#deidara hands

[makethiscanon]

Happy Halloween weekend 🎃

Art by: aisyahtsuroyya on Fiverr

Commissioned by: @makethiscanon​ 

[mossphorescent]

moar...MOAR

[bun-parade]

I can't stop thinking about Sukuna forming a mouth in the palm of his hand so he can cup your pussy and eat it til you cry 😵‍💫

Fucker would be telling you how good you taste on his hand while he plucks your nipples almost to the point of pain. And then chuckles and makes fun of you for being such a loud, needy slut as his mouth hand starts tongue fucking you while the teeth graze your clit.

[mixelation]

the funniest take on "deidara is minato's oops baby" is actually one where

minato lives au where he survived the kyuubi attack but naruto and kushina didn't (this is still a comedy i promise)

minato doesn't find out about deidara until he's already a teenaged missing-nin

bc minato lost his family, he's EXTREMELY invested in being a Good Dad to this kid he just found out about

even if he's a screaming s-rank teenaged missing-nin

imagine you're deidara and you're just trying to make art but the fucking yellow flash is obsessed with you

minato: (teleports behind you) hey, son, i think we need to have a conversation about--

deidara who thought he was safe thirty feet in the air on a bird: (SCREAMING)

[goldenmorpho]

I should draw him again...

[askkeni]

>:]

[ladykissingfish]

*Sasori sitting on Deidara’s bed and reading while Deidara lays on his stomach, facing the opposite direction, painting his nails*

Sasori: Deidara. Must you have your feet in my lap like that? Your fidgeting makes it very difficult for me to read.

Deidara: It’s MY bed, Danna. I can put my feet where I want, hm. You don’t like it, you can always leave.

Sasori: Right; and endure your endless complaints about how I never spend any time with you? Nice try, brat.

Deidara: Oi, speaking of my feet though … *sits up and holds out the bottle of nail polish* Can you do my toes for me?

Sasori: *sighs and takes the bottle* Yes, dear.

*Deidara blows on his fingernails to dry them as Sasori paints his toes*

Sasori: You know, I don’t know if I mentioned this yet, but, you look very nice tonight. Are these pajamas new?

Deidara, blushing: Y-yeah …

Sasori: Well, blue silk looks lovely on you. Matches those enchanting eyes of yours.

Deidara, lowering his head so that his hair hides his red face: You flirting with me, old man?

Sasori: *carefully caps the bottle of nail polish sets it on the nightstand before answering* I’m trying to, yes. Apologies for not being very good at it.

Deidara: Not good? You’re great, Sasori. I like your quiet way of saying stuff. Better than the way some of the others in this place would tell me things.

Sasori: What do you mean?

Deidara: Well, like —

Hidan, through the wall: I’d ask him if he had a sunburn or is he just really fucking hot!

Itachi: I’d ask him since when does God let his angels out of heaven?

Tobi, in Obito voice: I’D tell him that I’m no weatherman, but I predict he’s going to get a couple of inches tonight.

Deidara, to Sasori: So yeah. Subtlety speaks volumes, hm.

Sasori: 

[scatingester]

Drew akatsuki!sakura

[you-ren-emy]

Deidara from the "Look up" series (I stole these images off a website somewhere) I don't really know but they exist and do this with a whole buncha other anime characters.

Look. I just focus on Deidara alright,

...I can't with how adorable he is like this.

He's a little treat. Just like that little treat.

That little face.

[yowyowyaoi]

*standing under a street lamp in winter*

Deidara: The falling snow looks really pretty under the light, doesn’t it?

Tobi: It does, Senpai. But can Tobi ask ya something?

Deidara: Yeah?

Tobi: We’ve been standing out here for like, four hours now. You’ve been holding on to that pole with both hands. Is it possible … that Senpai’s hand-mouths are stuck?

Deidara, blushing: W-what? Of course not! What kind of an idiot licks a metal pole in the cold?!

Tobi: One that was dared to do it by Hidan, maybe?

Deidara:

Tobi: Anyways, Tobi is cold, so, Tobi’s gonna go home. But IF Senpai is stuck, Tobi can free him before —

Deidara, indignantly: I told you I’m not stuck! I’m just … I’m just enjoying the artisticness of the snowflakes, hm!

Tobi: … okay, Senpai. See you later then. *walks away*

Tobi: *walks halfway down the road before Zetsu meets him*

Zetsu: So the boy is clearly stuck, isn’t he?

Tobi, in Obito voice: Yes.

Zetsu: And he won’t admit to it?

Obito: Not at all.

Zetsu: Should I go and help him —?

Obito: No; I’m going to go home and get that grizzly bear costume that Kisame wore for Halloween. Let’s see if Deidara can be motivated to unstick himself.

Zetsu: 

[ifeelalot]

[meowmeowuchiha]

Can't remember if I've ever posted this thing I made years ago so here ya go ig

[everykisame]

[princeofuchiha]

I wanna write an akatsuki band au so bad vs I can't think of a fun plot I'll bother sticking with: The two year anniversary

[everytobito]

[makethiscanon]

I should be ashamed of how feral this image of Deidara makes me.

... but I am not.

He is literally perfect. He sounds so happy. I miss his stupid face so much.