#damn i wish they were real

[corn-cardigan]

my fave cutscene in the game for realsies

based off this pic:

[instantfoxdonut]

w-ww-www-wo-women-

[incinerated-vestiges]

they’re married your honor

(thank you @ekurie987 for the reminder to finish these queens 🙏 🙏)

there’s probably something wrong with this but I’m too sleep deprived to go back and fix it so. this is what u get

hopefully I’ll get more splatoon stuff out when I figure out how to simplify the coloring a bit more more

[skitskatstudios]

In my language, “PK” is a curse word. So to me, Saiki and his friends all go to ‘Fuck You Academy’.

[fraternum-momentum]

WE'RE GETTING EVICTED FROM OUR APARTMENT.

[pxme-granate]

happy father's day to jupiter north, the only dad mog has ✌️

[cowboyinanotherlife]

Born to be a man in the 1800s on an arctic expedition where I share a softly intimate relationship with my superior, forced to be a 23 year old teenage girl ｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡

[randomnameless]

I really want to get into Unicorn Overlord because that prologue slaps and it sounds like an interesting gameplay experience

but

the designs are just...

Camel toes, battle thongs and bouncing boobies that would straight up be from some of the worst FEH alts, furry baits (forget the sniddies, we have foxtits and... owl boobs...) and leg art that would make Duo!Doro look tame in comparaison.

What to do...

[ruelpsen]

I’m the anon who suggested thinking about your crush sitting on you and now I have a new thought. Edible gas bubbles. Like at a dinner party you see a big bowl of multi-coloured circles that look like dense large boba balls. You take a couple not really thinking about it. Then about 40 seconds later your stomach feels weird. You pat your belly gently and immediately release a large belch. Then another. And another. You ask about them and everyone gets giggly.

I'd look to L/ondo for an explanation. He'd smile, those pretty fangs and pretty eyes sparkling as he gazes at me with arousal. I belch again and he wraps an arm around me, drawing me in close. I stand next to him, blushing sheepishly as I try and fail to stifle another belch. The other C/entauri around us giggle at me in my embarrassment.

"There's no need to be shy, darling," he'd say. "What was it I told you to do at this party? To let l-"

I cut him off with yet another loud, rumbling belch. I moan from how good it feels, only to clasp my hands over my mouth the second I remember we're not alone. The other partygoers laugh heartily.

"As I was saying, I told you to let loose, to enjoy yourself. And I mean for you to enjoy yourself in every possible way."

With his free hand, he reaches over to the table with the bowl and grabs a pair of the colorful balls, handing one of them to me before popping the second in his own mouth, quickly chewing and swallowing.

"In our language, they're called tuchanta. Edible balls of gas, meant to-"

He pauses for a moment and presses a fist to his mouth, somewhat suppressing a deep, rich belch.

"Gods, that felt good," he sighs to himself. "That expulsion is precisely their purpose. To free up room so we may continue to indulge to our hearts' content!" He gestures to the one in my hand. "Come, dear, eat up for me," he says directly to me, his voice sultry and sweet. "Perhaps, sometimes, we indulge in them solely for the sensation and the pleasure it brings..."

With that encouragement, I pop it into my mouth and chew it. It's sweet, fruity, and leaves me hungry for more. I swallow and look up to L/ondo, blushing less from embarrassment and more from arousal. He pats his stomach and allows a rumbling belch to slip out. He follows it up with a wink, as I feel the members on his side against me begin to stir thanks to his own arousal. I bite my tongue to stop myself from moaning again, both as a result of his belching and arousal and because of how bloated I'm beginning to feel again. L/ondo senses this and puts his free hand on my stomach, forcing out of me an explosively impressive belch. The other C/entauri hoot and holler in an encouraging response, clearly enjoying how appropriately burpy I am.

"Fuck," I gasp breathlessly. L/ondo himself belches again, and I can't help myself any longer. In front of everyone, I pull him into a passionate kiss, feeling him stiffen further as I belch against his lips. There's cheering and whistling for us now, and L/ondo belches against me in turn. He breaks away but keeps my face close to his, whispering so no one else will hear him...

"I know how hungry you are, darling. Now go and eat to your heart's content for me. When you'd like to retire to my quarters, come find me. But make sure you bring some tuchanta with you, enough for the both of us."

With that, he pulls me to his side again and addresses our fellow partiers. "Everyone, keep an eye on my dear little love here! Clearly he knows how to belch like a C/entauri-" he pats my belly to get me to belch again for effect- "but let's show him how to eat like one too. Make sure he gets nice and full for me, yes?"

Three more of those tasty balls are pressed into my hands, along with some sort of tasty-looking pastry. Oh gods, this night is only just beginning...

[pepperpixel]

Some new art of a very very old oc of mine! From like, when I was an 8th grader in middle school to freshman in high school I think, I haven’t thought about this character or the world she’s from in like… years, but my brain suddenly remembered she existed! And so I drew some art of her!

Visually, she’s absolutely mostly the result of my child self sticking Toko Fukawa from Danganronpa and Peacock from Skullgirls in a blender and lettin it fuckin rip. Personality wise she’s a bit different tho… she’s into politics! As in,,, she’s in politics ghgh, she’s like the chief of the surveillance department for the country of (mostly) witches that the story takes place in. And one of the advisors to the head ruler witch,,, she sucks! Hardcore! she’s def a villain lol

[kiukiu1270]

AHHH SUPER LATE MYKOLA BIRTHDAY POST!!

Heres a silly little 15 Fyolai comic that I made :3

Ahhh thank you for waiting lovelies, sorry Kiu took so long lol

FLUFF 15FYOLAI IS BACK YIPPIEEEE

Also, HUGE thanks to @/nikovcir on insta for helping and inspiring me to make this comic :3 (Love you very much 💋💋)

FEDYA DID NOT FORGET HIS BIRTHDAY ‼️‼️

MYKOLA TURING 16 THIS YEAR JUST LIKE KIU ‼️‼️

Hmm I should change this into 16Fyolai so they can age with me…

Oh how I love cute cringy lovey dovey comics 💕

And yes I did intend to put this in a more romantic light 🤭 silly 15 year olds 💕💕 I love them so much

Happy Birthday Mykola <3

[shopcat]

omfg people really need to calm the fuck down about people disliking some characters like it's not always a deep seated prejudice or an inability to empathise it's because we are human beings with our own experiences and normal biases and fictional characters are not real and it doesn't matter if you don't like them for pretty much any reason at all and doesn't make you suddenly x just because the character is y it just means you don't like them. obviously other indications of actual prejudice or a repeated pattern mean something else entirely but you can just dislike a character because get this they're a character and not a real person. you can dislike real people too even it's almost like we've got free will. please oh please can we get out of the torture chamber together.

[beanghostprincess]

I don’t mean it in shippy way, but I’ve been rewatching my childhood shows and

Me, age 8, watching my little pony: wow those two sisters really are so adorable, it’s so sad the younger one felt so unshined by the other. But I like Luna more, since she is an underdog and was kinda right to feel this way, even if it wasn’t her sister fault

Me, age 22, reading one piece 1082: I really didn’t change at all didn’t I

Literally me fr fr I've always liked this type of character and it hasn't changed ever since! Maybe it's the complexity in which they're written. Perhaps it's that I relate to them just a lil bit too much. Whatever it is, misunderstood characters who have all the right to feel envy towards their specific loved ones my beloveds.

[angelstrawbabie420]

im sick btw (small chest cold) so i knocked myself out w benadryl last night and fell asleep to jerma’s house flipper invitational and i ended up having a dream that i was just in jerma’s house with a few of my friends and a bunch of other ppl who were in the invitational (ZERO idea why i was there) and we all had dinner at this long table with him and the whole time i was losing my mind freaking out bc i forgot my meds at home LMFAO HUH

[s735]

7/20/23

I got around to reading Dragon Ball and DBZ for the first time recently. Raditz, Nappa and Vegeta are my faves. I wish we saw more of them before they died.

[jayisa]

just saw the haikyuu movie and it was SO GOOD