#delicious!!

[lilacthebooklover]

Why do you call these chips. These are long sticks of pure potato flesh these are a mockery of god

they're chips!! a little boy is a chip off the old block, five blocks down you'll find the chippie, don't go searching for a chipper attitude when you try to spend a few quid though cause we're all as miserable as the weather here xx

[nerves-nebula]

*eats ur au*

i never thought I'd have this honor... *wiping tears from my eyes*

I'd like to thank chef boyardee,,, i'd like to thank that one friend from high school who let me buy a bunch of food with his food stamps once when my mom left town for a few days,,, I'd like to thank quinton reviews... I'd like to thank-

[howdoyousleep3]

Mama I am reeling my neighbor is a huge daddy and we met at a apartment association meeting and that’s where I first saw him and we flirted HARD and then I went home with him and mama!! He’s got the senator Rogers mouth!! The things he said right into my ear had be blushing like an untainted little thing and I’ve seen some things mama! First time I got my cute little behind devoured too and he laughed at me while doing it! The gall the gumption! I’ll never be the same and he walked me home after, opening doors and smiling like a goddamn angel as if he didn’t need to hold me up just a minute ago cause my legs were shaking so bad. Now I will reread some senator Rogers/Bucky to cool off. That’s all mama<3

Oh my GOD look at you all living your best, smuttiest fucking lives!! 😍😍😍 I love this!!!

[fleurfurr]

i might start tagging colors

[pumpking64]

been at uni over 40 hours this week already, despite not having any lectures at all, so now we have arrived at that point in exam writing where we ordered a pizza to get out in the middle of nowhere to our campus. uni life is weird

[de-i-ji]

my bounty 🍓🍓🍓 snatched it before the birds

[not-a-newt]

GOD oblivion is so so so much better than skyrim holy fuck, I mean I grew up on skyrim and I love skyrim but oblivion is just on a completely different level

[hopsof]

[seldomsee]

I can't stop thinking about this post

[toothwormfactory]

[chikinan]

the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.

[agui-chart]

Laios and Senshi, protectors of the sapphic girls

[whamber]

Falin with Laois hair: Cute pixie cut!

Laios with Falin hair: HEEEEEEYEEEHYEEEHYEHYEH

[aquilaofarkham]

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

[mgosketches]

Biblically accurate Falin