#cs online lectures

[sldindore]

ICAI Releases Self-Paced Online Modules (SPOM) SET A and SET B on Digital Learning Campus Portal

ICAI ANNOUNCEMENT on 07 MAY 2024

The Board of Studies of the Institute of Chartered Accountants of India (ICAI) has taken a significant leap forward in enhancing the learning experiences of the students with the introduction of Self-Paced Online Modules (SPOM). It provides an enriched and flexible learning experience to our students in alignment with the New Scheme of Education and Training wherein students are required to complete the minimum prescribed 40 learning hours of Self-Paced Online Modules in both SET A: Corporate and Economic Laws and SET B: Strategic Cost & Performance Management as available on the ICAI Digital Learning Campus https://lms.icai.org/login. The students may note the following: -

Students who have registered for the Final Course can only undergo SPOM courses at their own pace, anytime and anywhere.

No separate fee is payable for Self-Paced Online Modules.

Students can monitor their learning journey and track the completion status of SPOM on the dashboard of the ICAI Digital Learning Campus.

After completing the prescribed number of hours of learning students have to appear for the SPOM test to be conducted by the Examination Department. (A separate announcement in this regard will be web-hosted by the Examination Department in due course).

Students may refer to the Examination announcement-https://resource.cdn.icai.org/75658exam61200.pdf for exemption(s) in SPOM.

Students can log in to the ICAI Digital Learning Campus Portal by using the following methods: -

1. Login at https://lms.icai.org/login with OTP (OTP will be received on registered Mobile no. with Self-Service Portal (SSP, ICAI only)

2. Sign in with SSP (Login details)

Important Instructions: -

Students are advised before logging in to read the FAQs carefully. Click here to read the FAQs.

Students must have a Desktop/Laptop with a webcam for undergoing Self-Paced Online Modules.

Students need to have an internet connection with a minimum speed of 2 to 5 Mbps to effectively engage with the topics available on the ICAI Digital Learning Campus.

Students should ensure proper light for face detection since this platform automatically compares the student's face detection with the SSP profile photo.

During Self-Paced Online Module (SPOM) learning, students are advised to remain within the webcam's frame throughout the SPOM duration.

About Smart Learning Destination:

Smart Learning Destination is the top online place in India for getting ready for exams. We provide more than 2000 high-quality video courses and connect you with over 200 excellent professors. We cover various exams like CA| CS| CMA| ACCA| CFA| FRM. You can watch classes online or get them on pen drives and Google Drive giving you the freedom to study at your own pace, whenever and wherever you want.

Benefits: 

👉Lowest Price 👉Instant Delivery 👉 Instant Support 👉 Our Professionals Provide Proper Counseling as & when students needed.

✅Your Dream Depends On Your Decision, Decide Now...🤔

👉For more information 🤙Call us Now at 8448072073 /8871374677

👉👉Visit - smartlearningdestination.com

Thank you for choosing Smart Learning Destination as your partner in exam preparation.

Please login to comment

[ms-demeanor]

*screaming*

*continued screaming*

Okay. So. My introductory Visual C# class.

The professor for that class was Alice. Alice was the person who spoke in the introductory video and the person who we were supposed to email if we had any issues.

But all of the assignments, lectures, and quizzes were written and delivered by Bob. On the youtube channel "Bob's programming academy." The quizzes included Bob's name, like "if you do X will it return the string ProfessorBob, Professor, Bob, or Professor.Bob?"

This class was really frustrating for me because it was structured in such a way that you could easily pass the class with zero knowledge of the subject - it was totally based on quizzes that you could take an unlimited number of times and we *had* weekly programming assignments but they weren't graded so there was no incentive to do them (and look, if I wanted to teach myself programming with no incentives I could fail for several years to do that on my own, I don't need to pay fifty bucks a unit for that; the reason I am in a *class* and am not self-taught is because I need external motivation. That's why I sought out a class).

Also when there *was* a problem with an instruction that was unclear in one of the videos for the assignments, or if I thought I'd done something correctly that was very much incorrect, it wasn't Alice who had created the instructions, it was Bob - in 2017 no less - and I didn't really feel like I could ask Alice for help with an ungraded assignment that she hadn't written.

So. Now. My Python class.

Today is the first day of class. Professor is Charles.

I go to the mandatory attendance quiz and it is word-for-word the same mandatory attendance quiz as the C# class, down to the final question "what is your personal email address so I can keep in contact with you after the semester?"

I look at the syllabus.

Class grade is based on quizzes. We have assignments but none of them are graded. There's no textbook, just a series of videos from Professor Bob's Programming Academy.

So I'd been toying with staying at this school and trying to take more CS classes instead of going to another school, just to try to keep my records easier to manage, but since it seems like that *ENTIRE DEPARTMENT* is five Professor Bobs in a trenchcoat, I will probably be going somewhere else (and once again trying to force myself to do projects that I already know are *good for me to do* but *useless for the class and a massive time suck*)

I should drop this class. I should drop this class and apply for the other school so that I can start taking classes there in the spring because if I take this class and then go into the object oriented programming class in the spring and it's another professor bob sock puppet and I end up taking twelve units of programming classes where all I learn is how to google answers in a short time frame (something I already know how to do thanks) I am going to fucking lose it.

Also, again: I have a Bachelor's Degree. I spent five years at a community college when I was getting that degree. I took probably a dozen online classes starting in 2005 and going until 2011 in the process of getting that degree.

THIS bullshit, this "I'm your professor but actually I'm not and all the materials were created by someone else in the department or came directly from the textbook publisher and there is no writing and there are no assignments everything is multiple choice quizzes that are automatically graded" is *dogshit.*

This is NOT how online classes worked back in my day, not even online math classes, and as much as I know adjuncts are getting fucked over by academia in general, this isn't something that these professors should be getting paid as much as they are to do. Alice checked whether or not students turned in a hello world assignment and gave a pass/fail grades for three discussion boards that were responses to youtube videos. Nothing else in the class required her input. If this is the level of instruction that students are getting then the class is already automated and the students shouldn't have to pay for it.

This is crap. This is an incredible level of crap.

[tismcosmology]

Fri Nov 15, 2024

its friday morning and i am yet again skipping my morning class because my autoimmune disease has decided its time to Fuck Shit Up. This week has been utter shit between the on and off horrendus pain, fatigue, and overworking myself to crash the next day to overwork the day after to catch up and crashing again and-

idk how much im gonna actually get done today, but i have 2 things due at midnight so thats the minimum. hopefully.

To do:

Got an extenstion on a physics assignment due wednesday, gotta finish that today

FR online review due midnight today

ENGL report final draft due sunday

CS online quiz due mon

Math quiz mon (ive skipped like half of these lectures, def not gonna do well)

CS assignment due tues (1/3 done)

FR oral assignment due fri

[dr-jem-nutcase]

MvA h/cs

Cooked up some movie & TV h/cs...cuz I can

Overall

before the timeline of the movie, the monsters had a TV on occasions. This was a rare treat which lasted until the TV set broke on its own and couldn't be repaired or got destroyed

the monsters' rec area was like the hand-me-downs central; anything the staff didn't want or need anymore went to the monsters, from those playing cards to radios to whatever. It usually came from the trash heap for Dr C's meals

the 2000s brought a little variety as a lot of people at the base made the transition to DVDs and threw out their VCR sets and cassette tapes

after the post-freedom upgrade, the base set up on-demand entertainment for the monsters

for every streaming site, every monster has their own accounts. Except for Link & Butterflysaurus (or B) who share accounts

they can all agree on sit-coms and comedies, believe it or not, some film noir or some off-the-wall random movie

depending on the sport, they all like watching a good game

Susan

down for most anything anyone wants to watch

likes period and mid-century romance/dramas like Downton Abbey, Bridgerton, Call The Midwife, Mad Men, and anything based off Jane Austen's books

was a Twilight fan back in her teens and now cringes at those memories of being on Team Edward

chic flicks: Legally Blonde, Pretty Woman, The Notebook, Mamma Mia!, Audrey Hepburn movies. Titanic and Moulin Rouge! are both fully capable of making her cry almost every time. This is a very good reason why she has her own streaming accounts

can make it through most horror movies but doesn't really enjoy them

roots for all sports teams from Cali

the only monster most willing to watch whatever BOB wants to watch

liked watching cooking shows and DIY tutorials when she was small. She'll still watch them sometimes inspite of the fact she can't easily cook or pull off most DIYs

BOB

the kids' page on streaming sites & YouTube Kids all the way!

has the kid's tendency to watch the same thing over and over again and never get sick of it

the other monsters can't watch adult films and shows with him. He'll ask questions like, what's going on during a bedroom scene or "What's a [enter any profanity of your choice here]?". He's also a parrot who will mindlessly repeat a single swear word he only heard once

sometimes you'll find him watching random stuff like a Malaysian talk show or a Julia Child cooking tutorial or some abstract silent film

you know those kids' shows that interact with the audience, like Mr. Rogers, Blues Clues, & Dora the Explorer? Yeah, he REALLY gets into them

had a kids tablet for about two weeks but then accidentally ate it. Monger hasn't had the heart to give him another one

Dr C

his pastimes include lab experiments, reading books and science papers, playing chess (via a computer versus the CPU/another player online because no one at the base wants to play), and other mentally/intellectually stimulating activities, so he'll watch something if he wants and/or needs a mental break

the other monsters tried getting him into Big Bang Theory. To everyone's surprise, he didn't care for it

has BritBox

when he's chilling, he'll watch vintage/vintage-style musical movies, particularly with good dance numbers like Singin' In The Rain. One of his heroes in dance is Gene Kelly; Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers would've been on his list, but he hasn't had a skilled dance partner offhand since his college days

likes videos like Ted Talks and Infographics Show (YouTube). He may be the most brilliant man in the world but he knows there's always more to learn

his YouTube subscriptions include dance groups and science lecturers from around the world

doesn't care much for most sports but he'll gladly watch polo and a lot of the Olympics. Tried to pass the time by reading a book during a football game once, and Link said, "Doc, if you don't put that book down, I'll throw you and that thing in the trash!". Never again

Link

as mentioned in an earlier H/C post of mine, he's a closeted shonen anime fan and he'll watch anything but One Piece

football is his favorite sport to watch. He watches it when he can

NEVER misses Super Bowl Sunday. Or at least to the best of his ability. He was very disappointed when one of his missions happened on Super Bowl Sunday

also likes WWE

martial arts: always and forever, baby!

has watched both Luca and The Shape of Water. He doesn't mind them but he got pretty annoyed when people made comparisons between him and the Amphibian Man or the sea monsters. BOB was like, "Hey, Link! Why don't YOU turn into a human when you leave your tank?"

was into superhero movies and TV series in the 2010s but jumped off the bandwagon when he thought they were being overdone. Though he still likes Guardians of the Galaxy, Deadpool, and anything with Wolverine

thinks Star Wars, Harry Potter, and most other popular sci-fi/fantasy franchises are just for kids and nerds

doesn't care much for romances or most cartoons either

if something scares him or makes him cry, he'll try to hide it

it took him a while to be able to watch anything with Shrek after being mistaken for Shrek in the Halloween special

[a/n: I can also see him being a gamer]

Insecto/B

likes sports no thanks to Link

will watch most anything Link watches

likes some anime, particularly Sailor Moon for whatever reason

likes cartoon shows meant for older kids

doesn't like horror movies, has a hard time settling down or going to sleep after watching one

avoids animal/nature programs as some of them can be quite traumatizing

every now and then she'll be caught watching something with BOB like Bluey

Monger

watches the news every day

knows better than to believe everything he sees

watches a little M*A*S*H before bedtime at least twice a week

every now and then watches stuff like All in the Family just cuz he likes the comedic but logical political tension among the main characters

still has analog cable (antenna and all) at the farm

hates I Love Lucy because his wife had it on TV more than anything else

likes war films and a number of films about World War II. There's a few he won't watch tho because he thinks they're either badly made, too sentimental, or too depressing

likes comedies from the 1950s-60s

The President

likes watching himself on TV and videos online

likes talking smack to opposing politicians when watching videos of them, like, "In your dreams, bucko! Not while I'm large and in charge!"

comedies, comedies, comedies...and game shows

Simpsons fanboy

has an appreciation for daytime TV: long-running soap operas, talk shows hosted by middle-aged women, Judge Judy, Dr. Phil, etc.

considers the family sitting in front of the TV together as quality family time and sit-coms as an American staple

can't watch foreign language films with English subtitles. He eventually gets bored and falls asleep

as mentioned in an earlier H/C post, he doesn't trust biopics one bit. After finding out over half of The Greatest Showman was fictional, he lost faith in any portrayals of history both on screen and stage

Derek

liked watching famous news reporters and weather-folk as role models when he was a kid and as inspiration when he became a weatherman

took Susan and other girls he dated to the movies

if not at the movies, he and Susan would curl up on a sofa and watch something together, going back and forth between what he likes and what she likes

likes most sports, except basketball

Ted Talks, late night talk shows, and popular sit-coms

watches whatever catches his attention on Hulu and Max

had a very hard time watching anything with the monsters. Still does but it's not as hard anymore

Invisible Man

went to a few drive-in theaters with his wife on dates before and after they got married

Andy Griffith and Red Skelton were some of his favorite shows

yet he enjoyed some of the heavier and less lighthearted films, like Streetcar Named Desire. If he cried, he tried to not let anyone know

not much of a cinema-goer but he enjoyed taking his two older kids

liked what little he saw of The Carol Burnett Show while in prison

if he saw Mel Brooks' films, he would've loved them

von Wolfmann (my OC, a German wolfman and past monster, at Area 5X 1960-65)

having lived much of his 70+-year life away from society, he probably had no idea what TV & cinema were, let alone knew they existed

The Cyberian (my OC, a Soviet Russian cyborg and past monster, at Area 5X 1981-85)

TV became a bit of a staple in the Soviet Russian home over time, so there was a handful of shows that she liked throughout her life

she liked going to the movies with her dad/grandparents as a kid and teenager, a special treat

didn't like anything based off books. "Just read the book." She said. "No pictures but they're a lot more interesting than THIS sad piece of work"

thought period pieces were boring. More than once she fell asleep watching them

grew up with black-and-white TV, so she was excited the first time she saw color TV

learned some of her English from what little TV the monsters had and learned a bit about the USA and the world outside the USSR

probably would've been the only monster to have been a big fan of Star Wars and/or Star Trek

[edugyanorg]

Get CA Final FR (Financial Reporting) regular and fastrack course by CA Suraj Lakhotia on Edugyan

[wordforwordbiblecomic]

July Newsletter: Discounts, new Book of Judges and more

We’ve got news on the new edition of Judges, discounts, blogs and more this month

New Judges with more pages!

In September, we will be officially releasing the new version of The Book of Judges. This new edition features the NIV translation but also even more pages! Now, I know what you’re thinking but we didn’t add anything to the biblical text, we spread the existing panels over more pages making it so the pages are not so cramped and the illustrations are larger, we also lightened up the images as our first edition was very dark.

In this example below, the top left page is the original page, which becomes three pages in the new edition including two new panels and verse reference numbers in the corners.

If you can’t wait until September you can preorder it via the UK online shop and pay postage to your location and you’ll receive it before the official release. (Note: Kickstarter Backers of Song of Songs who added Judges will get this new version)

The new Judges graphic novel was showcased at the American Library Association Convention of over 10,000 librarians last month and this month will be at the Christian Product Expo in Kentucky.

Discount!

If you are ordering books direct from us (via the UK online shop), you can now get a discount when you spend £50+ you’ll get 25% off! Just enter the discount code FIFTYQUIDPLUS at checkout. Includes books, t-shirts and digital items!

(T&Cs: Offer works on direct purchases from the UK, not available on US and Canada domestic delivery which is handled by our distributors).

Patreon Hangout

On Saturday 15th July, we’ll have one of our Patreon Hangouts, a Zoom call between myself, some of the team and our patrons will be there to chat, answer questions and connect. The talk will likely be around the new title The Book of Acts which has started production but won’t be Kickstarted until next year. To get the inside scoop, see pages before anyone else and join us at the hangout, become a patron today:

The Gathering

We had a great time at the Gathering in June despite nearly melting in the sun. I did some sword training and we saw dozens of men make a first-time commitment or recommitment to Christ on the weekend. Welcome those that joined the newsletter at the event.

Blogs

I wrote a couple of blogs on the research I’ve been doing recently, I showed the top one to Dr. Mark Woolmer (our history consultant and history lecturer) and he said he’d have given me a First for the essay if it had been submitted in his class which made me happy

In this blog, I explore the question of whether the Golden Calf of Exodus was likely a statue of an Apis Bull?

https://www.wordforwordbiblecomic.com/blog/was-the-golden-calf-an-apis-bull

In this blog, I ask if Moses was tall.

https://www.wordforwordbiblecomic.com/blog/wasmosestall

Kickstarter Update

The creation of the Song of Songs is complete and the digital copies will be sent out to you very soon. They've had their first round of proofreading and corrections are being added. Once the second round of proofreading is complete will be sending it out, before the end of this month.

They'll also be heading to the printers in the next month or so in good time for delivery to backers by the end of November (or before). They will be released in shops in March 2024.

Prayer

Books in libraries: As you saw above our book was featured at the ALA con. Please pray with us that libraries really discover the benefits of the Word for Word Bible Comic and decide to stock them all across the USA. Spanish editions: We have some potential leads to getting distribution of our Spanish editions in Latin America and Europe. Please pray we can get these books into the hands of Spanish speakers very soon!

Technical issue: We have had some trouble with the ISBN registration on Amazon and other places for the new books. Some progress has been made since last time but please pray this is miraculously sorted out very soon so it does not hamper sales.

[manavrachnaonlinedegreecourses]

Advance Your Commerce Career with a BCom or MCom Online Course

Commerce is a popular choice among students who want careers in finance, accounting, and business. Today, online education has opened new doors. A BCom online program and an online MCom course help students learn from home while gaining the same knowledge as traditional classroom degrees. These programs suit both beginners and professionals who want to grow in their field.

Why Choose Online Commerce Courses?

Online learning offers more flexibility than regular classes. Students attend sessions from home and save time on travel. They learn at their own pace and still stay on track with their goals. Most programs also include live lectures, recorded videos, and doubt-solving sessions.

Choosing a BCom online or online MCom course also allows working students to continue their jobs. They can learn during evenings or weekends. These programs are cost-effective and give access to updated, industry-relevant content.

Start Strong with a BCom Online Program

The BCom online program is a great option after Class 12. It teaches the basics of accounting, economics, taxation, and business law. Students understand how businesses work and learn skills needed for entry-level roles in finance or commerce.

Key highlights of the BCom online course:

Flexible study hours and self-paced learning

Affordable fees and recognized certification

Access to recorded lectures and expert faculty

Option to pursue internships or part-time jobs alongside

This course builds a strong foundation and also prepares students for higher studies like CA, CS, or MCom.

Grow Your Skills with an Online MCom Course

The online MCom course is a step ahead for students who already have a commerce background. It focuses on subjects like advanced accounting, business analytics, financial management, and corporate laws. It is ideal for students aiming for teaching, research, or high-level roles in the corporate sector.

Why students choose the online MCom course:

Learn advanced subjects in a structured format

Get trained by experienced faculty

Build skills needed for senior-level positions

Study from anywhere while managing other responsibilities

Students often use this course to prepare for government exams or to upgrade their career paths.

Choose What Works Best for You

Both the bcom online and the online mcom course help students reach their academic and professional goals. These programs offer flexibility, quality content, and the support needed to succeed.

Online learning is a great option for students who want control over their schedule and still gain a solid education. Pick the course that suits your career plans and take the next step confidently.

[thinkko]

Know the Benefits of Joining The Best CS Course

Bangalore, or the Silicon Valley of India, houses some of the best educational centres in the nation. With the growing demand for proficient CS experts, students actively seek quality CS course in Bangalore. ProTree Academy stands out as one of the best student options among the many institutes.

Why Study CS in Bangalore?

 The city's tech-friendly culture, abundant internship exposure, and high employability rates make it the ideal city to study CS.

Career opportunities for students in CS in Bangalore are highly promising, with top multinational firms, start-ups, and R&D organisations offering a fine career option. Students pursuing a CS course in Bangalore are introduced to cutting-edge technologies such as artificial intelligence, machine learning, cloud computing, and cybersecurity, thus becoming employable upon graduation.

ProTree Academy: Redefining Company  Secretary Education

You are on the correct page if you want the best CS course in Bangalore. You should be at ProTree Academy. It has become a top-class institute for its revised curriculum, industry-focused training, and hands-on training method. 

Here is why you must go for ProTree Academy first:

Industry-Specific Curriculum: ProTree Academy has an industry-specific curriculum prepared in consultation with industry professionals. Its curriculum is updated regularly to include technological advancements so students get the latest know-how and skills.

Practical Learning Process: ProTree Academy is different from the learning process of traditional institutions in the sense that the institution adopts a practical training process. The students are engaged in real-world projects, develop problem-solving skills, and gain experience. It enhances their learning process and enables them to learn better.

Expert Faculty: The organisation boasts experienced lecturers with a treasure trove of knowledge in each tech area. Their mentorship ensures the students are exposed to the finest guidance as they continue learning. The lecturers are committed to ensuring students develop theoretical and practical skills.

Placement Counseling: One of the key advantages students prefer about ProTree Academy for a CS course in Bangalore is that it offers the best placement counselling. The institute has built strong relationships with leading technological companies, and when students complete their courses, the institute assists them in getting suitable job offers. From resume-making to interview classes, the academy trains students to face the job market.

Flexible Learning Modes: Understanding the diverse needs of the students, ProTree Academy provides offline and online learning modes. It is thus easy for the students to merge studies with other responsibilities. Weekend batches are also provided by the academy, thus making it a favourite among professionals who want to learn skills.

State-of-the-Art Infrastructure: ProTree Academy has state-of-the-art labs, high-performance computing labs, and hands-on experience with top-class software tools, offering students the finest learning environment. The academy offers students a world-class education by providing access to the latest technology tools.

The best CS course in Bangalore is crucial for a successful career. With its industry-focused methodology, hands-on learning, and great placement assistance, ProTree Academy is one of the top institutes for future computer science professionals.

Start your journey with ProTree Academy today and take another step towards a successful professional life in the ever-evolving world of technology!

[artorphanage]

my journey into engineering is actually kinda unhinged

this is a trauma dump. i think. i think its trauma. well i certainly didnt enjoy a single bit of it

i might be slightly mentally disturbed from parts of it but im fixing that. its almost gone.

its not trauma. its only trauma in the tumblr sense. feel free to not believe any of this

right

so how it happened

i started in premed. did like 2 yrs

got brain damage. i was so scared i wouldnt remember shit, i started looking into a major that i didnt need to remember anything for

and then my school closed my major so i HAD to switch

and then my mentor since highschool chose the world over me so i went for the jugular with the pieces of my heart and walked away. i didnt have housing

and then i found housing. i ended up a stalker, and then with agirl who kept harassing me by diagnosing and trying to be a therapist ("your a narcissistic pedophile and thats ok. also youre nonbinary because women dont act like that"), and then all the asians got rounded up and locked up in a room because asians and black people are natural enemies (?????) so clearly the asians are stealing food from black students (dont ask me, i pretended to be egyptian and escaped). and then i lived with the woman who threatened to kill herself if i didnt move out and put bleach in my shampoo and recorded me showering. and then i finally finally finally lived with normal people. FINALLY

but this housing shit made me feel so violated, i just lived in the lab and i was so assmad about my mentor so then i helped literally every single student that ever needed help for CE and CS and i did this not only because i wanted them to be better than me, but also ego. i had like 5 mentees. i wanted to rub it in my own former mentors face that its so easy to be a mentor and not destroy your mentee. and then i destroyed a mentee by accident. and so to compensate i literally never went home after that and just slept in the lab and told people they could wake me up whenever

and then somehow because of this i graduated with highest honors and then blah blah blah + a few years now im here. and i have 2 more mentees. one of them is my brother. does it really count?

oh and also i guess random people live in my apartment sometimes because i accidentally offer places to anyone who says anything about a concerning housing situation.

tldr: 'commit to git or commit suicide'

and ig somewhere in there i attended 5 unis

all the bad stuff happened at the same one btw

i was homeless and i kept trying to sleep in engineering building but the janitor kept actively hunting me (hey FUCK you im a student you asshole)

ohhhhhh theres so much more.

i became a TA at some point and then lectured a class ? ????

and then I was a TA. and then a tutor ???

too many things happened

wait wait wait now that i think about it, what the fuck

i always told my highschool students "would you rather study or live real life" so true bestie so true. id rather study. thats why i didnt kill myself. engineering 4 life

oh shit yeah i got a policy changed in the applied maths department because someone tried to break my neck and kill me during one of the exams. hell yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i got a D on the exam but an A in the class. it was online exam and tbf i kinda challenged the guy after he broke in. i dont think he wanted to kill me initially. im just very fucking annoying. good thing the professor saw it live. he would not believe this shit if he didnt see it. i didnt even scar from it. booooo. and the bystanders grrrrrrrrr they didnt even help.

my friend got murdered.

and hey you know what?? i have hair!!! i have all my hair!!! my body is healthy and i act like a normal human being!! and i like engineering! and i live a quiet and peaceful life now and i do research. EAT SHIT

FUCK YOU

I WIN. i am the only winner. dude i made it out of the shithole on top

i cannot believe for the life of me this school is still ranked well. my brother goes to school in the ghetto and there's gang violence going on all the time. and they dont have this kind of shit going on amongst the student body. what the actual hell is wrong with people

[sldindore]

Subjects Needed to Become A CA in India

Becoming a Chartered Accountant makes you stand out. It requires a special set of skills, lots of hard work, and dedication—it's no walk in the park. This article covers the subjects you need to study in 2024 to become a Chartered Accountant in India!

Chartered Accountant in India:

If you are interested in knowing how to become a CA in India, it is a respected and well-paying career path. With a population of 1.3 billion, there are only 280,000 Chartered Accountants, indicating the exclusivity of this profession. The journey to becoming a CA is challenging and demands dedication, hard work, and talent. Starting early is crucial for achieving this prestigious designation in the shortest possible time.

Whether you come from a Commerce or Non-commerce background, you can pursue Chartered Accountancy after completing 12th grade. However, many students with a commerce background choose this career because they already have a foundational understanding of subjects like Accountancy.

This article will help you understand how the subjects you choose in 11th and 12th grade can play a crucial role in your pursuit of a Chartered Accountancy career in 2024. It offers insights into the preparatory steps for this challenging yet rewarding journey.

Subjects Required for Chartered Accountancy in India:

Explore the list of subjects required for pursuing Chartered Accountancy in India in 2024 here:

Commerce With or Without Maths:

Deciding whether to choose Commerce with or without Maths is a common dilemma for students who dream of becoming Chartered Accountants (CAs) in India. Some wonder if they need to study maths for CA and if it would be harder without a maths background. The truth is, anyone can pursue CA, regardless of their academic stream. However, students in the commerce stream often find it more suitable because of the alignment with their subjects, especially accounting.

Advantage in Accounting: Commerce students have an edge as their subjects match the content of the CA entrance test, giving them a strong foundation, especially in Accounting.

Maths in CA Foundation: For commerce students, having maths is like an added advantage, as it is a required subject in the CA Foundation exam. This makes the CA journey relatively smoother for commerce students.

Board Considerations: CBSE or ICSE board students, who usually include maths, are in a good position for CA. On the other hand, state board students have options in commerce, but those not choosing maths might need to put in a bit more effort during CA Foundation preparation.

So, although maths is not compulsory for everyone, having it, especially for commerce students, can make the CA journey more manageable. Board choices also matter, with certain boards naturally aligning better with the CA curriculum.

Science With Maths:

Students from the Science stream who have studied Maths in their 11th and 12th grades often choose the Chartered Accountancy (CA) course, bringing a unique perspective to this financial profession.

Advantage of Maths: The CA Foundation/CPT entrance test focuses a lot on Maths, giving a big advantage to Science students with a Maths background. They can handle Maths and Stats on their own, avoiding the difficulties faced by commerce students.

Self-Study in Maths and Stats: Science students, with a strong foundation in Maths, find it easier to tackle the quantitative aspects of the CA exam without relying too much on mentors or ICAI study materials.

Challenge in Law: Although Law is a challenge for every student, Science students feel more at home with subjects like Accounts and Economics.

Study Period for CA Foundation: Upon enrolling in the CA Foundation course, students get a generous 4-month study period. With proper guidance, this time is enough to grasp the remaining subjects.

Additionally, Science students with a Maths background use their math skills to excel in the CA entrance test, showing that the CA journey is not limited to commerce students. The 4-month study period provides a strategic window to master the diverse subjects of the CA Foundation course.

Science Without Maths:

Although it's not very common, some students from the Science stream who haven't studied Maths in their 11th and 12th grades choose to become Chartered Accountants (CA). This decision comes with its own set of challenges and successes.

Challenges in Accounts and Economics: Students from the Science stream without Maths may find it challenging to study subjects like Accounts and Economics, which are crucial in the CA curriculum.

Additional Struggle for Business Maths: Not having a background in maths adds an extra layer of difficulty, especially when dealing with subjects like Business Maths, Logical Reasoning, and Statistics in CA.

Despite the challenges, there are cases where Science students without Maths become successful Chartered Accountants, securing positions in esteemed companies with competitive packages. Success in this situation requires diligence and hard work, as students need to excel in all four subjects, compensating for the absence of a maths background.

Furthermore, while choosing to become a Chartered Accountant in India from the Science stream without Maths is less common and involves extra challenges, dedicated students have proven that success is possible through persistent effort and a strong work ethic.

4. Other subjects to become a Chartered Accountant in India:

While in college, students in the commerce stream often consider diverse fields like BCA, B.Com, and CA. Even after obtaining degrees like B.Com, some students opt for a career in CA, attracted by the opportunity to reinforce their accounting knowledge and enhance their self-confidence.

In CA classes during college, students come across subjects crucial for this field:

Mathematics

Accounting and Taxation

Financial Accounting

Banking and Finance

Insurance and Banking

Banking Management

Applied Economics

Business Economics

Insurance Management

Tax Procedure and Practice

Information Technology

Computer Application

Advanced Accountancy

Accounting and Finance

Information Technology and its Application in Business

These subjects help create a strong foundation of knowledge, setting the stage for a successful journey in the field of Chartered Accountancy in India. As you move forward in the Chartered Accountancy (CA) profession in India, the Accounting syllabus changes through three main stages: CA Foundation, CA Intermediate, and CA Final courses. 

Let's take a closer look at the CA syllabus at each level:

CA Foundation: CA Foundation is the initial phase toward becoming a Chartered Accountant. The examination for the CA Foundation course occurs biannually, in June and December, under the administration of the ICAI. To enroll in the CA Foundation, students need to successfully complete the 12th grade or an equivalent examination from a recognized board. Additionally, commerce stream students are required to achieve a minimum of 50% marks in their class.

CA Foundation Syllabus:

Principles and Practices of Accounting

Business Law, Business Correspondence, and Reporting

Business Mathematics, Logical Reasoning, and Statistics

Business Economics and Business and Commercial Knowledge

CA Intermediate: CA Intermediate is the next level in the Chartered Accountancy journey, comprising two groups, each containing four subjects. To be eligible for the CA Intermediate Exam, students must pass the CA Foundation Exam or hold a graduation degree.

CA Intermediate Syllabus:

Accounting

Corporate and Other Laws

CMA

Taxation

Advanced Accounting

Auditing and Assurance

Enterprise Information Systems & SM

FM Economics for Finance

CA Final: CA Final marks the concluding phase in the path to becoming a Chartered Accountant. To qualify for the CA Final level, students must successfully clear both groups of the CA Intermediate level and fulfill a minimum of 2.5 years of articleship training under a certified firm. The CA Final level comprises two groups, with each group containing four papers.

CA Final Syllabus:

FR

SFM

Advanced Auditing and Professional Ethics

Corporate Laws and Economic Laws

SCM and Performance Evaluation

Electives

DT Laws and International Taxation

Indirect Tax Laws

About Smart Learning Destination:

Smart Learning Destination is the top online place in India for getting ready for exams. We provide more than 2000 high-quality video courses and connect you with over 200 excellent professors. We cover various exams like CA| CS| CMA| ACCA| CFA| FRM. You can watch classes online or get them on pen drives and google drive giving you the freedom to study at your own pace, whenever and wherever you want.

Benefits: 

👉Lowest Price 👉Instant Delivery 👉 Instant Support 👉 Our Professionals Provide Proper Counseling as & when students needed.

✅Your Dream Depends On Your Decision, Decide Now...🤔

👉For more information 🤙Call us Now at 8448072073 /8871374677

👉👉Visit -smartlearningdestination.com

[visioncommerce-patna]

How To Choose The Best Commerce Coaching In Patna

Choosing the best commerce coaching in Patna is an important decision for students aiming to excel in their studies. With so many options available, it can be challenging to select the right one. Commerce is a vast field that includes subjects like Accountancy, Business Studies, Economics, and Mathematics. Having the right guidance can make a significant difference in understanding these subjects and scoring well in exams.

1. Understand Your Requirements

Before you start searching for the best commerce coaching in Patna, it is essential to understand your academic needs. Are you preparing for Class 11th or 12th board exams? Are you aiming for competitive exams like CA, CS, or CMA? Knowing your goals will help you narrow down the choices.

2. Check the Reputation and Reviews

A well-reputed commerce coaching in Patna is more likely to provide quality education. Look for coaching centers with positive reviews and testimonials from students. You can check online platforms, Google reviews, and social media for feedback. Recommendations from friends, seniors, or teachers can also be valuable.

3. Qualified and Experienced Faculty

Faculty plays a crucial role in the learning process. The best commerce coaching in Patna will have experienced teachers with subject expertise. Check their qualifications and teaching experience. Faculty members who have a practical understanding of the subject can provide insights beyond textbooks.

4. Course Structure and Study Material

A good coaching institute will offer a well-structured course with comprehensive study materials. Ensure that the study material covers the entire syllabus in a simplified manner. Some coaching centers also provide additional resources like mock tests, previous years' question papers, and sample papers.

5. Batch Size and Individual Attention

The batch size at a coaching center can influence the learning experience. Smaller batches often mean more individual attention, allowing students to ask questions and clarify doubts. The best commerce coaching in Patna will maintain an optimal teacher-to-student ratio.

6. Infrastructure and Facilities

A comfortable and well-equipped learning environment is essential. Visit the coaching institute to check the classrooms, seating arrangements, lighting, and ventilation. Some institutes also offer online classes, recorded lectures, and digital resources, making learning more accessible.

7. Success Rate and Past Results

The success rate of a coaching institute is a reflection of its teaching quality. Inquire about the previous years' results and the number of students who achieved excellent scores or cleared competitive exams. The best commerce coaching in Patna will be transparent about its success stories.

8. Fee Structure and Payment Options

While choosing commerce coaching in Patna, consider your budget. Different institutes have varying fee structures based on the course duration and facilities provided. Some institutes offer scholarships or discounts for deserving students. Compare the fees of different institutes and ensure it is reasonable for the services provided.

9. Demo Classes and Trial Period

Many coaching institutes offer demo classes or a trial period to help students experience their teaching methodology. Attend these classes to evaluate the teaching style, faculty engagement, and overall atmosphere. This will help you make an informed decision.

10. Location and Accessibility

Choosing a coaching center that is easily accessible from your home can save time and energy. Patna has several reputed commerce coaching centers located in different areas. Opt for one that is convenient to reach by public transport or personal vehicle.

11. Extra Support and Mentorship

Apart from regular classes, the best commerce coaching in Patna offers mentorship and counseling sessions. Personalized guidance can help students stay motivated and overcome academic challenges. Support in terms of doubt-solving sessions, revision classes, and performance tracking is also beneficial.

Conclusion: SWOT Commerce

When it comes to choosing the best commerce coaching in Patna, SWOT Commerce stands out as a reliable and student-friendly choice. Known for its experienced faculty, well-structured courses, and excellent success rate, SWOT Commerce provides a conducive learning environment. Whether you are preparing for board exams or competitive courses, SWOT Commerce offers personalized guidance and comprehensive support. By considering your goals and evaluating coaching options carefully, you can make the best decision for your academic future.

Start your journey towards academic success by selecting the best commerce coaching in Patna that suits your needs.

[ms-demeanor]

(remaking the post because you can't edit polls and i gave the wrong options)

Alright I'm registering for classes and someone needs to talk me out of doing stupid shit but I'm unsure of what shit is stupidest.

Winter term:

I just finished an 8-week photo class that ended up being a huge investment in time just to go and shoot. However that was introductory photography and there is a 6-week intermediate photography class over winter term. I am signed up for photography. (Elective option for AA in Visual Arts)

There is also a 6-week introductory python course over winter term that I am signed up for and will be taking. I'm solid on that one, as long as I pass my C# class this term I'm going to be taking Python for 6 weeks at the beginning of the year.

Spring term:

College Chemistry Saturday class. 7am to 12pm for sixteen weeks. Lab and lecture; this school doesn't offer any chem classes that are after standard 9-5 hours during the regular week or that can be taken even partially online. Pretty sure I'm going to be stuck with this one and am configuring the rest of my schedule around being *less* miserable because of this class.

Survey of Western Art - Online, seems like a gimme. Does have a textbook but not one that I'm going to pay for. (Required for AA in Visual Arts)

2-Dimensional Design - Online, seems fun and like a gimme, Free/No textbook. (Required for AA in Visual Arts)

Object-Oriented Programming - Online, seems difficult, expensive textbook. Will probably be very necessary if I end up going down a more CS/tech path. Probably going to force myself to take this class.

Java Programming - Online, seems not unapproachable, expensive textbook. I don't particularly wanna but my school offers really limited options for computer science and I want to get what I can out of it before I go somewhere else.

Rationale for these weird combinations:

I'm applying as a nursing student at three schools and a biochem student at one of those schools (nutrition programs are apparently only for first-time students; 2nd Bachelor's applications are a lot more limited. I could apply to major in Francophone Studies at one of the schools though). Supposing I get accepted, these classes certainly won't hurt my status at any school that accepts me and the chemistry class is going to be really really necessary. This is the "i give a fuck about nutrition science and also directly helping people" path and if I go this way I'm interested in NP programs down the line. LOTS more school of the serious "I can't work and do this kind of school at the same time" variety.

If I *don't* get accepted to the programs I'm applying to, I'm going to go to a different community college and start working on a couple of AS degrees in computer junk (network admin and security management, computer and networking technology) and get some computer junk certs. I don't think I want/need a BS in compute science, this is the "practical" route of "I could finish this stuff pretty easily and continue working in a field where I have a lot of connections and familiarity with the industry but I am indifferent about a lot of it (pretty passionate about security and accessibility tho). Also allows me to keep working while I just churn school in the background, and all of the computer classes are transferable between the two schools.

Art classes: I think having multiple degrees is funney. I am currently 5 classes away from an AA in visual arts, at the end of this term I will be 4 classes away; if I take all the classes here and can take an elective over the summer I'll have a degree in visual arts. (There is a reasonable possibility that I'll continue taking bullshit classes behind the scenes to get silly degrees regardless of what happens otherwise)

Pretty sure the sensible thing is to drop *at least* photography and survey of western art and also possibly Java and 2D design. I'm somewhat concerned that if my spring term is just Saturday chem and object oriented programming I will start biting things.

So:

[nagardaksh024]

CSEET Online Classes – The Best Path to Success

Introduction

Are you dreaming of becoming a Company Secretary? The first step in this journey is clearing the Company Secretary Executive Entrance Test (CSEET). It’s a crucial exam that tests your business communication, legal aptitude, logical reasoning, and economic awareness. However, preparing for CSEET can be challenging without proper guidance. That’s where CSEET Online Classes from Unique Academy for Commerce come in.

With online classes, you get structured learning, expert mentorship, and flexibility to study at your own pace. But why should you choose online classes over traditional ones? Let’s explore!

Why Choose CSEET Online Classes?

1. Flexibility and Convenience

With online classes, you can study anytime, anywhere! Whether you’re a student or a working professional, you don’t have to worry about traveling long distances to attend lectures.

2. Cost-Effectiveness

Traditional offline coaching can be expensive due to classroom infrastructure, travel expenses, and study materials. Online classes save you money while offering the same level of expertise.

3. Expert Faculty at Your Fingertips

One of the best perks of online learning is that you get access to top-notch faculty from anywhere. You no longer have to limit yourself to the teachers available in your city.

Unique Academy for Commerce: The Best Choice for CSEET Classes

When it comes to CSEET Classes in Pune, Unique Academy for Commerce is the leading institute. With a strong track record of successful students, the academy provides unmatched coaching for CSEET aspirants.

Why Choose Unique Academy for Commerce?

Highly experienced faculty members

Well-structured syllabus

Personalized doubt-clearing sessions

Regular mock tests for performance evaluation

Key Features of CSEET Online Classes

1. Live Interactive Sessions

Learn in real-time with expert faculty, ask questions, and get instant solutions.

2. Recorded Lectures for Revision

Missed a class? No worries! You get access to recorded lectures so you can revisit important topics.

3. Study Materials and Mock Tests

Comprehensive study materials and multiple mock tests help you prepare thoroughly.

4. One-on-One Mentorship

Personalized guidance ensures that every student’s doubts are cleared efficiently.

Advantages of Taking CSEET Classes in Pune

If you’re based in Pune, opting for CSEET Classes in Pune gives you access to:

Local study groups for peer learning

Direct mentorship from Pune’s best teachers

A structured learning environment

How to Enroll in CSEET Online Classes?

Visit the Unique Academy for Commerce website.

Choose the CSEET course and register.

Complete the payment process.

Start attending classes immediately!

Tips to Excel in CSEET Examination

Time Management – Plan a study schedule and stick to it.

Smart Study Techniques – Use mnemonics and mind maps to retain concepts.

Mock Tests – Attempt as many mock tests as possible to build confidence.

Success Stories from Unique Academy for Commerce

Many students have cleared CSEET with top scores after enrolling in Unique Academy for Commerce. Their structured approach and expert mentorship have made a significant impact on students’ success.

Common Challenges Faced by CSEET Aspirants

Exam Anxiety – Practice meditation and mock exams.

Balancing Studies with Work/College – Create a realistic timetable.

Handling Difficult Sections – Seek expert guidance when needed.

Future Scope After CSEET Certification

Clearing CSEET is just the beginning! After passing, you can:

Move on to the CS Executive Program.

Gain internships at reputed firms.

Work towards becoming a Company Secretary.

Conclusion

CSEET Online Classes are the most efficient way to prepare for your exam. They provide flexibility, expert guidance, and cost-effectiveness. If you’re serious about clearing CSEET, Unique Academy for Commerce is your best bet! Enroll today and take the first step toward a bright future.

[roxtrdigital]

What are the career options after B.com?

Banking and Financial Analytics Investment Banking Financial Markets BSE Institute offers specialized courses that can enhance your career prospects, particularly in finance. These include programs in: BSE Institute Courses: MBA (Master of Business Administration): A popular option for management roles. M.Com (Master of Commerce): For advanced knowledge in commerce. CFA (Chartered Financial Analyst): A globally recognized certification in finance. **CMA (Certified Management Accountant): Focuses on accounting and financial management. ACCA (Association of Chartered Certified Accountants) Certified Public Accountant (CPA) Further Studies & Certifications: Auditor: Inspect financial accounts for accuracy and compliance. (Salary: Rs 4 lakh – Rs 10 lakh per annum) Strategic Planner: Develop business plans and ensure goals are met. (Salary: Rs 4 lakh - Rs 24.7 lakh per annum) Business Development Executive: Identify and create new business opportunities. Supply Chain Analyst: Manage and optimize the flow of goods and services. Data Analyst: Analyze data to provide insights for business decisions. Retail Store Manager: Oversee the operations of a retail store. Teaching: Become a lecturer or professor in commerce. Other Options: Marketing Manager: Develop and oversee marketing campaigns. Market Research Analyst: Study consumer preferences and market trends. Sales Manager: Meet sales targets and develop sales strategies. Digital Marketer: Promote brands and products online. (Salary: Rs 1.6 lakh – Rs 9.6 lakh per annum) Marketing & Sales: Investment Banker: Help companies raise capital, manage mergers, and navigate financial markets. Financial Analyst: Analyzing investments, cash flow, and debt. (Salary: ₹2 lakh – ₹12.3 lakh per annum) Wealth Management Analyst: Manage finances for individuals. (Salary: ₹3.5 lakh - ₹7 lakh per annum) Stock Broker/Trader: (BSE Institute's BMS in Capital Markets can be a good foundation) Finance-Specific Roles (Considering BSE Institute): Accountant: Manage financial records, ensure compliance, and provide tax guidance. (Salary: ₹2.5-4 LPA for freshers) Financial Analyst: Evaluate financial data to guide business decisions. (Salary: ₹3.5-5 LPA for freshers) Tax Consultant: Advise individuals and companies on tax payments. (Salary: ₹3-4.5 LPA for freshers) Banking Jobs: Roles in retail or investment banking, including relationship managers, credit analysts, and loan officers. (Salary: ₹3-4 LPA for freshers) Chartered Accountant (CA): Work in auditing, taxation, and financial consultancy. (Salary can vary widely with experience) Company Secretary (CS): Handle legal and compliance matters for companies.

[edugyanorg]

Get CA Inter GST, CA Final and CMA Final IDT regular and fastrack courses by CA Riddhi Bagmar on Edugyan