#dashpocalypse

[greyias]

Okay, I launched the first cutscene I'm into it, going along and then the camera pans over

"Oh hey look, we're hanging out with Rass and--"

"goddamnit I forgot to change her back into her normal outfit ESCESCESC"

Change outfits. Get ready to start the cutscene again. And then

I'm getting nowhere at this rate. As usual.

[meanbihexual]

I'm sick one (1) time and I miss Zaddy Stede?!

I'm gonna dashpocalypse all you fuckers catching up

[definitely-not-an-alb]

Anyway, slept well, good morning my dear mutuals. For those of you not celebrating and heroically withstanding the dashpocalypse each year, we apologize and admire your endurance and patience. To everyone else: Whoo! What a night, amiright?

After Cha Cha Cha’s incredible win yesterday evening we will now be returning to our regular content.

[resol-nare]

Quick!!! We gotta reblog all the sex things before the 17th!!! They can take us down if they want, but we don't need to make it easy for them.

[carnctions]

Of course the day I finally have the energy, muse, and time to write tumblr staff decides to unleash dashpocalypse. What the actual fuck. I can’t find the gif hunts I use, the “tags” are literal shit thanks to all of this, and the dash is quite literally the fugliest thing I’ve seen since D*nald tr*mp. If something works, don’t fucking change it!!!! If anyone needs me while I finish fuming, I’ll be on discord.

[sickoolaid]

A Christmas Message.

Merry Christmas to the survivors of the Dashpocalypse! Or is it Tumblrpocalypse? Dashmageddon? Tumblr Judgement Day? The Day Tumblr Stood Still? The Tumblr Pornbot Massacre?... The Purge?...

[endofdxys]

// baron scares me LOL but he's also really funny and he seems really nice. He's kinda intimidating though and he's all like "don't fuck with me or my friends" which I love bc Blake is the same way

// aaaaaaa, thank you!! I'm waiting (and simultaneously not waiting) for the day that blake and baron are both in their "don't fuck with me or my friends" moods because I'm afraid it'll be the dashpocalypse, tbh.

[greensungnostic]

oop speak of the devil, it's here. Fuck it's awful. 

[nixed-cde]

So was the tumblr dashpocalypse a hoax?

Cause its been weeks and I'm still not on the new crap system.

[greyias]

Dashpocalypse - Summer Fun Edition

Okay enough with the botany distractions. Let's DO THIS

[greyias]

Dashpocalypse (Holiday Edition)

FINALLY

And away we goooooo

[greyias]

Okay, my unexpected jaunt into picking up beach litter tells me to take a tiny break for some foods. You have a reprieve. FOR NOW.

[greyias]

So I went to wish you happy birthday and misclicked because "unfollow" is RIGHT NEXT TO THE ASK BUTTON >:[ we have been mutuals for one thousand years and now i ruined it T_T Happy Birthday I guess??? sdlkjfldjf

Happy birfday -- aearararayn doesn't wub me anymore :(

just kidding ♥︎ u bae

But for real, I accidentally blocked a beloved mutual a few months back because I was trying to use xkit rewritten's block post function and accidentally blocked them instead and had an existential crisis for a few minutes. I'm not sure they ever even noticed, or have even refollowed, and I was far too embarrassed to point it out.

[greyias]

I posted 1,641 times in 2022

That's 280 more posts than 2021!

277 posts created (17%)

1,364 posts reblogged (83%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@storyknitter

@commander-krios

@queen-scribbles

@greyias

@aearyn

I tagged 1,041 of my posts in 2022

Only 37% of my posts had no tags

#dracula daily - 75 posts

#gif - 70 posts

#lmao - 56 posts

#theron shan x jedi knight - 46 posts

#twitch stream - 33 posts

#going live - 29 posts

#grey's silly swtor tag - 27 posts

#swtor spoilers - 26 posts

#oc: greyias highwind - 26 posts

#signal boost - 25 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#i'm convinced this is a budgetary decision and they just mix for surround sound and say 'screw it' to the 90% of devices listening in stere

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Pictured: a dog that has never been fed ever in his whole life

109 notes - Posted April 20, 2022

#4

The Twitterpocalypse: A Summary

(as of today 11/18/22)

143 notes - Posted November 18, 2022

#3

I absolutely adore @caffeinatedrogue's art, and was so lucky to be able to snag a commission slot and get this gorgeous piece of art of Theron Shan and my Jedi Knight. Thank you so much!

244 notes - Posted August 28, 2022

#2

🐦 Afternoon Update: Idiot Unplugs Things

How foolish of me, to think that the frenetic pace of things would somehow slow down. If you haven’t already backed up your account/data at Twitter. Um. You should. If that is indeed still functioning behind the scenes.

Because like, apparently the moment I hit post this morning, our local genius who wants to start a colony on Mars, who knows all things in the universe, does what any smart person would do, made this announcement.

See the full post

402 notes - Posted November 14, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Twitterpocalypse -- The Final Countdown(?)

*cracks knuckles*

All right. I had thought we were done. I had thought about retiring these, as the last one got a bit out of hand. I had planned on doing other things tonight, but it appears, my people need me.

And this genuinely might be the last one (at least from me). So let's see if I can sum up what's happened since our last episode, and see how many screenshots I can artfully arrange together before Tumblr breaks.

On Tuesday, things were already starting to break.

Wednesday:

Twitter 1.0 is dead. Long live Twitter 2.0!

It's just like the nineties, because it's EXTREMEly HARDCORE

See the full post

3,680 notes - Posted November 17, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[greyias]

Happy Patch Week!

Oops, forgot to make a post until like 11pm the night before. Just as a reminder for any new followers, it’s become a somewhat of a tradition for me to liveblog my playthrough of new SWTOR content here on Tumblr, in what I affectionately call the “Dashpocalypse”.

No worries on spoilery things, I try to keep anything truly spoilery under a cut for a week, in order to both give others time to play through on their schedule, but also to keep scrolling to a minimum. I'm not sure how much liveblogging I'll do for tomorrow, but either way, if you want to opt out of liveblogging shenanigans, please feel free to add any of the following tags to your filter/blacklist:

#swtor 7.2

#swtor 7.2 spoilers

#swtor spoilers

#swtor release week

#swtor patch day

ruhnuk

#dashpocalypse

#grey’s silly swtor tag

Although who knows, maybe most of my squee tomorrow will just be me cooing over the new map/minimap, that I'm so stupidly in love with from the PTS.

[greyias]

Someone is trying to prevent the Dashpocalypse