#date-parsing

[fauvester]

I feel in my heart of hearts that jack and parse did each other dirty back in the day. both of then were stupid emotionally immature teenagers. and parse already got his ass whooped by the narrative. so maybe jack can be slow basal-level tortured by his worstie ex hooking up with his bestie teammate

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

I am once again fighting with google sheets

[decadence-divination]

does anybody else feel like the internet as a whole has become entirely unusable in the last year or two?

[lunapwrites]

Every once in a while I remember that I had dated a guy in high school that I found out had a literal cult following that had a whole ass message shrine dedicated to him in the girl's bathroom on the second floor. Every wall of that stall was covered in sharpie marker devotions. And yes, they were all from different people.

He was very unaware of this.

[unionnutsbuster]

Genly Ai when he sees a single soft skinned person: Effeminate

[thatscarletflycatcher]

Btw, still on that dance episode of Frasier, snickering because I went "I find it hard to believe that Niles wouldn't know how to dance at least a waltz. What did they do at his own wedding, otherwise? Surely, even if Maris never dances, you are expected to dance with other people during the evening at these society ballrooms" and then I suddenly remembered that my only frame of reference for this is... Austen's novels and that I definitely have absolutely no idea what was or wasn't done at those shindigs in the late 80s and 90s.

[bakingmoomins]

whenever i feel really bad i remember when I was on a date with my gf and sitting across from us was another lesbian couple and their date was going kinda bad kinda stale. when their food arrived it was covered with one of those silver fancy plate cover things and the butch took it off with a little flourish but the dish was garnished with parsely so she just took it off and presented the plate to the other girl and held the parsely for an awkwardly long time before just putting it away in her pocket thinking that no one saw. but I saw. I saw her pocket that parsely.

[izzy-b-hands]

I truly fucking hate how some of these side gig tasks are formatted/instructed. Your shit doesn't make sense; the field you claim exists for me to type in isn't there (if it is, it's greyed out and there's no way to change that on my end) and I appreciate a room full of tech bros doesn't want to take five minutes to have an arts/english major read over and edit their shitty instructions so they're actually something a person can comprehend without reading it over five times, but also. Fuck them; it would not take that long and the money you're wasting on this project won't be any less wasted if you pay someone to proofread your shit that's an actual human, and not an AI.

[hillerska-official]

Me getting constructive criticisms and feedback on my first draft of my thesis paper: 🥺😭

[musical-chick-13]

Idk if any other bisexual women experience this, but I feel like I'm always getting judged (implicitly or explicitly) for my taste in men? Almost like, "Well, I'll begrudgingly concede that you're actually attracted to women, but my acceptance of you is conditional on whether I approve of the men (fictional or real) you're interested in."

[demonsteapot]

@mr-orion you into machines because COM is all i got rn

[taylorrepdetective]

TREE WORKING HARD TONIGHT https://twitter.com/etnow/status/1701726103050838123?s=46

https://x.com/etnow/status/1701726103050838123?s=20

Lmao. Well I was half wrong anyway. A denial in a “reliable” outlet.

[joelletwo]

[tomoe the kitsune shiki* taking the appearance of his human girl]

COOL!!!!!!!!! might as well have some gender fuckery about it

[freebooter4ever]

kenny p is losing his mind over this one

[ultrashowtime]

obligatory pinned post

welcome to the world of p

TAG DIRECTORY (SUBJECT TO EDITS)

#It's Showtime! -- main storyline following allegro and friends

#The Show's Over -- a what-if timeline where things go way worse

#Ember's Key -- sidestory focusing on ember, tregear and astra's roommate situation

#Prince And Jester -- specifically the adventures astra and tregear get up to together outside of the showtime story, separated from the aux tag for better filtering

#Auxiliary -- other posts that aren't directly related to the au, but technically happen in the same universe/mention showtime characters or events

#Out Of Date -- i will be reblogging all of my showtime posts here including things that have since been retconned. those posts will have this tag to show they are no longer canon

#Fanart -- Art of any kind that was not made by me

#Scripts -- Stuff I've actually written/lore discussions with myself. yes discord screenshots count

CHARACTER TAGS (SELF EXPLANATORY)

#Allegro

#Zenith

#Marize

#Lyle

#Parse

#Ember

#Tregear

#Astra

#Guest Stars -- any other character that is not directly involved. some characters may eventually be removed from this tag and given their own tag, in which case they will be added to this list

story-bible-esc post for people curious about the actual plot/characters

[clowndensation]

emmrich/asa grindr au where emmrich's bio mentions he's a necromancer, so asa tries to use a "good thing you're a necromancer, because i wanna suck the soul outta you ;)" style pickup line on him, only for emmrich to follow up with like 10 messages about the current theory on "near death experiences" and soul attachment theory related to it existing separately vs as an intrinsic part of the body

and then the 11th message is like "but it's a valuable ambition worthy of research"

and asa just has to sit there and try to figure out if that's him finally flirting back after getting sidetracked, or if that's a neutral statement about the general concept of soul removal.