#did this for narancia because i love narancia.... he and mista have such a fun dynamic!!

[ristorantebar]

"kinda crazy to think about the fact that we're literally inside a key inside a turtle, huh?" mista leans back against one of the sofas, though he's sitting on the floor anyways. (who needs proper posture?) all the while, he looks to narancia.

"hey, are you feeling any better after that whole grateful dead thing? you look a lot better... a lot more, uh, hair and teeth. thank god. that was really giving me the creeps." though his concern for narancia is real, mista has his own ways of expressing it, that's for sure.

@redlineoffate ♡'d for a starter!

[nightmaremonarch]

jojo’s bizarre fantasy au BECAUSE I LOVE PART 5 AUGHHHHHHHHH

i rewatched the entirety of part five in the span it took to make this. Details about the lore and characters below the cut ^_^

Ok. I will be separating this based on character… in an attempt to be more organized. Included will also be my friend’s description that she gave for each character upon seeing the drawing.

Giorno Giovanna — Race, half vampire. Stand name, Gaia. Unfortunately lost his silly victory rolls, which have been replaced with donut shaped curls. Has a dream of usurping the Crimson King and ending his oppressive reign.

Friend’s Description: “‘pink is still manly for this era guys trust’”

Trish Una — Race, human(?). Stand name, Spice. I like to think she tries to maintain an air of elegance and superiority, but she’s just a kid who doesn’t particularly want to be in the situation she’s in. The princess of an underground kingdom? No way. She just wants to be Trish.

Friend’s Description: “Noblelady”

Guido Mista — Race, human. Stand name, Coitus Cluster (good god the creative juices are NOT flowing). Best archer, like, ever. Probably enjoys animal furs but is too broke to get any. Stinky loser.

Friend’s Description: “Robin hood.”

Pannacotta Fugo — Race, elf. Stand name, Purple Death. Former nobleman and still dresses like it. Had to limit the holes in his clothes because he is, unfortunately, not immune to being sunburn.

Friend’s Description: “totally not a vampire”

Bruno Bucciarati — Race, human. Stand name, Strings of Fate. I love him. He’s the love of my life. I may or may not have put the most effort into his outfit. He’s so beautiful. No notes. Also, since zippers weren’t invented till like… mid 1800’s, rather than zippers, he uses strings!!! Tugs on ‘em the way you would a loose hem…

Friend’s Description: “Italian nobleman”

Leone Abbacchio — Race, drow. Stand name, Rewind. It takes the form of a snake!! Because Moody Blues had them.. neck thangs. I don’t know. Anyways. Abbacchio coulda been drippier, but at the time of drawing I was running low on brain power.

Friend’s Description: “TOTALLY NOT A VAMPIRE”

Narancia Ghirga — Race, human. Stand name, Pheonix. Due to the fact that airplanes did NOT exist prior to some point in the 1900’s, Narancia’s stand is a bird. Probably breathes fire and can detect carbon dioxide… cannot come back from the dead though. Sorry buddy. Also, his left eye is blind from his eye infection. Sorry again buddy.

Friend’s Description: “peasant working on a merchant ship”

AND FINALLY:

Diavolo — Race, Demon. The Crimson King. He took FOREVER to draw. Especially those tattoos. I tried to make his color scheme salvageable, but seeing as I was working with Diavolo’s actual color scheme… it is not the best. Diavolo used to have wings as well, but after an incident that prompted him to go underground, they’re gone. He hides in the body of a halfling named Vinegar Doppio… though they are two completely separate entities.

Friend’s Description: “Dante’s homosexual Inferno”

idk if ill elaborate more on this au. depends on the reception of this…!! this is all just for fun… goofs and gaffs… love u sorry for only posting wips for months before this

also in this au i think stands would be called spirits/be spirits ok that’s all fr now bye love u

[lady-wallace]

Vampire AU DTIYS Wrap Up!

Vampire AU DTIYS Results!

Results are in! Thank you to everyone who participated in the dtiys, I really loved seeing everything you came up with for the AU ^_^

That being said, it made choosing winners VERY hard but I picked the pieces that spoke to me personally.

Grand Prize:

I could not choose between these so I have 2 grand prize winners

@anticiajk for their GORGEOUS redraw of this group shot in vampire AU format, there's just so much life in everyone and I'm still dying over the clothing and expressions.

See Post Here

And @waffles-in-winter who literally was learning blender while she made this adorable 3D Giorno and I cannot get enough of him. He is my favorite. Please go to the link to see him in full 3D

See Post on Instagram

2nd Place Prizes:

Again very difficult to pick so there are 3 2nd place prize winners

@masterangst (who actually did two entries!) but I'm picking mostly because she wrote a incredibly fun and angsty story with Bruno whump and I am weak for that XD

Read Entry on Ao3

@citrus-enby - The group looks so good in their style! I adore everyone's expressions- particularly Mista's little smirk and Narancia being an angel as usual

See Entry Here

@/Silent.Requiem - love this take on the original with Giorno looking very menacing. Love the moody colors on this one so much

See Entry on Instagram

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If you participated in the dtiys (winner or not) please fill out the form below if you would like to request a doodle from me. This is just a thank you for taking the time to make something for me, it means so much ❤️

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tumblr won't allow me to post all the links to these in the same post, so please check the notes for the reblog so you can check out all of these artists and writers!

[davyjoneslockr]

Yes yes I'm sending more playlist related questions because these are fun. So The Rain The Park And The Other Things on the Fugio playlist caught my eye..ear? And it reminded me of the song Send me no flowers by Doris Day and I like that a lot.

Everybody says that Strawberry Blonde is very them coded but nobody explains why. I'm curious about your interpretation :D

Also does the Naramis playlist tackle the sad side of their relationship? How, you know, Narancia isn't there anymore. I appreciate that a lot about this ship- losing someone you love but still needing to move on. I think that's very realistic and I hope Mista finds peace again.

HI I'M SO SORRY I MISSED THIS sorry for the wait!!

Just listened to Send Me No Flowers and it's really lovely, I think I could also see it being Fugio-y in a way? Specifically postcanon pre-PHF from Giorno's POV. Something something he has all the tangible things he wants but not Fugo. But maybe that's just because my brain loves to make songs about wanting someone back + flowers about Fugio lol.

I won't lie, Strawberry Blond is a holdover from when I started making this playlist four years ago, when Strawberry Blond was considered the Fugio song and was on everyone's playlists lol. But listening to it now, I actually think it aligns with my Fugio vision more than I initially thought.

I think a lot of people take it as a Fugo -> Giorno song, but I much prefer imagining it the other way around. Again, imagery of someone leaving and the other aching over it, and the line "I love everybody because I love you" makes me think of Giorno basically getting his whole worldview tossed up because of Fugo, who's so completely different from him in every way. But also, I really really like to imagine that Giorno's feelings are unrequited at first. I think I've explained the Fugonara -> Fugio pipeline before, but Fugio during canon to me is more like. Giorno is very infatuated with Fugo, and Fugo doesn't notice because he's still hung up over his own one-sided feelings for Narancia. So the second verse kinda fits that, too, I think. The thing with "all I ever wanted was a life in your shape" also could have a lot of different connotations with them, too - Fugo had, and still has, a lot of privilege Giorno doesn't (Fugo grew up rich, never had to face xenophobia/racism, had a strong and well-funded education that is clearly shown to still give him a huge advantage even after he's disowned), and on the headcanon side of things, I do usually hc Giorno as trans and Fugo as cis, so there's that, too. But it could also be how Giorno has always repressed emotions/feelings, and Fugo isn't really able to, but also derives power from those emotions (even if they're harmful) - maybe a tiny bit of subconscious envy that Fugo's able to feel, to cry, so on and so forth? Idk. Something like that.

As for the Naramis playlist, I actually don't have a ton of angsty stuff on there, because I did originally envision it as a happier vibes sort of playlist (even I need a break from Naramis angst sometimes hehe). But I did start including a few sadder ones as of late!!

This song is super postcanon Mista to me and that's why I used it as the title for the second part of my fic :] "Once my heart was filled with the love of a girl/I held her close, but she faded in the night/Like a poem I meant to write" specifically.

Another postcanon one. The airplane metaphors really sell it for me. I think Mista sometimes plays this one on his guitar and thinks of Narancia :)))

And slightly different, but I actually think of this one from Narancia's POV!! He's been let down and betrayed a lot in his life, he can't envision a better life for himself than being a criminal, and his best friend ends up leaving him out of cowardice, so he hopes that he can at least have one person he can trust and rely on - ie Mista.

Thank you again for the ask, I love talking about my tunes (and Fugio and Naramis) ^_^

[shrimpychipz]

modern sitcom big bang theory type part 5 au hcs because after everything its still you or something

@dhampir-omu-rot please brainrot with me I love these fellows so much

(All agere hcs still apply cause y e s )

As the title suggests its a part 5 modern apartment au

They all have apartments sometimes they share tho

Fugo and mista share an apartment 

Bruno and Leone too

Narancia and Trish live alone

Giorno (freeloader) lives in fugo and Mista’s apartment temporarily but he gets one of his own later so its ok

Fugo and mista have a ghost hunting/ horror content based YouTube channel

Trish and Leone have a makeup channel

Bruno has a one man fishing channel

Narancia has a shitty soundcloud that he posts his shitty freestyle raps on

Also mehtinks Narancia works at Burger King for fun

Trish probably also works at Burger King but part time only (cause she also works part time at the olive garden Bruno frequents)

Did i mention there’s an olive garden Bruno frequents

It’s a few streets down from the building they all live in and Bruno drags everyone there every Sunday

It’s the shitty kind if olive garden that just never has people in it cause there’s a much better olive garden like half an hour away so no one goes to the shitty one 

Trish hates it when Bruno shows up during her shift

He’ll ask for more breadsticks every 2 minutes she swears she doesn’t know where all the fucking breadsticks go once their in Bruno’s possession  

Also about freeloader Giorno i think he’s like an annoying roommate

They dont blame him since he’s just like that but they feel awkward around him sometimes

They dont hate having him around but he’s kinda mildly annoying (AND hard to talk to uses to many big words)

Also he sheds like a dog he has copious amounts of fluffy voluminous blonde hair and it’s everywhere 

Burger King is fun though cause Narancia ropes Mista Fugo and Giorno into joining too and they’ll all get the same shift 

It just turns into one big game of overcooked 

Chaos. Especially during the lunch rush

They’ll try to get the midnight shifts because there’ll be no one around which is good cause they’re all high off their asses (smoked before coming to work)

And if anyone does actually come to the Burger King / drive through at that hour it’s ok cause they’re likely high too

(I think I have like more hcs when they come to me I’ll tell you)

[incorrectinfinity]

Jojo rankings because I don't think I actually shared my opinions on these before. Fuck it we ball.

Part ranks (for the record I think every part has its own merits and good bits, and I don't hate any of them)

1. Diamond is Unbreakable

2. Golden Wind/Vento Aureo (I CAN FIX HER)

3. Steel Ball Run

4. Stardust Crusaders

5. Stone Ocean

6. Battle Tendency

7. Jojolion (I CAN FIX HER TOO)

8. Phantom Blood

The Jojolands would be in-between sbr and sdc as of writing

JoJo ranks (again, do not hate any JoJo)

1. Giorno Giovanna

2. Josuke Higashikata

3. Jolyne Cujoh

4. Johnny Joestar

5. Jonathan Joestar

6. Joseph Joestar

7. Gappy Higashikata

8. Jotaro Kujo (only in sdc, otherwise he is very beloved to me)

Jodio would be between Jolyne and Johnny, Dragona would be between Johnny and Jonathan

JoBro ranks

1. Yasuho Hirose

2. Okuyasu Nijimura & Koichi Hirose

3. Bruno Bucciarati & Guido Mista

4. Gyro Zeppelli

5. Ermes Costello & FF

6. Noriaki Kakyoin & Jean Pierre Polnareff

7. Robert E.O. Speedwagon (I AM SO SORRY)

8. Ceasar Zeppelli

Usagi & Paco would go between Gyro and Ermes & FF

JoFoe ranks (ok I actually hate some of these guys lol)

1. Yoshikage Kira

2. Dio Brando/DIO

3. Enrico Pucci

4. Kars

5. Funny Valentine (I hate him because he is an asshole in a not-fun way)

6. Diavolo (I hate him because he sucks as a villain)

7. Tooru (I hate him because Jojolion's ending is a mess)

For fun: What I actually ship (ranked by brainrot levels)

0. Jotaro x Therapy (MY OTP FOREVER)

1. Jonathan x Erina (they are the perfect tragedy and very under appreciated)

2. Gappy x Yasuho

3. Bruno x Abbacchio

4. Josuke x Okuyasu

5. Yukako x Koichi

6. Johnny x Gyro

7. Jolyne x Ermes x FF

8. Polnareff x Avdol

9. Jotaro x Kakyoin

10. Fugo x Narancia (depends on the day)

11. Paco x Charmingman (it's funny)

Also I appreciate Pucci x DIO as purely Pucci being in love with DIO one sidedly, not as a mutual relationship. I have a similar feeling towards Jonathan x Speedwagon but for different reasons. Oh and I did not add Caesar x Joseph because I swear to god I cannot remember Caesar's personality or even what he does it literally drives me insane idk how I did that 💀.

FOR RAGE: Ships I generally dislike for non-obvious reasons (most hatred -> least)

1. Hot Pants x Diego (Hot Pants is a very interesting and complex female character with a rich backstory and compelling ideals which is incredibly rare in jjba. Diego is a cunning and and tragic antagonist who was built upon his predecessor and made into such an insanely complex yet entertaining new form. This ship takes both of these characters and reduces them into nothing, especially Hot Pants. The scene shown as romantic between them gives me the ick. They both seem to mildly dislike eachother outside of their alliance and once they have that alliance I do not see any kind of chemistry. I could've disregarder this ship as nothing, a fandom shipper concoction that I would've simply ignored, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT PUTTING THESE TWO IN A ROMANCE REDUCES THEM BOTH. I AM A DINOPANTS HATER THROUGH AND THROUGH.)

2. Jolyne x Anasui (the difference between this ship and Yukako x Koichi to me is that Yukako is a 15 year old who changed for the better and fully admitted to being crazy while Anasui is a grown man WHO HAS MURDERED TWO PEOPLE WITHOUT REMORSE. JOLYNE RUN.)

3. Fugo x Giorno (Giorno is aroace to me, also I read The Scene and I can see where people are coming from but I don't get it personally, sorry. On a different note this ship is weirdly popular considering that it was spawned from a single scene in a non-canon light novel so idk what happened there, no hate in that particular statement just intense curiosity)

4. Kira x Diavolo (I get that these two are recluses but that makes them getting together make even less sense to me lol)

5. Trish x Giorno (aroace Gio truther and I see them as the ultimate brotp ever)

6. Dragona x Usagi (aroace Dragona truther)

7. Jotaro x Tonio (I don't understand this one at all but I kinda find it funny so points there ig)

8. Jonathan x Speedwagon (I don't actually hate this one, but I see it much differently from how the majority of the fandom does. Jonathan is straight to me, but Speedwagon is very gay and very in love with Jonathan. The yearning is one sided, another perfect tragedy. The reason why this ship is here is because it overshadows Erina entirely due to its popularity, and has kinda made Erina a niche character in the fandom which makes me sad)

Btw if you ship these things idgaf you are free to do how you please as long as you don't mischaracterize Hot Pants in your lil Dinopants whatevers please I beg of you

Ok, rankings over. Nobody asked for this but when inspiration strikes, I write stupid stuff.

Last updated 8/9/24

[dominijoyce]

"Are you crying? Is everything alright?"

"Yes, I just- I have always dreamed of this opportunity and lost hope in it and yet- And yet, here you are."

Idea inspired by @starplatinumgold in which Fugo is a gorgon who went all of his life scared of hurting others and Giorno is a living stone statue and therefore immune to his deadly sight giving his lover the opportunity to be this close to someone without worry of doing them harm.

Also if you are interested, I included some of my ideas of other Vento Aureo characters in this Monster AU under the cut- Maybe someone might get inspired to produce something out of that, just how I did, heh.

Okay *cracks knuckles*

Vento Aureo Monster High AU (cause that's what happens when two completely different hyperfixations meet)

First things first, this AU doesn't take place in the high school itself, cause I don't wanna mess with character ages and etc. This AU (at least my version of it) doesn't involve mafia either, because I just imagine it as a simple Vento Aureo Simple Slice of Life shenanigans, but with monster twist (they deserve to not suffer at least once, heh)

The main idea for Fugo other than a gorgon is that he is specifically the child of Sthenno (was thinking of Euryale first, cause there is no canon child of her yet, but I think Sthenno fits him better)

The original poster that inspired this idea compared Giorno to a gargoyle but I don't think that fits him so he is a living statue, cause Araki based his design off of one. While they aren't connected in this AU, I also sorta got the inspiration from the myth of Galatea and Pygmalion which makes both Giorno and Fugo related to ancient myths ^-^ (also my friend pointed out that it also fits, because vampires are connected to Pillar Men - wasn't intentional, but also fun)

As for the rest of the main squad-

Bruno is a werewolf, but not because of the reasons that people might compare him to one (wolflike behaviors, leadership skills, sort of caretaking nature etc.), I mean those too, but I made him into one, because of a reason that only real true OG Monster High fans are able to connect :p

Leone is a banshee, because death follows him everywhere, heh. In all seriousness I just think it fits him and his aesthetic and also I have seen multiple reinterpretations of him as a ghost and I wanted to be sort of "original" (banshees *are* ghosts in MH, I know, but they are like weird and not full type of ghosts so *shrug*)

Narancia is a steam robot, who is a "failed prototype" of his creator, that was thrown away. He malfunctions quite often or even completely shuts off due to various issues with his design, quite often forced to replace his parts with any new ones he manages to find (can't exactly afford to buy new ones yet or do a full repair). Also he has a jetpack, a radar similar to his Stand and his shoes can switch to roller-skates.

Mista is a black werecat, because I honestly have no idea what else could fit him tbh. His main gimmick is luck and unluck, where he is superstitious about every little thing (not only fours) that could bring unluck - sometimes including himself, even when others reassure him there's no way he brings anyone bad luck with just existing. He is still paranoic though.

Lastly, Trish is a hybrid monster, because I fell in love with this concept back when it was introduced and I firmly believe we need more of that. She is a sea monster and boogeyman hybrid. Sea monster cause she grew up on the coast and boogeyman cause Diavolo ofc, but also I think it is funny cause in canon MH boogeymen hate being the center of attention and use shadows or shapeshifting to always be out of spotlight, while I imagine Trish would be the opposite of that and always strive to be the brightest star in a room. Sea monster also fits, because some of those underwater weirdos (like octopi among others) can manipulate their shape to such a high degree and fit into such narrow spaces and that kinda reminds me of her Stand.

If you read all of this, thanks for being interested in my random rambles and ideas and hope you like them. Maybe I will come up with more (was considering Part 6 Protagonists as Monsters, but not many ideas yet), but for now have these funky creatures!

[starry-blue-echoes]

PLEASE GOD THE PEN PAL AU WHERE OUGHweuygeugduuyh

*dances around with a silly spell and let's everyone live in a separate variation of the au bcs my goodness let Narancia and the others be happy for this scenario to work*

Imagine Narancia sending a letter to Jotaro when Jotaro comes over for some Marine Biology work decides to meet up with his old friend since it's been such a long time. Maybe some of the gang even meet up to see this "Cool Very Buff Tall Guy" (that's what Narancia describes Jotaro in my heart)

And the gang is absolutly baffled by how accurate Narancia's description of Jotaro is and they get to hear the absolutly wild stories they had like when Jotaro got set on fire and his insides were burning, Narancia what the hell-

Mista- *leans over to Nara* That is one very buff tall guy.

Narancia- Told you Mista.

to add more crack into this for sillyness, let's keep the light tradition of Trish having a tiny crush on Jotaro like she did in the Joots in Italy au in that one ask-

wait-....

*BASHES THE JOTARO IN ITALY WITH PEN PALS AU*

or alternatively

*BASHES HONOUR AMONG ASSASINS WITH PEN PALS*

I will now take my leave

*grabs you by the throat (affectionate)* GET BACK HERE BECAUSE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS I AM LOVING THIS

just. at first the Bucci Gang don't fully believe Narancia about Jotaro. They know the guy exists and he and Nara are close, the kid has the letters to prove it and there's no way he could ever have that neat handwriting, but they also know Narancia has a tendency to exaggerate so they take all his stories with a grain of salt. They do sometimes react with scepticism but Narancia is very firm that No This Definitely All Happened Jotaro's Just That Cool It's Not My Fault You Guys Can't Grasp That >:/

I bet Narancia spent days trying to figure out how to photograph Aerosmith when he first got it so he could show Jotaro. Maybe this is what started Narancia's stories about the man since Wait You Know Other Stand Users? Unfortunately his attempts were unsuccessful and Narancia had to settle with a drawing which...... didn't turn out super great but it got his point across and Jotaro absolutely has it hung up in his office

and BIG yes to Jotaro visiting Italy before the insanity of Part 5. Maybe he visits a few months before everything goes down so he's able to meet everyone except Giorno. Maybe it was kind of a surprise visit, ie he waited a week or so before his visit to tell Narancia he was coming, and Narancia lost. His. Shit. He was practically bouncing off the walls in excitement, making so many plans to maximise how much fun they could have together since it had been YEARS since they last saw each other in person. Maybe Bucciarati even decides to invite him to one of their Family Team Dinners to get to know the man Narancia has spoken so highly of for all these years

meeting Jotaro in person was...... a definitely shock. When Narancia said Jotaro was Tall And Muscular they'd expected him to be that but by Narancia's standards. Plus, he'd mentioned several times he'd been 10~ so it stood to reason that description was based on how he'd been much smaller at the time. But nope, Jotaro's built like a truck and HUGE

and ofc, as you mentioned there's the absolute insanity that comes when the Gang realise "wait every single thing Narancia has said about this man is correct, wait-" Maybe Narancia even manages to wheedle Jotaro into showing off some of his scars as Evidence, which leads to some more stories which even Narancia hadn't heard yet and frankly paint a somewhat terrifying picture of exactly how strong Jotaro is

However, despite everything, Narancia would probably be very carful to hide the fact he was working in the mafia. Was he successful? Who knows. Jotaro definitely suspects there's something up, but Narancia is happy. Even through the letters Jotaro could tell Narancia was so much happier with the Bucci Gang than he'd ever been with his neglectful father, so he decides to let it slide

and things are going to get INSANE with the other two au merges. Joot in Italy is going to be a time, and you bet the second Jotaro walks into Libecco's he and Narancia do the Spider Man Meme because Wait A Fucking Moment-. Jotaro has half a mind to lecture Nara, but he's honestly in no position to do such a thing without the kid calling him a hypocrite. He and Narancia are going to make a surprising great team, with the latter also being sooooo smug about Jotaro proving all his stories right when he showcases his power

but then there's also the crushing terror when Jotaro nearly dies to the Boss. Because this isn't just a teammate, this is his dad/older brother who he's watching die before he eyes. He's forced to watch Jotaro's signal on Aerosmith's radar slowly fade away to nothing and he's helpless to do anything about it

This time, Narancia is one of the first people on the boat. The Boss nearly killed the one person who was there for him through everything. Who'd saved his life from Stands before he even knew what they were, who supported him when he decided to be a 'he,' who's letters made every day alone and in juvie so much more bearable

he's not running away again. Not this time

but THEN in Honor Among Assassins Narancia is going to be in p a i n. When they finally figure out there's another guy in the Squadra and he realises it's Jotaro he's going to be so conflicted. On one hand, he needs to do what the Boss orders, but on the other this is JOTARO

this emotional turmoil is only going to be even worse when he ends up figuring out why exactly Jotaro's sided with the the Squadra and that the Boss apparently killed Uncle Polnareff, which really sucks

(and if Jotaro never actually does anything to hurt Narancia...... well, that's nobody's business but his own)

[heliodorwrites]

An exhaustive fic progress report of all my current WIPs for those interested (edited because I forgot some):

Stranger Things fic:

nowhere is the dreamer or the misfit so alone - I actually have most of chapter 5 written and know how the chapter will end. I'm just stuck on the scene where Max goes over to Dustin's house. I'm still not sure how close to canon I want to play it. One day I'll rewatch Stranger Things and get back to this, but I think I need to practice writing mystery and action some more so I can really do justice to bringing my plans for this fic to life

The Dragon's Bride - So in the covid brain fog I forgot where this fic was going last year. I wasn't keeping detailed notes about it so I'm just kind of trying to recreate what I want to do with this before I post anything. I have been working on the second chapter though. Overall I want it to have soft Ghibli film romance vibes

JJBA fic:

Houses of the Holy - The orphanage chapter is so hard to write. Why did I think writing out Caesar's whole life story was a good idea??? He doesn't even meet Lisa Lisa until chapter 3! Making up backstory from scratch is haaaaard. My hubris knows no bounds.

had to fall in love - ah band au my beloved. I fucked up the timeline and haven't felt like fixing it yet. I might just pretend I meant to do that all along and just keep writing. Then I could fix all the dates and ages at the end. This fic is a hot mess but It's fun.

Wonders Never Cease - this sci fi au is even more of a hot mess. God I'm a disaster. Don't look at me.

Unpublished WIPs/ideas (also JJBA):

Hotel CA - Caejose pwp set in a world where vampires have overrun the world. Caesar is the leader of a little group of humans taking shelter in an old hotel with a crumbling sign. Joseph sneaks in to Caesar's suite disguised as a woman in the hopes of seducing Caesar into a false sense of security before he reveals his identity. Of course Caesar knows it's him immediately and is curious to see how far Joseph is willing to take his ruse.

Bring 'Em Back Alive - a post-PHF five-years-later fix it endgame Fugiomis fic where Fugo and Mista team up on a murder mystery mission in a Passione-run nightclub where the ghosts of their shared past are disturbed and they fall in love with each other. I'm having trouble juggling the OCs for this one. I think I have to write a more immediate post-PHF fic to establish the villains' motivation better. The playlist is already up on my fandom Spotify though I may change some of the songs around.

i wanna be a slut - this one is named after a Pansy Divison song. It's basically just modern no stands au poly!mista fic where not all Bucci gang is dating each other but Mista ends up either dating or friends with benefits with all of them. Not much angst just Mista gets to be happy and carefree and have a lot of love in his life.

idk what to call it yet I've been calling it figure drawing au or michelangelo nudes - Modern au, no stands. After Mista gets fired from his latest job because his manager hates him, Fugo offers to pay him in cash if he agrees to model for a project Fugo is working on. It's all so Pretty Woman that Mista kinda can't help but fall for Fugo, who is gorgeous and sensitive and brilliant, but Fugo is such a sad lil rich boy he can't imagine Mista wants him for anything more than his money. Mista's just so handsome and so good at living in the moment defying expectations to do whatever the fuck he wants; he's everything Fugo wishes he could be. I just want to write the Fumis romcom of my dreams where Fugo is a PhD student and polymath good at different forms of art and science and Mista's a himbo. I deserve this.

another college au draft where Mista and Narancia are roommates who don't realize they're pretty much dating. Giorno invites all his friends to a house party at his mudad's house. Narancia gets drunk and finally makes a move on Fugo, who gets offended Nara seems to be trying to cheat on Mista with him. Idk this one might never see the light of day tbh but you know I love the Torture Dance Trio so maybe

I do not have time to write all this. Knowing me I'll just come up with more ideas tho lol.

Edit: WAIT I FORGOT TWO OF MY DRAFTS

Phantasmagoria - Fugio gothic horror au where Fugo's parents give him to Dio for mentorship and Fugo quickly learns Dio doesn't actually practice law all that much and his house is fucked up. He meets a cute boy he only ever sees wandering the halls at night

Uh the draft is called Gothic Horror Pillar Men in my drafts but it's more of a bodice ripper type story. It's about Joseph being locked in his grandma's estate awaiting his upcoming marriage and interacting with the strange men who prowl the courtyard looking for something at night. Not sure if I'll ever finish this one but idk. The wedding rings play into it a lot but they're not poison in this au or like inserted into Joseph's body.

[tonberry-yoda]

Hi it's me again with another JoJo music question! :D Sorry, I just love the anime's music so much

Which of the six JoJo's theme is your favourite?

I love all of them, they're fantastic (like every other theme) but god I'm pretty sure I'll piss off someone by saying this, personally my favourite is Joseph's theme Overdrive 😅 I don't know exactly why, maybe because of Joseph or maybe it's because of the rapper (Lotus Juice, he did a lot of songs in the Persona franchise)

And another question which is not music related don't worry 😅

Who is your favourite JoBro? Outside of Speedwagon, because obviously he is always top 😏

I personally can't decide between Okuyasu (himbo bro love him so much) and Polnareff (sorry Kakyoin, I love you a lot) (yes I consider Polnareff as a JoBro too please don't come at me, I know I'm weird) and Mista/Narancia (for me these two are on par, and I don't know why, for me Bruno was always more of a mentor/role model, still love Bruno too)

And for the end: I like your headcannons/fanfics! One of my favourite was that Avdol fluff in winter :3

omg YAY! i love answering questions about jojo's cuz i cant get over this show!!

my favorite theme is the pillar men (obviously), pucci's theme, and jolyne's theme

tbh every character theme in part 6 is KILLER

pucci's takes top spot tho cuz its SO HOT OMG

so i just recently answered the jobro question, but i love all the jobros so i cant help myself tee hee

my favs are gyro, polnareff, and bruno because they are all so lovely and have something about them that is so lovable as they are so supportive to their joestar <333

and omg thank you so much it always means so much whenever anyone says something nice about my writing frrr and headcanons are so fun to write and so easy. they also help my inspo grow so that's super nice during writers block

[jotawife]

Vento Auero Final Thoughts

Each JoJo part has been consistently better so going into part 5 I had high hopes after how much I loved part 4. While I enjoyed the characters the whole part felt…boring. I was around episode 22 when I was thinking “nothing is happening.” They were defending the bosses daughter from enemy stands and going from place to place, but it just wasn’t connecting with me.

And then there’s Giorno. I was so excited to see this character and his introduction did not disappoint. His stand ability was really inventive and I liked seeing him use it. But after the first episode, he became a side character to the Bucciarati gang. It had been spoiled for me that Giorno Giovanna was the son of Johnathan Joestar and Dio. That concept alone and the conflict it could create for the character was exciting to me. How would he deal with knowing one of his father’s killed the other? Would he have any vampiric blood in him because of Dio? I assumed that Jotaro would show up and explain his parentage to him much the way he did to Josuke. It’s wild that Trish had the story that coming to terms with her power hungry evil father and what it meant to be related to him. But for Giorno that wasn’t even a plot point nor was it ever brought up. So far he is the most boring JoJo despite so much potential.

The arrow plot line was brought in near the very end and went so fast I wondered what was even the point. The highlight of the arrow and trying to find the boss was my guy, my one and only, the love of my life JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF. The way I screamed when I realized it was him and then the waves and waves sadness. My heart was breaking when during his last moments of life he remembered the Stardust Crusaders and I started to cry. Only for the next episode to start and his body is only dead and his spirit is in the turtle!!!! He deserved so much more.

The villain was suitable, I guess. The twist of Doppio/Diavolo was certainly a different take. I didn’t hate it and it made for some interesting moments. His stand was incredibly confusing and defeat by Giorno was lackluster. The absolute hell of living different deaths over and over again was some existential horror I wasn’t prepared for. Wish Giorno had just killed him and been done with it

Poor Abbachio. His death was maybe the most heartbreaking because of Narancia reaction. The way he refused to believe it and then broke down got to me.

Poor Narancia. The moment he said he was excited to go back to school I knew baby boy was done for. He was taken out so fast and the slow dawn horror for all the characters was brutal to watch. Mista sobbing and screaming over him was awful. It actually made me cry.

Poor Bucciarati. He was a good leader and admired the way he had boundless compassion for others that brought his team together. His death was slow and inevitable but it didn’t make it any easier when he was gone for good. He might be my favorite from the group.

Poor Mista. He lost everyone. 💔 I liked him a lot, too. Him and the Sex Pistols were a lot of fun.

Overall, part 5 was my least favorite JoJo part. If I had to rank it right now it would be:

Diamond is Unbreakable

Stardust Crusaders

Battle Tendency

Phantom Blood

Vento Auero

[r0z0]

Who from Vento Aureo do you think could most likely to cheat on their s/o? And why?

Can you rate them from the most capable ones to the least?

🌱

Going up from least to most likely!

Who would cheat on their s/o?

Sorbet and Gelato, both 0%. I don't need to explain this one.

Fugo, 0.1%. You make hik feel loved and that somebody cares for him. But he can't just stop being really jealous when you talk about other boys or when you go on missions alone. Once thought that he might get your attention by flirting with other people.

Bruno, 1%. He's always stressed and works a lot. Sometimes when you're not in the mood he thinks about what would be now if he had other s/o. But he wouldn't dare to cheat. He knows what happens after, because his mother did.

Ghiaccio, 4%. He just got really attached to you and your love. Once mentioned his first kiss and his ex, but nothing more.

Abbacchio, 7%. He might not be good, he might not be perfect, but he loves you very much. You're his comfort zone and everything.

Narancia, 10%. Once kissed a girl when he was drunk, but he regrets it to this day. It wasn't his idea, Mista got him.

Prosciutto, 11%. Loyal as a dog. Only mentions his ex's during fight. Won't cheat even if you fight. He is scared of his s/o's stand.

Formaggio, 27%. He might have had lots of girlfriends, but he ain't a cheater, unless you're in poly. Still flierts with girls, even on your dates.

Trish, 29%. Only with woman. Once. She wanted something new, but didn't get it.

Pesci, 34%. Influence of Prosciutto. He once told him if he wants to be seen as more masculine and intimidating he should have more ladysells.

Doppio, 38%. Bossu told him to get some pussy, because his curennt looks are what no pussy does to a motherfucker.

Cioccolata, 40%. Just let him be. He lurs ladies with his looks and than tortures them.

Melone, 43%. "I'm just creating other Juniors, baby!!". Yeah ye. Keep up with that bs.

Mista, 45%. Ladies man. Likes to show them cool tricks with his gun. In aby other siguations your relationship is stable.

Giorno, 45%. He is such a big fish in mafia, so you can quess that ladies want to make their way to his pants.

Risotto, 67%. He just like to have fun, but won't make you if you don't want to, but theres a second key – he will choose sone other lads to have a good time with.

Iluso, 76%. He treats you like his toy. When he is bored he will go out and search for something new. He will comeback, but you never know if he won't bring someone with him for one-night-stand.

Diavolo, 100%. Definitely cheating on his s/o, but they will never know, since he kills ladies after third round.

[yanderememes]

Sooo uhh, I read the headcanon about Darling falling for Giorno's most trusted subordinates (aka Fugo and Mista) and that got me thinking, what if they're actually in love with darling?

I low-key headcanon Mista would try to flirt back but not too much. (because Giorno is always watching) Instead of initiating first he'd just reciprocate. He would call darling your highness and such things like that but he wouldn't try to get too playful. Though it did cost him having four's inside of his house lol (It hurts him by the way, if only he could just shamelessly shower you with affection in front of everyone.)

For Trish, (I wanted to include her since we should give love for the ladies) same as Mista but more revealing. Trish's personality was already fun and playful before she even met Darling. Though, this wouldn't stop Giorno getting suspicions since everytime she meets someone she'd be a bit of a primadonna before warming up to people. Don't get me wrong, he's glad that his friends get along with you though he still prefers you with him and him only.

Now for Fugo, (the saddest one in the bunch just kidding it's Giorno lol) he would try to stay away from darling as much as possible. The guilt of him not joining the gang back in Venice already ate him up. He's not gonna break this second chance again just because of Don Giovanna's 'partner'. He's still in love of course, he'd freeze everytime you approach and praise him. Sadly, he values his loyalty (as much as he loves darling) more than his own satisfaction. Mista and Trish would be disappointed because you're always at Giorno's isolated island private villa though 'not' this man. Each of them would cherish the few moments when he brings you at the headquarters, though he'll ignore you nonetheless. No matter how much he tries to deny it, he'd still wonder what would've been if you met him first.

Same ending, Giorno gets cucked for the 164384974th time.

Yan!Giorno getting cucked is the most canonically hilarious thing in my yandere jojo verse 😂😂

If Fugo and Mista fell in love with darling then I think it'd be a comedy tbh lmao. Like imagine all the shenanigans Mista gets himself into to get darling's attention.

Meanwhile, Giorno continues to get cucked. He can't do anything to Mista or Fugo because he needs them. It won't be easy to find their replacements and given their history, Giorno can't easily let them go. But he does get his vengeance in other ways.

Mista's apartment is filled with things in quantities of 4. Mista is traumatized and has retired. For now...

Fugo is tortured with having to teach people math with an IQ of 2. The anger that comes with having to teach incompetent people but also the pain of being reminded of Narancia 😢

If Trish was still involved, I don't think Giorno would do anything to her. She's busy as it already is being a pop star so she doesn't have any time to flirt with his darling. It's like there's this silent rivalry between them.

I can see Mista always chatting up darling and trying to make them laugh. But darling can't really laugh with the situation they're in.

Fugo longingly looks at darling from afar (and honestly is the biggest contender because darling is curious about this quiet but smart boi 🙃)

Giorno is no idiot. Of course, he notices the behaviour of his subordinates and how darling sometimes reciprocates. But while he's brooding about how he made darling's life miserable, all his subordinates are just shooting their shot.

[davyjoneslockr]

For the headcanon thing: Mista 😎

(For this)

Sorry this took so long, I've been busy but I'm working on answering all the stuff in my ask box so don’t worry :]

Headcanon A:  realistic

Okay maybe not ~super~ realistic but whatever. He was raised by nuns. He was the product of a very short-lived fling between his mother, an immigrant, and his father, The Entire Horse himself. He was born after his father left, and his mother died due to health complications soon after - having no family in Italy, and worried at the prospect of her son growing up as an orphan without moral guidance, she arranged to have him taken in by the convent of the Catholic church she attended.

This had both good and bad impacts on Mista. He quickly came to love the women raising him as his family, and he found comfort in both the reliable structure of day-to-day life and in his faith, which he carries with him into adulthood. At the same time, being raised in such a strongly Catholic environment while having undiagnosed OCD did not always mix well, especially when he got intrusive thoughts, or developed maladaptive beliefs tied to religion ("God will hate me if I do X arbitrary thing," "I will be divinely punished if I don't do Y compulsive action," etc).

Eventually, it gets to be too much, and he decides to run away in his mid teens. For a while, he thought about returning, but going to prison and joining Bucciarati's gang took him in a different direction. While he claims he doesn't need to go back now, since he has a new family who he loves more than anything, there's a part of him that's afraid to go back. After everything he's done since leaving, he's not sure he'd be able to face the women who raised him - people he'd considered unbreakably virtuous and pure. He doesn't let it show, but deep down, he struggles with a lot of good old Catholic Guilt.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

Likewise maybe this is actually realistic but I don't care it's funny. He's a stoner. He goes behind Bucciarati's back and uses his Epic Mafia Connections to buy weed. Probably makes his own edibles, which he has to hide from Bruno in increasingly ridiculous ways. "Yeah no Bucciarati don't worry I always keep cookies in my sock drawer. It's uh. So the others can't steal them y'know. No you can't have one. Why does it smell bad in here? It's uh. Giorno turned my shoe into a skunk earlier. Yeah he does that a lot. That's a normal thing he does. Please leave now."

Narancia's also a stoner on the same level (love wins <3) and Fugo will partake occasionally if it's with them. A lot of their dumbest debates start this way, because Mista is convinced that he is super smart and philosophical when he's high (he's not) and he always raises the most fake deep questions ever. They try to listen to music together while they’re high, but they always end up arguing because Fugo wants to listen to Are You Experienced or Surrealistic Pillow or something, while Mista’s weed music is just like. Jimmy Buffett and The Beach Boys. If it's just him and Narancia, they usually end up cuddling and rambling to each other until they decide some word or phrase is funny. They will then just sit and say it over and over, echoing each other, and giggling like idiots until they fall asleep snuggled together.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

Okay if you’ve seen at least one (1) of my posts before you’ll know this but. Mista takes a long time to recover from the events of Vento Aureo.

For starters, his relationship with Giorno is basically shattered. Even though he initially saw him as a younger brother figure, he loses all trust in him after discovering Bucciarati’s body, and he truly, genuinely hates him for a long time afterwards. He doesn’t bother caring for someone who showed him no sympathy in the aftermath of his loved ones’ deaths, and it’s only his desire for stability that keeps him loyal to his cause. They do make up eventually, but it takes years, and while they’re polite with each other, they’re never quite friends again.

He fights with Fugo a lot when he returns, too, but unlike with Giorno, they eventually rekindle their friendship. In fact, it’s arguably stronger now, after they’ve lost nearly everyone they loved. It’s always haunting, though, when they’re alone together, and there’s an ever-present void, an empty space that another person used to fill. Still, they lean on each other - and even though it stings when Fugo and Giorno fall in love, Mista grins and bears it. At least Fugo gets to have a happy ending.

Mista, on the other hand, doesn’t. He goes through a number of flings, hooks up with people here and there, but he never falls in love again after Narancia dies. He keeps telling himself he needs to get over it - what kind of person can’t get over the equivalent of their high school sweetheart? - but his mind, subtly or unsubtly, is always fixated on the way he loved him. He finds that the romantic comedies he used to love are hard to watch, nowadays; even if it’s just a movie, it’s painful seeing something that had once been so close, but is now far, far from his reach.

He grieves, and he processes his trauma, and he grows to live with it, eventually. But he’s never the same carefree, jovial person he used to be.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

Listen. I’m sick of seeing fanart where he’s a generic white skinny anime boy with short straight hair and a six pack. The Mista who lives in my head has textured curls and body/facial hair and is a little chubby and I’ll never change my mind on that.

Oh also y’know all that stuff I said about Narancia being dead? Yeah fuck that. They live in Mista’s apartment together and eventually they buy a house in the countryside, and it’s disorganized and cluttered but it’s their home. They play their music loud and dance together in the kitchen, and they grow old and love each other even more as the years go by. I don’t know if they’d have a kid, but if they did, I could see them having a son, and Mista would sing to him every night, and they’d frantically call each other into the room so they could watch his first steps, or hear his first word, or see something he built out of toy blocks. They’d be the coolest uncles to Fugio daughter also. Idk man they just deserved to find peace and happiness I think.

[trashballerina]

JJBA Fic Recs Part 3

Hello! I like all these fics but the little star ⭐ means its extra funky. I’m sorry these are almost all from part 5. I swear its not my favorite part. First two links are for fic recs part 1 and 2

Jojo Fic Rec 1

Jojo Fic Rec 2

a guide to self-care: by pannacotta fugo and purple haze distortion by icaberries (oneshot)  ⭐

“Stands are a manifestation of our souls,” she says, voice clipped with professionalism yet soothing as she pets the brown, doglike Stand curled up around Fugo’s shoulders. “What they feel, you feel. If we cannot take care of ourselves, we can project our needs to our Stands and deliver it through them. If we do not know how we feel, we can look into our Stands and understand ourselves. By caring for your Stand, you care for yourself, although not directly.”

“I don’t know where to begin.” Haze isn’t like the Sex Pistols who are easily pacified by food. He’s not like Spice Girl who can express herself and her needs freely.

Fugo learns how to take care of himself and Purple Haze, with a little help from his friends.

Thoughts: LETS GOOO Fugo Trish friendship supremacy. Also I’m such a huge fan of stand centric fics so I’m automatically bias. Fugo enjoyers should def check this one out. It’s a good fic. Just Fugo learning to love himself and what more could you want??

Piove Sul Bagnato by pearliegloom

“I apologise Signore...?” “Kujo. Kujo Jotaro.” “I apologise Signor Kujo. I don’t believe I heard you correctly…?” “Your biological father is the stand-wielding master vampire, Dio Brando, who, in 1889, stole my great-great grandfather’s body and attempted to take over the world. I killed him once, nearly fifteen years ago now- but it seems… The bastard just won’t stay dead.” Giorno blinks at him before motioning for Mista to refill his wine glass. “Leave the bottle,” he tells him.

Thoughts: The summary looks a bit janky but the fic is spaced out. The fic is OOC but funny as hell, and consider the author and I just enjoy seeing Giorno and Dio being sassy. Jotaro/Rohan is not something I ship but man,,,,, I was forced to enjoy it okay. Rohan was just so funny I couldn’t not like it. Damn you author, I might seek out more now. All character interactions are just gold and I keep coming back for serotonin. Like, here’s a very small interaction

Mista is still frowning, studying Dio’s face like it was going to be on a test.

Giorno just watches him do it- watches the cogs in his head turn like a complicated old clock.

“...He’s kind of hot.”

“Mista. No.”

Very Funny 10/10

5 Times Giorno Relied On Narancia by li2

+ 1 time the rest of the team noticed.

Thoughts: Just as the title says. What more do you want?? Its sweet and I love the orange boy.

And Another One Bites the Dust by Origamidragons (oneshot)

In which quirks are mistaken for Stands, Stands are mistaken for quirks, and weird hand-related complexes are in abundance.

Or: Tomura Shigaraki and Yoshikage Kira switch places. They have fun. Nobody else does.

Thoughts: I never knew I needed to see Local Mega Bestie Bros Josuke and Okuyasu make Shigaraki their bro. I never knew that’s what I needed. Kira has a ball and the rest of the league collectively lose their damn mind. Please give them rest. Its a very fun fic. It feels very fast paced because of how often the point of views switch but it really keeps my attention as I read because I can get distracted from longer fics. 

somebody's baby boy ain't coming home tonight by simkjrs (oneshot)  ⭐

He rolls back the sleeve on his left arm and looks at the scabbed-over words that have been cut into his skin.

          KASAI 181           BRING PEN

It’s not like Jotaro makes it a habit to listen to what other people say to him, but this is too strange of a case. He doesn’t remember doing this to himself, but if he didn’t do it, then who? And if he did do it, then why can’t he remember?

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Four months after Egypt, and there is something strange happening back at home.

Thoughts: author wHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS that hurt. Jotaro centirc and it’s a long one shot. As per the authors words, “ I'm just sitting here like can everyone grow up and read this really fucked up and evil thing I wrote already?” Just some warnings real quick part 6 spoilers and there are some extra warnings in the notes. There’s an oc if that counts at a warning but we love the oc so read it. Once again, that hurt. Very well written. I felt very immersed in Jotaro’s thoughts and feelings. It felt so raw at some points. The ending is very good so go read

[giogio-vanna]

Narancia Ghirga falling in love headcanon

@dicksoutformtl and anon asked for falling in love headcanons with Narancia, Abbacchio, and Kakyoin!

Hi there! Thank you so much, both of you, for loving my work! It means the world to me! Here's Narancia's version!

Tw: language!

The utter definition of puppy/young love!

I feel like Narancia wouldn’t completely understand his feelings at first

He just figured he really liked them as a friend, that is, until someone pointed out to him he was in love

And boy howdy is he!

He would have zero issues being in love and would actually be really excited!

It would be his first time feeling this strong of a feeling so he might be a little concerned about screwing things up

Nonetheless, his excitement and the warm fuzzy feeling he got around you would entirely wash away any fear

He would 100% be clingy; he was clingy before as just a friend, now that he’s in love? Good luck prying him off of you

But it’s rather endearing and sweet!

He loves to be touching you! Your hand, your arm, shoulders, whole body

You name it, he wants to be touching it! He thrives off of PDA

Due to his childlike nature, his infatuation and adoration toward you would be obvious…. to you that is

Not him; he would think he was being slick and keeping it under wraps

If you would reciprocate the clingy and touchy feelings, he would simply pass away!

That would give him enough confirmation that you feel the same!

Omg pizza dates!

He'd love to order a huge pizza and go sit in the park with you!

It's also his excuse to get alone time with you and he eats that shit up

He would prefer you over literally anyone else in his life

Sad and depressed? He's running to you for comfort

Found something really funny or did something cool? Yep, you bet your sweet-ass he’s by your side telling you before anyone else

He really wants to impress you!!

He’ll try just about ANYTHING to woo you

But it would ultimately end up as a fluke

However, his failed attempt was more lovable than one that actually would work

Because Narancia is Narancia, any fuck up he does, when impressing you or flirting, will always come off as charming

He’s just a goofy guy with dumb luck on his side

And omg he would do anything in his power to make you laugh!

Narancia says some funny shit from time to time, so he would have no issue making you laugh

I.e him telling Mista to go sit at the dipshit table at the end of golden wind

he’ll tell you extremely dumb jokes that are just so stupid, they’re funny

“I got fired from my job at the bank today. Some old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over”

“Narancia.”

Narancia in love would be a lot of fun!

You won't ever have to worry about him leaving you, he’s just too in love

His dates would always be fun and exciting!

He's a sweet guy that would do just about anything to make you feel happy and loved!