dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain
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SEETHING rn because when i was getting ready to go out my housemate saw my platform boots and told me "watch out for low-hanging branches" thinking he was being sooooooo funny and guess what i walked straight into on my way into town. well why don't you just fucking guess.
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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
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… I just needed an excuse to draw cursed cat Alastor before it dies out
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(via @slop.guru on Bluesky)
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why can't manatees bounce around on land like seals
a simple reason!
THERE IS NO BOUNCE IN THIS THING. it's just bones. open bones.
seal and sea lion skeleton for comparison:
LESS BONES!! MORE BOUNCE
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I wanted to hope on board the #CursedCatAlastor wagon over on Twitter, even if I was a bit late. It's just so perfectly stupid. 😂
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