#cuban coffee

[ojosespanola]

¡Buen dia Tumblr! It's a Cuban coffee kind of morning! How will you be taking your coffee this morning?

[dnightshade0]

Voltron: the proper drinking age for Cuban coffee…

Lance and his wife Elena is sitting on the couch, watching tv. Their son Leandro is running around the room, playing with a toy voltron blue lion.

The boy suddenly notices lance taking a sip from a very small glass and walks up to him.

Leandro: hay dad! What are you drinking?

Lance pauses and looks down at his son.

Lance: oh this? This is Cuban coffee.

Leandro: can I have some?

Lance: sure.

But before he holds out the glass, Elena stops him.

Elena: NO! Do not give him any Cuban coffee!

Lance: why not?

Elena: he’s too young for that.

Leandro: when can I have Cuban coffee?

Elena: when your 18 years old.

Lance: 18?! I was aloud to drink Cuban coffee when I was 11.

Then Elena turns to lance, looks him dead in the eye.

Elena: lance. If he drinks Cuban coffee, he is going to be WIRED. He’ll be bouncing off the walls, jumping on the furniture and running all over the house. He will be going for HOURS. Which means when it’s time to go to bed, he will NOT SLEEP. Which means if he is not sleeping, WE will not be able to “go to sleep” if you catch my drift!

Lance takes a moment to think about the meaning behind those words. Gears turning in his head and finally it clicks.

Lance: oooooooh… yeah sorry son, your moms right, no Cuban coffee till your 18.

Leandro: awwww D:>

Elena: that’s my final word on the matter, now go play.

Leandro runs off to play with his toy voltron lion. When he leaves, lance turns to Elena.

Lance: ok, when you said “go to sleep” you meant sex right?

Elena leans over and gives lance a kiss on the cheek. Wearing a mischivious grin.

Elena: so glad you caught on to that! ^_^

[vickylove]

[backin2007]

Morning 😊

👒🌻🍳🌅

[itswhatever-relatable-random]

Cuban Expresso...🤣🤣🤣

[zekethefreak]

Cruising Into September and Book Fairs

I’ve been back from my cruise for more than two weeks now. My wife and I had a great time. The Norwegian Joy took south and to the Caribbean. One day in Port Canaveral. Two days in Nassau, Bahamas. One day in Stirrup Cay, Bahamas. One day in Miami. And five days at sea. GLOW Party on the Norwegian Joy! Hibachi dining on ship at Teppanaki. While in Port Canaveral, we visited the Kennedy Space…

[travellingfoodie]

Traditional Cuban Coffee! I've never seen this way of making coffee!

[mylove-thresher]

whiteboard pissed me off so many times but i forgive it. sigh.

anyway heres cuban harry tony mike (hatsune miku) bc cultural mikus are swagger !!111

tbh im starting to appreciate colour a lot more now that ive done some digital art

the shi going on inside my brain when i see cool colours is very kewl :3

[secosmolhadoseafins]

[tvslashers]

just had my first cup of coffee since like last Sunday i feel like i could start a Fortune 500 company rn

[ojosespanola]

Happy Saturday from Miami! My fave coffee in south beach serves an amazing cortado! Perfect start to the day!

[deerest-tr]

Excuse me waiter, there’s a cubana in my coffee ☕️ .

A drawing from last year that I didn’t post.

[qprstobin]

got distracted from finishing the first draft of ch 2 of the stomarol fic by doing a bunch of historical research again dfgdfigjhsd. I really need to chill out but also at this point I might just need a sensitivity reader for ch 3 just because I am driving myself up a wall going back and forth about this being fine and nervousness

[theodore-the-dentist]

[rhysnolastname]

It is Tu BeShvat but we all forgot because rabbi isn’t here 😭

[cuban-being]

This was a very close friend of mine who just passed away a little over a week ago. I'd just talked to him last month too. Even though the article makes him out to be a little gruff, John was a sweet guy with the biggest heart. He was instrumental in my life, not just as a close friend, but with my band. We knew each other since the 80s. He died in his sleep. Probably the best way to go.

If you like the Mavericks, John was the one who helped Raul and Paul (the drummer) find a guitar player and a bass player. He even gave them their name. Aside from managing them in the early days he hooked them up with another mutual friend, Richard who put out the first Mavericks CD on his independent label Y&T records. That eventually led to the Mavericks getting a deal with MCA records and the rest is history.