#shut up allie

[djo]

no gifset will do this justice 

[osaka-lilac]

you’re telling me. that when fernando had the perfect opportunity to overtake lance. he chose not to. and vocalized that he would not fight him. at his home race. i’m in awe. our war criminal has one weakness and it’s princess lance stroll

those two are gonna have their own winners room tonight

[vacuumtan]

it's wild to me that, at the end of the day, disco elysium essentially states that the end of the world can be held at bay with scooter music. they weren't kidding when they said "first we save the rave, then we save the world" were they.

[nellievances]

wishing amber heard all the healing, happiness, and love. may she raise her daughter and live the rest of her life in peace. 💕

[totalshockwaves]

my mother: police quotas aren't real! it's a myth!

me: damn you should tell that to the officer who literally admitted she only ticketed me due to her quota, for "texting" (aka doubling checking my gps was set)

[sylvansleuth]

Edit it out, edit it out!

[mazeyphaedra]

was rewatching fabian’s baron moment on account of it being the most delicious piece of pvp in my recent memory and ally beardsley’s growth as a player just shone through so brightly and with such clarity. after dusting off their shock they immediately asked about the nemesis ward, had enough knowledge about fellow pcs stocked to remember adaine’s ac with such like frustrated confidence and certainty, suggested to siobhan to dimension door out of adaine’s room, like. they came into this making a character with 4 dex. and now the dice deity offered to roll a check to sense if adaine was in danger. making decisions, asking questions, getting invested in the story, trying so hard with the tools they have to save characters from danger; ally beardsley is an incredible d&d player.

[theswordnthepen]

I think as bad as Ed wants to marry Stede, he’d never be the one to ask. Stede would have to be the one to propose. Stede’s already done the marriage thing and Ed doesn’t know if Stede would even want that again, so he just sits on it. He wants to marry him so bad it makes him crazy but he can’t bring himself to ask. And I think if Ed ever did ask it would probably be a subconscious thing. Like not even realizing what he’s said until he’s confronted with Stede’s reaction.

[homolobotomized]

toei adding in eight seconds of prolonged eye contact is making me cry

[nataliesscatorccio]

you don't have to believe me but adult Allie is the fulfillment of Jackie's unlived life let me explain. straightaway Allie is positioned under Jackie's wing, both girls absent from the team singing and dancing together between the lockers. Jackie is doing Allie's facepaint and giving her a pep talk like the one she's immediately about to receive from Coach Martinez. ready or not, these girls have responsibilities on their shoulders now that are above their skill level—and if they can't perform they'll be cut out. Allie is too concerned with prom and dates while the other girls are concerned with winning nationals; Jackie eventually dies for prioritizing what the group come to feel are the wrong things. Allie and Jackie, with their preoccupation for the functionally useless achievement markers of society, stand in the way of the team's survival. Allie, like Jackie, obliviously says the wrong thing with good intention, accidentally prioritizes her needs over the needs of the group (and yes i do count Shauna's wellbeing as a need for Jackie), and ultimately will be sacrificed in a horrible and graphic way when the team decides they can't move forward and win (read: survive) with her holding them back. Allie's leg is destroyed, but it's seen as a kindness when compared to the extent of the agony getting on the plane bound for nationals would have brought her. Jackie's death is heartbreaking, but Natalie knows right away that it was lucky for her to die then, because things were going to get worse. it's easy to believe the narrative Shauna later acts out to fulfill Jackie's life. but she's a writer, and a liar, and neither Jackie nor Shauna knew the other as well as they wanted to think. in some ways it's just a story Shauna is telling herself. the not unspoken truth is that Jeff was the high school boyfriend. and at the twenty-five year reunion Jackie wouldn't have been sitting next to him, Shauna did not take her place. Jackie would have been organizing the get together, quoting worddefinition.net (*Beaches) in her speech, offending someone, forcing people into group photos, and making cheesy nostalgiabait slideshows to Enya.

[djo]

gator tillman smoking is something that can be so incredibly personal

[osaka-lilac]

how many more lizards will the old man kill this weekend someone should stop him

[vacuumtan]

nothing in a persona game will ever beat the reactions some demons in P2IS have when you gay it up in front of them. "hell yeah you funky little homosexuals, anything to depopulate humanity!!!" what if i kissed you on the mouth

[nellievances]

happy birthday to the best girl in the whole world!!!

[scrambledslut]

i realized i’m never gonna get to fuck that old man. 32 injured 15 dead.

[waterandsilver]

it's got a wikipedia page lads!