#damnit i would read this

[stesichoreanpalinode]

Going down a whole train of thought about Richie entering the Great British Sewing Bee after reading the biogs of this year’s contestants. ‘Richie got into sewing when his Great Aunt Mabel left him her sewing machine. He loves smashing blouses, and knocking up a frilly apron of an afternoon! Richie also specialises in making matching outfits in contrasting colours for himself and his life partner Eddie.’

[gyorklady]

I've been thinking about it, and there's only one thing I want to see on Critical Role the week after next (since we're getting the live show next Thursday).

I want to see Sam coming up to the table, props for the next ad read ready to go...only for Marisha to already be there, with her own props and whoever else from the cast that she's asked to help, maybe wearing the hot dog costume, all ready to do the ad read herself. And they stare at each other for a long moment, eyes narrowing as neither one of them is going to back down or give in.

Long story short, I want an ad read custody battle, Sam vs. Marisha.

[mawrblaidddrwg]

Drawing inspired by a moment in my 7-Year-Gap fanfic Endeavor that can be read here. (I am actually working on Chapter 9!!)

Original sketch of this drawing can be found here.

[torchstelechos]

You know, I really wanna hug Loop. damn, too bad they wouldn't let me even if I asked lmao

[ihni]

I was listening to "Son of a preacherman" on my way to work this morning and now I want a Harringrove fic. (If it already exists in some form, feel free to throw the link my way!)

Imagine it: Neil finds out his son is into boys, and brings the whole family to the middle of nowhere, Indiana, because he is a god-fearing man and no son of his will turn out that way, etc etc. The first time they go to church (which is well-attended, there are many religious people in Hawkins, which is probably why Neil chose it), the preacher welcomes the new family and also invites them to dinner with his own family. Neil is pleased, and threatens Billy to be on his best behavior or else. Billy, still recovering from the beating he probably got before they moved, grits his teeth and says yes sir, because he has decided that he's gonna just get through the next couple of years without making a splash - just survive until graduation, and then leave.

Only, the preacher and his wife, they have a son, who they introduce as Steve. And he is pretty and popular and polite and Billy curses internally because he's just Billy's type. Billy resigns himself to catching a few glances in secret only. Good thing the guy is the preacher's son, right? Because surely such a boy is too much of a goody two shoes to even notice those glances, let alone know what they mean, right?

Wrong! The good boy act is really just an act. Scraping a bit on the surface, or getting him away from parents and authorities, reveals King Steve. He smokes, he drinks, he fools around ... And apparently, not only with girls ... He sees Billy's looks and he very much knows what it means, and more than that - he's interested.

Suddenly just surviving until graduation is much harder - because Hawkins' preacher's son, secret bad boy Steve Harrington is not the good influence Billy's dad thinks he is.

[theasexual-jackson]

Ykw? I'm gonna say it:

90% of fandomers are smut addicts who can't “respect” any identity outside of cis gay male for pure fetishism.

[qishylia-adelia]

when you finally start connecting the dots,you'll realise that it's not the first time you've met them

[its-just-hyper]

Can’t decide if Abby Schmidt would be better friends with the Chaos trifecta of Evan, Cassidy, and Gregory, the mci, Charlotte, or Elizabeth. Maybe with her awesome movie theatre swag she can bring each group together

[l0rd-0f-c0ws]

I frequently feel completely isolated no matter how much I talk to people. So that's fun

[localgardenweed]

I love road trips where i stare out the window after being asleep for 4 hours and being like “WHAT STATE ARE WE IN DAD?!!??” And he just goes “Indiana” and I press my face and hands into the glass cartoon style and go “WWWOOOOOOOOOOWWWW ITS SO DIFFERENT FROM BACK HOME!!” And its just the exact same copy and paste from homestate. God bless America

[galacticrainbowsaz]

Sakura: Hey Ino, you can enter people's minds, right?

Ino: That is my entire thing, yes. Why?

Sakura: Can you enter Naruto's and see why he's being such an annoying baby today?

Ino, pulling out a kunai: I already have, and if you say even one negative thing towards him so help me Kami, I will rain hellfire down upon you Haruno Sakura.

Hinata: H-How do you have a kunai we're a-academy students--!?

[girlsjustwannadrawwhump]

I cannot explain how badly I want to read people's cool whump stories on here and get into the characters and hype w writers about them but my absolutely raging ADD refuses to focus on anything that doesn't force my attention to split in two≥ whilst also providing a constant background noise drowning out my thoughts but not in a way that is too distracting so I can dedicate about 50% of my focus on thing #1 while thing #2 is simultaneously inputting another stream of information to keep my attention level at a baseline, contributing to the long term decay of of my dopamine receptors

[hollythius]

sometimes i like it when the books i read are a little fucked up actually

[goforshexgo]

I hate Mordred but what I hate more is how I can't find ANY art of him drawn as he's described in once and Future King

[vyragosa]

hope this helps

[aireosart]

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