of days now and you've gotten basically nowhere with it. The fact that you're sitting across from Hotch as he reads a file with his glasses on is not helping you concentrate on the case in the slightest. And it's stirring something up deep inside you the more you stare at him. Aaron wearing those glasses and looking all serious as he reads is making you very horny if you're being totally honest.

"Y/l/n? Y/l/n. Y/n." You hear Hotch speak your name in a stern tone and you feel his hand grasp yours and he squeezes it. You snap out of your trance. "Hmm? Yeah, what is it, Hotch?" He furrows his brows as he looks at you and pulls his hand away now that he has your attention. "Are you okay? You've been distracted. Every time we sit here looking through files, you seem to be distracted. Is something going on? Are you alright?" Concern is clear in his voice.

What you want to say is "No, I'm not alright. I'm horny and it's your fault because you're wearing dilf glasses that make me want you more than ever. You're very distracting and if you don't put them away right now I'll launch myself over this table and kiss you before dragging you to my hotel room." But you figure that's not really the best thing to say to your boss right now. So you settle for giving him a smile and a nod before looking back down at the file in front of you as you try to force yourself not to look at the beautiful man sitting across from you.

You stare down at the papers but even though you're not looking at him anymore, you still aren't actually focusing on the words on the page because you're so concentrated on not looking back up at Hotch to steal another glance at those glasses. Though eventually you can't help it and do it anyway. You can't really stop yourself as you look back to him.

The glasses perched on the bridge of his nose as he scowles down at his papers. You sigh out loudly by accident. No one else is really paying attention to you aside from Emily and Derek sending each other smirks when they notice just why you're so out of it. But the loud sigh makes Aaron look at you again. His glasses are down far enough that he's looking over the top of them to make eye contact with you.

"Y/n, are you sure you're fine?" He asks, sounding even more concerned now.

"What? Yeah, I'm fine. Just a bit tired is all."

He stays silent as he observes you for a moment before nodding and going back to his reading.

This continues as the team starts throwing ideas around. Aaron keeps an eye on you throughout it and he knows your excuse of being tired, while partially true, is definitely not the main reason for your behaviour and he just can't pinpoint exactly what it is. But he realises it must have something to do with him as you can't keep your eyes off of him, and only him. You're not having this problem with any of the other team members. Not Derek, not JJ, not anyone but him.

He goes back to your previous statement about being tired once everyone goes back to sifting through the numerous number of old reports and files from the precinct as you all try to come up with a group of suspects.

Hotch speaks up when he feels your eyes on him again. "Would you like me to get you a coffee? I know what they have here isn't very good, but it might wake you up a bit." He glances up at you as he waits for your response. "Yeah, sure. That's probably just what I need."

He nods and stands, in the process he removes his glasses and sets them down on the table. He notices how your eyes follow the glasses and that's when pieces start coming together in his mind. He figures he'll test it out when he comes back.

He leaves and comes back a few minutes later with your cup of coffee and sets it down in front of you. You thank him and he nods then sitting back down. This time, leaving his glasses off. In fact, he actually puts them away so they're out of sight entirely.

This seems to change things. You're more focused on the work. You still give him the occasional glance but you're not full on staring at him with drool practically spilling out of your mouth like you had been earlier.

He leaves the glasses put away and he tries his best to read without them like he used to. He'd known he had needed glasses long ago but he refused to wear them because he didn't want his age to show. He knew he would get some teasing remarks about it from Dave and Morgan. But eventually, it got to the point where he could hardly do the reading part of his job. So he reluctantly had his eyes checked and soon he was wearing glasses that made it far easier to read.

He didn't like the glasses in the slightest. They made him feel old and he didn't like that. But the way you looked at him when he was wearing them, that did something to him. It made him want to wear them.

Unable to work without them, he gets them back out and puts them on. It's hard not to notice the way you immediately look back up from your work. He pretends not to see it.

Over the next half hour you can't help but watch him like he's the most interesting thing you've ever seen. You're fixated on him. And now he is sure it's the glasses that are doing it. He has to bite back a smile. Knowing you apparently find him so attractive with them on makes him feel good inside. He doesn't understand why you would like it, but it's extremely clear that it's doing something for you. He's tempted to show up at your hotel room later to explore this further and see just how much you like them.

[ssamorganhotchner]

Let’s gooooo 14, 16, 24?

(hopefully those are right)

-lover of all things Morgan

romeeeee!!! hi friend!! 🩷🩷 sorry this took so long, work got insanely busy 😅

omg what a coincidence bc im a lover of all things rome!! 🥹💞

14. If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

probably sitting on my front porch reading fanfic or drinking a homemade margarita 🥂

16. Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

oohhh!! I love this question. i’m not a big brand person, but i really like adidas, ralph lauren, & chanel.

24. Do you have a collection of anything?

keychains, handbags, & autographs!

the keychains i collect are from the places i’ve been.

the handbags so far are: louis vuitton, kate spade, dooney & burke, michael kors, and coach. my next that i’m saving up for us a chanel boy bag.

the autographs i have are: john walsh from america’s most wanted, a signed photo of some of the season 2 cm cast (paget brewster, thomas gibson, mgg, & mandy patinkin), mark harmon from ncis, & jenna elfman from dharma & greg ◡̈

ask me personal questions!! ◡̈

[criminalskies]

BLOG NAVIGATION

hi honey, welcome to my blog! I hope you enjoy your time here :D. I post a LOT about criminal minds and about my life, other fandoms include bobs burgers, house MD, 911, Oceans Eleven, Studio Ghibli (I also just love the art pls), X-men, and more!!

So, my name is Rome. I’m 21 and non-binary, I go by they/them pronouns <3!

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Please note this post contains some NSFW content, minors DNI.

Request Guidelines: I know I have written some fem!reader in the past, but generally please avoid requesting pregnancy/period/non gender neutral subjects from me. I know it's a weird line for me to draw, but I could suggest probably ten writers who could do a 10x better job writing these topics. I prefer writing Gender Neutral, so I like to keep things this way wherever possible.

I currently also have quite the pile of requests, so while my requests are open, please note it may take me quite some time to get to yours. (I work oldest > newest with the occasional non-requested fic here and there)

Without further ado, please enjoy my works! :D

Fics:

Safety Net: You spend the night reflecting on a beautiful love you shared with Aaron Hotchner, more accurately, you spend the night reflecting on the last two months of heartache without him. It will take one unexpected visitor to bring the two of you to face the reality you’ve found yourselves in.

Looking Out For You: Hotch seems to be babying you on the chase for an unsub, but you quickly realise, he knows what he's doing. also hotch looks hot driving.

In Your Orbit:

part one. Hotch doesn’t understand why the newest member of the team is so dedicated to spending all their time with him. He finally asks and he’s overjoyed with the answer. 

part two. Normal Criminal Minds Case type content, hostage situation, use of guns, an accident involving a knife, Unsub talks about suicide and thoughts of self-harm, please DNI if this is at all triggering for you!!!! ⚠️⚠️

Drunk! Aaron - aaron gets wild on a team bonding night and tries very hard not to let reader undress him because he's taken... by reader. (very drunk hotch being a cutiepie)

Sweet Creature: Aaron has never known exactly where his 'home' was, until he met you.

Walk Me Home: Inspired by the p!nk song, Aaron is having a hard time processing the last case, reader is there to comfort him.

Reprieve: Hotch x Autistic!Reader. Reader is having a very hard day at the BAU and Aaron is able to help.

Sleepless In Seattle: part one. part two. part three.

To Catch A Profiler - A Parent Trap Story. - This is a part one of an incomplete series based on the Parent Trap movies. This sets the scene for when your little girls find one another later in life &lt;3

A Bookstore type of Love. - This was an anon request for brother!spencer reid and boyfriend!aaron to take reader to the bookstore and geek out on new book smell, harry potter and the high school musical/john denver soundtrack on the way. Hotch thinks about how desperately he wants to marry reader.

When the spark lit the fuse - Hotch has been in love before, but he's never been so in sync with someone, bodies moving in harmony like his does with your own. Looking back on how your relationship began, Hotch reminisces on how he himself has changed for the better. because of you.

Meet my big, crazy family: Your boyfriend finally meets your big, loud, crazy family. Inspired by my big fat greek wedding movies &lt;3

This Isn't Me: Hotch comforts reader through their period as they go through some serious dysphoria, having not come out as nonbinary yet &lt;/3.

Thoughts/Blurbs:

Across the Multiverse: Haley shows hotch all the universes in which he is happy, and he just so happens to be with you in every one of them.

Fratboy!Hotch: In high school, rumours and dishonesty pushed you and your childhood-best-friend-turned-love of-your-life Aaron hotchner apart. Now, the two of you have showed up at the same college party. Can he make it up to you?

WW2 Hotch:

I will add many many more to these lists as I progress, writing more in the future <3

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[emberfrostlovesloki]

Aaron Hotchner is a Martyr [a ramble]

"We were promised sufferings. It was part of the program. We were even told, "Blessed are they that mourn,' and I accept it. I've got nothing that I haven't bargained for. Of course, it is different when the thing happens to oneself, not to others, and in reality, not imagination." (C. S. Lewis) ~ A Grief Observed

We all know that all the characters in Criminal Minds are tragic characters. They have to be. But I think Hotch takes a great bunch of the burden, and we don't even see him suffer really, and if he does it's often in silence. He takes and gives it all for the team. What hasn't he given?

His marriage

His career

His very own body and blood

Or lost?

Hailey

Emily

Strauss

The Unsub who told him, "You're the only good man I've ever known."

And these things get thrown in his face again and again and again, and he still takes it for the team. If that's not sacrifice for the sake of something bigger than himself then I don't know what is.

To add to all this, we know that he is keenly aware that he is not winning as it were. Because when he was a lawyer he saw how corrupt and terrible the legal system was. He felt like he was too late. And as Unit Chief, even when the team solves a case, that's not winning either. Because people are still dead and he's aware that his job relies on people to continue dying. If they didn't, there wouldn't need to be a BAU.

And he metaphorically dies again and again, and we grieve with him, and our faith is strengthened in his suffering.

[weirdlybeans]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

This was inspired by this picture I found @nightfurmoon:

[levithestripper]

gay

[jaspxr]

oh my god my new moot is a Derek Morgan appreciator I’m swooning already 😩 but seriously I do not see our man getting even half the love he deserves on here!! <3

What can I say. I have been one for a very very long time. The man is sunshine incarnate....and how can you say no to sunshine? 😏🥰

hi hello new friend💕

[ssahotchhner]

Hey love, it’s been so long! Are you okay? I’m sending Aaron over to hug you super tight in a sec

omg babe thank u for checking in!!! i moved in the beginning of september and honestly have just been pretty burnt out since and haven't had the energy to write ): love and appreciate u so much for checking in tho sending u the biggest hugs xxx

[eldrai]

🌹

He’d been trying to ignore the very real possibilities, chalking his symptoms up to just panic, but Derek’s concern reignited his own that it might be more insidious than that.

Thank you for asking! Just hurting Hotch, as usual!

for every "🌹" received in my inbox i'll post one random sentence of a random WIP i'm currently writing

[ssaaaronmontgomery]

Can I request your thoughts on Aaron with a very touchy/clingy reader who always likes to be holding onto him? I think after being by himself for years he’d not know how to react at first but he loves it 🥰 I see him growing to almost need that touch himself

Mmmmm yes 🥺🥺🫶🫶

I love this dynamic with my entire heart.

You always want to be touching him. Whether it's just resting your head on his shoulder when you're next to him on the sofa or literally wrapped around him and actually clinging to him. And it's very...different for him. He's not used to it and when you first start dating and being with each other at your separate places you quickly get comfortable with touching him. One time he's standing in the kitchen doing dishes and you walk by him on your way to a cabinet or the refrigerator and as you pass him you brush your hand along his back and he stiffens at first 🥺. You don't notice it. And you don't notice the other times similar things like this happen. But he quickly realises you need to touch him whether it's a conscious thought in your head or not. It doesn't make him uncomfortable but it takes him a bit to get used to it. Because baby is TOUCH STARVED. And it's been so long since he's had this intimacy with anyone. But once he's gotten used to it he doesn't hesitate to do the same things back to you<3. He gives you many random touches and he always relaxes when you touch him randomly instead of tensing up like he did at first. When you first start holding onto him and clinging to him he's a little confused because no one ever did that this much with him "What are you doing?" "I'm holding you? Is that okay?" And he's a little shocked at first but of course he's okay with it! He loves that you want to hold him and be close to him even if it's unusual for him. He's happy to be close and this makes him feel so wanted and loved. And when he's away on a case 🥺 he misses you and your clingy nature so so much. He just wants to be around you and have you all over him. And when he gets to see you once he's home from the case he's grabbing you and holding you because he's missed your touch so badly<3. When he's with you and you aren't touching/clinging to him he instinctively moves closer and initiates touches. Or he just pulls you close to him and you immediately wrap around him and snuggle him 🥰🥰. He loves how touchy and clingy you are because it lets him know you love being close to him and you just love him so much<3

Please I WANT. I want this so so bad. 🥺🫶 Thank you for sending this you made my heart just 💓💕💞. I love Aaron with touchy/clingy reader 🤭❤️. Because it would be me if I had him.

[ssamorganhotchner]

HAPPY MORGAN DAYYYYYY 🥳💖🥳💖🥳💖🥳💖

Thank you bestieee!!!! 🥰💕 I love you!!!

[criminalskies]

my night is shaping up into writing even more porn and even less plot. ft Derek and hotch…

thoughts? feelings? concerns? please air them below 😩

[underthenightskydreamsneverdie]

OLD FOOL?!

Oh hey Rome, long time no see!

What’s this about an old fool????

Also, gotta say, kinda rude coming into my inbox and accusing me of being a boyliker outta the blue like this…

[hotchs-bitch]

Are you doing okay sweetheart? I saw your post about ‘miserably crying @ work’ and can’t stop myself from checking in. Is there anything we can help with? Or that you need to talk about. I’m always here 😕💞

Hi!! This is so sweet of you🥹 I’m okay! I’m currently/about to be going through some Major life changes and getting all of my ducks in a row is more exhausting than I thought it would be, but moving onwards and upwards and onto new chapters makes it worth it💓

[levithestripper]

Actual pic of me admiring the art

that's kinda gay

[hearthotchner]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you’re supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out 💕💕💕

i cant believe i’m so late responding to these 😭😭 but THANK YOU SO MUCH !! i literally love being in this fandom sm best choice i ever made its full of amazing people 🤗🤗🫶