#dan and phils lovechild

[yonpote]

cant draw rn so going thru doodles and stuff i havent posted

this is my oc, Platonic Ideal of a Phannie (or Plato for short)

they arent meant to be an average representation of every phannie, i dont have several of these characteristics, she's just the person i draw every time i want to depict a phannie for whatever reason lol

[alittledizzy]

Hi! This is so out of the blue, but I wanted to say that I remember you fondly from my dan & phil era, and recently found you again because of mcyt/dnf (what a small world!).

I don't know if its a british thing, but george really feels like the lovechild of dan and phil (dark curly hair, left-handedness, quirky/eccentricness, dry humor, and while comfort-watching george's I am cat game, it felt exactly like watching phil's badger/shelter game! I couldn't help but fall in love a little). Not to mention the epic/almost cinematic story of dnf *cough*.

Hoping you are doing well!

lmao i can definitely see this, and you aren't the first to say it!!

also just <3 <3 over this ask in general!!

[ratandphilgames]

why didn't they film a Shane Dawson inspired spooky vid at the Stanley hotel I would pay them to go back and do it

[persimnon]

does freddie kinda look like a dan and phil lovechild or are all white brits just the same

[winterashmoon]

I keep getting told Iook like danisnotonfire I think I’m more of a Phan love child

[ask-dnp]

someone joked that the pinof cocktail was our lovechild and for a solid two hours i had to deal with a broody phil talking about kids so thanks to the person that caused that

- dan

[allthephils]

Jimmy looks like he could be Dan and Phil’s lovechild????

He just comes from the same lab in England. You know, the one that makes tall beautiful men with gorgeous eyes and sharp wit. PJ Ligouri is one of theirs too. None of them have belly buttons.

[diabolikdance]

Your best boy is shit

Ki: This is just a little something I’ve been feeling like doing for a while.

Disclaimer: This is all for comedy’s purpose.

Ayato

The legend, the meme, the man himself, Suck-a-dick Ayahoe

He’s the main/poster boy for the series but everyone likes Shu more anyway

His ego is so big you can probably use it to measure Yuma’s dick

This bitch thinks he’s some Lebron James ass shit, bitch can’t even lay-up without twisting his ankle smh

He likes tits like the fuckboi he is this nasty ass bitch

Also he’s like, at least a few centuries old, and he still can’t dress himself

Still the best now, Ayabitch?

Shu

Everyone’s OG let’s be honest, it’s Suck-a-dick Shoe

He might as well be a shoe he doesn’t do fucking anything goddamn

This bitch has got a fear of fire due to past trauma just like, light a match in front of him, that’ll get him moving (I’m horrible)

He’s kind of a dick to all his other brother and tbh I don't blame him

He supposedly plays violin and speaks some French or Latin or somewhat idk man he’s just some stuck up rich kid with family problems

Subaru

You’d think Reiji’d be the angriest with rage phonetically in his name but nope it’s Suck-a-dick Toyot-I mean Hyunda- I mean Land Rov- I mean Nisa- wait no that’s the furry from the other family my bad

He’s always angry

He’s also a car

Is having an affair with about 30 walls in the Suck-a-dick mansion

He doesn’t like people in his room because he’s hiding a large MCR and Fallout Boy collection

He wrote that one tumblr post about said bands performing together before Dan and Phil walk onstage and kiss, he had that dream

All you gotta do to make his engine go is mention his dad

Laito

Hey it’s HentaiM@ster69 AKA Suck-a-dick Laihoe

This guy is into some nasty shit 

Tbh if you try to douse him in holy water the water actually won’t leave container

He was abused by his mum so now he’s really fucked

Tbh Yui knows what’s up wearing a swimsuit in the bath with this pervert around

Also he’s the biggest asshole out of the brothers

Probably has every STI known to mankind and then some with how much he sleeps around

Reiji

Ki’s best boy, and the shittiest, Suck-a-dick Ragé

This shit is like, ‘be all women-like’ and then proceeds to fucking poison you

I hate him

Reiji’s a dickhead

He gets off on tableware this goddamn otaku

He probably can’t actually make a proper cup of tea so has taken to poisons instead

Extreme mummy issues, it’s like senpai notice me but it’s mummy give me attention and affection like a gOOD FUCKING MOTHER

Once memorised an entire book haha what a nerd

Probably tried to dab once but had to immediately exorcise himself out of disappointment and embarrassment 

Kanato

Now I ain’t gonna kink shame if Kanahoe is your best boy, but what the ever-loving fuck 

Dude it’s like canon he stabs people with forks

Also his entire diet consists of sugar which I’m pretty sure is a symptom of batshit crazy

Ki’s golden rule: don’t stick ur dick in crazy and stick ur pussy on crazy, this break that rule on every level and then some more

He also carries around a stuffed bear that contains his mother’s remains I mean really

I don't really have to do much to roast him he kinda does it himself tbh

Bonus round

Kino

No one really knows much about him but he low-key stole my handle so I’m gonna call him Fuckface from now on

Tbh he looks like a Reiji Azusa lovechild which actually isn't a half bad ship now that I think about it

Fuckface thinks he’s Ketchup Daddy’s son bc he was made with his magic residue

Jokes on you that’s not how it works

Bitch just sits on his ass drinking juice and playing video games and tbh yea same

Ki: Next time, Mukami and Tsukinami (I still don’t write for them seriously)

[wokingdan]

my crush is the exact lovechild of dan and phil. Seriously. He is a year older than me and he is taller than a giraffe, has really dark hair and the bushiest black eyebrows but not like a unibrow, just perfect bushy and long lashes, kind of a fringe but also not and he's got the biggest, most beautiful smile and he's so pale and big i just want to cuddle him (not to be nsfw) and he's got the deepest tone of voice, i love it, i love him, he looks like an angel and he's so sweet? (1)

W O W pls get to know him more he sounds like such a cutie :(

talk to me about crushes

[adziedoodle]

Favorite moments from the dnpg face app vid: 1) Phil's reaction to female Phil vs Dan's ("Oh hello!"; "I DON'T LIKE THIS!" w/ table slapping), 2) Dan saying that extra masculine Phil looks "average", 3) female Dan looking like the lovechild of Louise & Zoella, 4) Dan basically saying he would have sex w/ his extra masculine self, 5) Dan admitting that he's open to wearing makeup

yeSS for such a lil video we got . .  so much .. . . ..  so much... :)))

[thatshortfuckerwiththelargecock]

REALIZATION!!!

Anubis from The Kane Chronicles is literally the love child of Dan and Phil.

Black hair styled like younger Phil, chocolate brown eyes like Dan, pasty white skin like phil, super tall, and really sweet!

#danandphil #kanechronicles #lovechild

[rise-abxve]

7

Dan and Phil(danisnotonfire and amazingphil) collectively are my spirit animal. I am literally their lovechild.

[child-star]

Me, desperately in need of a haircut and rocking the crazy cat lady sweater. 

So my friend told me I look like the lovechild of Dan Howell and Phil Lester. What do you people think?

[flauntpage]

The Early Reactions For Gritty Are In

The Flyers introduced their new mascot, Gritty, this morning in front of children at the Please Touch Museum. God bless those souls. I heard from someone who works for the team that it was going to be really ugly. It appears so. No idea what’s going on here.

Twitter reactions are after the jump. 

Really?????????? https://t.co/fuwMSRRSf8

— Howard Eskin (@howardeskin) September 24, 2018

this looks like Animal did too much coke pic.twitter.com/3Yh0mN4Cdg

— keithlaw (@keithlaw) September 24, 2018

Was having a nice day until I saw the new Flyers mascot.

— Marisa Ingemi (@Marisa_Ingemi) September 24, 2018

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— David Shapiro (@BlueSeatBlogs) September 24, 2018

INBOX: Congratulations to our new Deputy Attorney General! pic.twitter.com/ECQTGMkOWe

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) September 24, 2018

BE UNAFRAID CHILDREN FOR I AM GRITTY. CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SLEEP FOREVER AS I DEVOUR YOUR SOULS. pic.twitter.com/mjtFv4hgEv

— CogginToboggan (@CogginToboggan) September 24, 2018

Cowardly Lion been smashing Grimace pic.twitter.com/5iqCcSHa3V

— Cory Brown (@CoryBrown3) September 24, 2018

Live look at the kids when they walk into the WFC and see the new mascot pic.twitter.com/LbM1N529LU

— Christopher Deibler (@mrcrockpot) September 24, 2018

Apparently good mascot ideas are as elusive as the 2nd Round of the playoffs or quality goaltending

— Franzke & LA (@FranzkeLA) September 24, 2018

DEAD UPON US ALL, HE WILL HAUNT OUR DREAMS

— ᴶᴬᴷ³ (@jmchvgh) September 24, 2018

#HeyYouGuys #Sloth #Goonies @NHLFlyers pic.twitter.com/nEwUBsAYyW

— Chris Lamers (@24bigslim) September 24, 2018

the orange they have for the 4t shirts is pic.twitter.com/72TL0gNUHz

— Babs the Ghost Shark (@HockeyBabbler) September 24, 2018

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— Chris Devine (@cdevine95) September 24, 2018

Looks like the phanatic and cookie monster had an orange child.

— Alex Unrue (@alex_unrue) September 24, 2018

Children when Gritty shows up to their school. pic.twitter.com/0vYmUdYqeV

— DylanCallaghanCroley (@DylanCCSports) September 24, 2018

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— Nikki (@80sretro215) September 24, 2018

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— Arnold (@Arnold921) September 24, 2018

I'm all in on the ZZ Top rebrand https://t.co/LflwYEeBp8

— Jay Busbee (@jaybusbee) September 24, 2018

every picture i see it gets worse

— evnted (@evnted) September 24, 2018

Gritty is the Phanatic’s cousin from Delco

— Zoo With Roy (@zoowithroy) September 24, 2018

Don't make the Phanatic interact with that evil demon

— Zach (@Zach_Brach) September 24, 2018

You vs the guy she told you not to worry about. @BarstoolJordie @KingOfTheNHL pic.twitter.com/vif54Lw5LD

— Mike Smith (@Real_MikeySmith) September 24, 2018

@dpim13 I feel like I've seen this thing somewhere before. Oh right… pic.twitter.com/0P4ysDr1X7

— Dan Mirsky (@DanMirsky) September 24, 2018

Hopefully a short-lived mistake

— Daniel Brobst (@dbrobst92) September 24, 2018

What in the fuckin heck? https://t.co/VLSLmKBC2G

— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) September 24, 2018

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— #1 Nik Antropov Fan (@hockeylake72) September 24, 2018

New Flyers mascot out here looking like a drunk Irish uncle who passed out on the grill and burned his nose off. pic.twitter.com/yVGFULr3fL

— McKeever (@JohnnyMcKeever) September 24, 2018

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— Herbs (@JonHerbert1412) September 24, 2018

"Has anyone seen Phil E. Moose?" pic.twitter.com/9LaZuH2cPF

— Zoo With Roy (@zoowithroy) September 24, 2018

Grit E. Moose

— Elton Jawn (@FanSince09) September 24, 2018

Shout out to whoever designed the new flyers mascot for really nailing that "jerks-off-while-holding-binoculars" look pic.twitter.com/LJRpGGzBHp

— McKeever (@JohnnyMcKeever) September 24, 2018

Guys, I’m being sincere, this just doesn’t work. Gritty has hidden bodies under floor boards

— Geoff (@geoffmang) September 24, 2018

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— Quiet Wolf (@_PositiveBob) September 24, 2018

#Gritty pic.twitter.com/PISZ22cziM

— BuzzFeedPhillySports (@buzzfeedphl) September 24, 2018

"HERE’S GRITTY!" pic.twitter.com/DFIIn1Qlli

— Matt Mullin (@matt_mullin) September 24, 2018

Maybe we’re overreacting to Gritty, this is fine. pic.twitter.com/Q4PuNIqhoS

— John Barchard (@JohnBarchard) September 24, 2018

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— Brian Spasm (@xpenis_cakesx) September 24, 2018

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— ♚ Brendan Page ♚ (@BrendanDrPepper) September 24, 2018

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— MLB Insider Dinger (@atf13atf) September 24, 2018

If this thing tries to touch me, I’m launching a beer at its head

— TJ Schirmer (@tjschirmer15) September 24, 2018

looks like Jake on LSD

— b h (@beerman86) September 24, 2018

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— Marc Farzetta (@MarcFarzetta) September 24, 2018

Just showed Oskar Lindblom. “We’ll see how gritty he is.” https://t.co/T4us9aFDCL

— Dave Isaac (@davegisaac) September 24, 2018

I mean, the orange beard on the new mascot is indeed ridiculously on-brand for this particular Flyers team.

— Charlie O'Connor (@charlieo_conn) September 24, 2018

@Hartsy43 Scott hartnell really let himself go

— Backwodz (@EWodz2) September 24, 2018

Gritty is the lovechild of Jake Voracek and Scott Hartnell.

— Kyle McNulty (@mcnultyk9) September 24, 2018

“And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.” pic.twitter.com/fEaAsMsHrv

— Actually Jason Kelce (@moviesontherox) September 24, 2018

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— Danny (@Dannydelphia) September 24, 2018

@NHLFlyers: Join us in welcoming the newest member of the #Flyers Family, @GrittyNHL!! Fans: pic.twitter.com/wWBRPUtDrX

— Tommy P (@RealTommyPro) September 24, 2018

Great to see Jayson Werth involved in the Philly sports scene once again

— James Stumper Jr. (@JamesStumper) September 24, 2018

lmao noooooooo what is this?! what have you done???? https://t.co/Sk3elelLGt

— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) September 24, 2018

Bad call in the playoffs and Gritty's head ends up on the ice.

— Adam Gretz (@AGretz) September 24, 2018

And is blazed out of his gourd

— $20 funds a month of tutoring (@Briligerent) September 24, 2018

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— Ihavetweets (@JohnSharples850) September 24, 2018

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— Yves-Martin Henley (@HenleyYves) September 24, 2018

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— bw (@BesWilthon) September 24, 2018

Faces of Meth pic.twitter.com/YNanOtAJ0Y

— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) September 24, 2018

*focus group meeting*

“So what are you looking for in a new mascot?”

“What if we took the red monster from that Bugs Bunny episode of Looney Tunes and dipped his face in a vat of acid?”

“Say no more fam” https://t.co/DB8f1H5YLE

— Kyle Neubeck (@KyleNeubeck) September 24, 2018

Gritty is the Phanatic’s cousin from Delco

— Zoo With Roy (@zoowithroy) September 24, 2018

Definitely brews his own beer.

— Rob Wesley (@eastwes) September 24, 2018

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— John (@buddyspitz) September 24, 2018

Most adults were gonna hate this mascot regardless of what it was, so I honestly sorta respect that the Flyers just decided to go full nightmare-inducing with the thing.

— Charlie O'Connor (@charlieo_conn) September 24, 2018

Nah dog that’s orange Grimace with a Port Richmond beard https://t.co/RKGbNSx6Z1

— max (@MaxOnTwitter) September 24, 2018

What grit really looks like @iceburghNHL @penguins @NHLFlyers pic.twitter.com/B47xl62G4n

— Brian Mazurowski (@BMaz1) September 24, 2018

Mark Madden in muppet form https://t.co/OpEdJhhumK

— Ra's al Ghul Douglas (@Southern_Philly) September 24, 2018

@grittynhl are you related to Pepe the King Prawn? pic.twitter.com/fg8RHYWF6S

— eerie kwun (@ericsketch) September 24, 2018

gritty has definitely sent at least 50 unsolicited dick pics with the caption "it me" underneath each single pic. i, for one, am ready to die. https://t.co/VGbVFMujRH

— little lumpia (@emilyexploded) September 24, 2018

https://twitter.com/cschmid10/status/1044261992977117184

you vs. the cursed hellbeast she told you not to worry about pic.twitter.com/mOxu4KdpxQ

— Jesse Spector (@jessespector) September 24, 2018

THE FUCKING EYES https://t.co/8KpjKdVFHG

— Julian (@Jules_R18) September 24, 2018

i am here for this dirtbag mascot https://t.co/NN75blJ105

— Justin Sink (@justinsink) September 24, 2018

Meet the Philadelphia Flyers’ new mascot, "Flaming Hot Cheetos Soaked In Acid" https://t.co/T1rHAE4OVd pic.twitter.com/jItlnIMyxt

— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) September 24, 2018

This guy's brother maybe? pic.twitter.com/UOuLip8zBZ

— Flynnie (@PhlFlynnie) September 24, 2018

I will not trust Gritty around my kids

— Geoff (@geoffmang) September 24, 2018

When the edibles kick in pic.twitter.com/YJ93WWCBni

— Actually Jason Kelce (@moviesontherox) September 24, 2018

Jesus…#NHL #Flyers #Mascot #Mascots #Gritty #Hockey @NHL @GrittyNHL @NHLFlyers @NJDevil00 pic.twitter.com/yKTLIfQivC

— King (@KingOfSkunkDuck) September 24, 2018

Gritty is going to be such a bad influence on the Phanatic.

— Enrico (@The700Level) September 24, 2018

Fold the franchise https://t.co/T0H7MbAFA1

— Brian Coulter (@PhilaBCoulter) September 24, 2018

helphttps://t.co/RrUV8W9kFg

— Becca (@BeccaH_JR) September 24, 2018

Worst ideas in recent Philly sports history:

1. Pushing out Sam Hinkie 2. Giving Chip Kelly full power 3. Gritty

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— Joe Giglio (@JoeGiglioSports) September 24, 2018

https://t.co/6k2ivBEaNM

— Seth (@SaxNStrikeouts) September 24, 2018

Quick n dirty pic.twitter.com/zD6GzhjD8S

— Chris Covers (@ChrisCoverSongs) September 24, 2018

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mascot Gritty

— Down Goes Brown (@DownGoesBrown) September 24, 2018

Whoever came up with this idea should be fired. Whoever approved this idea should be shamed. Mascots don’t belong in hockey. https://t.co/JCjIcuxJi3

— Brendan Tierney (@tierneyb5) September 24, 2018

They said the Eagles winning the Super Bowl would be the greatest day in the history of Philadelphia sports.

THEY WERE WRONG. https://t.co/9cX5GLZBe2

— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) September 24, 2018

lol ok https://t.co/3sSJcbLSfF

— Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) September 24, 2018

Sleep with one eye open tonight, bird. pic.twitter.com/wLmGBa0Oyh

— Gritty (@GrittyNHL) September 24, 2018

The city is now officially on a cold streak on introducing new mascots.

Whoever is cursing Philadelphia with these new mascots please stop we don’t deserve this pic.twitter.com/iWamin1PuI

— (@alyssakeiko) September 24, 2018

[interior, Philly Mascot HQ. The Phanatic sits behind his desk]

PHANATIC: You’re my No. 2, Swoop. And, Franklin, you’ve proven your loyalty in such a short time. You all know what to do.

(Swoop & Franklin nod silently)

PHANATIC: We strike tonight. Both of them.

SWOOP: Both? pic.twitter.com/Q1b2cX80zd

— Matt Mullin (@matt_mullin) September 24, 2018

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[wokingdan]

dan and phil's lovechild anon, i don't -want- to get over him, i want to -be- with him, i swear it's different this time, i've got a feeling in my guts and idk how to explain it but it's NOT the same?? there is -something-, i can't just walk away now ??

i’m sorry pal but i kinda get it?? i liked to enjoy the comfort of having a crush before even if i couldn’t have them dfdsffgfsgf it’s pretty complicated but idk, i think we have to get over it, if we want or not :( if my current crush has a gf i’ll feel the same probably whoops

talk to me about crushes