my personal darnold headcanon is that he had a shit ton of jobs before black mess but they’re all like really weird oddly specialized jobs. working at a whimsical new york toy store. person on stilts at margaritaville. the guy who makes the champagne you pour on baseball players. sesame seed inspector. all i’m saying is that he’s got to be weird as hell if “government funded potion maker” is his career of choice.
Do you think Peter learned how to breakdance when he got his powers just to add flare to his movement?
i think peter parker had been trying and failing to breakdance long before the spider-bite, and is just happy to discover he finally has the upper body strength to actually pull it off now