#Cuban coffee

[rancidslime]

The weird conservative hatred of espresso as a symbol of Liberal Decadence is so fucking obviously stupid to me particularly as a Cuban-American, because these people are making their shitty drip coffee in wildly expensive Keurigs or doing Chemex pourovers while holding up their agua sucia as a symbol of the honest working class. Meanwhile a moka pot costs five dollars in my hometown, and a brick of cafe bustelo is like four when it's not on sale.

I just think it's such an incredibly effective example of conservative theater and hypocrisy in microcosm. This coffee is bad, because it Has a Taste and Is Foreign. You're having yours with milk? How pretentious and utterly unlike the way I have mine (with milk). All the while the cost differential is fucking insane.

[ojosespanola]

Happy Sunday tumblr! It's a Cuban coffee kind of day in Miami Beach! ☕️

[itswhatever-relatable-random]

Cuban Expresso...🤣🤣🤣

[dnightshade0]

Voltron: the proper drinking age for Cuban coffee…

Lance and his wife Elena is sitting on the couch, watching tv. Their son Leandro is running around the room, playing with a toy voltron blue lion.

The boy suddenly notices lance taking a sip from a very small glass and walks up to him.

Leandro: hay dad! What are you drinking?

Lance pauses and looks down at his son.

Lance: oh this? This is Cuban coffee.

Leandro: can I have some?

Lance: sure.

But before he holds out the glass, Elena stops him.

Elena: NO! Do not give him any Cuban coffee!

Lance: why not?

Elena: he’s too young for that.

Leandro: when can I have Cuban coffee?

Elena: when your 18 years old.

Lance: 18?! I was aloud to drink Cuban coffee when I was 11.

Then Elena turns to lance, looks him dead in the eye.

Elena: lance. If he drinks Cuban coffee, he is going to be WIRED. He’ll be bouncing off the walls, jumping on the furniture and running all over the house. He will be going for HOURS. Which means when it’s time to go to bed, he will NOT SLEEP. Which means if he is not sleeping, WE will not be able to “go to sleep” if you catch my drift!

Lance takes a moment to think about the meaning behind those words. Gears turning in his head and finally it clicks.

Lance: oooooooh… yeah sorry son, your moms right, no Cuban coffee till your 18.

Leandro: awwww D:>

Elena: that’s my final word on the matter, now go play.

Leandro runs off to play with his toy voltron lion. When he leaves, lance turns to Elena.

Lance: ok, when you said “go to sleep” you meant sex right?

Elena leans over and gives lance a kiss on the cheek. Wearing a mischivious grin.

Elena: so glad you caught on to that! ^_^

[allcoffeeusa]

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[johnnyloueydelightsus]

Best Cuban Coffee in Key West: A Review

Courtesy of https://cubancoffeequeen.com/ My review: https://maps.app.goo.gl/58Gsufmq94qH4k85A—this review was from the :Cuban Coffee Queen in Clinton SquareThe Shops at Mallory Square Market291 Front Street #6Key West, FL 33040 These are there other locations (not reviewed):Cuban Coffee Queen — Downtown(Southard and Duval)5 Key Lime SquareKey West, FL 33040 Cuban Coffee Queen — Waterfront284…

[zekethefreak]

Cruising Into September and Book Fairs

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[mylove-thresher]

whiteboard pissed me off so many times but i forgive it. sigh.

anyway heres cuban harry tony mike (hatsune miku) bc cultural mikus are swagger !!111

tbh im starting to appreciate colour a lot more now that ive done some digital art

the shi going on inside my brain when i see cool colours is very kewl :3

[ojosespanola]

¡Buen dia Tumblr! It's a Cuban coffee kind of morning! How will you be taking your coffee this morning?

[theodore-the-dentist]

[allcoffeeusa]

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[secosmolhadoseafins]

[nialls-harmonica]

Just had what was quite possibly the best breakfast sandwich and coffee of my life at the airport

[buriedwithoutceremony]

How do you make your lil Cuban coffee thingy thing <3 also i

I'm Colombian so I have the right to call ALL coffee un cafecito

I use either moka pot or a standard coffee machine and add just oat milk, no sweeteners~

[kay9leo]

#MCtober2024 - Week 3 Amortentia Potion pt 1

Based on @lamieboo's #MCtober2024 event (click on #MCtober for more info).

Amortentia Potion To Sebastian, Iñaki smells like the following:

1: Freshly Brewed Coffee/ Hot Chocolate

Iñaki is known to drink some coffee -or as she likes to say it- café con leche in the morning. Not so much because of her American culture and using it to wake her up like her British peers like to assume, but more so because of her Latino upbringing. Her Latino-ness shows more when she is drinking coffee at night with a small roll of bread and cheese to eat. No one knows how she can sleep at night after drinking coffee in the evening. Sebastian is rather shock to hear she's been drinking coffee since she was a toddler. If Iñaki isn't drinking café con leche, she is mostly likely enjoying a cold Scottish morning or evening with chocolate caliente - not the American style of coco powder and hot milk, but from a chocolate tablet she brought from her parents' homeland and hot water.

When she is drink either café con leche or chocolate caliente it's one of the few times Sebastian catches Iñaki being still, content and happy at Hogwarts. The hot beverages' scents is something that makes Sebastian think of her. 2. Mellowsweet

If no one has what is the canon smell of mellowsweet, I would like to imagine it smells like a sweet citrus mint with a dash of chamomile...like a chamomile mojito. Iñaki is always up doing Merlin trials and sometimes drags Sebastian with her, so she always carries mellowsweet around with her. It's one of the smells Sebastian always associates Iñaki with since she always has it on her. Iñaki sometimes likes to chew on it for the minty citrus taste it leaves in her mouth so after the two do have their first kiss at some point in the future, all Sebastian could taste is mellowsweet.

3. The Beach/Sea Air

Iñaki misses home, especially the beaches she went to on Long Island. Often Sebastian would find her hanging out in the beach portion of the vivarium in the Room of Requirements and would sit next to her, just listening to the waves. Or she would ask Sebastian if he wanted to go to the coastal beach in Scotland, despite how cold it can get. The beach always makes her feel like at home and it's where she would spill whatever is bothering her or her life secrets to him without any pushing. There's just something about the beach that relaxes her. It's also where she is the most happiest whenever she feels down. Sometimes the two would just sit in the vivarium beach, listening to the waves splash, the seagulls flying and wheeling as they watch the sunset (this is one memory both would later use for their patronus - moreso Sebastian than Iñaki). The one constant all beaches have is the salty tangy air that reminds Sebastian of Iñaki

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