#cuccumbers

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[ricricswert]

(via "Vegan AF Cute Cucumber" Classic T-Shirt for Sale by ricricswert)

Vegan As F*ck

[adragonthatwrites]

Bounced this idea around a little while back in Discord and now I'm throwing it all of you for fun

Shang Qinghua making a checklist of all the best titties in the world and being determined to somehow put his face in middle of each of them before he dies.

The twist is there are no women on this list. In fact in includes, not necessarily in order of worst to best; Yue Qinyuan Luo Binghe Shen Qingqiu (For ascetic appearance, as apposed to shape and size like most others on the list) Tianlang Jun Village Leader from Wife Plot #165 Wei Qingwei

And of course, Mobei Jun.

Mobei Jun is intended to be the very last one Shang Qinghua checks off, as he intends to wait until the moment Mobei Jun is supposed to kill him, and then because he's going to die anyway just throw himself into Mobei Jun's arms and motorboat him before he's killed.

Until that day though he's got to make his way through the rest of the list!

Wei Qingwei is by far the easiest of the lot. Shang Qinghua simply walks up to him one day and says "Can I have a favor?" and when Wei Qingwei agrees just lets his face fall right into those pecs. He chills for a second, before getting back up and giving WQW a thumbs up on his way out. Wei Qingwei, for his part, puts up no protests and just waves at him as he leaves, unperturbed.

Shen Qingqiu is a more interesting addition... Shang Qinghua manages to get him crossed off the list twice-over by getting both Shen Jiu, and later Shen Yuan after his transmigrates. Shen Qingqiu(Yuan) is easy; Shang Qinghua simply starts crying when he berates him and dramatically throws himself into his cuccumber-bro's arms and makes sure his face lands on the chest. Shen Qingqiu(Jiu) on the other hand... I imagine he only managed to get that one through a moment of extreme lucky chance.

[dailysabinasmuts]

Jaime looks more than a little excited when pulls out the cuccumber, she's always wanted to stuff your butt! Her face is alight as she slowly feeds the vegitable into your ass, oh wow look how hard you are! Jaime giggles as she pounds your guts, cum whenever you want to baby! 😍

[taylormarieee]

A box of condoms, lube, and a cuccumber

lmaooo IDKK!!

Your too silly aaliyah

[leofwines]

i want blue feigning death beetles so i gan give apple slices and cuccumber

[arorea]

me being a picky vegetarian is probably the worst possible combo, but once I found out I can make spinach salads with just a massive bowl of spinach drowned in chipotle ranch with croutons, onions, tomatoes, cuccumber and avocado on top its been exponentially easier lmao

i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

[oranberryorion]

oh my arc i was trying to ccut cuccumbers and i accidentally turned ont he garbage disposal tryying to ge tthe light and col hhit me wirh the standing in the doorway saying ntobinng. it IS aas scary as people make iit out to be

[sars-cov-2-19]

My cucumber patch and the other garden. Already doing better than last year since it’s not down pouring rain every single day this year.

[jitteryjive]

a lovely night 💫

WANTED TO DO A NICE TULIUS PIECE!!!! if you ignore everything that occurs after the lovely night scene la la land totally has their energy…. hence why i linked my favorite scene :3

[justdrawtheworld]

Ninnia has the sense of humor of a little girl and an old lady at the same time, she can laugh at a cat jumping because it saw a cuccumber or to the most old, criptid and niche joke you’ve ever heard

What is your OC's sense of humor like?

[rockman-x]

fun fact pepino is cucumber in portuguese

[thecrazytiki]

You definitely can't say no when your child wants to eat a cucumber... Whole. #healthychoices #cuccumber #eatright #cheekygirl (at Kitchener, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZU13wPF_pu/?utm_medium=tumblr

[whoreticulturals]

Theres flowers on my cucumber and squash plants!! I'm so excited, I've never grown these before

[boogiestop]

#gazpacho inspired by #andalucia i am ready for a week of delicious lunches! made with: #heimloomtomatoes #tomatillos #anaheimpeppers #cuccumbers #garlic #applecidervinegar #oliveoil #Kitchen1214 #sundaysareforcooking #lifeisdelicious #gratefulcook (at Charleston, Illinois)

[lostinalibro]

Hey there cucumber. ;) #cuccumbers #plantlife #greenthumb https://www.instagram.com/p/BtYY9NEBjS9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1u65ly7k7hvan