#cus I’m in fuckin’ minecraft

[faunflame]

got on a bus for the first time at 10:00 PM, and the vibes were like a cafe

people were talking at a light volume, some people wearing Bluetooth headphones, new people coming onto the bus would join the conversation quietly among a bunch of the other middle-aged adults who didn’t know each other in the middle of the bus

it was weird, but chill and pretty cool

[dreambaited]

hi aj! ik you're probably abandoning this blog and I would've asked on ur personal blog but uh you don't have anons on so I couldn't. I just wanted to pop in and say I'm a long time follower from early 2021 and I kinda left the Fandom in 2022 after all the Amanda allegations came out. I didn't really know what to think at the time and was just overall deeply upset to think that ccs I admired so much could abuse their power like that. so I just got off Tumblr and tried to go back to other things that brought me joy instead (phan). I kinda tentatively stepped back into the Fandom after dreams last video vindicated him. now after all this shit going down I am just sitting here thinking my God why did I think I could just casually care about these minecraft dudes when every fuckin week there's some new earth shattering drama (not to call caiti's feelings drama bc they're valid n all) but this shit w punz is so unserious lmao. anyways idk why I wrote this but uhh yeah! I hope ur doing well, I've always thought that you were amongst the rational peeps of dtblr and I wish you the best even if youre leaving the fandom cus uh i think i am too, this shit aint worth the mental distress lmao. 💚

oh nonnie you’re the sweetest yeah i’m gonna post something soon that’s longer and more thorough about my thoughts and feelings just because i feel like it’s warranted in this situation. thank you for following me for so long i definitely recognize you in my notifs i’m sure. this fandom has formed such a huge part of my identity and i’m really grateful for everyone i’ve shared this community with whether you were just a lurker or an active community member. i’m glad i could some ounce of rationality in the madness that has been this community. i wish you all the best and hope you find a new community to pour your heart into 💚💚💚

[candyredmusings]

“Another One Of Those ‘Things My Discord Said’ Sentence Starters.

Things taken from DMs and a few group chats from Discord. CW: NSFT Change / Edit as necessary !

i am literally tom cruise

cum is cool.

[NAME]  is fucked up cus he is straight man

[NAME]  show me your fuckin tits

[NAME], you better not be standing catatonic in your room wearing your handmade jigsaw robe again.

its like they creampied me but instead of cum it was new music

like what about my pussy-area makes u think sea cucumber

the mind is weak. but the body is funky

so im reading that fanfic where 1d like, buys your soul or whatever and im shook

well tom servo is a sex god

and then i freaked it

FUCK YOU APPLE JACK FUCK

ILL SLURP WITH YOU

LEMME SHOW U DICK

ITS A SIDE QUEST YOU SILLY BITCH

I’m a zombie the law can’t stop me

LEAVE YOUR GOLDEN UNCRUSTABLES OUT OF MY HOME I WILL NOT FALL VICTIM TO THY TRICKERY

you, telling me to ignore a twink with side swept brown hair? foolish.

Hes so hot i briefly started texting like a straight person

and because I’m god and I’ve decided that. No. In fact. I’m not done.

MY DUMB BOTTOM BRAIN FOLLOWS COMMANDS TOO WELL

[NAME], I know you love bloopy reggae jams. Now is not the time

OH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT YOUD SAY YOU STUPID ACCIDENTAL HIMBO DEMON

man i rlly am attracted to paul mccartney.

its not that kennedy was gay af sleeping w jackies fat ass out, he just has a better one-

jealous of my massive honkeers

YOU BRAINCELLED BITCH

this forced open my third eye and i saw the devil--

oh me seeming romantically interested in u is making u uncomfortable?? noted

the only pussy this party city shake out wig looking mother fucker is getting

[NAME]  expose your teeth right fucking now

IN THE DEPARTMENT OF OLD MAN FUCKING, WEVE GOT YOU BEAT

What if we kissed while one of us got called racist and we are both boys

i just jacked it to minecraft piss porn

I will pop a huge tentacle boner

i hate females fr fr

we left u to die to play minecraft

IM GONNA FRICKLE-FRACK YOUR WIFE

CAN I KARATE CHOP IT LIKE IN SPONGEBOB

DWIGHT FROM THE OFFICE IS NOT MY SKRUNKLY

she would never ever take away one of these stupid fucking hats

My brother in Christ you’re being haunted

i want to wring you like a wet towel and slap u against a wall

Yeah you'll come to learn I just have a thing for milk

Piss ur pants harder pls I wanna watch

I'm gonna corn on the kill myself

good morning to parappa and his stans. everyone else..... hi ig

lol look at this clown with no slurs

God has abandoned his children but unfortunately for you I pay child support and I will smite thee.

this is how I reveal myself to be homophobic

I have no sluts

idk what it is abt it but boba makes me become like an actual whore

im homophobic suddenly

he was like ‘You're so big”.... and i just started crying

anyones penis can be hard hes not special

for the love of god please help me

i can talk about piss for hours

im sorry i havent recognized mickey mouse clubhouse ost as the cultural landmark that it is

I ASKED IF WE WOULD RP AFTER FUCKING BIBLE STUDY OR WHATEVER

the benefits of being a yandere is that i dont have to forgive OR forget and I am a living breathing PVP zone so Fuck with me white boy.

When toxic by ashnikko comes on I enter the gaslight gatekeep phases of my girlbosshood

im like a child in line for the newest fucked up disney ride

[NAME] is just all fucking Sorts of fucked up

im clownfaking

why are we here? to suffer? every other day i get messages from a whore

always thinking abt when my friend called me a "white boy whore"

you gotta PUMP the errand girl with cocaine

im beyond shame bc i love all cock try again

people have fetishes.

They really do crucify anyone these days huh

u may have never hungered for cock but you have hungered for a sub sandwich and honestly? theyre basically the same thing-

hi im drawing hentai

[NAME] idk why but that really. makes me want to stab you

“Don't have sex FOMO, [NAME], no! “

“TRY AND NUKE THIS, BITCH.”

“There's a group of golden skeletons behind you hitting the griddy “

“GRANDPA’S ASHES SUCKED MY COCK AND TOOK ME TO ARBYS.”

“You’re lanky with no gender and silly goofy with the rizz it works.”

“You can’t just tell me I could be a Tumblr sexy man to my face at 4:30 PM.”

"I have strong opinions about the soviet union"

“CALL THAT PUSSY THE MATRIX CAUSE IM IN THIS BITCH AND I CANT GET OUT “

“dont cry. 8000 types of reptiles on the planet, okay?”

[NAME] lives his life like he’s an RPG character but picks only the rude dialogue options.”

“I need to beat off to this before God destroys California.”

"No amount of pussy could get me on a rollercoaster with three loops"

"I love your senior citizen pussy"

"Gerber is pretty reliable .. I mean .. The Gerber baby didn't die .... did it?"

“you are white i assume”

"I hate you terrorist, and you may quote me on that"

"I love watching you play minecraft. It's like watching a baby fawn."

"I've never seen old men who fuck harder."

"i don't need him to KILL i need him to FUCK ME"

"well maybe if you just dicked down your wife she wouldn't have gone on a murderous slut rampage"

"why cant these BIG titty bimbos stop HANGING around me"

[crabssss]

Was tagged by @selenecrown

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Prefered Name

Zanzibar or Zander for short. Some people may of used to know me as Zoe but I’ve changed names :0

Birthday

July 7th buy me crabs

Where do you live

Colorado

Three things you’re doing now

Was on a vc with the boys I’ll be joining again soon, uh eating and being all cozy in my onesie

Four fandoms that peek interest?

Really it’s just Cookie Run that I’m fixated on. Side ones I enjoy Minecraft and I guess zodiacs only because the boys and I have ocs of them

How has it been during the pandemic?

I wanna die

Any song you can’t stop listening to?

Not really? I mean I guess there are some but only usually when I’m drawing I won’t stop repeating a song.

Movie recommendations?

I don’t watch movies really 😔

Occupation or School?

Just CU, gonna learn about genetics and viruses

Heat or Cold?

Heat because I wanna be warm and cozy

A fact no one else knows?

I don’t know? I can do double jointed tricks.

Are you shy?

:)

Preffered Pronouns?

He/him or they/them please

Biggest Pet Peeve

Fuckin eating noises

Rate your life 1 to 10

Probably like a four or five I don’t know

Main Blog?

It’s this one

Something others should know because they become friends with you?

I got... a lot of emotional baggage and trauma so if I’m not the friend you thought I’d be please be patient I gotta come out of my shell first :’)

Tags

I don’t know do this if you want lmao

[tetrisdotcom]

2, 3, 9?

2. Dream hair basically.

bro this changes so often but i just wanna dye my fuckin hair whatever colour i want honestly,,, neon yellow’s been on my mind recently. other than that i want it fairly long-ish but shorter than it is atm like, above the shoulder. i want my side bangs back cus that was Cool and Edgy. would be nice if my hair wasnt the straightest thing in the word cus it looks flat as hell. i wanna be able to wear it up or down and still look androgynous as hell ykno

3. Cat person or magical person?

why is this tough i’m overthinking this lmao ajsajaksak i feel like magical person gives me more powers but cats are cute so. i’ll just go with the magical one

9. Fave “cringey” interest.

do minecraft and undertale still count as cringe? i’m sure they must to a lot of people. real big fan of undertale dude. love everything abt it. real Nostalgic. toby fox please answer my calls i need more deltarune