#derek derekson

[septic-dr-schneep]

It's three in the morning and I'm bored so have this

[fuffleton]

list of markiplier egos that i think would have a visceral negative reaction to baby sensory dancing fruit videos

+the entire wkm cast

[fromthedeskof-darkiplier]

Thoughts on Derek Derekson

Ew.

That is my thought on him. "Ew".

-D

[strawberryamanita]

Food for thought: Dark calls Eric Mr. Derekson because they respect and care about him but they just call Derek Derek because they cannot stand him

Yes, they do this while they're in the same room

[salad-of-potatoes]

Thinking so much about Yancy Murdoc and Eric being the kids of Marc and Celine (and William lolol) Yancy and Murdoc are twins, Marc’s bio kids Erics the youngest and William’s bio kid. Heavily based off of @ghiertor-the-gigapeen‘s family au, love their art pls go check em out After the murders Eric ends up in the hands of Edgar, who sells him to Derek. He promptly changes Eric’s name to Erek and gets him to work just like the other kids he gets from Ed. Yancy takes the fall for the murders after being hypnotized by Murdoc and ends up in prison. He was probably a teen, so ended up in juvey where he continued to act out, landing in Happy Trails after turning 18. I haven’t watched Space yet tbh so Murdoc does whatever he does lol Each of them being bio related to Celine, they each have supernatural-based powers of their own. Murdocs is hypnosis Yancys have something to do with his tattoos, maybe hes a Ceer too? But through his tattoos instead of getting proper visions. Erics haven’t popped up yet, and being combined with his potential to go mad like Wil? Who knows They eventually all live in The Iplier Manor™️. Yancy sees Dark as The Warden, as thats what hes used to. So sees Dark as a parental figure without even knowing hes technically his mom lol. Is represented by the DA (Whether they’re a ghost or mirror man- they’re around somewhere) in court when applying for parole and getting his name legally changed to Yancy! He still visits Happy Trails of course, and even works there as a guard after getting off parole while doing acting on the side. Murderslaughter is *very* proud of him. Erics figuring out legal stuff with the DA to be emancipated from Derek while take legal action against him and Ed Hes also in therapy- physical and mental- while dating Ayano! (Yandereplier) My mans getting his life together! He also goes skating with Wilford the Jims and Bing from time to time! I honestly don’t know much about Murdoc, so Murdoc fans feel free to leave what you think. Might add more if I get ideas!

[vanilla-ending]

Random Markiplier ego headcanons: Relationships edition (platonic, familial, romantic!) 🩷

Bing, Derby (Cool Patrol Leader), and Marc (E-Boy) are all friends- they’re the shades boys and do dumb shit like make tiktoks of Bing trying to pull Derby on his skates while skateboarding down a street-

Derby and Bop (MarkiplierTV) are Yancy’s younger brothers. They all have the same dad but different moms, and are thick as thieves with each other. Part of Yancy’s incarceration was protecting his brothers from his mother. The younger two visit him on third Sundays 🥺

There is a possibility that Actor is Yancy’s father. There is also a possibility that Actor has attempted to treat Marc like his son despite their vast generational gap-

The Nightguard and the Survivor (FNaF Musical and Resident Enis musical) are brothers, who got separated when their lives went in different directions. They only meet again in the manor with their own sets of trauma and a quite bond over singing

Speaking of singing, there’s a Glee club type get together between all the egos who sing (Yancy, Derby, Bop, NG, and Res-), where they mostly just sing and Yancy tries getting them to do original songs he’s written (even if Bop is only vocalizing and not verbally speaking-)

Ed Edgar and Derek Derekson are work partners, who are attempting to fight for their businesses to get more advertising time on the Markiplier TV scheduling. They’re both awful fathers who convince each other they’re just Doing the right thing :/

Eric has been lowkey adopted by Captain Magnum, the two bonding over their prosthetics at first until Magnum offers to get the boy his sea legs, wanting to take Eric away from the loud bustling manor and onto the “calming” sea. Eric is just happy someone so big is being nice and caring to him 3:

Dr. Iplier and Dr. Plier (My Therapist, Dr. Plier) are cousins, who don’t know exactly why their last names are so similar but Different, but don’t really care. Edward (Iplier) and Greyson (Plier) have coffee together in the morning before their appointments and chat often, they have a solid relationship 🩷

Dark and Wilford are in an open marriage, Wilford enjoys flirting and being with many other egos while Dark is content as long as their husband returns at the end of the night to sleep with them.

Dark and Wilford have also unofficially adopted the King of the Squirrels as their youngest kid, as well as Ayano (Yandere) who was possibly the bastard child of William and Celine in their past life. All she knows is these adult egos feel safe to go to when she’s in trouble at school-

William and Michael (Actor) were brothers, Michael was adopted into the Barnum family and adored his older brother until their adult years, when the affair came to light. In the manor, Wilford has no idea why his spouse despises the depressed Actor that he just wishes to befriend!

Micheal had a short relationship after his divorce, with a writer named Arthur (Author) who wrote him violent poetry and made him feel adored. Now in the manor, Actor finds himself fondly listening to the Host when the man reads in the library ❤️

Google Blue is assigned the task of working with the Engineer to keep the man busy now that he doesn’t have a ship to take care of, leading to the Engineer to grow affectionate over the android as the “nicest” person in the manor (seeing how they barely leave the lab)

Murdock (A Murder With Markiplier) and Yancy are in a relationship that started as only physical and developed into more personal, both sharing their interests with each other the more they hung out. Murdock offers his couch in his apartment for Yancy when he gets on parol

The Googles do not see each other as siblings, more as separate parts of one being. They share files and memory space between each other, work on the same projects, simply having their own color coded folders for anything deemed unnecessary to share between each other. They all see Bing as a reluctant colleague while he sees them as his friends-

Edward has taken responsibility for HeeHoo, while it isn’t domesticated enough to stay in the manor full time, he leaves a cellar door open with a nest of fabrics for HeeHoo to curl up in during the cold months, as well as bowls of food and fresh water by the back door of the manor. Every few months he gets Illinois and Res to hunt it down so he can do a check up and give it necessary medical work.

Illinois and Res are adventuring buddies, in the sense they go on forest walks in near silence. Illinois talks the most while Res is just interested in getting out of that too clean and too fancy house for a few hours. Illy has the maps and the experience while Res has the weapons and skill to keep them safe.

Maybe I do a a part 2 for these adding in JSE egos or non-Mark characters from his projects?? I dunno- also I hit 30 whole tags for this post trying to name everyone and what they’re from 😭

[we-die-like-x-tag-tournament]

Wednesday, Round 1, Poll 5

[faecaribou]

I think I’ve only drawn Derek like twice ever

[ardenwritesegos]

Pinned Down

Eric had many memories of his childhood–many deaths and explosions–but none stood out to him more than one moment. 

His dad was selling a china set for a charity event. Derek unfortunately made the mistake of leaving it in a house of 14 children. Those children included a very accident-prone Eric. 

The boy, curious about the china pattern, picked up one of the bowls. It was white with a sweeping blue pattern. 

When he turned around, he didn’t see one of his brothers in front of him, until–

Bump. 

Crash!

Shards of white and blue all over the kitchen floor. In moments, it got worse. 

“What the hell is goin’ on in here?!” Derek stormed in, before looking down at the mess in front of Eric. Rage boiled within him. 

“What were you thinking, boy?!” Derek stopped forward, backing his son up to the wall. 

“You fucked up my business deal!” He slammed Eric against the wall, pinning him there. 

“Dad, I–” 

“I know you got some common sense in there!” the father yelled. 

“So use it for once in your goddamn life, and don’t touch my merchandise!” The volume increased, bringing Eric to tears. 

“You understand?” Derek quickly lowered his voice. The boy responded with a small, tearful nod. 

There was one thing Eric learned from that. 

He was an idiot who couldn’t do anything right.

[egotankart]

Failed Father

[deepfriedseagullfeet]

ok so in my head Dark bought a large plot of land in the middle of ohio and had some buildings built to start collecting discarded/rescued egos so it literally kinda looks like a cult compound but its just filled with egos. theres a few houses and apartments and a main building with a cafeteria and offices and shit

BUT i am increasingly becoming a huge fan of dark buying out this super big high-end apartment megacomplex (still in ohio/still in the middle of nowhere) and he just pays off the owner so she doesn't ask questions. like why do all these strange wacky big sorta-asian-looking men look exactly the same. why is there a guy whos eyes dont stop bleeding. is that an android. is that a fucking huge pirate. wait is that the host of that hire my ass show that got canceled in 2014. what is happening. but Dark put her children through college and gives her enough per month not only to cover all the apartment's energy/lighting bills and paying maintenance but so she can live very comfortably so she doesn't say a single thing

its a super nice complex so theres a pool and a tennis court and a clubhouse cafeteria thing they all loiter around plus a workout room and trails into the woods they can walk and a field behind the building for soccer/football games. half the rooms in the complex are full, the rest left empty for anyone new that dark rescues. some egos are roommates to fill the two-bedroom units while some are better living alone. the bottom floors have meeting rooms (for planning rescue missions, keeping track of the actor's whereabouts, weekly meetings with everyone to address complaints and suggestions on how to make the place better, all that stuff)

meanwhile, the very top floor has penthouse suites that are very very nice, which is where dark and wilford live. dark's place is essentially an office for him, its pretty sparse and he only really sleeps in his own bed when he's suuuuper stressed or wants to be alone. but 90% of the time he's at wilford's suite. half his sharp suits are neatly in wilford's closet next to brightly checkered and rainbow stripped ones. he has his side of the bed and wilford has the other.

as much as dark desperately tried keeping it quiet, everyone in the complex is very aware that dark and will are A Thing and they essentially live together (gossip and rumors are an occasional problem amongst the ipliers). no one says anything about it, not since yancy once made a snide homophobic comment about it, in which dark grabbed him by the throat, dragged him to the nearest balcony, and dangled him over the edge by the lapels of his leather jacket (keep in mind yancy is extremely agoraphobic) until he sobbed hard enough and groveled pathetically and apologized enough that dark threw him unceremoniously back on the floor in front of everyone. so no one says a single damn thing about will and dark's relationship anymore.

anyways with the help of other egos (like the googles) dark has like 3 money laundering schemes running at all times in order to continue paying for the building and funding ego rescue missions. and if they slip up and someone finds out about the white collar crime going on dark just has them....taken care of. not by himself, oh no, he has plenty of boys at his fingertips to due his bidding, he doesn't like getting his hands dirty as it were

in conclusion!!! some egos just hang out at the complex and do stuff there, others work closely with dark and do his bidding, and a few like going into town to work or shop. the more i think about this concept i actually like it way way better than my original compound idea. it feels more realistic and grounded and also it amuses me. like yes captain magnum lives across from eric and derek derekson. yes the host and ed edgar are roommates. yes friday nights are always loud cause theres like 3 different parties going on in three different places in the complex where everyone is either drinking or getting high or having mario cart competitions. anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk i am making this canon now

[fuffleton]

Lazy drawing raahhh 😭😭

[distracted-milkshake]

Markiplier Egos Smash tierlist https://tiermaker.com/create/markiplier-egos-15400970 but I put too much godforsaken time into it. all alter egos in order under cut. fml

From left to right, top to bottom:

Please ruin my life: Engineer Mark (In Space With Markilpier), The Necromancer (Ninja Sex Party), Illinois (A Heist With Markiplier), Yancy (A Heist With Markiplier), Damien the Mayor (Who Killed Markiplier), Bim Trimmer (Cyndago Shorts), Resident Enis Mark

NEXT LINE

Smash: Wilford 'Motherloving' Warfstache (Same Name), Heist Mark (A Heist With Makiplier), Murderiplier (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Metal Gear Engineer Mark/Tactiplier/Unnamed Soldier Mark (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Actor Mark (Who Killed Markiplier), Porniplier Pizza Delivery (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Porniplier Construction Worker (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Dr. Iplier (Worst News Doctor), [NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH] Dr. Plier (My Therapist, Dr. Plier) [THERAPIST, NOT MD, severly underrated], Chef Iplier (now we're cooking), Date Mark (A Date With Markiplier)

NEXT LINE, CONT.

Bingiplier (Google Gets an Upgrade), The Host (Danger in Fiction), Randall Voorhees (Santa Spills The Tea), Derek Derekson (Santa Spills The Tea), Dadiplier (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Cool Patrol Mark (Ninja Sex Party)

NEXT LINE

Hug:

Captain Mugnum (A Heist With Markiplier), Old Man Engineer Mark (In Space With Markiplier), Colonel William Barnum (Who Killed Markiplier), Yandereplier (MAKING LOVE FOR SENPAI | Yandere Simulator #12), Bop Mark (Markiplier TV), Porniplier Woodsman (In Space With Markiplier Part Two), Porniplier Doctor [possibly Dr. Iplier] (In Space With Markipler Part Two), Camp Counselor Mark (In Space With Markiplier), Annus (Unnus Annus), Jeremiah (Cyndago), Bonesaw (Cyndago)

NEXT LINE

Heehoo (Unnus Annus/In Space With Markiplier)

NEXT LINE

Friend:

Darkiplier (Various), Wilford Warfstache (Warfstache Interviews Markiplier), Markiplier Noir (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Santaplier (Various), King Of The Squirrels (Markiplier TV), Porniplier Plumber (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Porniplier Lifeguard (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Jim (Markiplier TV/Corpse Abduction), I Actually Am Not Sure Don't @ me it's 3am, Googleplier (Google IRL), Derek Derekson (Santa Spills The Tea)

NEXT LINE

E-boy Mark (Unnas Annus), Station Commander Mark (In Space With Markiplier), Bill (Werewolves), God of Night (The Tabletop Roleplay thing)

NEXT LINE

Not interested:

Silver Shepherd (Super Infidelity)

Nope go away: none.

In my quest for knowledge I have found only torment. Endless torment. Mark did all of this. I'm simple a biased observer. All mistakes are me or my simping factor. Feel free to ask for clarification. I will not be taking any questions thanks.

[jo3ydr3w]

Guys, had a crazy t'ought. Eric 'n' Derek Derekson bein' references t' Erik Erikson psychosocial eight stage t'eory.

🍀

[sterek-ao3feed]

Mala Leña

Read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/65711788

by gotik_milk

Stiles tiene más de un secreto en esta vida pero talvez con la llegada a un nuevo pueblo descubra mucho más de lo que esperaba, amor, amistad y el auto descubrimiento de su persona

Words: 1431, Chapters: 2/?, Language: Español

Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Ethan (Teen Wolf), Aiden (Teen Wolf), Jackson Whittemore, Lydia Martin, Allison Argent, Vernon Boyd, Erica Reyes, Sheriff Stilinski (Teen Wolf), Peter Hale, Alan Deaton

Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Kate Argent/Derek Hale, Derek Hale/Jackson Whittemore, Derek Hale/Original Male Character(s), Jordan Parrish/Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski/Jackson Whittemore, Stiles Stilinski & Everyone, Stiles Stilinski/Ethan Winters

Additional Tags: NSFW Art, Horny Derek Hale, Marathon Sex, Daddy Kink, Sub Derek Hale, Dom Stiles Stilinski, Don't Like Don't Read, Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation, Rough Sex, Enthusiastic Consent, Needy Derek Hale, Power Bottom Derek Hale, Bottom Derek Hale, Male Lactation, Barebacking, Anal Sex, Vaginal Sex, Double Penetration, Object Insertion, Size Queen Derek Hale, Derek Hale Has a Nice Butt, Stiles Stilinski Has a Big Dick, Pregnant Derek Hale, POV Derek Hale, Cock Slut Derek Hale, Top Stiles Stilinski, Boypussy Derek Hale, Derek Derekson Being a Jerk, Derek Hale Deserves Nice Things, Derek Hale Loves Stiles Stilinski, POV Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall & Stiles Stilinski Friendship

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65711788

[falseroar]

I want to say 3, because I think the Colonel would have some awesome and wild stories that would help make the time pass quickly, even without Illinois on the other side chiming in. But I am very introverted, and having to sit next to a stranger who kept dragging me into a conversation for less than half of a couple hour flight has nearly broken me before, so probably not the best option for me personally. (Plus, being that close to Derek Derekson no doubt mistreating his son, I think 10 hours would be more than enough time to have me making deals with the Googles across the aisle to commit a murder.)

8 would be my more "realistic" option because window seat + back row is what I usually go with anyway, and I tend to pass out immediately on plane rides. Dark seems like the type to leave someone sleeping alone (if you ignore the whole "Go back to sleep" van video thing...) instead of trying to make you talk to him for the entire flight like Actor Mark definitely would.

Plus, I think if he got annoying or started going in too deep with the creeper vibes, pointing over at the King of the Squirrels and asking "what's that guy's deal?" seems like it would be an easy way to distract him for a while.

Think about this for a second