lmao sorry if i was an old man dying from parkinson's with a lot of regrets in my life and the vampire i met in my 20s called me up 50 years after an interview where he attacked me and was like "can we try again?" and then i got to his billionaire dubai penthouse and sat down and THIS was what he said to me it would have been fucking van helsing ON THE SPOT like why don't we take a walk outside in the sunlight you shady ass queen
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Sometimes (every single day) I just think about how we were ROBBED of having long curly hair Carlos.
Like I understand that this specific color would probably burn his hair but I need his curls to be there
Tell me, what was the point in NOT using a curly wig???
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Hey. Hey. Hey. AU in which Felix gets insanely jealous of that classmate who keeps lurking around Adrien and calls himself his “best friend” or, worse, his “bro”. What’s his deal? Sure, Felix has been cold and distant and randomly puts cheese under his cousin’s pillow, but they still grew up together. That has to count for something, right? Who does that guy think he is???
Turns out Nino has the biggest strongest dorkiest crush on Adrien, and has been heavily leaning into the brotherly act as a cover-up. That’s just his buddy! His pal!! Nothing to see here!!!
So of course, as soon as Felix finds out, he decides he needs to set them up. Very reluctantly. Only when they smooch will he stop feeling threatened. Shenanigans and ✨ friendship ✨ ensue.
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-)
1.06 | Like Angels Put in Hell by God
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One of Nandor’s 37 wives that he brings back from the dead. He is very fascinated with Guillermo, and insists that he tell him stories about where he comes from and his upbringing. This makes Nandor uncomfortable, so he sends him back to the dead.
i’m still mourning that there was a scene written in the 4x2 script where one of Nandor’s guywives tries to flirt with Guillermo, and Nandor was weird about it, but it got cut out
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No but I’m so happy mochijun is writing the queer manga she wants. Because there’s a bunch in Pandora Hearts you can tell she was eager but wasn’t allowed to do. And here she can have several canonically queer important characters.
That’s not even touching the subtext.
Like these aren’t background characters. This isn’t a one and done thing. Luna is one of the most important figures in the story. This is another Archiviste which is already a big deal, now quite possibly sapphic now. Johann and I consider the dhams part of the main cast. If you want you could see Teacher genderfluid and Domi is heavily implied to be bi. I don’t give a damn if vanoé don’t kiss on-screen, queerness is entwined with this manga and no one can convince me otherwise.
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To think that I do not have her. To feel that I have lost her.
To hear the immense night, still more immense without her.
And the verse falls to the soul like dew to the pasture.
What does it matter that my love could not keep her.
The night is starry and she is not with me.
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it's wild to me that, at the end of the day, disco elysium essentially states that the end of the world can be held at bay with scooter music. they weren't kidding when they said "first we save the rave, then we save the world" were they.
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