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solastia · 6 years ago

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The Dragon’s Lair | 5

Pairing: Dragon Hybrid Namjoon x Reader

Word Count: 2,872

A/N: The smut is here! It’s a little short, since it’s been crazy at work, but I wanted to give you guys something. It’s also pretty vanilla since it’s Dragon Joonie’s first time, but boy will learn some things eventually. The spoiler for the next chapter is: We meet a new hybrid that likes riddles ;)

One of the most charming features of aging homes is their ability to fall apart during the least convenient times. Like how the power has currently gone out in the middle of a snowstorm and you can’t get a hold of anyone to come out and fix it because it’s too late in the evening.

You sigh as the air in the big house begins to take on a sharp bite, rubbing your arms as you assess your stack of wood next to the already blazing fireplace. This should be enough to get you through the evening and maybe into the next afternoon. You’d already braved the storm to take all of the food to the barn where there was an extra fridge and freezer set up to a small generator, since this wasn’t exactly the first time this had happened. You’d have to pull the couch closer and sleep on it tonight if you wanted to stay warm - no way would a single fireplace be able to heat all the way to your bedroom. And you weren’t really sure how comfortable he’d be with his long ass legs, but if you could talk Namjoon into sleeping on the couch with you then you’d have the added bonus of the Dragon’s natural heat to help keep you warm too.

As if you summoned him with your thoughts alone, Namjoon finally leaves his studio for the first time in several hours. He had been using the last bit of daylight to write in this huge notebook that he’d been toting around for a while (He still refuses to let you look, but he blushes so cutely whenever you ask that you let him get away with it). He looked unfairly comfortable wearing nothing but basketball shorts and a tank top, while you had thrown on a sweater and hoodie, sweats, thermals and three pairs of socks. He comes up and wraps his arms around your waist, humming into your hair as you turn back to the fireplace.

“Still not able to get a hold of anyone?”

“Nope,” you scoff. “Soonest anyone can be here is 2pm tomorrow.”

“Mmm,” he hummed, “l guess we no choice but to turn in early tonight since there’s not much we can do without power or the ability to go outside.”

“Yeah. Any chance you wanna sleep out on the couch with me?”

“As if I can get any sleep with you off in another room,” he scoffs as he walks over to the couch. “It’ll be tight, but we can handle it.”

He pulls the couch closer to the fire and you whisper a silent apology to the old wooden flooring that was surely getting scratched underneath.

“There,” he grunts, patting the cushions with a self-satisfied grin. “We can get cozy and I’ll read to you until we’re tired enough to go to sleep.”

Namjoon splays himself across the couch, laying against the left armrest with a few pillows before he opens his arms. You smile and crawl in between his legs, using his chest as a pillow as you lay back and pull the couch blanket over the both of you. He reaches back and grabs the book he’d been reading the past couple of days and opens it to where he left off, clearing his throat before he starts reading. You don’t really listen to the words since he’s starting in the middle and you have no idea what happened before, but his deep voice and the rumbling in his chest vibrating against your back is comforting.

From your place, you can look right out of the front room window and observe the wild storm. The howling wind is strong and shaking at your windows, but thankfully those at least are holding up.

Namjoon pauses his reading for a moment to drink some water and you take the chance to mention something that had been bothering you.

“I hope Mark doesn’t get sick again in this weather. This is so bad.”

Namjoon rubs your arm comfortingly. “He’ll be fine. He’s got the eyes of a wizard on him at all times now. While hyung may not be able to stop the natural course of nature enough to make the storms cease - that I know of at least - he can certainly handle keeping a whelp warm. Not to mention, you made Mark promise to call you if anything happened again.”

You had made him promise that - and he’d followed it almost too well. Since he’d recovered enough to get out of bed he often snatched Heechul’s phone and called you at least three times a day, sometimes over something as small as finding a butterfly. The strange thing was, you didn’t seem to mind. If anything, you found them reassuring since you’ve begun to worry about Mark nearly constantly. Realistically, you knew that Heechul was doing an amazing job keeping an eye on him as well as the other hybrids that had suffered under the eye of that horrible staff woman, but you worried anyway.

Every time you made a meal, you hoped Mark was getting plenty of his own food too since he still had that slight gaunt look to him. You worried about him getting enough sleep, enough vitamins, if he was staying under his UV bulbs enough, if anyone had hugged him today. It was getting ridiculous. Why were you worrying so much about a child that wasn’t even yours?

You sigh and burrow closer into the heated body behind you. Namjoon tried to act cool about it, but you knew he was just as attached to Mark. You’d even caught him calling Mark and lecturing him when the boy hadn’t gotten around to making his daily calls yet.

If only he lived here you wouldn’t have to...

And the solution to your worries was so obvious you wanted to punch yourself in the face. Why couldn’t he live here? You had the room, he was one of the adoptable hybrids, the both of you already treated him like he was yours. You already had tons of rooms that you’d just have to fix up to make livable for the reptile hybrid. And you had no doubt Mark would be happy with the idea.

Content with that settled in your mind, you finally focus on Namjoon’s voice again, a secret smile gracing your face as the Dragon’s deep rumbles and warmth soothed you.

“You falling asleep, baby?” he whispered into your ear after a few moments.

“No, just comfy.”

“Mmm, yeah this is really nice.”

You heard a soft thunk as he set the book back on the table behind him then he slid his arms under the blanket to wrap around you, lacing his hands with yours. You could feel the warms puffs of breath against your neck as he nuzzled against you like a damn cat.

“Doing okay back there?” you ask with amusement.

He hums, “Yeah. You smell good.”

As if he’d flipped a switch, you begin to notice exactly where his mind is going as he somehow pulls you even closer and begins trailing gentle kisses on your neck. Not to mention the suddenly hard and heavily twitching thing that was poking into your lower back.

“So what’s doing it for ya? The cat hoodie or the sweats with the oil stain on them?”

He snickers lowly and presses a kiss against the side of your head.

“Just you. You just smell so good and I love holding you like this. I was just thinking about how much I love you and how I wanted to be even closer to you. And...uh...well, that’s the only thing we haven't done yet.”

You turn a little to study his face.

“And you think you’re ready right now?”

“Yeah. Always ready,” he chuckles with a self-deprecatory tone. “Just wanted to wait for the right moment, and I guess this is as good as it’s going to get. Cuddling on the couch with only firelight piercing the darkness. Your scent tickling my nose, teasing me.”

Your breath hitches as Namjoon purposely lowers his voice, the deep tones of his words teasing as he presses soft kisses behind your ear.

“Sit up for me, baby.”

He helps you sit up on the edge of the couch then slides onto the floor, peeking up at you with a slight blush as he settles between your legs.

“May I?” he asks softly as he pets your thighs.

The sight of Namjoon on his knees like that makes you quiver with anticipation.

“Yeah,” you tell him breathlessly, scooting up a little to help him as he begins to pull your sweats and thermals off, throwing them behind him (thankfully nowhere near the fireplace. You checked. It was still Namjoon after all).

“Cute,” he mumbles, playing with the lace on your admittedly not very sexy strawberry panties. He softly caresses the outside of the fabric, making you whimper.

He nuzzles the inside of your thigh and presses a soft kiss to it, looking up at you with wide eyes that would look almost innocent if it weren’t for the slight smirk he was sporting. He pulls the fabric of your panties to the side, taking a moment to just inspect it, embarrassingly enough. You had to remind yourself this was technically his first time so naturally he’d be curious.

Without warning, he leans forward and licks through your folds and suckles your clit hard like a pro.

“Oh, Namjoon.”

He hums, his tongue working furiously against you like a man starved. He pauses and moves a thumb to your clit, rubbing at a medium pace as he holds a couple of fingers to your lips.

“Get them wet for me, baby?”

You open your mouth and he slides them in, watching avidly as your tongue darts out to wet the digits. You circle his fingers with a teasing grin, biting the tips softly. He growls and the sound goes straight to your core.

He slides his fingers out of your mouth and slowly pushes them into you, meeting little resistance. You could hear him pumping them in and out, slick with your juices. He moans and leans over to tongue at you again, flicking against your clit. You whine and buck against his mouth, thinking that of course he was a fucking natural at this. And those big beautiful lips felt so good against you.

“So good. You taste so fucking good,” he groans, voice already sounding wrecked. And you swore he was trying to sneakily hump the couch, which only made it hotter. He was so excited just from eating you out.

Suddenly he stopped, whining as he gripped the front of his shorts. He closed his eyes and panted for a few moments before they shot open and he set his jaw, looking at you with desperation.

“I need to...you know...like now. Is that okay?”

You inhaled sharply, trying to come back from the god damned ninth form of heaven those lips had sent you to.

You grin, slightly happy for the reminder that this was actually his first time. His tongue had fooled you into forgetting that for a while, but now he seemed willing to go back to taking direction.

“Of course, sweetheart. How do you want me? Want me to ride you?”

His jaw dropped and he nodded frantically, quickly jumping up and kicking off his shorts before sitting on the couch. He widened his legs and watched you crawl over as his cock visibly twitched in anticipation.

You straddled his lap and lined him up with one hand, using the other to grip his shoulder to brace yourself. He bit his lip as you rubbed him against yourself, smearing your juices on him to ease the way. Sweat was beading across his brow as he held himself back from moving.

You exhaled slowly as you eased down, Namjoon’s girth stretching you further than you’d ever gone before. He reached around to grab your waist, just holding you and not directing you at all. You pause to let yourself adjust and to tear off your shirt and hoodie, then raise yourself up nearly to the tip before dropping back down all of the way.

“You good, Joonie?”

“Yeah,” he nods, answering like he was grinding his jaw while he stared at your now bare breasts right in front of his face. “You feel so good. So soft and warm. I’m trying so hard to not cum.”

“I know, sweetheart. I’ll try to keep this quick and you can cum whenever you want.”

You increased your pace, riding him with your hands gripping his shoulders to keep you steady.

“So beautiful,” he grunted. “Finally have all of you. I’m so happy.”

You rolled your hips against him, whining and tucking your head against his neck. You kissed and nibbled the skin there as you rode him as hard as you could. You reached down and moved one of his hands to your clit, showing him what you needed. He eagerly began rubbing you, bringing you even closer to the edge.

He sucked one of your nipples into his mouth, tonguing it and giving it a sweet little nip before he moved over to the other one. His grip on your waist tightened as you began to slow down, and he smoothly started to take over, bringing you down on his cock with powerful thrusts. His hands moved down to your ass, cupping them with his huge hands as he took full control.

“So wet, baby. You feel so fucking good,” he growled, bringing his forehead to yours, staring at you intensely.

“Mine. Tell me.”

His eyes were more vivid than you’d ever seen them, practically sparkling as stared at you. His skin felt like lava, and you were almost certain that you felt claw tips pricking your behind. Namjoon was practically going feral and you loved it.

“Yours. Been yours since the moment I saw you, Namjoon. I love you.”

His hips sped up at your words, the slapping of skin against skin echoing in the silent room. You soon became incapable of doing anything but panting and moaning as Namjoon fucked into you with a speed that you didn’t know he was capable of.

“Joon, I’m gonna - “

“Go ahead, baby. I’m right there with you,” he growled, bringing one hand to your clit and rubbing viciously.

You throw your head back and moan loudly as your muscles clench and twitch. Namjoon grunts and drops his head against the couch, sighing loudly as he follows you off the edge. It’s not until you begin to come down and think clearly again that you realize he’s dripping out of you and that you just let him take you completely raw. However, your bones feel like jelly and the Dragon underneath you looks close to passing out, so you figure that’s a conversation for another day.

“You good?” you ask, still draped across his chest. You reach up and caress his cheek, and he reaches up to hold your hand there for a moment before bringing it to his lips.

“Yeah. Totally worth the wait.”

You chuckle quietly. “I’m glad. Want anything to eat? I kept the stuff for PB&J Sandwiches inside since it doesn’t need to be refrigerated.”

“Maybe later. Kinda wanna stay like this for a while,” he grinned, bucking up a little like you needed to be reminded that he was still inside you. And...not growing very soft?

He noticed your unasked question in your eyes, shrugging. “Dragon stamina?”

You shrugged back. You’d long ago stopped questioning much.

You hummed and laid your head against his chest, uncaring that it was slightly sweaty. You stroked his beautiful skin...skin that still looked slightly unusual in color. You were pretty sure that his scales were trying to break through, but he was still too self-conscious about it to let them. You reached up to his hair under the guise of playing with the strands, and sure enough, you found two little bumps on either side of his scalp, like even his horns had tried to come through.

That sex with you was so exhilarating to him that he nearly lost control and shifted was flattering. That he still fought it off and apparently was still too worried to show you was not. You’d have to figure out some way to make him comfortable enough to show you.

You sigh and cuddle closer to him, nuzzling against his chest.

“I love you, Namjoon. You know that, right?”

He wraps his arms around you tightly, kissing the top of your head.

“Of course. I love you too. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

You smile happily, content with that for now, although you still had work to do to get him to trust you fully.

You close your eyes and start to doze off, only to be startled awake as an unrepentant dragon smirks down at you as he rolls his hips against you. It was apparently going to be a very long night.

At least you weren’t cold.

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elizabethemerald · 5 years ago

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Demeter, Mermaid?

Demeter: Do you have any pets?

I technically own a cat. I have seen it exactly once. She is brand new to our house and so far spends almost her entire time in my roommate’s closet. I presume when she gets more comfortable I’ll get a chance to meet her properly and give her cuddles.

Mermaid: Last tv show you finished?

I think the last show I watched was Carmen Sandiego. Yeah this summer and fall it was CS, Wizards and The Owl house that I finished.

#yellowmagicalgirl

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tigerkirby215 · 5 years ago

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5e Yuumi the Magical Cat build (and a test of Tumblr formatting)

So I have no idea how this website works but I mostly made this account to post DnD 5e character builds based on characters I like. Ever since the latest UA came out I’ve been ecstatic over the fact that we finally got another Support-based Warlock that isn’t Celestial. The fact that it’s a genie Warlock is awesome and there’s tons of roleplay that can be done with a pocket wish-granting elemental walking around with you... good thing we’re ignoring all that for the sake of B O O K!

Yuumi! To be honest I haven’t played League of Legends in ages but Yuumi was a character who drew my attention immediately because she’s an UwU Kitty-Cat... who had like a 36% win rate on release. She’s better now though! ...Probably. Regardless Yuumi was my immediate thought when I saw the tether mechanic from the latest Warlock UA. Constructing a build for The Magical 7th Item Slot Cat was something on my mind for the longest time, probably because the only other character I could replicate is... what? Io from DOTA?

I got the OK from Tulok the Barbrarian-senpai to make some DnD builds which is why I’m using his format. All these builds will keep away from Homebrew and can all be made on D&D Beyond... as long as your DM allows Unearthed Arcana which this build heavily relies on.

GOALS

Shield, heal, cuddle! - Yuumi is a support, through-and-through. Probably one of the most support-focused supports in the game. While this build will still have good damage output the main focus is on keeping your teammates alive and well.

Book, do something! - Yuumi is a dynamic duo between the cat and the book. Hopefully your DM is okay with you not really having a “patron” and instead having a sentient book fly around instead. I mean, it’s basically just a Hexblade right?

Lost Chapter - Yuumi honestly has a pretty basic kit. Replicating 4 spells is easy as cake in 5e so a lot of this build will be focused on replicating Yuumi’s typical item build as well.

RACE

Well as you can tell Yuumi is clearly a Bugbe-Ah who am I kidding she’s a Tabaxi. You’re welcome to pick whatever race you want but Tabaxi is honestly a good pick for this build. You get an increase to both DEX and CHA, some useful skills (be sure to ward bush!), and probably the most important skill: Feline Agility. Much like Yuumi you don’t want to be caught off-guard so a quick self-use of Zoomies can help you get away from the enemy and back to your team. For your language of choice... is Yordle an option? Halfling is probably the closest you’ll get to Yordles in 5e so just opt for that instead.

ABILITY SCORES

Much like Tulok I’ll be using Standard Array for ease-of-use. Roll for stats if you want but this is a general guideline for where to put your highs and lows.

15; CHARISMA - You’re cute, cuddly, and oh-so snuggly. Yuumi in-lore is an innate spellcaster and that translates into Charisma; helps that this also impacts Persuasion for head scritches.

14; DEXTERITY - Yuumi isn’t the fastest champion in-game (it’s on Book to do the “walking”) but she’s still a cat, and cats are fast. Dexterity affects AC as well as several other useful things.

13; INTELLIGENCE - Your best friend is literally a floating book it’s bound to know something.

12; WISDOM - You’re a smart kitty and you know a thing or two about Yordles... doesn’t stop you from dissing everyone else though.

10; CONSTITUTION - It’s technically in-character to dump Constitution but I don’t recommend it. Intelligence and Wisdom are higher on this list but you don’t really need them - feel free to get some Ruby Crystals.

8; STRENGTH - Here’s something that’s in-character to dump and I do recommend dumping. Strength is almost completely redundant in this build so don’t be afraid to ditch it.

This would be the point array I’d use if I was RPing Yuumi but if I wanted a more functional character I’d go CHA / DEX / CON / (INT / WIS) / STR for my stat spread. But much like in League you’re more than welcome to buy some health boosting items (notably an Amulet of Health) to compensate for bad stats.

BACKGROUND

Yuumi spent most of her time in Nora her master’s hut which would technically make her a Cloistered Scholar? But Sage works better if you’re teaming up with Book. You gain Arcana and History proficiencies which are honestly the two I’d pick for a magic cat that has a sentient Book as a best friend. You also get the Researcher feature which lets you know where to find any information: Book knows everything and can bring you anywhere - ask them to tell you where to go! You also get two languages and... uhhh who synergizes well with Yuumi? ...Yasuo? Is there a monkey language in 5e? Jokes aside just pick whatever language you think will be useful.

(Art by EmeraldParrot on DeviantArt)

THE BUILD

This may come as a surprise but despite the fact that this build was made almost entirely for the sake of using the new UA Warlock patron we’re actually not starting with Warlock! While half of Yuumi’s power comes from Book (who I’d consider the “patron” in this relationship) the other half of her power is innate. Now I could make her a Sorcerer to reflect the magic within her or I could perhaps make her a Wizard to get more value out of Book but I had to ask myself a question: which class in D&D would be the best for a character who regularly insults and sasses other characters and thinks too highly of themselves?

LEVEL 1 - BARD 1

Yes this build is a Bardlock build, and the only reason we’re going Bard first is for the extra music instruments as well as the choice of any skill we want.

Your choice of instrument doesn’t matter much (it’s mildly important for Instruments of the Bard or if you have an Artificer, but other than that don’t worry) but I’m contractually obligated to take a Lyre every time I make a Bard. Other than that you synergize with Yasuo so steal his Flute, and I’ve always been a fan of Pentakill so I’ll take the closest to a guitar. (Lute)

For skills take Acrobatics, Persuasion, and Survival. You’re a cat which means you need to be quick on your feet and are adorable as hecc, and you need some survival instinct when you’re constantly hopping between dimensions. (Truthfully though as a Bard you should be picking skills that your party lacks, though I’d argue that Acrobatics and Persuasion should always be taken to remain “in character.”)

For cantrips take Message to coordinate with your party in team chat and Vicious Mockery; Yuumi is a cat of sass so feel free to diss your local god by calling him a dog. Or alternatively this could be you flaming the enemy team in /all - I won’t judge.

Cure Wounds and Healing Word are absolute musts for any support - in particular Cure Wounds is good for you since you can cast it from wherever your You and Me (tether) target is located. This means that whoever you’re tethered to can get the full value of Cure Wounds instead of you being forced to pop Healing Word instead. Other than that Longstrider lets you replicate Zoomies’ movement speed boost, and you can never go wrong with Featherfall. (The only spells that are really “mandatory” here is Cure Wounds. Maybe Longstrider too. Healing Word is always useful but both it and Featherfall are just suggestions.)

LEVEL 2 - WARLOCK 1

And from Bard we immediately jump to the meat of this build: The Noble Genie Warlock! You get your Collector’s Vessel which hopefully your DM will let be a book with cat-sized portals inside of it?

You also get some cantrips and guess what? Eldrich Blast! Yeah it’s a Warlock build you’re going to take Eldrich Blast. Other than that take Minor Illusion to pull something scary out of Book at the right time.

For main spells Hex is great to deal extra damage and also lets you debuff some of the target’s ability checks. Sleep is more of a Zoe thing but it’s still an insane pact-specific spell so there’s no reason not to take it.

LEVEL 3 - WARLOCK 2

We’re going to keep going in Warlock firstly for Eldrich Invocations. The main one you want here is Lance of Lethargy so you can replicate Prowling Projectile’s movement speed slow and help set up some kills for your team. The other invocation slot will be left open for now as we wait for level 4, as will our spell choice.

LEVEL 4 - WARLOCK 3

Hello Book! Of course we’re taking Pact of the Tome for the Book of Thresholds Shadows, or just Book for short. Again be sure to ask your DM if the book can be sentient for RP purposes. Or alternatively have it not act be sentient and make your party think your crazy when you talk to it! As for cantrips take Guidance to buff your ADC with some Adaptive Force (note: Guidance will not increase damage), Mending to fix any tears Book may receive (don’t want any more lost chapters!), and even though you’re not really a melee fighter being able to magically scratch nearby champions enemies with Shocking Grasp will give you a fighting chance if you get stuck in the middle of combat.

Note: While it would be more in flavor to use Primal Savagery the reason I opted for Shocking Grasp is because you can cast it through your ally to cause an enemy to be unable to take Reactions. It’s more in flavor to scratch at your enemies but Shocking Grasp is far more useful for this build. Truthfully you can take any cantrip you want though these are just recommendations; I know having 3 damaging cantrips is a little excessive but I like having an attack roll cantrip, saving throw cantrip, and backup melee cantrip.

Now for the Invocation we skipped. I think most 5e veterans have identified what we’re looking for: Book of Ancient Secrets. Book is a resourceful... book and the value of Ritual spells can’t go unmentioned. Take Comprehend Languages and Identify: flip through Book’s pages until you can find the info that you want! And don’t be afraid about picking bad rituals because you can just inscribe more rituals later on!

Now for Spells! Once we get to 2nd level spells we get a lot more stuff to choose from but let’s just choose the main spells we need:

Misty Step - You’re a noob if you’re not packing Flash. Also since this is a multiclass build the problem of Misty Step taking Pact Magic slots can be negated, as you can use your Bard slots to cast Misty Step.

Hold Person - Hit a snare with Final Chapter so your friends can clean up!

Truthfully though all your 2nd level spells open up a huge array of possibilities and I’d recommend picking up any one of them. The Noble Genie gets Enlarge / Reduce which is one of my favorite spells thematically: feel free to pop an Elixir of Iron on your tank!

LEVEL 5 - BARD 2

Feel free to take Warlock 4 for the ASI but I’d like to get the Bard features up-and-running. At level 2 you get Jack of All Trades which means that Book can always help you out of a jam. You also get Song of Rest which further solidifies your role as a support.

For your spell of choice Charm Person lets you use that cute kitty face of yours to get a bunch of fan art on DeviantArt.

LEVEL 6 - BARD 3

Let’s start by picking out our Expertise because that’s the easy bit: Arcana and History - straight from your background. You’re a magic cat with a sentient book you should know these skills well.

Now for your Bard College. There are several good choices: Lore gives you more Magical Secrets to let you “itemize” better, College of Valor lets you buff your allies’ attacks with some Adaptive Force, but at the end of the day the question is this: what subclass lets you shield while also increasing your allies’ movement?

College of Glamour yes really! The main reason for this is Mantle of Inspiration which was the most Yuumi-esque ability of the bunch. You can expect a Bardic Inspiration die to give all your allies temporary HP as well as allow them to move as a reaction without provoking opportunity attacks. You also get Enthralling Performance which is certainly a nice bonus: distract a crowd with your feline charm while the rest of your team does their work.

You also get another spell and... I’ll be honest throwing all the spells on this guide is making this post far longer than it needs to be. I can give some general advice but I’m only here for the class features - not the spells. Pick spells that will help your team, the same way you’d itemize to help your team in League.

LEVEL 7 - BARD 4

Mostly taking Level 4 Bard now for the ASI. Bump Charisma for better spellcasting.

You also get another cantrip: get Dancing Lights to summon some moon moths to chase!

Note: One more level in Bard will get you Font of Inspiration, which allows your Bardic Inspiration to come back on a Short rest. It will also buff Mantle of Inspiration. If you think you’ll need to use Mantle of Inspiration more feel free to take another level in Bard earlier than suggested in this build.

LEVEL 8 - WARLOCK 4

And another ASI! Bump Charisma again for a maxed out spellcasting modifier!

LEVEL 9 - WARLOCK 5

At this level you get another Invocation as well as 3rd level spells. There are quite a few good invocations to pick from but as a squishy support you’re going to want Zhonya's - or in this case Tomb of Levistus. While not quite Zhonya's this invocation will give you a phat health buff in exchange for making you completely stationary until the end of your next turn. Pop it if the enemy Assassin ults you and pray that your team saves you.

Now that you got 3rd level spells there are some obvious choices. Counterspell? Fly? Maybe Dispell Magic or Gaseous Form? Honestly if your DM is allowing UA spells Psionic Blast from the psychic UA works great with the Genie patron. Those are my picks for some good level 3 spells - unfortunately the spells from the Genie Patron aren’t that good besides maybe Create Food and Water, which is only really useful for specific adventures.

Oh and you get another cantrip! I’d recommend Prestidigitation to pull more things out of Book.

LEVEL 10 - WARLOCK 6

This is the point that this build really starts to shine through. Is it bad that this build needs to get to level 10 before it really starts working? ...Eh...?

Anyways you get Elemental Resistance at this level which lets you give your You and Me (tether) target resistance to one of four elements. You can only choose one resistance per long rest so try to pick the damage type you think you’ll run into a lot. Pro tip: Fire damage is really common. Ignite is a powerful Summoner Spell.

LEVEL 11 - WARLOCK 7

At this level you get access to Level 7 invocations which are all... ehhhh? There are some cool ones here but none of them are really great for Yuumi so instead we’re going to go back a bit and pick up Exhaustion. ...The Summoner Spell, not the D&D debuff. Mire the Mind lets you cast Slow once per long rest: slow is a really powerful spell that you can pop on the ADC so your team can wail on them. Just make sure you don’t lose concentration.

You also get access to 4th level spells and while this is technically a spell Lulu has: Polymorph! Turn your allies into T-Rexes, turn your enemies into Fish (don’t try to eat the fish or they’ll turn back), and most importantly you can now become an actual cat! Truthfully though there are several great 4th level spells too and I recommend you look at all of them.

LEVEL 12 - WARLOCK 8

Ability Score Improvement but you should have max spellcasting by now which is the only thing that matters so... how about some Feats? I’m not going to choose any one particular Feat and instead focus on some of the better ones for you to take.

Alert - Along with Jack of All Trades this will almost always guarantee that you’re the first to go in initiative, meaning that you can tether to someone and start applying buffs.

Inspiring Leader - Lets you use Bop and Block early and give all your allies a nice health buffer to start the day.

Observant - With your Charisma and your proficiency buffing your Perception score this should guarantee that you don’t miss anything with those feline eyes of yours. Be sure to ping incoming ganks!

Resilient (CON) - You don’t really need the other effects of War Caster in this build and Resilient is just more useful overall.

Spell Sniper - Read this spell over and ask “does this sound useful?” If yes then take it, because you’re in a game with a DM who actually likes using cover mechanics.

Tough - Yuumi isn’t tough; that doesn’t mean you can’t be.

Lucky - When in doubt break out the OP bullshit perk.

You also get another spell: Dimension Door lets you recall back to base or somewhere similar.

LEVEL 13 - WARLOCK 9

At Warlock 9 you get access to another invocation, including your 9th level invocations and... oh oh there it is boys! Ascendant Step! Now you can be a proper hovering kitty cat! (Note if you took Fly at earlier levels it might be a good idea to drop it. Or not: you can still buff your allies!)

You also gain access to 5th level spells and here’s where it gets fun: Bigby’s Hand! Honestly this is just a fun spell but you can also justify most of the effects as being part of Yuumi (and Book)’s magic.

Clenched Fist - A full damage Prowling Projectile against a target.

Forceful Hand - More of a Janna thing but still very useful.

Grasping Hand - Hit your snare with Final Chapter. "I am TOTALLY doing this!"

Interposing Hand - Again more of a Taliyah thing (or perhaps Jarvan) but still very useful!

This would be my immediate pick but other than that for 5th level?

Creation is your other patron-specific spell and it is awesome. A little situational maybe but that’s the nature of Book! Pull out something useful: unfortunately it can’t be fish but still!

Hold Monster is like Hold Person but better. It’s a big spell slot though so be wary.

Synaptic Static is like a combination of Leona and Alistar, which is to say it’s a big nuke from the sky that makes all your enemies do less damage.

Contact Other Plane is not my first pick for a number of reasons but if you don’t know what to pick being able to ask Book for directions can be helpful. And it comes back on a short rest too! :) Just make sure Book doesn’t break your mind. (Maybe invest in the Resilient feat for Intelligence if you plan to use this spell.)

(Artwork by sakkiye on DeviantArt)

LEVEL 14 - WARLOCK 10

And now we’ve reached the capstone of our Warlock levels and we get two very powerful abilities. Firstly there’s Protective Wish which lets you use your reaction to swap places between you and your tethered target if either of you get hit. Tank hits for your allies... or alternatively don’t do that and have them shield you from baddies trying to spray you! Just make sure that you aren’t teleporting into a more dangerous location and as a word of advice: don’t throw your allies into danger without their consent.

The other ability you get is Genie’s Entertainment which is far more useful. As an action you can make Book pull a target within 90 feet to a harmless dimension where they’ll be stuck for up to a minute. They can make a Charisma saving throw every turn until they either succeed or a minute passes before they’re ejected where they just were or in the closest available space. This is effectively a one-time use of the Banishment spell (which you can take as a Warlock) but it doesn’t require Concentration which means you can put your focus on other useful buffs for your team.

You also get another cantrip so invest in Mage Hand so Book can pick up things you can’t reach with those paws of yours.

LEVEL 15 - BARD 5

And now we’re bouncing back to Bard and finally getting Font of Inspiration. Honestly if you need more use out of Mantle of Inspiration then feel free to get this level earlier, but you already have plenty of short rest value with your Warlock spell slots.

And speaking of spells: 3rd level Bard spells, anyone? I’d argue that Sending would be quite in-flavor, and Hypnotic Pattern would make for a strong utility, even if you don’t have an AoE stun. Honestly I’m going to skip the spell talk and only cover the last few levels of Bard for completion’s sake.

LEVEL 16 - BARD 6

You now get Countercharm which is poo poo garbage and will make you want to die. But to be fair popping cleanse would help your ADC. (But why are you bringing Cleanse and not Exhaust?)

You also get Mantle of Majesty which will let you play the backseat gamer role you’ve always dreamed of being. As a bonus action you can start to command (the spell) anyone you please to do as you say. Approach, Drop, Flee, Halt... awn there’s not Pet command!

LEVEL 17 - BARD 7

At 7th level you get... nothing! :D Okay you get 4th level spells to be fair but I’m far too lazy to talk about spells anymore.

LEVEL 18 - BARD 8

ASI. Check my suggestions for Feats to take from Warlock 8.

LEVEL 19 - BARD 9

Your Song of Rest increases to a d8 now which honestly probably doesn’t help you much at this point. You do get 5th level spells now though, which you can cast through your Warlock slots.

LEVEL 20 - BARD 10

And for our capstone we finally get Magical Secrets! There’s one specific spell we want: Haste. It’s super zoomies! Other than that you can buy Redemption with Aura of Vitality (which kinda works more like Fiora’s ult but w/e) or maybe an Ardent Censor of sorts with Spirit Guardians? You can grab Mikael's Crucible with Warding Bond, or perhaps contract some help from Zillian and grab Death Ward! There are literally dozens of spells to choose from and I recommend searching online if you don’t know what to take.

Your Bardic Inspiration also increases which means more Mantle of Inspiration health, and you get 2 more skills to give Expertise! Honestly at level 20 it’s a little too late to really choose between Expertise but know that any skill you have Expertise in will have a +12 modifier! You’re essentially guaranteed to succeed at any check with a skill you have Expertise on at this level unless your DM is Twisted Fate and is using Loaded Dice on you.

FINAL BUILD

PROS

Cover to Cover - You’ve got a comedic amount of utility between ten cantrips and the ability to cast any ritual spell you can get your paws on. Along with Jack of All Trades and Expertise covering any skills you may need you’ll never be without a cat trick.

You and me, we got this! - Between Bardic Inspiration, Song of Rest, Elemental Resistance, Protective Wish, and a decent array of buff spells (tbh I kinda wish I took more :P) you can be an incredibly useful asset to your teammates.

You look like unscratched furniture! - One place this build particularly excels is in the crowd control department. Between Enthralling Performance, Mantle of Majesty, Genie’s Entertainment, and a huge array of debuffs you’ll never be lacking in a way to keep your allies safe and the enemies away from you.

CONS

Oh! Sunbeam ahead! - While I tried my best to avoid taking too many Concentration spells I have to admit that a lot of the nicer stuff will demand your attention: Hold Person, Haste, Polymorph, Bigby’s Hand, and Mire the Mind (Slow) all require concentration, so you can only have one up at a time. While you still have options the concentration requirement is heavy.

We’ve got 6 left... or was it 5? - If you’re roleplaying the build properly you’ll have absolutely horrendous health. No additional Constitution modifier combined with a d8 hit die means that you’ll have about a hundred health at level 20, and a Power Word Kill is all it’ll take to end you. Additionally your ability modifiers (with the exception of Charisma) are rather low which means low saving throws and a low AC with only Light armor. Know that you can sometimes sacrifice roleplay for the sake of a more viable build - having good skill checks is great and all but it doesn’t matter if you’re dead.

Full AP? - This build is pure support and I skipped on a lot of the strong damage options that you could’ve taken. In particular this is a max Charisma Eldritch Blast Warlock which doesn’t take Agonizing Blast, a concept most would consider an act of treason. A lot of the invocations I picked more for flavor than actual utility and you’re more than welcome to change Mire the Mind or Tomb of Levistus for something more useful.

But you’re not here to steal all the fame: tag along, help your team, and they’ll help you find your master! Just don’t ask the Triton what they taste like or else they’ll give you the spray bottle.

(Artwork by Chelserella on DeviantArt.)

ALTERNATE BUILD OPTIONS

More Warlock Levels?

The only thing we really get out of level 10 Bard is Magical Secrets, but if you’re not interested in getting Haste all you really need for this build is 3 levels in Bard for Mantle of Inspiration (though 5 levels is ideal for Font of Inspiration.)

You can take more levels in Warlock to get Mystic Arcanum, more Warlock slots, and more Eldritch Invocations. You also get Collector’s Call which is a very strong ability that’s sadly held back by its casting requirement. If you’re planning on going heavier on Warlock instead of splitting this build 50 / 50 than get expertise in Persuasion! You’re absolutely going to need it to cast Collector’s Call reliably.

The other important thing to note is that Warlock honestly doesn’t have that many supportive spells in its kit, especially when you’re not playing Divine Soul. Dropping Bard levels means you’ll lose spells like Mass Cure Wounds. You’ll also have far fewer spell slots to cast your lower level Warlock spells, which does mean more 5th level spells but it also means less fun with spells like Misty Step, Dimension Door, and Polymorph.

#dnd 5e #dnd build #dnd guide #dnd multiclass #unearthed arcana #league of legends #lol yuumi

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xantchaslegacy · 6 years ago

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MTG Month of the Ship Day 10 - Cuddles

(Xantcha is my #1 fave character of all time, but Chainer is a super-close second. One day I’ll get super into characters who got canon happy endings...in the meantime, gotta give them what we can)

Kamahl wasn’t one to let his guard down. Life among the Pardic barbarians was short for any warrior who didn’t sleep with one eye open, and Kamahl did not plan on dying any time soon. Not from a bandit ambush or in the jaws of whatever beasts were lurking in the Krosan forest, and certainly not from a bit of undercooked meat.

“There.” Chainer gave the spit another turn, and stood to stretch. “Squirrel for me, a fresh stag for the picky barbarian.”

Kamahl laughed. “Picky, sure. You can never be too careful with game.” He snapped, and a trail of sparks leapt from his fingers to the fire-pit. The flames leapt, and the meat sizzled. “You’ll thank me when you complete your shikar without food poisoning.”

“You know most people in the city think you barbarians are brave adventurers?” Chainer clutched a hand to his chest with exaggerated drama. “Imagine their surprise if they ever met you in person.”

“Hey, I’m brave and I’m adventuring right now,” Kamahl protested. “And I might add I’m a living adventurer, so perhaps I know a thing or two.”

“Fair enough.” Chainer walked over and dropped into Kamahl’s lap. With a casualness that still astounded the barbarian, he, stretched out, laying his head in the crook between Kamahl’s chest and bicep. “Still, your elders might have taught you to have a little fun in life.”

Kamahl suppressed another laugh. As much as Chainer adored leather and snakes, his nature was more like that of a cat than anything. Hard to read. Familiar when he wanted to be and suddenly distant the next. But if you watched carefully there were clear patterns of trust and distrust that guided his moods.

“Kuber’s gold, you’re stiff.” Chainer lay a hand on Kamahl’s forearm. “Are you alright?” He looked up at Kamahl. “The thing with the gargadon, you aren’t…?”

“I’d be a bad partner if I wasn’t used to your dementist’s tricks by now.”

“Bad partner…” Chainer settled his head back down, but kept running his fingers along the barbarian’s arm. “…as if. We’re technically undefeated in the pits, you know.”

Kamahl put a hand to his chin in mock thoughtfulness. “Well, I am.” He flexed his arm just a little bit, to squeeze Chainer.

Now it was Chainer’s turn to laugh. Kamahl was grateful for any positive reaction he could get on this journey. He could tell that Chainer was not fully over Skellum’s death, no matter how much he threw himself into this monster-making quest.

Kamahl lay a protective hand on Chainer’s knee. It had been a shock to see him absorb an entire gargadon in the blink of an eye. He trusted Chainer, but it was taking some getting used to, teaming with a dementist instead of fighting them.

Chainer’s arm wandered up behind Kamahl’s neck and began stroking the back of his head. This at least had come easily, if suddenly. It had been after the fight with Divon. As they waited in the side-pits for their next match, Chainer had embraced him, and Kamahl, against his cautious nature, had not hesitated to return the contact. That Megalith had been the closest he’d ever come to dying in the arena. It was novel to have someone outside the mountains who cared so much about his well-being, but not unwelcome by any stretch.

The touches were more frequent after that. Always after the matches. Sometimes in the stretches before. The closeness helped with the agitation between fights. It had been hard after the Cabal Patriarch asked them to start throwing fights, but Skellum had been understanding, and made excuses for Chainer so Kamahl could meet with him and…commiserate over their respective solo matches.

It was nice to still have that contact, out here in the wilderness.

“What sort of beasts are we looking for tomorrow? You never told me. More gargadons?”

“Hm, all kinds.” Chainer turned and lay his cheek on Kamahl’s breast. “Big, small, in-between. I’d like to find some snakes, but Skellum would kill me from the grave if I didn’t add a bit more variety to my collection. Maybe a grendelkin. Or a gurzigost. I think he’d have liked that.”

Kamahl hugged Chainer close. “He’d have been proud. He was, I’m sure.” They lay in silence a few minutes, just holding each other close. Chainer’s eyes drifted close, but snapped back open, wide and blue and beautiful, when Kamahl spoke again.

“I’m proud of you.” The truth poured out, stiff and awkward, but from the sly smile that lit up Chainer’s face, not unappreciated.

“Meat’s ready,” he added, shifting to sit forward and take it.

“No, stay there, I’ve got it.” Chainer leapt up, plucked up the spit, planted it into the ground next to them, and settled back into Kamahl’s arms. When it had cooled, he pulled out his knife and started taking off cuts, and feeding them to Kamahl by hand.

“Fier’s teeth,” Kamahl sighed, “That tastes like nectar.” With the danger of their quest and the excitement of their first day in Krosa, he had forgotten how hungry he was.

Chainer wolfed down his own supper, and nestled back against Kamahl’s chest. His usual sleeping place.

Kamahl rested his hand over Chainer’s waist. “Want me to take first watch?”

“Mmm, you rest. I can’t sleep. Too excited.” Chainer rested his hand atop Kamahl’s. “I’ll wake you later.”

Kamahl wasn’t one to let his guard down. Still, between the warm evening breeze, a belly full of food, and the company of a skilled, trusted companion, he let himself relax, just a little.

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brightestwitchxmionee · 7 years ago

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you know it: screw canon thus dramione.

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPsHow long will they last? -Fairly long/Forever. I see them being very passionate about one another, since their relationship should have started off with building on past emotions and feelings, so they find themselves vulnerable around the other and rely on each other. How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Took roughly around 50 years, give or take 48. All that baggage, not enough time. How was their first kiss? - I always imagine their first kiss in two ways, either they’re arguing about something ridiculous, but their snippiness only because they don’t know how to properly explain their feelings for each other so they decided to do it out of frustration. anything, the smallest things like discussing proper potion technics while doing homework or arguing over a book brings up this silly fight and then eventually either one says something super attractive to the other, possibly some smart comment and they can’t take it and ~boom~ they kiss. OR they’re alone with one another, finally coming clean about all the past occurrences that happened to them in the war and while growing up at hogwarts, or rather speaking without barriers this time around, because they always spoke about the incidents but in fragments or in passing, never delving deeper into the problem. && they’re just apologising, explaining, Hermione is probably crying a lil, maybe a lot, and out of comfort they seek each other and ~kiss~

Wedding:

Who proposed? - DracoWho is the best man/men? - Maybe Theo??Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - Ginny would be maid of honour. Don’t think Hermione would want many maids, or want such a big party.Who did the most planning? - I think they equally would do the same amount of planning for the Wedding. I think Draco would want to also have a say in the decorating aspect, rather than just Hermione. He grew up privileged, he knows what is good and expensive and would suggest from time-to-time. Who stressed the most? - Probably Hermione because stress is her middle name.How fancy was the ceremony? -Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - No one in particular, maybe those who did not approve of Draco marrying a muggle-born, and the other way around for Hermione. Those who don’t want them to be happy.

Sex:

Who is the one to instigate things? - Draco, definitely, but Hermione isn’t innocent either. How healthy is their sex life? -Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right nowHow kinky are they? -Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s headHow much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - One or two max. Whenever I play Hermione I always just want one child for her, a boy, and I think that would work out well for her and Draco. Maybe a second child, possibly a girl.How many children will they adopt? - None, unless adopting a cat/dog counts (possibly once Crookshanks croaks)Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - The both of them, they equally share the responsibilities. Hermione had to teach Draco a couple times how to properly change a diaper until he got the hang of it, and used to the smell.Who is the stricter parent? - Hermione, we all know Draco was never one to follow the rules. I think he’d help direct loads of ridiculous antics with their kid to annoy Hermione in innocent ways. Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Hermione, ‘sucks the fun out of everything’ Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Draco, either Hermione would be out the door for work or sleeping in from reading until late.Who is the more loved parent? - They are both equally loved by their son / son & daughter.Who cried the most at graduation? - Hermione, but Draco wasn’t dry-eyed either. Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Draco, with those Ministry connections, but also he’d never abandon his child in times of trouble and will always fight or bail them out.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - A very equal job between the two, Hermione more than Draco because of all the cooking/household charms she learned from Mrs Weasley. I like to think Draco cooks to try and be romantic. He makes breakfast and coffee most of the time. Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Neither, I think they both enjoy food and are always eager to try new things, especially when they start travelling. Who does the grocery shopping? - They do it together, or whenever the other is out at work and they’re running low.How often do they bake desserts? - Hermione probably makes something every week or every other week. There’s always something sweet lying around to nibble on.Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - An equal medium, I think they try to keep things light during the week and indulge during the weekend or their days off.Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - DRACOWho is more likely to suggest going out? - Both, Draco suggests fancy wizarding restaurants, Hermione suggests muggle places she knows. Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - I like to think they’re both very well-rounded in cooking and keeping the area clean&safe. They could only burn down the house if distracted, maybe from reading, or by the other.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Both, they like a tidy living & sleeping spaceWho is really against chores? - Neither; Hermione would always teach Draco new charms to help clean their home. It’s fairly easy when magic is involved. Who cleans up after the pets? - Hermione because it is her cat, but Crooks took a quick liking to Draco. Sometimes he teases her that Crookshanks is his cat now. Sometimes he’s seen feeding the cat in the morning and chatting over coffee. Draco takes care of his owl, but Hermione would never histate to clean its cage every now and then. Sometimes he’s seen chatting with all three in the morning when Salazar isn’t out hunting. Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - NeitherWho stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Hermione, unless Draco’s parents are coming over, then the both of them, Draco more.Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Draco

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Hermione longer baths, Draco longer showers. Probably longer than normal because the other always decides to join.Who takes the dog out for a walk? - If they had a dog; probably a Labrador, Dalmatian, or (a ridiculously dramatic) Samoyed, they would walk him/her together at night after dinner, and take turns for the morning walks. How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Towards the beginning of living together, Hermione more than Draco was always eager to decorate for the holidays. She started off small but over the years went over the top, but not enough to be a distraction or obstruction. Eventually, Draco caught on and sometimes would have their home decorated as a surprise for Hermione when she got home from work.What are their goals for the relationship? - The obvious-- to be happy and healthy, they deserve it after the lives they’ve had. To set examples for the rest of the Wizarding World, that after the war people can change, that a strict pure-blood wizard was able to set his upbringing aside, realise what is right, and marry a muggle-born. Not that they openly speak about their relationship, but they’re not ashamed and don’t hide it. It is more to set an example for the people in their lives, especially those unhappy with their relationship.Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Hermione, easily. But she does enjoy waking up early.Who plays the most pranks? - Draco, just so he can mess with Hermione. She likes to get back at him eventually, which is always a surprise for him because he never expects it.

#[ answered ]#[ &draco ]#// canon can SUCK IT

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solastia · 6 years ago

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The Dragon’s Lair

- A Special Edition Chapter -

This is the thirty day bonding period report of Kim Namjoon. I am writing this because Kim Heechul is a tyrant who threatened to make everything I eat taste like broccoli for an entire month if I missed even a single day. For my owner’s privacy, since I don’t know who all is going to see this, I won’t use her real name. Her aura has always reminded me of one of my favorite jewels in my collection, a star blue sapphire, so for this report her name will be recorded as Star.

Day 1: Here we go, first entry. The house is incredible and I have my own room. It’s a charming farmhouse with tons of space and a bunch of land. There’s even a massive forest that apparently is part of her property as well. I’m looking forward to exploring it all later. I can’t help but wonder if Star’s been lonely out here by herself. There are tons of rooms in this house and everything sort of echos when it’s quiet. The thought of her sitting in here by herself is heartwrenching. If she adopted me because’s all alone, I hope I can make her happy. I should probably also report that my dumb biology has decided she’s a part of my hoard. I can’t sleep without her now. I normally would have wanted to wait until we were more comfortable, but she dealt with the situation with grace.

Day 2: Not too much to report today. We spent most of the day buying more things for my bedroom. Since Star is a part of my hoard now, she insisted on buying an even bigger bed and stashed the old one in one of the other rooms. This one is something called an Eastern King sized bed and is the biggest mattress I’ve ever seen. I could fit so much on here. Put that eyebrow away, hyung. There is a room that she keeps locked and when I asked her about it she said it was just storage. Seems strange to have a whole room just to stash stuff. And why keep it locked it she was the only one living here?

Day 3: I may have made a mistake today. I’ve been so happy here that I wanted to thank her. I can hear you saying, “You gave her a jewel, right?” Well, I’m afraid I didn’t. I tried to make her breakfast. I KNOW, hyung. I learned that it’s possible to melt a pan and leave the meat inside of it raw. Who knew? Lucky for me, Star was too busy laughing about the pan to really get too mad at me. She gave me a hug before telling me I’m banned from the kitchen.

Day 4: I spent the day scenting my territory. Every bit of this house (minus that locked room) and the land surrounding it are now marked. I even got away with subtly marking Star. This is feeling more like home every day.

Day 5: I don’t want to hurt her feelings, so I’ve been eating everything she’s been making me. You’d be proud of me, I haven't complained once! Even when she gave me three scoops of broccoli. Although for broccoli, it wasn’t as bad as some I’ve had. She put garlic and stuff in it. Maybe soon I’ll be brave enough to tell her what kind of food I like. I don’t think she’d get mad, but you never know.

Day 6: The new Marvel movie came out today. Star was so excited and I couldn’t help fall for her a bit more today. I admit I had a crush before, but she was just shining with happiness and every time she smiled at me my heart felt like it was going to burst. It doesn’t feel like a crush anymore. The theater was packed and we were pressed together like sardines, but neither of us seemed to mind. She even let me hold her hand. Could she ever return the feelings of someone that is basically an animal, though? Hyung, what do I do?

Day 7: Soonyoung and Jihoon came to hang out today. It was the first time anyone has come by since I’d marked it as my territory, and I think I did pretty well. Only growled a little bit, I promise. That was mostly because of Jihoon hogging Star. He was totally egging me on though, I swear. Smirking whenever he saw me watching. He’s known me too long and knows how to push my buttons. He made up for it by telling me everything he knew about Star. The way he talks it's like Soonyoung and Star are the best people on the planet...I think I’m starting to agree.

Day 8: Star has to do some work tomorrow and won’t be able to spend much time with me, so she decided to spoil me today. She took me downtown and we hung out there almost all day. Ate at a cafe, spent hours in the bookstore, even stopped by the art museum. Then we walked next to the river and we just talked about everything. Hopes for the future, friends, books we like. Hyung, it felt like a date. I want it so bad it’s aching. Do dragons have mates? Like, soulmates? I think she might be mine. We need to research this.

Day 9: Nothing much to report today. Star has been in her office all day. I don’t know if I’m allowed in there, but I’ve made her food (just sandwiches, don’t worry) a couple times and knocked to let her know it was there. I’ve mostly been in my room reading. I’m going to need cuddles like crazy tomorrow though. Don’t laugh, you like cuddles too.

Day 10: We just stayed home today and it was great. We cuddled on the couch and watched a few movies, then went outside to work on her Grandma’s garden. She could remember when everything was planted and told me about them with a sad smile. It’s obvious that she loved her Grandparents and they loved her. While I’m sad that she lost them, I’m happy that it led her to me. I want to be the family she needs. I know I already need her. It’s so soon for that too. I’ve only known her a couple weeks, but it feels like a lifetime. I can only hope that she feels the same.

Day 11: Star has been smelling a little different lately. Not a bad different, but...I don’t know. Maybe she’s getting sick. I spent most of today trailing after her like a dumbass trying to figure out what the smell was. My dragon was fighting me hard to surface like it wanted to protect. All I wanted to do was take her to my room and not let her leave the nest. (See? I’m calling it a nest. Isn’t that weird? Where did that come from). I’m trying to stay calm so I don’t scare her. I might call you later and have you send some medication she can take.

Day 12: That smell is still there, but it’s even stronger today. I feel like I should know what it means, but I just can’t remember. She doesn’t look sick. In fact, she’s been eating more than usual. She went through three bags of chips today alone. I don’t know if I should be worried or not. I guess the best thing is just to wait for her to say something.

Day 13: TODAY HAS BEEN HELL! HYUNG! She wasn’t sick, she was starting her cycle. As soon as we woke up I could smell it and my dragon nearly came through the surface. I had to make up some story about dragon digestive problems so I could lock her out of my room and try to get away from her. I was under so much stress my horns and talons were out for hours. All I wanted to do was run after her and CLAIM her. Pull her into our bed and protect her. Hyung, I think we have a pretty good answer to my mates question. There is no doubt in my mind that she is meant for me.

Day 14: She slept in her room for the first time in forever last night because I kept telling her through the door I was having issues. I couldn’t sleep at all. My entire body was itching because she wasn’t in our nest. I didn’t want to scare her though, so I fought through it. I was scared to come out this morning, but I didn’t think I’d be able to pull off any more time without worrying her. Thankfully her scent was back to a level I could handle. She was asking about my stomach and babying me. I used the opportunity to blame the broccoli and she’s promised to never make me eat any again. At least something good came out of this ordeal.

Day 15: We went ice skating today to celebrate the halfway point of our bonding period. Technically halfway was yesterday, but I was “recovering” so she saved it for today. She was so adorably bad and probably has a bruised behind from how often she fell. I’m always so clumsy everywhere else, but I was proud to be able to show her how good I am on the ice. She was impressed and my dragon was PREENING! I was actually purring like a damn cat. I feel like I’m supposed to be doing something to make her think of me as a mate, but I don’t know what. We need to find out if dragons have mating rituals. Hyung, time to hit the books again! Or at least wave your hands around. Honestly, what good is a Wizard if they can’t just tell you what you need to know?

Day 16: Nothing to report today. Star worked in her office, although she kept the door open. She warned me that once she gets in art mode, she doesn't’ pay attention to anything around her and she didn’t want to hurt my feelings. I was fine though, I just like being near her. She has a recliner in there that's really comfy and I read and watched her work. She’s so talented and when she’s deep in her work she gets extremely focused. The house could have gone up in flames and she wouldn’t have noticed. I don’t know why that’s so attractive, but she had me hooked.

Day 17: I made her cry today, hyung. I’m worried it might be my last day here. I was just trying to do something nice and I made her some tea, but when I tried to carry the tea set to the living room I slipped on the rug and spilled the tray. The entire set broke. I just stood there paralyzed because I couldn’t believe what I’d done and she came running from another room. When she saw what broke, she started sobbing. Not just crying, hyung. Wailing. I tried to help her pick the pieces up, but she just asked me to go to my room. I’m sitting here waiting for her to tell me to pack my things. I’m sorry, hyung. I tried.

Day 18: I had gone to bed by myself last night, but Star ended up joining me. She didn’t say anything until this morning, but at least we both slept well. It turns out the tea set was one that she’d picked out piece by piece with her Grandma. As soon as I heard that I felt even worse for what I’d done, but she calmed me down when I tried to apologize. She said she knew it was a mistake and she was sorry if she scared me. She was sad but she wasn’t angry. I asked her if she wanted me to go back to the shelter, but that just made her cry again and hug me. She told me she couldn’t imagine life without me anymore. We spent the rest of the day quietly cuddling on the couch. I think we’re going to be okay.

Day 19: I needed to let my scales through while I was showering today because I felt so itchy. I don’t know why it’s happening in the middle of winter, but I shed a whole handful of scales today. I was just going to give them to you for your supplies like usual, but the thought made chest burn. I felt like I needed to give them to Star. How odd is that? Why would Star need my scales? Maybe it’s a dragon thing? Back to the books with us. I wish I had a manual like the other hybrids. Life would be so much easier.

Day 20: Star decided the 20th day we’ve been together is another milestone worthy of celebration. The zoo was is having some Christmas event for the month of December and the weather was decent enough that I wasn’t worried about her being in the cold that long, so that’s where we went. Soonyoung and Jihoon came along too. But get this hyung, she called it a double date! I don’t think she meant it in the way I want her to but...maybe? Maybe I’m growing on her at least. Either way, we had fun. I liked the petting zoo the most. There was a little goat there that wouldn’t stop following me around and Star was laughing so hard. She said when it gets warmer we are definitely getting some goats for the farm. I tried to explain that dragons most likely used goats as their main source of food. She just laughed and made jokes for the rest of the day about me having a “kid.” If it makes her this happy, I’ll accept my future as a tamed dragon turned goat dad.

Day 21: It’s been a long time since I’ve had one hyung, but I think I had a prophetic dream last night. I was here at home with Star, but the house was full of people. I think they were all men, but I couldn’t see their faces well. Everyone was happy and giggling cuddled in the living room and two little kids were running around playing. Even more amazing, Star was sitting next to me with a huge pregnant belly. In the dream, I felt proud and protective so I was sure it was mine. And she was wearing a necklace made of my scales, hyung! That’s how I knew it had to be prophetic. I’ve had no idea what to do with them, but seeing them around her neck felt right. I’m going to send them to you so we can make the necklace. I really hope that was a peek into my future. I’ve never felt such love and contentment in one room like that before.

Day 22: Nothing to report today. We just did chores and hung out. I wandered around in the forest for a while and wrote for the first time since I’ve been here. You’d cringe if you saw how sappy some of them were.

Day 23: I’ve never thought about keeping a journal before since I usually am content with using my music to let things out, but this report has kinda gotten me used to writing every day. I think the next time we’re in town I’ll buy a journal and keep this up. It’s nice to go back and remember.

Day 24: Some days I have hope that I’m not the only one feeling more than owner and hybrid. There are times when I swear I catch a glint in her eye or scent her arousal and I wonder if she might have feelings for me too. Of course, the scent could be for any reason, but a dragon can hope. Still, I think I’m doing a good job at making Star happy and she cuddles with me all the time. She tells me she adores me, but she’s usually squeezing my cheeks like I’m a kid when she does, so I don’t think she means it that way. I just wish I could get my act together and let her know I am so in love with her. She is everything to me, the very air I breathe. She’s it for me, hyung. Even if this doesn’t work out and she sends me back like my last family, she’s it. My dragon has chosen its mate and so have I.

Day 25: I gave her a hickey in my sleep. I apologized and asked if I did anything else but she laughed it off. I think I might do it often and she just keeps it to herself to spare my feelings. I am so screwed. I just wanted to give her more.

Day 26: I’m realizing now that you’re going to be reading this and it’s going to sound like some angsty teenage drama. I know you’re going to bust my balls but you know what? I don’t even care. Make fun of me for being whipped. She’s worth it.

Day 27: Star says she’s going to take me to the beach in the summer. I told her I’ve never been to the ocean and she threw a fit. I’m excited to see it, but I’m more happy that she’s making plans that far ahead. It means she’s expecting me to still be here then. She wants me to stay!

Day 28: I have a confession. I haven’t been feeling the urge for more Ryan dolls in a long time. Instead, I’ve been basically snatching things. I’ve been keeping my secret hoard in a box under my bed because I’m a little embarrassed. So much of it could be considered trash or too sappy, but it makes me happy and it fulfills my urges. There are things like tickets from the zoo, a shiny rock that I picked up during our walk along the river, any little accessories she leaves laying around, notes she’s written me (one of them is just a damn shopping list). And for some reason, I can’t stop taking her hair ties. I don’t know. They carry her scent I guess? I wish I was a normal dragon that wanted mostly jewels and coins, but even then I’d probably find some way to make it about her. Oh wait, I kinda already did, didn’t I? I nearly forgot about where her name came from. God, I’m hopeless.

Day 29: The bonding period is nearly over. While I’m anxious to get back to my classes and I miss my friends, I’ll miss being home with her all the time. I’m curious how I’ll feel when I have to be at the shelter when Star is home alone. Not good, I imagine. The urge to protect her and the den is already high enough. Oh well, something to work on. I bet you’re going to be excited to have me back to pawn all your paperwork on. I dread how high that pile has gotten.

Day 30: Here it is, my final entry for the report. I’m going to be keeping a journal after this because I really liked going back to read how I felt. It put a lot into perspective. Although, those will be a bit more personal than this. There was a lot that I didn’t share with you, hyung, as I’m sure you know. Mostly just more feelings and personal memories I’d like to keep to myself. Things she’s said and done that make me feel like the most important person in the world. I couldn’t possibly explain in just a few journal entries the depth of emotion I feel and how complete she makes me. I’ve always felt like the odd one out; the dragon that no one understood or would want. She’s never made me feel that way and accepts me for the way I am. I am honored that she wants me, even if it’s just as her hybrid. I’m going to try though, hyung. I have the necklace we made all wrapped up and I’m going to confess on Christmas day. If she rejects me, I just hope she’ll let me stay with her anyway. Maybe you could make me a good luck charm. See you tomorrow!

#bts #bts fanfic #bts scenario #namjoon #namjoon fanfic #namjoon scenario #hybrid #hybrid!bts #hybrid!namjoon #dragon hybrid #dragon!namjoon #the dragons lair #solastia

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inazuma-hpau · 8 years ago

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Inazuma Eleven ☆ Harry Potter AU | Magical Familiars

Anonymous said to inazuma-hpau: Could you maybe do a headcanon about the familiars that some of the original cast would own at Hogwarts?

I actually haven’t thought about familiars for the IE kids! Here are a couple of the original cast and the familiars they would probably have!

Endou Mamoru Endou has a tawny owl which his parents bought him as a present before he left for Hogwarts. He writes to his parents as often as he can and his mother sends him family cooking and baking because she “doesn’t want her growing son to go hungry”. He also sends many letters to his quidditch friends from the other eleven schools Ichinose Kazuya, Mark Kurger and Dylan Keith from Ilvermorny, Mac Roniejo and Teres Tolue from Castelobruxo, Rococo Urupa from Uagadou, Edgar Valtinas, Hidetoshi Nakata and Fideo Ardena Beauxbatons Academy just to name a few. His owl often pecks him in the head when he feels exhausted because Endou ends up sending way too many letters around the world, tiring the bird out.

Gouenji Shuuya Gouenji has a moderate sized white/silverish cat which was the son of his mother’s cat. Every year when he leaves for Hogwarts, his innocent and carefree younger sister Yuuka has a massive breakdown on platform 9 3/4 - not because his brother is leaving, but because his cat is. As Yuuka is still a little rough with her love, she often pats, squishes and cuddles Gouenji’s familiar to the point of uncomfortability for the the poor cat, so he is happy to escape away to hogwarts with Gouenji.

Kidou Yuuto Kidou has a large screech owl which his stepfather had given him before his first year at Hogwarts. Although he has always wanted to have a cat, his stepfather had always said that cats, toads and frogs were all disgusting, dirty creatures and that all Kidou’s should have elegant, beautiful owls as their familiars. He doesn’t argue with his stepfather as Haruna’s own tabby cat took an immediate liking to him - often visiting Kidou at Slytherin and sometimes saying the night with him. Sakuma and Fudou have also mentioned at one point that his owl’s red eyes looks exactly like his does when he doesn’t wear his goggles.

Fudou Akio Fudou has a black cat with white streaks which he befriended in his younger days. Before Hogwarts, he used to play for a local quidditch team within the town. Although all of the team disliked or hated him (being the son of a known deatheater), they were technically not allowed to ban him from joining the team. They were, however, allowed to bench him at every game to stop him from playing with them. He was super frustrated being forced to watch from the sidelines while his teammates got to have all the fun playing, but he didn’t want to leave the team out of pride and not giving in to what his teammates wanted. During one game sitting on the bench, a tiny black kitten hesitantly approached him. Fudou, being the kind soul he was, gave him a little bit of the food he was snacking on and gently stroked him. Since then, the little kitten visited Fudou every week he was on the bench and after a few years came along with Fudou when he went to Hogwarts - he gained such a liking to him, he didn’t want to leave his side.

Fubuki Shirou & Atsuya They have two kittens obtained from the same litter. Surprisingly both cats obtain the personality of the other sibling. Despite his innate talent to attract and instantly bond with any magical creature, Shirou’s light ginger tabby is always running off, stealing food from the great hall, climbing/knocking down things he’s not supposed to and cause mischief in general. He always goes missing the moment Shirou’s back is turned and Shirou ends up running around the school trying to find him.

Atsuya’s Russian Blue is more timid and shy than her brother. She’s always clinging to Atsuya, often hiding behind his legs whenever she comes across a new person. Although he doesn’t like to show it to anyone besides his brother, Atsuya absolutely adores his cat. He loves to cuddle it, rub his face against his fur and let her sleep on his bed.

Sun Garden Children

Despite the kids having their own familiars, because they spend all their time together, they end up looking after each others too. Kiyama Hiroto has a brown owl which he often sends letters to his step-father updating him on how him and the other sun garden children are doing.

Midorikawa Ryuuji, Yagami Reina and Suzuno Fuusuke all have cats. Midorikawa has a lazy half cat, half kneazle, often with an angry attitude which took a liking to him because he doesn’t force his familiar to do anything he doesn’t want. He just hisses and Midorikawa leaves him alone to sulk in all his angry furball-ness to avoid getting scratched.

Both Reina’s Siamese Cat and Suzuno’s White cat are both very spoilt cats and don’t listen to anyone besides them. They are often found lounging around on hot surfaces when the sun is out and demand good cooked premium meals like salmon - not the disgusting canned stuff bought from the store.

Nagumo on the other hand has a rat. He loves how small rats are and how easily manageable they can be (unlike the cats the other 3 has) and not too boring (like Hiroto’s owl is). He often uses his rat as a guinea pig for all the spells he is trying out so on occasion his familiar can be seen a different shape, colour, object or animal. Often when his rat does go missing, the first people he blames are Midorikawa, Suzuno and Reina, but in reality, their three cats would be too lazy to even chase his rat.

… it’s actually Fudou’s cat that steals his rat.

Saginuma Osamu is one of the few people who don’t have familiar because he’s so sick of the other Sun Children’s familiars harassing him - Hiroto’s owl attempting to peck his eyes out, Nagumo’s rat biting his fingers and Midorikawa’s, Reina’s and Suzuno’s cats all scratching him all over his body.

Kogure Yuuya Obviously a toad. Just a common toad, nothing more special than the connection between Kogure and his toad. He loves to play pranks with his toad and is never without him. He loves letting his toad loose and causing havoc on everyone in his year group (the girls hate it the most), especially Ravenclaw’s Otonashi Haruna - probably because he finds her a challenge and she’s the only one who never lets him get away his pranks.

Tachimukai Yuuki As a muggle born wizard, Tachimukai is amazed by the concept of being able to even have owls as familiars or pets. The first time he walked into Eeylops Owl Emporium & Magical Menagerie he just about fainted from excitement. He asks his Tawny Owl to send letters home to his parents once a week talking about all his adventures in the wizarding world - despite his parents never really understanding what he's talking about.

Utsunomiya Toramaru Toramaru has a ginger cat with what looks like a few dark stripes on it’s back. His familiar is a lot smaller than other cats and was the runt of the litter he was from. Toramaru’s cat is a very energetic cat, often climbing on Torumaru’s trousers, cloaks, jumpers and occasionally a tree which he cannot get down from. As Torumaru’s cat is incredibly energetic, it gets tired just as easily and takes naps often - sometimes falling asleep in the strangest of places (sometimes in his school bag or in the hood of one of the Gryffindor boy’s uniforms. It was a slight scare to their goalkeeper Genda Koujirou, who felt the sudden wriggling in shirt as he tried to get ready for practise in the changing rooms.

#inazuma eleven #harry potter au #magical familiars #iehp au

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congalineofpeace · 8 years ago

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Best Student Represents Class

Hey, Foh here again! Today I wanted to be real with you guys: Oha gave me below a 50 percent in gym today and I am PISSED. Just because I can’t use magic or throw punches doesn’t mean I’m entirely useless!

I mean... I know he’s probably jealous of my amazing writing which you really should read- I have a bunch by the way- wait a minute!!! You don’t know our class! Tsk, you wouldn’t even understand my beautiful masterpieces if you didn’t know them!

Well, I guess I got to educate you guys about my school. Y’see, here in Tawn, we don’t have many amazing people like myself. We have amazing students here though that really spice it up around here though!

I’ll start with the best two: Krair Brich and Meimei. Those two are the cutest couple in the class, because Meimei’s this druid that acts like a cat and purrs on Krair. She has blue hair and emerald eyes, and looks like she’s 8 or something - but Krair wouldn’t like an 8-year-old would she? That’s... Pretty weird. Oha says HSART broke her or something, but then there’s Krair. She’s something else... Beautiful blonde hair and a tan adolescent body, appearing the age of 10 although we all know she’s really 15. She’s so cute with round glasses and golden eyes, possibly the cutest girl here. I don’t get why she wants to become a Seer, but she begged teach to train her to protect Meimei.

Oliver Thompson is next. He’s an artificer gunsmith that Vl’duvast raised, but he’s such a jerk. He keeps making fun of me because he has brown hair and I don’t, but he’s just a freaky vampire guy! Yeah... Totally.... That’ll show him.

Uroc of Fawnsign and Flor of Guo joined class together just a few weeks ago. Uroc’s supposed to be a traveler who walked all the way with a kitsune spirit and wanted to train her to be good since she wants to burn forests down, Idunno, but the Mystevic really hate Flor. I think she’s just jealous Uroc is stronger than Dacodix.

Dacodix and Decodix are brother and sister and the highest ranks here. They technically are supposed to be graduated - the brother at least, but he’s all like Oh dear Dacodix how are you going to graduate without me? He’s melodramatic! They both use their fists to fight and punch everything.

I wanna say that Hakoshu is an adult guy human thing and is the son of the Feiferri, who’s this really hot general store owner. She dropped him here before probably any of us were here and he’s amazing with animals and bows! He keeps talking like a cat-person though, purring like a weirdo... You and you’re s-

ONWARDS!

You know who reminds me of Feiferri, the most beautiful feline in the town? Fheifhei. You might think because of the name - you’re right, but Fheifhei isn’t human like Feiferri. I don’t understand how she works - heard she was transfused with a human because of HSART, but she’s a shark. A shark. A female shark, but oh. It doesn’t stop there. She’s a bard. I don’t get it. The chick knows every language and is friends with a demon that works at the bar too. I really don’t get why she’s at school, but she always lets me have cuddles when I get nightmares.

Ellabella and Naovis are two peas in a pod. Ellabella is a rouge who’s supposed to be hiding because she failed at her job, and spars with Dacodix to try to make sure she’s up for when she gets captured. Naovis on the other hand is an elf wizard who’s all royal and stuff, but she’s always happy with Ellabella and had promised to purify the world together once the people stop trying to hunt Elly.

Ivris is a paladin who grew up to want to pillage everyone and thing in sight - and only told me why she was here... I’m sure no one is listening to me, but it’s because she’s trying to steal someone’s power and become a demigod herself. Now that is a goal! On the other hand, Losadore wants to teach what power is. He was from the land of the Drow - and... well...

Ever since HSART began reigning terror, the Drow have been almost obsolete. He’s afraid they’re all dead, but... I don’t think so. There has to be a living Drow somewhere! I’m sure in his heart he thinks the same, but he’s just angry at HSART too much to think about it.

Venta Illumina promises to get rid of HSART. She’s been training her voice and learning about monsters and TRASH itself to combat them, and says that she is able to sacrifice herself so long as she lives. According to her, a sacrifical maiden from the skies is born and destined to die to rid the world of a “false god.” I trust her, and so does everyone else... And... She’s soo smart! Sometimes I wonder how she sees, because her helmet covers her eyes and up - and the rest of her face is exposed.

Maywhitter is a cute sheep girl. Everything about her screams “WEAK!” She’s fragile, she’s unable to fight or run as quick as us all, but she’s small and can use magic. Oha has told her to study medicine and learn the ways of a cleric because of this, because she’s hopeless for anything else.

Then there’s me, Foh! I’m sexy, handsome, short black hair and black eyes to match and the best writer in the wu-orld! What is my class you may ask? Well...Uh...

.... Oha Groah is the teacher! He’s grumpy and has conspiracy theories about us, and knows a lot. He’s a gunslinger too and used to play cowboys with goblins - and that’s how we get our goblin stew! I’m sure he’s just too busy cooking and dealing with us here, and that he’s a good man.

Hrushvictar, last but not least, is the last student in our class. He doesn’t speak often, likes to learn, and the only one who bothers him is me and Ivris. She has a crush on him, and I just wanna open him up! He began talking to us just a few days ago, and he’s soooo humble that he makes me want to cuddle him until I run out of cuddles!!

Now that you know everyone now, you’ll be able to read my beautiful fictitious work about these lovely babies, and maybe I’ll ask them interview stuff so I can write more about it!

If I do interview anyone, who should I interview? I’ll let you guys decide. Anyway, Foh out!

#Foh #someone stop him #dnd #3.5e #custom story #conga line of peace #student #class #im too good #all the students

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pyropsychiccollector · 8 years ago

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Been a while since I did one of these... Hnn. Brandish won the coin toss. Sooo... Let's do a pairing breakdown for Natsu x Brandish. Let's see how an AU would pan out... ^__^

How did they meet: Due to circumstances, Lucy is left an orphan before she's taken in by Grammi, who at least feels partially responsible for Lucy's loss. As a result, she and Brandish grow up together, with the family of three eventually settling near the port of Hargeon. Consequently, when Natsu comes in search of Igneel, he encounters Brandish and Lucy both. The Dragon Slayer extends Lucy an invitation to join Fairy Tail, since she is still a huge fan, though Brandish expresses no desire to travel, much less join a Wizard Guild, as that sounded like too much work. However, Grammi forces the issue and promises to move to Magnolia with them, thinking it would do her Brandi good to get out there and see the world.

... Obviously, Brandish is less than happy about the whole thing. Despite their first Fairy Tail acquaintance having a flying, talking cat that she could jumbo-size at her leisure.

Who developed romantic feelings first: Technically, Brandish develops her feelings first. It's nothing like 'falling in love at first sight', though. Quite the opposite. It takes months and months for even a spark to develop, and even then, it starts as a jealousy of the 'mighty Titania', who oh-so-effortlessly can make Natsu smile and just overall demonstrates a powerful bond with the Pyro.

.... Stupid redheaded bimbo. Hogging that wonderful space heater. Making him pumped for everything when he could be taking it easy, like her...

Who is their biggest “shipper”: Lucy, when she finds out Brandish is harboring a crush on the Dragon Slayer (that she, of course, denies). Though Happy is a close second... After all, Brandish likes to make him big, and the Exceed likes towering over the Guildhall. It's a win-win.

When did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances: It takes Natsu to initiate anything. Brandish deems her growing feelings as "troublesome", and won't meet the Dragon Slayer halfway, since he may not even feel anything for her. It ultimately just comes down to one day where the two of them are having fun messing with Lucy - one of their favorite hobbies. And it's not like Natsu is immediately hit with a revelation or anything; he just becomes curious of what it would be like to kiss a girl, and Brandish seemed like the least likely to seriously hurt him for it, as that would take too much effort for her liking.

Imagine Natsu's surprise when Brandish shrinks him to action figure size, and Brandish grills him over the "random" action. Oh boy.

Who confessed their feelings first: Well, shortly after the kissing incident, Brandish distances herself for a time, and Natsu is left panicking over how he can get into her good graces again. Lucy and Gray try to walk him through his own feelings without tipping him off to Brandish's, and at first Natsu is sort of at a loss. It's not like Igneel told him about relationships in-depth - and if he did so, Natsu sure as hell didn't pay attention. In the end, though finding Igneel is still his first priority, Natsu decides he wouldn't be able to look his father in the eye if he didn't patch things up with Brandish first. He tries to explain his feelings to Brandish - which comes off more as rambling - and the green-head calls him an idiot for getting so worked up over a trifling thing.

Then Brandish initiates a kiss, much to Natsu's shock...

What was their first official date: Unsurprisingly, their first date is quite a quirky one. Brandish suggests having a picnic while flying on top of Jumbo Happy, and Natsu chips in that they should shrink Lucy to the size of a Barbie doll and tease her by "almost" dropping her a few times off of Air Happy.

Brandish is highly amused.

How do they feel about double dates/group dates: They're not against them, per se... Brandish doesn't care for them because that involves more socializing, but if Natsu feels like agreeing to a group date with Gray and Ultear, she won't object. Keep an eye on Ultear, yes, but object, no.

What do they do in their downtime: Brandish likes their downtime. Downtime translates to cuddle-time, which Brandish finds heavenly. When they're not cuddling, they're invading Lucy's apartment and just having a jolly old time messing with her.

What was the first meeting of parents as an official couple like: Well, Natsu has Grammi's blessing. She knew he'd be a good influence on Brandi the moment her daughter introduced the Dragon Slayer, and by the time the two are dating, Grammi knows Natsu well enough to know he's not the type of guy to pull anything. Now, Aquarius, who is still close to Brandish, is a slightly different story, with the bluenette intimidating the Dragon Slayer into behaving. Brandish won't be meeting Igneel for a while, so it's largely up to Gray - the protective brother - and Erza to make sure she doesn't trample on Natsu's feelings, no matter how "troublesome" they may be.

.... That said, Erza is a bit put out she didn't progress her relationship with the Dragon Slayer. Even if she still believes she loves Jellal, she can't help feeling a twinge of jealousy at seeing Natsu and Brandish so happy together. Something along the lines of, "That could've been me!"

What was their first fight over and how did they get past it: Though various girls are close to Natsu, there comes a few occasions when Ultear crosses the line with her teasing. It was one of these incidents that sparked bitter feelings from Brandish, as Natsu doesn't do anything overt to reject Ultear's "advances". Even so, it doesn't take Natsu long to make things up with her; a contrite apology here, some toying around with Lucy there, and Brandish drops the issue. She comes to grips with the fact that Natsu is a very likeable guy, and there will be... others... that are curious about dating the Pyro.

.... Alas, Brandish will not be giving him up.

Which one is more easily made jealous: Brandish, hands down. Don't get her too worked up, or she'll shrink you... >.>

What is their favourite thing to get to eat: They aren't that picky, though once they visit Caracole Island... Let's just say star mango gelatos are the "food of the gods", to quote a certain green-head...

Who’s the cuddly one: Brandish. Though as time goes on, Natsu grows to like holding her close, too.

Are they hand holders: Too troublesome.

How long do they wait before sleeping together for the first time: They're sleeping in the same bed fairly early on because Brandish likes to cuddle, though sex doesn't enter the picture until mooonths into their relationship.

Who tops: When they get down to it, Brandish is fine with letting Natsu keep the reins. .... Though he'd better make sure to make it worth her while (which he has never failed to accomplish).

Who does the shopping and the cooking: When it becomes clear just how much Natsu likes to fish, Brandish finally deigns something to be worth the effort, and she grudgingly does all the shopping to get a variety of meals. On the condition that Natsu does all the cooking, since he's not half bad at it.

Which one is more organized and prone to tidiness: Pfft. These two? Tidy? Brandish will sooner shrink the pile of junk when it gets too unbearable, and then have Natsu burn all of it. Chances are when you drop by their home, it will be a pigsty.

Who proposes: Natsu.

Do they have joined Bachelor/Bachelorette parties or separate: At their friends' insistence, separate... Though Brandish is keen to warn certain girls not attending her party that if she hears they dropped by Natsu's.... there will be "consequences".

Who is the best man/maid of honor: Loke and Lucy. Natsu doesn't trust the Stripper to not steal the show with his habit. And of course Brandish doesn't trust Ultear or Erza nearly as much as Lucy.

Natsu is hers, damn it.

Big Ceremony or Small: Small, held at Kardia Cathedral.

Do they have a honeymoon: Sure. Brandish keeps a pretty tight lid on it, though. They depart and return on Air Happy, and not even probing the Exceed bears any answers, as he's been sufficiently bribed into silence.

There might or might not have been a witness or two of a giant cat flying past Hargeon in the direction of Caracole Island.....

Do they have children/How many: At least one girl. If they did make another attempt, they ended up having twins, which just meant more work... So troublesome. But Natsu's sooo good in bed; and the Dragon Slayer certainly likes getting kinky with his Brandi-chan.

#Fairy Tail #Natsu Dragneel #Brandish Mu #Natsu x Brandish #BraTsu

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this one’s just for self indulgence

Maya Drangleic / Jane the Alufiend (Half-succubus) 1) How did they meet? Maya and her XCrawler team (dungeon crawling but as a televised national spectator sport) picked up Jane as ‘loot’ from an asshole dungeon that got a few hundred other participants killed. Jane’s technically Maya’s ‘property’ slash ‘slave.’

2) Who developed romantic feelings first? Maya. She didn’t know it though, rough background in foster care and all. Jane, as her secretary for other stuff, had been teasing and flirting with her for a while at that point but Maya was the first one to realize it was more than just a scandalous baatezu/tanarri fling. (Natural blood instincts just made them needle each other for fun.)

3) Biggest shipper? The rest of Maya’s menagerie of non-human XCrawl monsters all join in and cheer their boss on. But surprisingly Big Annie Biggs ( @itspurvis‘s character in the same pathfinder campaign) was the most directly supporting of their relationship. Odd for a literal murder hobo.

4) When was their first kiss and under what circumstances? Jane’s teasing one day while they were doing paper work escalated. This was before they got ‘romantic’ though.

5) Who confessed their feelings first? Maya confessed some time after developing the feelings, not knowing how to feel about the situation when she legitimately was starting to feel strongly for Jane. The gap between the epiphany and the confession was awkward and standoff-ish, but that time period gave Jane enough time to put 2 and 2 together and realize she felt something similar. (Maya still being on a mortal age scale in comparison to Jane’s outsider status didn’t help.)

6) First official date? Dinner at a comfy hole in the wall Jane was told about by co-workers. Jane tends to take the lead in doing ‘stuff’, else they end up at a lot of libraries and museums.

7) Double dates/group dates? Exposure to Jane and all her other non-human subordinates has relaxed Maya’s standards to where it’s about an even 50/50 split between just the two of them and stringing along closer friends. Lily/Treya/Mary are most common tag alongs.

8) What do they do in their down time? Maya’s downtime is dedicated to research, being an alchemist. Jane’s downtime is similar with her wizard abilities. But together they tend to just laze about and do surprisingly quiet things; Jane takes particular delight in showing Maya tv shows and movies she missed cause she was a stick in the mud during school.

9) First meeting of the parents? Ain’t it hilarious when your mafia contacts return a false positive on recent employee blood tests, resulting in you discovering the parents that had to give you up for adoption 26 years ago.

10) What was their first fight and how did they get past it? Maya found herself really confused and frustrated by her feelings after a certain point, and didn’t know how to go forward. She didn’t know what it meant to Jane, being so much older than her (and at that point almost entirely likely to outlive her), and she didn’t have much experience with relationships to begin with. It took a while for her to get brave enough to talk it out; blessedly, Jane was understanding and comforting.

11) Which one’s more easily made jealous? Neither are prone to it. Jane being a half-succubus means she’s kind of free-spirited to begin with, and since Maya has (for better or worse) modeled most of her relationship-based behavior on Jane, she is too. The only real snag is that Maya becomes self-reflective and brooding on her completely non-standard appearance sometimes.

12) What it their favorite thing to get to eat? Anything, as long as there’s a fuckton of it. (Maya eats a lot to sustain her biology.)

13) Who’s the cuddly one and what’s their favorite position? It took Maya a little to warm up to it but she grew into a cuddle monster. All positions are enjoyed but expect tentacles everywhere.

14) Are they hand holders? Maya commonly sneaks a tentacle over to Jane, who pets it like a cat. They link arms otherwise.

15) How long do they wait before sleeping for the first time? What are the circumstances? Their ‘game’ with each other reached a peak one day while they were doing paperwork and suddenly the coffee table wasn’t being used for coffee anymore.

16) Who tops? Jane most of the time. Maya has it in her though.

17) Worst fight? After the initial rough patch, the two honestly haven’t had much issue. There was a point where Maya met the source of her devil blood and that proved to be a major threat to Jane, but Jane wouldn’t let that get in the way of anything. (Once a few contingencies were up, of course)

18) Shopping and cooking? Maya shops, both cook. Actual grocery runs are kind of dates for them, though, since they mostly just order things online and get grateful handouts from neighbors and subordinates.

19) Who’s more organized and prone to tidiness? Maya. ~Alchemy~

20) Who proposes? Maya proposes both marriage and her crazy plan to remove the upper limit of her lifespan via turning herself into some sort of crazy alchemic jiang-shi/mummy at the same time.

21) Separate bachelor/bachelorette parties or together? Maya did a small thing with her XCrawl team.

22) Best man/maids of honor? Maya’s team were her guests of honor, of course.( @stuffman-main, @askanoarfish, @itspurvis, and PXtfd who isn’t on tumblr )

23) Big or small ceremony? Fucking huge, considering all the supporting cast our characters had.

24) Honeymoon? The two plane hopped for half a month after the wedding.

25) Kids? Maya traded her fertility for the lifespan, but it was arguable if she was fertile to begin with after all the modifications already built in. She and Jane would become the immortal lesbian aunties to Maya’s entire birth family though.

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