#descendants canon is werid

[hannahhook7744]

What we Know about Jane part 1;

Possible debate team member.

Acapella member.

Former mascot.

Cheerleader.

Thinks Lonnie wouldn't hurt a fly.

Thinks Doug is a very talented musician and that working in the mines sounds dirty.

Thinks Leadership is a lot of pressure.

Thinks Carlos is great at Tourney.

It is implied she had a crush on him in d1 according to the books.

Thought the vks deserved a chance in the school of secrets web series, where she can be seen arguing/debating with a girl about it. Which also shows that she can be sassy when she wants to be.

Gets tongue tied easily but eventually gets more confident thanks to the vkw influence.

After the vks showed up, she started to learn how to balance the rules with a dose of reality.

Really wishes someone would take her on a romantic date to the enchanted lake.

She wishes she was more artistic like Mal.

She has good hand writing.

She longs to be able to use her magic instead of just studying it, despite what her mom wants.

Things weren't easy for her growing up due to being Fg (the headmistress)'s daughter, because people always expected her to be good and avoided her at the same time.

She can be very insecure at time.

She once said "Magic is niether good nor evil-- it's all about who's using it."

Her mom taught her that love's a pretty big component in lifting enchantments.

Jane is too shy to ask a boy to dance.

She was shocked to find out Carlos was afraid of dogs but said it made sense after Ben reminded her who's kid he was.

She says 'Bibbidi-Bibbidi mom!' Whatever that means.

Her biggest wish was for people to accept her because she was never "the pretty girl" like Lonnie and Audrey (her words. Not mine. She was always adorable to me).

She has a necklace with her and Carlos's ship name on it (Janlos, I think).

Not use to having friends-- so much so that she thanked the others for being there for her.

She got grounded BIG TIME after Ben's coronation but everyone was pretty cool about it. Even though she was very embarrassed by her behavior.

Finds using magic exhilarating though learned it required alot of concentration after using it for the first time.

Thinks the vks are the best things to happen to Auardon Prep.

Had Mermaid Studies (I think that's the name for the class) with Lonnie and Audrey.

Audrey considered her a friend and felt very betrayed after she became friends with the vk.

Wanted to hang out with all the vks and main aks at the end of the d1 school year.

Might like Fairy Bubble Gum.

Would never turn mice into horses because she feels bad for them.

Likes black licorice over red.

Her biggest pet peeves are being ignored and bad hair days.

Was voted most likely to go on a first date.

Didn't invite Audrey to her birthday party in d1.

She, Ben, Chad, Audrey, and Lonnie all use to eat dinner together evrry night at the same table in the cafeteria before the vks showed up.

Audrey considers her, her ex bestfriend (surprisingly).

Carlos liked her with short hair.

All this info came from The books and wiki. If you want a part 2, let me know and I'll dig up as much info as I can.

[hannahhook7744]

Bruh...

I call bullshit. There is no way the number of royal students is that small and you know why?!

Here is the list of known royals:

1. Anxelin (daughter of Rapunzal and Flynn).

2. Aziz (son of Jasmine and Aladdin).

3. Ben (The literal king).

4. Arabella (Ariel's niece).

5. Ruby (daughter of Rapunzal and Flynn).

6. Chad charming (son of Cinderella and Kit Charming)

7. Audrey Rose (daughter of Aurora and Philip).

8. Chloe Charming (Chad's sister).

9 Ariana rose (cousin of Audrey).

10. Artie Pendragon (son of Arthur Pendragon).

Yes, it's including two deleted characters but I don't believe in deleted characters when it comes to books. And no, it doesn't include Ebie because of what Audrey said about the Evil queen having no royal status.

This list is 5 short of the number they listed and it doesn't even cover half of the damn princesses and princes' kids and grandkids.

And Coach Jenkins said in d1 that the team was a ton of princes to Jay. Why the hell would he say that if the team only had 2 or 3 princes (does Aziz count as a prince? I know he's royalty but what is his title?) That makes no sense.

So yeah, I call total bullshit on the number of royalty attending Auardon being only 15.

And why would you even count the number of royals to begin with and not the total amount of students you have? Why is it important thay they're royalty. Man, this makes no sense.

And on an unrelated note... why is there a teacher to student to fairy ratio?! How many fairies are at the school?

Edit: okay so Artie doesn't attend auardon prep so that's 9 but still.

[hannahhook7744]

Not a ask, but please do a rant on Lonnie's inconsistent family.

Okay, so we all know that her parents are Mulan and Li Shang. So why the fuck is disney so werid about her dad being Li Shang?

Like in some areas, it will just list her fucking mom and not her dad. Which makes no sense since the other characters who's parents are both known always have both of them listed. Yet disney keeps being werid and dumb and just doesn't put his name down.

Like I know the sequels aren't canon but A) everyone ignores that rule and B) they were practically together at the end of the first Mulan movie. He showed up to her house looking for her. They were all over eachother looking at eachother with doe eyes. They were basically together.

Everyone knows it. And their older kid is literally named Li Shang Jr (which is a stupid ass name considering there are way too many juniors running around and since I heard it's apparently disrespectful in their culture to name a child after their parents).

So why do they act so fricking werid about it?

Also why aren't her grandparents and great grandma not mentioned? Why isn't Mushu and Crikee and little brother mentioned? Because as far as I'm aware they weren't?

And also apparently Mulan and Shang's 3 war buddies haven't met Lonnie? Apparently She hasn't met the child of Yao? Like, yeah, no. I don't buy that. They survived a war together and continued to work together. They cross dressed together. And those who cross dress together stick together.

Lonnie's family situation in descendants is just werid and frustrating in general. Then again I guess that's what fanfiction is for. To straighten out frustrating things like this. Still frustrating though.