sigh my qpp<3
i confessed my alterous feelings toward him on march 20th 2023 and we’ve been together ever since. we both ramble to each other about our interests even if the other isn’t into the same things (which usually changes for me personally most of my hyperfocuses stem from hearing xem talk about it LOL). every thing about him is so amazing and i’m still in shock he loves me as much as i love em. i gave him a letter thinking it was dumb because half of it was me gushing about how in love with him i am and guess what. kip gave me a letter back with the exact same energy. how is that even possible. i can’t believe i’m so lucky. we’re going to barnes and noble soon so he can get the new percy jackson book (i know nothing about pj) and i’m extremely excited. i love how passionate he is about it it’s honestly adorable. okay i’m done thats my qpr story ^^
aww!
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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”
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Barbie movie never said "we need to stop men" it said "we need to stop toxic masculinity" and if that made you feel called out I got some news for you
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PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.
If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.
This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods
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You're telling me I'm supposed to be looking at this fictional man and I'm NOT supposed to want to tenderly kiss his face and neck and tell him how pretty and wonderful he is??? cruel
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