#deidei

[manuellarts]

modern deidei 🐥

[deidaraswifey]

Might make a sai, kankuro and sasori one!!

[twopoppies]

Hi! Do you have any fics from Deidei? Seems they have deleted all their work from ao3 :(

I don’t! I’m sorry.

Does anyone have this authors’s fics? @fundamental-blue @leah3477sblog @shippingalongnicely @ohhhschitt Anyone?

[phanta-soba]

I made them in clay!!!!!!!!!! Deidei would be so proud

I can't bake them though :(

My oven is broken and I've been suffering T-T

[gottaterrify]

Devastatingly small ass

[pink-yuri]

♡ Re-employment Life With an Unsociable Untalkative Magician ♡

[rewrittenmindscape]

Happy birthday Deidara (this is rushed but I couldn't NOT make something)

(I gotta work on making chibi characters in gacha)

[phanta-soba]

These are awesome!!

Hehe I put my bae in them 😌

STUPID (SELF)SHIPPING USERBOXES !!!

have fun lol.... it'd be so cool if someone actually did this :-). darkship/proship make your own 🙂‍↕️

[joltai-showa]

LEJFPAMFKDMDPGNWLNFIFH3ODNF

holy shit I am going insane right now

A new merch line got announced, and the theme is yokai (which is. actually fucking pog?)

then the character selection feels like an actual lottery ticket, because generally Naruto merch lines include team 7 in full + some other token protagonist-alinghed character + 2-3 members of Akatsuki with Itachi, Deidara or both being selected as they are by far the most popular ones among Akatsuki. Pretty often if both get chosen then we get the next one in terms of popularity which is Sasori. So you can imagine why I am rolling on the ground wheezing from the fact that along with Deidara and his first "Uchiha-induced crisis" we actually got his second "Uchiha-induced crisis" in Obito. Like. Holy holy holy fuck.

The yokais that the characters are supposed to be representing are a bit weird at times, but pretty cool anyway. My knowledge of yokai is pretty limited and mostly derived from whatever the hell I remember from Persona series and Genshin Impact LMAO, but I am pretty sure that Naruto is supposed to be a kitsune (which is. duh.), Sasuke is something like Yamata no Orochi(?), Sakura is a nekomata (I guess they just wanted a catgirl in the merchline), I am not exactly sure about the next three, and Deidara is a kasa-obake (these are playful yokai that are portrayed as having one eye, one leg and a giant tongue which is. honestly. really funny and fitting for Deidara) and Obito is a tengu (which is a weird choice considering that Itachi would have likely been a better fit for an avian/crow-like yokai? but he looks sick anyway, and I guess tengu do have long red noses that are oftentimes represented by tengu wearing a mask with an elongated nose, which would connect Obito to this particular yokai?)

anyway I am off to shake with my whole body for a few hours, holy shit this is so good

(also respect to the designers in recent years that started to realize that Itachi simply looks better with glasses)

this is now my Roman Empire

THEY LOOK SO GOOOOOOOOOOOD

I certainly did not expect to begin my year with actual Obidei crumbs in Yokai AU in 2025, but I am not complaining🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

ALSO DEIDARA WITH TITS OUT

[permafrown]

CHOP CHOP I WANT THREE SEPARATE FICS

🤝🏽 + 💪🏽 + ✊🏽

YOUR GREED .. SICKENS ME..... anyway these are all roughly 500 words a pop so here you go

🤝🏽 Hand holding - Varrè × Rue

-> Varré finds Rue wounded in a cave (tw for blood)

"There you are, my lambkin." Varré purrs as he settles on his knees beside Rue, taking in their lethargic form. Their breaths came out slow, but steady. Their Knight's helmet had been cast aside, body curled over a rock. Hair splayed against bloody stone as they're just barely able to turn their head to look at him.

Their pupils, he noticed, went large at the sight of him. With hunger or affection, or perhaps even a mixture of both, he wasn't sure. "I was beginning to wonder where you had ran off to."

It would seem whatever venture they had gone on recently landed them in a nasty battle. Roughed up and bleeding. Luckily, their curse would keep them alive. Infact, they'd eventually heal, but without feeding it would be a slow, painful process. His Rue was a stoic one, veiling their pain with shaky breaths and subtle twitching.

"Your prey put up more of a fight than you anticipated, hm? Poor thing." He tuts, tucking a stray curl behind their ear. "You must be starving."

Rue's eyes went half-lidded at his gentle touch. Too tired to speak, it would seem. Up until then, they had been focusing all their energy on healing, but they did their best to focus on Varre's words.

"Say no more, your Varré is here to help you." He says, chuckling to himself as he began undoing the bandages on his arm. Rue raises their head weakly, watching him curiously. It surprises him how patient they are, despite their apparent hunger. Had he had been anyone else, perhaps a random passerby or an animal that just so happened to be weaker than them in that moment, Rue would've sank their teeth in already.

Once his arm is unwrapped, he offers it to them. Rue hesitates, for a moment, almost out of a sense of embarrassment. Varré lifts his arm higher, persisting. "Come on, don't be so modest now. We've done this song and dance before."

With a defeated huff, Rue takes ahold of his arm with one hand, the other atop his as he held it down firmly. Nails dug gently into his skin, a small distraction as they bit down on his wrist, incisors piercing skin to draw blood. The initial prick made Varrè his softly, his hand shaking slightly. Rue intertwined their fingers with his, giving him a reassuring squeeze.

They lap at the blood from the wound. Nothing had ever tasted sweeter up until that moment. Varré watched on with interest. He felt like he could see the life returning to their eyes before him. He was glad to see it working so quickly, but he wouldn't tell them that.

Once satisfied, they departed with a kiss to his wrist and a murmur of thanks, wiping any stray blood from their mouth.

They sit up, slowly, keeping a gentle hold on his hand as they began to re-bandage it for him. "I don't have much in me, still. I'll likely fall asleep soon in a moment to fully recuperate." They finish up, and lift their head to look at him. "Will you stay with me?"

Behind the mask, Varré smiles. While staying in a dank cave wasn't ideal, perhaps he could make the exception, just this once. "Of course, dear."

💪🏽 Bridal carry - Momotaros × Doombringer

-> momos and doombringer being weenies idk what else to tell you (no tws)

Tasked (or perhaps punished) with tracking down an Imagin, Doombringer and Momotaros stood outside the location of the reported spotting, eyes cast upward at the house on the hill. It was all run-down with no sign of life within it, vines half-way on the way to reclaim it. It didn't help it was already nighttime outside, either. The house sported a torn-up banner that read 'Haunted House Attraction!'

"Jeez, this place gives me the creeps." Momotaros murmurs, a shiver accompanying him after.

Doombringer shrugs, unphased. "It is actually haunted, after all."

"Seriously?" He asks in a harsh whisper. Doombringer doesn't respond, beginning to walk up the steps to the abandoned abode. Momotaros looks around, before hurrying after his partner before they got too far up the stairs "W-wait! Don't just say that and then try to leave me behind!"

Rushing up, he ends up bumping into Doombringer's back, catching them petrified at the top of the stairs. "What's wrong? What's there?" Momotaros asked, his voice getting shaky as he peered over their shoulder.

"The.. the door opened by itself.." Doombringer murmurs, pointing. Just then, thunder began to rumble in the sky. The two looked to eachother slowly, and then back at the door. 

With great hesitation, Doombringer began to walk forward. Momotaros followed closely behind, keeping a tight grip on their arms as they crept down the entrance hallway, which happened to have dimly lit candles.

"Any sign of that imagin?" He whispers.

"No," They whisper back.

The door slams shut behind them, and the two huddle closer. Momotaros whimpers. "Do you think it did that on it's own, too?"

"I don't know." Doombringer whispers back. "Maybe we should check."

Neither of them move for a good minute, merely staring ahead in silence, getting nowhere.

Slowly, Momotaros turns around first, a scream erupting from him at the sight of a horrible, several-eyed Imagin blocked the doorway, barely visible in the dark. He grabs at Doombringer frantically, who makes a series of confused sounds as they turn to see what he was seeing. Their scream joins his, and before they even know it, Momotaros has lept into heir arms and they're booking it to the nearest exit.

Luckily for them, the house has a back door. The door flies open, and Doombringer rushes out. They end up tripping on a blade of grass, however, and the two go tumbling down the hill.

The initial panic subsides as their rolling comes to a stop, and Momotaros is the first to spring up. "Wait a minute! Why were you panicking? You have a weapon!" He yells, pointing at Doombringer's signature meat cleaver attached to their waist.

"Not like I could've grabbed it with you in my arms like that! What was that for?" Doombringer barks back, sticking their hand out for Momotaros to help them up. Groaning, he takes their hand, pulling them up before turning back to the back entrance with a new-found determination. "Stupid imagin.. Now we really have to kick his ass."

"Mm." They hum in agreement, clenching their fists in show of their joint excitement. A thought crosses their mind just then, and they switch to gesturing toward the door as they turn to him. "Do you want me to carry you back in? Momohime."

Momotaros baps the back of their helmet, eliciting a hiss from them, and then he keeps walking. "Let's go, stupid."

✊🏽 Protecting - Deimos × Psychs

-> Psychs allows Deimos to accompany them on a retrieval mission (gun tw)

"Leave it to me, pretty lady." Deimos puffs his chest out, proudly waving his rifle around with no real concern for firearm safety. He spins on his heel, and starts to walk down the Nexus Core hallways. A smirk tugs at Psychs' lips.

Although this was Psychs' previous place of employment and they could most certainly navigate themselves, Deimos had insisted on serving as their escort. Infact, coming along was also entirely his idea. Once he had caught wind of the undertaking, however, he had practically begged Psychs to let him go with. They had planned on going alone since having anyone else tag along felt like more than a liability than anything, but, it seemed they had been persuaded otherwise. It was a simple retrieval mission, after all.

Deimos walks faster than Psychs, remaining vigilant as he constantly monitors their surroundings. The scientist, on the other hand, moves with a leisurely stride, hands behind their back as they keep their eyes on Deimos more than anything.

He sees a split path up ahead, and holds his hand up to signal for Psychs to stop. He looks left, and right, and then left again, contemplating. Nodding to himself, he starts to move right. Psychs stands at the intersection and watches Deimos walk down the corridor, and clears their throat.

"Oh, Deimos," They call after him. He turns to look at them. "You're going the wrong way." They chuckle, leaning to the side as they gesture beside them.

"My old lab's this way."

Deimos blinks, jogging back to Psychs, nodding as he moved past them to head in the guided direction. "I knew that."

As they moved forward, Deimos noticed how quiet things were. He clicked his tongue, tapping his rifle against his shoulder. "Is it always this quiet over here? I could've sworn this place used to be crawling with grunts.." He mutters. "I was hoping to get the chance to show off."

"Show off," Psychs repeats. "As if I haven't seen you fight before."

"Yeah, but this is different." He looks back at them, winking. "I'm protectin' ya!"

"Watch. By the end of this, you'll be fawnin' over me. I'm gonna shoot an agent and you'll be all like-" he pauses to clear his throat to put on a stupidly high-pitched voice "'Wow, Deimos! That was so cool of you! You're so handsome and I love you sooo much! I don't know why I didn't ditch these losers sooner!"

"Mm." Psychs hums in tame amusement, the two stepping into an elevator. Psychs presses a button to one of the upper floors. "Is that how I'll sound?"

"Yup!" Deimos grins. "Down to the last word."

The door opens after a minute, and immediately, an approaching agent spots the two of them, startled.

"Now's your chance." Psychs whispers to him, and Deimos laughs, running out the elevator to show this nameless agent- and more importantly, Psychs- what he's made of.

[manuellarts]

chat i cant stop drawing him

also rq, i was always so fascinated by deidara's design since i first saw him as a kid, the paradox of him looking almost so innocent but his eyes showing absolute insanity DOES THAT MAKE SENSE ???? yeah he's chill and all but he's frickin insane; he's a ticking time bomb ready to explode at the slightest mishap, and there's this odd "emptiness" in his eyes ?? ALSO WHY ARE HIS PUPILS ALWAYS SO GIGANTIC BRO

[phanta-soba]

🫶🫶🫶

clasps hands together I thought it would be fun to make selfship frames based on aesthetics

this is part one I'm making a bunch of these because they're fun to make so if you have any aesthetic requests PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE send me an ask and I'll do it the best I can!

scenecore one is broken for some reason so if you want to use it DM me a picture of your f/o and I'll make you one personally!

You don't have to credit me if you use them but I'd like to be tagged just to see how they look with your f/os! Have fun!

[nabitodexart]

Choose Your Fighter

A series where I take the cast of Cartoon Calamity and make them into character selection screens.

Cast for pt 1 Includes (from L > R)

- Lokus, the creator of Cartoon Calamity

- DeiDei, the Embodiment of Fear

- Sunshine, a Prince from a distant land

- Chiyo, a Protector and Dearest Friend

- Pumpkin, the Sweet and Spicy Chef

- Wack-O, a Chaotic Toon

- Nabito, the Self-Exiled Heir

- Akio, an Escaped Experiment

- Casper, a Joyful Fluff

Want to join in on the fun and get your OC added into the card game? Join our Discord!

Lokus, DeiDei, and Wack-O all belong to @tarrblariathemess

Chiyo belongs to @/quotzle on Twitter

Akio belongs to @/vermilion20064.bsky.social on Bluesky

Casper belongs to @/immerensiss.bsky.social on Bluesky

Sunshine, Pumpkin, and Nabito belong to me

All card templates (the backgrounds) are made by @tarrblariathemess, i only reversed the colors

[caracello]

saint and jude and bug have been super into hsr recently and i have to admit. i keep looking at that shitty bartender.

[phanta-soba]

helloooo! ☕🌜🌷 hope you're having a lovely weekend! 💕

Here to ask you:

👀 Gush about your f/o’s face

☁️ Gush about the comfort your f/o brings you

💞 Gush about why you were drawn to your f/o

Thank you so so much for the ask!! I love talking about Deidara 💛

👀 Gush about your f/o’s face:

Honestly, I love Deidara's face so much. He's so freakin pretty man. He has that sort of boyish charm to him, with his soft jaw and big eyes. God I love his eyes. His eyeliner? Immaculate. And his eyes are such a pretty blue?? I usually draw him with pale blue/grayish blue eyes and describe them looking like the sky. He has the sky in his eyes man. Absolutely beautiful. And his hairstyle?? The way it covers one eye? Gorgeous. I love his hair so much. Gonna make a comic or drabble about playing with it soon. Maybe tomorrow. Idk

☁️ Gush about the comfort your f/o brings you:

Duuuude. I cannot begin to describe the level of comfort this man brings me. He's been my comfort character/favorite character since middle school, way before I even knew what selfshipping was. I've scrolled through pictures of him to calm myself out of panic attacks, used content with him as small rewards between study breaks, and overall he's helped me so much with my motivation issues.

💞 Gush about why you were drawn to your f/o:

I think I was drawn to him because of his personality most. Sure, he's hella pretty, but I remember loving his attitude towards Gaara during their fight. He's so smart and calculating, and I think that gets really overlooked in the fandom. I always see him get bimbo-fied and it just makes me a bit sad sometimes. I can totally see him being on the gender-nonconforming side of gender presentation though, so that might've been part of why I was drawn to him so much. I also love his passion for art.

I just love him man

[gottaterrify]

intimacy is hard