List 10 songs with names in the title you like, then tag 10 people
Thank you for tagging me pretty people @maliceofminds @spookymoonie
I rarely do music-related tags because as established my music taste is below mid. But I scrolled through a couple playlists and actually feel some of these do represent me pretty well. So here:
Diana (The Rage): Diana the Musical
Helena: My Chemical Romance
Scarlett: Holly Humberstone
Goodbye, Earl: The Chicks
Becky's So Hot: Fletcher
Tango Maureen: RENT
Dear Prudence: Across the Universe Soundtrack
For Emma: Bon Iver
Gloria: Patti Smith
Tony: Patty Griffin
Now um some teeny tiny tags? @popyandshit @strezzlecki @tahtahfornow @moongays @thisliminalspace-on-ao3 @hearteyesmoony @tigolbittys @second-sister @ryder-the-writer @houseofmeh
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drags hands down face Diana is such a bad musical and not for the reasons I thought it was
A lot of things (the accents, the lyrics, the staging, the dream sequences, etc) are what I thought would be the problem, but this was the actual problem:
I don't need you to tell me a story we all lived through in exactly the way we lived through it.
I understand completely that in real life, we don't get nicely rounded stories where things foreshadow other things. But if it happened long enough ago that you've had time to make a musical about it, you got time to go fill that in before opening night. A series of events is not a story; the point of fictionalizing history is to pull out threads and create meaning out of something that just kinda happened.
So my brother in Christ why are you expecting me to experience tension over the will-they-won't-they of Charles and Camilla, they are literally married to each other still. There is no dramatic tension, there is no sense of foreboding, there is no foreshadowing. Instead everything is just sort of happening, then five minutes from the end in the kind of number that makes people hate musical theater it all just ends.
Motherfucker I remember all this happening with crystal clarity. You don't have to tell me that it happened all at once and was senseless. I sat and watched the updates on the day she died. Everybody in the audience was there.
We expect more out of fiction than real life. Like yeah my dude, I know that's what happened. It was unsatisfying the first time, why do you expect me to pay to see it the second time just because it's got musical numbers now??
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Ok, I am home alone, theatre kid relapsing and I am watching Diana for the the first time. Here's my live reaction. I may also be grabbing a drink because I don't think this can be enjoyed without ideally wine but we'll see what I have.
Excellent news, I have a lovely sauvignon blanc in. The taste is tart and fruity, perfect for this show (pro shot)
Wow we're just thrown in huh
Ok the opening number feels just... Very boring I want song
The actress is... Making choices. Manic pixie dream diana
Camilla is a mild. I said it. Not irl but here, mommy
This feels high on the hunch meter
Ok ok I love this set work
Ensemble are excellent. Living for them
Lizzy is out
Damn her voice is serving
Ensemble! I'm fucking living for them, they're giving 110%
This choreography is so so MUCH and I mean that in the best way. Saving this
Diana's actress is still making her choices...
I have no idea what this pacing is
Will they mention the tampon thing
I'd love for you to have great influence over me Camilla
Charles is not being mentioned because he is very very white bread
I heard about this. This is how your people dance is... Everything I heard and maybe worse
I need to be more drunk
Charles breakdancing really is something
Snap click is a bop I wont lie
Ensemble continues to slay
Barbara's number slaps too
It's not good but it is very watchable
Camilla and Charles' number has some good music too
Damn that wedding dress is insanely accurate
The actual composition is pretty great actually. Just attached to a very questionable book
Diana is wearing a sailor outfit??
Ah yes the iconic giant metal sign saying WALES hanging over the Welsh country side
Fuck the yanks really really can't do Welsh accents
Very very very funny to see Charles' framing of Wales treated uncritically. Even the crown didn't do that lol
I never thought I'd be this pro Camilla. Diana is just so uninteresting in this and she is so so fucking hot
The ballads are by far the worst but I have heard worse
Simply breathe is actually amazing
Diana deserves an edge. I'm glad of this. Give her a gun I say
Maybe it's my mummy issues but I'd let Lizzy strap me down
Give Diana a gun. I stand by this
The rage is a great villian song
The guitar!!!!
"serves me right for marrying a Scorpio" is actually an insane lyric and is a level of camp unmatched
I do also want Sarah to fuck me
Post pregnancy Diana too actually
Pretty pretty girl is also a bop
I don't want to fuck Barbara but I do want to drink mojitos and bitch with her
JAMES FUCKING INTRO PUTTING ROCKY HORROR TO SHAME
GIVE DIANA A GUN AND SET HER ON THATCHER!!!!!!!!!!
I mean mother Teresa was a pos
Glad they're mentioning the aids thing
THE AIDS PATIENTS FUCKING CRITIQUING HER OUTFIT AND ASKING FOR MAKEUP I'd say it was homophobic if they didn't chose the gayest looking motherfuckers in the cast to play them
The boxing ring song does actually slap
Also Diana and Camilla should fuck
Get his ass Diana
This is the ultimate petty bitch musical and and im living
Officers wife is great but it's rubbing too much against my republicanism
That ending is surprisingly effective
Honestly this is definitely insanely camp and not serious but I highly recommend it. It's very fun trash, I do recommend the wine though, that was the shout. Now to finish off my glass I may have a few minutes of love never dies.
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