#obidei

[tobidei]

why do my sketches always turn out better than my paintings. i put the pain in paintings ig. anyway here are my boys

[devildanya]

[babhard1]

[joltai-showa]

I will never fall for "Obito had any sexual experience" propaganda. No, unless the fate kicked him in the nuts and he ended up accidentally stumbling his way into sex, he gets zero bitches0️⃣

Once he does looney tunes his way into getting the taste of the forbidden (by Madara's disapproving corpse and his vegan-friendly henchmen) fruit, Obito becomes the neediest and most pathetic dog you can imagine. Like, he goes from

"This world is hell👿It must be destroyed👿The rot has to be cleansed👿There is no meaning to anything here👿I must bring the ideal world"

to

"If I do not get to RAWDOG Deidara on all fours on the side of the road NOW, I will literally kill everyone in Kirigakure and then myself. I will make Blood Mist seem like a child's fucking joke. I do not even care if Madara's seal will activate, I WILL die without some Iwa bussy soon anyway"

[yowyowyaoi]

*Deidara wakes up in the middle of the night in a bed, and looks around, confused*

Deidara: Obito?

Obito, from the floor: I’m down here.

Deidara, leaning over the side of the bed: What the hell? Why are you down there, hm?

Obito, quietly: My back started acting up again. Needed a hard surface to lay on.

Deidara: Oi … *wraps a blanket around himself and grabs a pillow, joining Obito on the floor* What’s the point of shelling out money to stay at an inn if you’re just gonna lay on the floor like we’re camping or something??

Obito: At least we’re not in the rain …

Deidara: Mm; true enough. *moves the pillow so that half is under Obito’s head, then covers them both with the blanket before laying down next to him*

Obito: You don’t have to —

Deidara: Yeah, yeah, I know, old man. *puts one arm around Obito’s chest* Just be quiet and rest, hm. I want to leave early tomorrow so we can get this mission over with.

Obito, indignantly: I’m not old …

Deidara: Are too. What are you, like, forty or something?

Obito: … Seriously?? I’m only thirty-one!

Deidara: Whatever, grandpa. Go to sleep.

Obito: You know what? Now you’ve got me riled up, brat … *positions himself so that he’s on top of Deidara* I’m gonna show you that my age doesn’t — *stops, makes a sudden gasping noise*

Deidara:

Deidara: … You just pulled a muscle again, didn’t you?

Obito: *blushes and nods*

Deidara: You need me to go find some ice for you?

Obito: And a snack, please. But make sure it’s nothing too spicy; don’t want to upset my old-man stomach.

Deidara: Of course.

[stmnn]

I'd love to see an ObiDei drawing from you, if you wanted to do one! Your art is so awesome, it'd be really cool to see Deidara in your style! But no pressure to. Love your stuff! 💕❤️

Thank you so much! Actually i've been wanting to draw them for a long time!

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After some occasions Obito often has nightmares (in au, where Obito is alive, he is haunted by the events of the war and a strong sense of guilt)

drawing Obito until my hand falls off, day 13 (almost.( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ )

[namiyami5]

here are the finished colored designs of Miwa (Kakuzu's daughter) and Yoko (Obito's daughter) I also made a small form of what weapons they wield and what elements they are predisposed to

the story about the Jashin element on Miwa's neck begins with the fact that Hidan, in order to spite Kakuzu, decided to sew his daughter into being a believer and Miwa, in order to piss off her father, made this symbol on her neck and the heart (with a red outline) saw this in Miwa and told Kakuzu why Miwa was scared and Miwa called this heart a snitch or a tattletale, saying that it can't keep secrets, but it didn't stop being Miwa's favorite

when Yoko was 10-11 years old she told everyone that she wanted a kitten for her birthday and in the end she got from Madara his sword gumbai, from Obito an unknown creature Juubi and from Shizuma a long-awaited kitten which she named momo but she was no less happy with the sword and the jubi. Yoko likes to spend time with Grandpa Madara and why? Because Grandpa is kind and with him you can do anything, even destroy a house, or capture a neighboring country, and even play war games with real shinobi.

and what do you think, does Miwa suit the red color or should the hoodie have been made green?

[arvinchou17]

[grollywenonsra]

Merry Christmas.🌹

[0amburgh0]

Im absolutely loving this trend btw

[the-real-obito]

Ranking the asses of the akatsuki✨️

7. Sasori: Its literally wooden and can be used as a cutting board -100/10

6. Pain: Flat and a little bit of muscle 0/10

5. Hidan: It's mostly muscle but still not much to look at 2/10

4. Zetsu: Holy shit I hate to say it but for a guy that can't poop his butt is surprisingly average 4/10

3. Kakuzu & Kisame: They both have butts that most people find attractive. Nice and plump, and little bit firm 7/10

2. Konan: It's good for a woman, I know quite a few woman who would be jealous 8/10

1. Deidara: It's heart shaped and it fucking jiggles when he runs. I would destroy every chair in the world if it ment he would sit on my face. 10/10 😍😜

8. Itachi: that's my cousin 😤 (5/10 average)

[tobidei]

ka-ching

[karameru-ka]

The last time I made fanart of this lil gremlin is feb lol. It’s been so long 😩

[devildanya]

he's a bit shy

[angkis]

[yowyowyaoi]

Deidara: You ever just look at your boyfriend and think, damn, this guy is annoying. He’s ugly and not all that smart and more than a little insane … but I still love him. What does that say about ME?

Hidan: Every single day, blondie. Every. Fucking. Day.

Obito and Kakuzu: