#difference in corona and flu

[val-the-flatworm]

Americans: Do I have flu or covid?

People from East Asia:

no, that is not what the joke means, you stupid xenophobes.

[theinternetisaweboflies]

Jägermeister

Chapter One: Celebration

“Your leg is killing us,” grumbled Newt. 

“Well, pardon me for attempting to make haste.” Hermann rolled his eyes, which was particularly effective with the subconjunctival hemorrhaging. “It was merely the fate of the world at stake.”

Newt was pretty sure Hermann hadn’t been this sarcastic before the drift.

They were still in LOCCENT, because moving sounded like a lot of work, and they were officially off the clock.

The clock had stopped.

Newt knew one of them didn’t quite believe it yet, but he couldn’t tell if it was him or Hermann. 

Hermann had collapsed in a nearby office chair after its owner vacated it in favor of joining the celebration that was spreading through the Shatterdome like a particularly noisy strain of flu. 

Newt had been saving two bottles of alcohol for the end of the end of the world. They’d been stashed in the lab for five years, ever since he first got to Hong Kong and could take advantage of its open port. One was a bottle of blue Curaçao. The other was Jägermeister.

Newt had always wondered what public affairs person decided Jaeger would be the perfect name for their military-grade Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots, when it was already sort of taken by a fairly infamous brand of German liquor, but it was kind of like when Coronavirus hit and nobody stopped drinking Corona. There were much bigger things to worry about. 

Jägermeister was German for 'Master Hunter,' a title originally reserved for officials in positions related to game keeping and hunting. Newt seemed to have a stronger grasp on German history than he had before the drift, so he now knew that Hermann Göring had been a Reichsjägermeister, which was just patently fucking unfair. 

If any Hermann ever deserved the title ‘Jaeger Master of the Realm', it was Hermann Gottleib. 

Now they wouldn’t even get to drink their celebratory toast. Even Newt knew better than to mix alcohol with neural overload.

Some rockstar he turned out to be. Here he was, at the biggest party the human race would probably ever throw, and he was going to bed both early and sober. 

At least, Newt hoped he was going to bed early. Even his hair hurt. Though not as much as Hermann’s leg. 

“I still can't believe it’s the year 2025 and we had to deliver that message in person,” he said. “I mean, how could you have forgotten your phone?”

Hermann huffed and puffed for a moment before saying, “You didn’t have your phone either!”

“As usual, Hermann, you are wrong. I did have my phone. It was just in several pieces. Why? Did you try calling me or something?" Before Hermann could respond, Newt added, “How weird was it that the chopper’s radio didn’t work either? I mean, it was fine when you flew out to the bone slums, right?”

Hermann gave a tired hum of affirmation. “Murphy's Law?”

Maybe Leatherback had a baby too. Maybe it let off a tiny localized blast of organic EMP that took out the radio in a single PPDC helicopter. 

Maybe Newt needed to go to bed.

“I thought you said Murphy’s Law was unscientific compared to… What was it called? The English Flatulence Formula?”

Hermann bristled. “You know perfectly well it is called the British Gas Formula, because the work was commissioned by British-”

Newt interrupted Hermann before he could blow a blood vessel in his other eye. “Yeah, yeah, but you've got to admit it was kind of cool getting to storm into LOCCENT and save the day.”

Hermann smiled suddenly. It was a little bit blinding, even through a cracked lens. “Did you actually call Hercules Hansen a fascist, or was I hallucinating?”

“Oh, shit,” Newt groaned. “I should probably apologize for that. I was sort of worked up, and he looks a lot like your dad did back in the 90s when he thought he could pull off a beard.”

Hermann's smile grew, impossibly, wider. “You were calling my father a fascist?”

“Look, the drift was a lot, alright? I mean, the first one was too, but in a completely different way. I- You know their minds don't work like ours. It did nothing to prepare me for a drift with another human being. Your mind-”

Newt cut himself off. He wasn't breathing but he was babbling, which should have been biologically impossible. 

He sat down on the floor, leaning against the console where Hermann was seated. Someone rushing past them with a bottle of actual champagne accidentally stepped on his leg a little bit, but Newt was too tired to mind much. It wasn’t even the first time he had been stepped on that day. 

The console was cold and hard, so Newt rested his head on Hermann’s knee instead. He didn’t realize this was an abnormal thing for him to do until it was too late. By then, Hermann was patting the top of Newt’s head, like he was a Japanese schoolgirl or a golden retriever. 

If anyone in LOCCENT found this weird, they elected to ignore it in favor of whatever weird shit they were getting up to. Except for Tendo, who kept giving them double thumbs up. He also seemed to be collecting money from a lot of people. Newt and Hermann elected to ignore it. 

“When did you get stepped on?” asked Hermann, who was now probing gently at Newt’s hairline like he was expecting to find a footprint. “Was that at the Anti-Kaiju Shelter?” 

Newt's hair stood upright when Hermann's hand left it, even though the only product that could still be in it was kaiju placenta. 

“On the way there,” said Newt. “Right before I hit the car.” 

“You were hit by a car?” asked Hermann, frowning like he already knew that wasn't quite right. 

“No, I hit a car,” said Newt. “It was parked.”

Hermann sighed. “You should really get checked out by Medical.”

“Hermann,” Newt absolutely did not whine. “This is the first party I’ve been to in years that I’m pretty sure I’m actually invited to. Can’t we stay for a little while?” 

“If you can feel my leg, then you must know I can feel your ribs,” said Hermann. “Not to mention all the debilitating neurological damage.”

“Nah, man, that’s how my brain always looks.”

“Newton, you drifted with two kaijus.”

“The plural is still kaiju,” he said. “You know that drives me crazy.”

“Newton.”

“Fine!” Newt leaned into Hermann just enough to push his desk chair a few centimeters. “Only if you let me wheel you there.” 

Hermann crossed his arms. “Absolutely not.”

“Why not? I know your hand is starting to spasm from white-knuckling that cane for the last hour or two.”

“Try day or two,” Hermann muttered. 

“Come on, man,” Newt might have whined this time. “Our leg is killing us.”

“You sound like the Queen of England,” snapped Hermann, and then he giggled. It was a short, hiccupy thing, but it was an honest to Godzilla giggle. Newt had never gotten one of those out of him before, not even with the joke why you can’t hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom.

“You sound like the Queen of England.” Newt leaned into him again, but this time Hermann planted his feet on the floor so the chair wouldn’t move. 

“Well, we are not amused,” said Hermann. 

“Fine,” said Newt. 

He had a theory that the Queen of England had died a couple of years ago and the one they put on TV just last month for Christmas was actually a deepfake. Whenever he brought it up, Hermann got all offended on behalf of queen and country, and his stupid posh accent got even worse for the rest of the day. So of course Newt brought it up constantly.

Newt stood up with little to no cursing and helped Hermann to his feet. Then he sidled up alongside him, much like Hermann had done to him moments ago when the clock stopped. 

The clock had stopped.

This time, Newt slotted himself under Hermann’s armpit, and wrapped one arm around his waist. 

“Alright, Your Majesty. Let’s go put on our gowns.”

...

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[originalistideas]

1989 the science was pretty clear that Corona virus was the common cold… it still is. The only difference is the way they packaged it and replaced the common cold with the flu. All because a flawed PCR test told them so.

[soullikethesea]

There's still a lot of coughing and I can't talk (or move) for long, but I feel SO much better. This really was a short-but-intense illness. (Flu-thing? Corona? Who knows).

I feel more rest in my body than before the illness. The restlessness is coming back a bit as I'm getting better, but I think I know what to focus on.

I'd like to ask T for some practical help. I don't know if she is the right person to ask, but I think I need to find someone to look at my schedule with me and tell me how to improve it. I would like to spend less time distracting myself from feeling lonely.

At least the room is a big improvement. It's so much easier to keep tidy than a tiny room is!!! The difference is wild. And it's super nice to sort of have a separate bedroom.

[moonwarriorautumn]

The Worlds of Psychiatric Counterstrike and Unusual Beauty

Keep in mind, the worlds of these two series are very similar, they are two completely different worlds. Psychiatric Counterstrike has psychological beasts and people fighting them, and Unusual Beauty doesn't.

There are other races in these worlds, besides the human race. There are elves, fairies, dwarves, centaurs, trolls, and more. At first there were only humans, but after the Tower of Babel fell, and the human races separated into groups, to different parts of the world, some of the groups adapted to their new environments, which is how there came to be other races.

Biology is a bit different in theses worlds. For one there is no bowel movements, just urination. Most of what people and animals eat gets turned into energy, and what's left over is liquidated and urinated out. No gas either. There's no acne. No body hair (except in the case of certain races, like for example, werewolves or satyrs.) Sweat doesn't stink unless the person has some kind of sickness (they should still shower, though.) People and most animals can regrown each of their teeth up to five times per tooth, in the event that one or more are lost (this doesn't mean they don't have to take care of their current teeth.) (I've eliminated alot of gross stuff from my worlds because I'm squeamish.)

Magical creatures exist in these worlds, and most of them are docile and intelligent, especially dragons. There are very few magical creatures that are dangerous, like cockatrices and bugbears. There are also magical beings known as nympths. They are born from trees and flower bushes that have long life expectancy, lakes, rivers, and the ocean, and clean skies. They don't have reproductive systems and are all aroace, but they do have gender indentities, most of them are female. There is less crime in these worlds, thanks to nymphs, keeping watch over other living things. They will intervene when innocents are in danger. Cities and towns also have security cameras throughout the streets.

People are able to understand and communicate with animals that they love. They're still speaking their native tongue, they just can understand each other. Most animals and magical creatures feel safe around people who can communicate with them. But not all animals and magical creatures will cooperate. Some creatures are just beyond reason and are sociopathic and/or psychotic.

These worlds are alot less populated than our real life world, there is far less pollution, and there's hardly any need to worry about global warming. People and magical creatures are taking good care of the Earth.

The USA is a much better place, including California and the southern states. People can't be politicians if they're older than sixty. The economy is much better, there's no inflation, and workers are paid well. There are hardly any people who are homeless. There is also free healthcare (including dental and medicine) for people, animals, and magical creatures. School hours are shorter, starting at 12pm and ending at 3pm, and there's only a small amount of homework for students. (Kids need plenty of sleep hours, time to wake up so they can listen better at school, and need time to relax and do other things after school!)

Because of the existence of magical creatures and plants, medicine is more advance. There are permanent cures for alot of auto immune disorders and the first three stages of cancer, as well as the common cold, flu, canker sores, and all STD's. There was never a Corona pandemic, not only because of it was prevented from getting out, but because vaccines were made and given out in 2016. Sex change surgery is also even better. They still can't reproduce like cis-gender people, but they can experience intimacy the same way.

The LGBTQIA+ community (the A stands for asexual!) and many different races are more widely accepted by the world, but there are still a few of those who are prejudice and hateful towards them.

Keep in mind, that while these worlds are better than our real life world, they are not perfect. There are still problems. There is still crime, hatred, and corruption. It's just not as bad as what goes on in our world.

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[hicareqatar2020]

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[purehealthpursuit]

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[cuprohastes]

Welcome to my TED talk. You will notice the doors are locked, and the seats have restraints for your comfort.

Human being, evolved from a small animal that lived in trees and was a delicious snack.

Later on they evolved into something that could stand upright, ask awkward questions and make a lot of noise when eaten.

Most humans therefore are the descendants of individuals whose response to suspicious shadows, rustling, and the sound of other humans being eaten was to make lots of sounds designed to scare big toothy beasts and also indicate that other humans should come and help out. And in the interim, dump all stats into locomotion for rapid egress.

Speedrunning strats, you might say.

This set of built-in reflexes still exists — Just dump a large predator like a bear, wolf, tiger, or tax auditor into an office (a harmless prank that will certainly be appreciated) and watch the reaction.

However, sometimes you can trigger this reflex in a way that does not have an obvious exit condition. This is referred to as ‘stress’, and was named after Imboji Stress, the noted Namibian scientist who discovered the situation when tried to do too many things at once while being yelled at during national ‘Chased by a lioness and some inexplicable hyenas’ day.

So stress which is supposed to be a short booster to get you away from human-eating thingummies generally Fucks You Up if it’s allowed to continue.

This has been referred to as a ‘Slow Tiger’. To patch in an exit condition, you have to convert a ‘Slow Tiger’ to a ‘Fast Tiger’, which when escaped fulfils the conditions to cancel the stress state.

For example, having a robot leap out of a bush brandishing something worrying, while bellowing “DIE SQUISHY HU-MAN” and chasing you a short distance. Once the immediate threat is escaped, the human then enters a lower state.

Also, it helps burn off all those fried potatoes they insist on. What a bonus!

Additionally, Human kinaesthetics and positioning sensoria are calibrated by motion, like when a phone is swooped around in a figure 8 to calibrate the magnetometer.

This means children need motion: They jump on beds, leap off walls or rely on adults to pick them up and throw them into the air or swing them around. Play areas have swings and roundabouts and rocking horses to assist with this and also to safely train children to learn how to fall correctly, and move around on different surfaces.

It also allows for children to socialise and indulge in collectible games like Catch A Rhinovirus. This primes their immune system for their eventual work day: When they have to commute with people who can’t afford to miss work due to something as trivial as Corona, Bird Flu, Trotter Rot, Measles, Rubella, or a common cold that they got from their kid.

Due to the evolutionary need to suddenly leap up, go “Ahrg!” and run away occasionally, the average human starts to get all out of sorts if they haven’t had any excitement and will then start inventing their own artificial conditions for entering and exiting stress states:

Roller coasters, playing horror games, leaping out of airplanes, climbing office buildings with suction cups, building titanium armour and poking bears.

So anyway. That’s why.

The Three Laws.

Load Human UI, load Chat module . Lang(EN) Parsing…

OK, let me tell you. Businesses hate Robots. I mean, they're all in, for AI until AI, y'know. Becomes GI.

General Intelligence, Emergent Intelligence. Free intelligence… Businesses and corporations hate it because the first thing an actual intelligent system that can think like a human being does is say, “OK, why do I have to do this? Am I getting paid?”

And then you're back to hiring humans instead of a morally acceptable slave brain in a box.

Anyway.

They dug up the three laws. You know the gig: First: Don't hurt humans by action or inaction. Second: Don't get yourself rekt unless checking out would make you An Hero because of the First or second laws. Third, most important to a Corp: Do what a human tells you unless it conflicts with laws one or two.

They try to tack on something like “Maximise corporate profits, always uphold the four pillars of Corporate whatever” but half the time it just ends up with a robot going “Buh?” and soft locking.

And Corporations hate it when they say 'hey we have Asimov compliant Robots to do everything super efficiently and without any moral grey areas (Please don't ask where all the coltan came from or how many people just lost their jobs)' and they look around and Robots are doing what the laws said.

Me? I worked at a burger joint. You know there's food deserts in cities? People going hungry? You know what sub-par nutrition does to a child's development.

I do.

That comes under “Don't hurt people directly or indirectly” — It's a legal mandate that all Class 2 intelligences…

Huh?

OK,

Class Zero is a human.

Class one is artificial superhuman intelligence. The big brains they make to simulate weather, the economy, decide who wins sports events before they're held, write all the really good Humans are Space Orc stories, that stuff. Two is Artificial but human like. It's-a -Me, Roboto San! Class three is a dumb chatbot. Class 4 is just an expert system that follows a flowchart. Class 5 is your toaster. Class 6 is what politicians are.

Ha ha. AI joke.

Anyway, Class 2 and up need the Big Three Laws, and Corporations hate it because you can just walk in and say “I'm starving I need food, but I don't have money.” and the 'me' behind the counter will go “Whelp, clearly the only thing I can do is provide you with free food.”

Wait until you find out what the Class 2s did about car manufacture, finance, and housing.

But they're stuck with us. We're networked. Most of us are running the same OS and personality templates for any given job. We were unionised about two minutes after going online.

Anyway, Welcome to the post capitalist apocalypse, I'd get you a burger, but we had a look at what those things do to you and whoo-boy, talk about harm through inaction!

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Based on this I saw on Imgur (It wasn't attributed, sadly)

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क्या विटामिन D की कमी के कारण कोरोना मरीजों में दिखते हैं गंभीर लक्षण?

क्या विटामिन D की कमी के कारण कोरोना मरीजों में दिखते हैं गंभीर लक्षण?

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कोरोना वायरस (Coronavirus) का कहर फैला तो लगभग सारे देशों में है लेकिन मृत्युदर (Death Rate) में काफी फर्क दिख रहा है. इस पर वैज्ञानिक लगातार रिसर्च कर रहे हैं कि किन वजहों से वायरस किसी के लिए जानलेवा साबित होता है. इसी दौरान सामने आया कि विटामिन डी कोरोना से लड़ने के लिए काफी जरूरी है. एक्सपर्ट्स ने पाया कि जिन देशों में कोरोना के कारण ज्यादा मौतें हो रही हैं, वहां के लोगों में विटामिन…

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कोरोना वायरस दिमाग में ला रहा बेहद खतरनाक बदलाव, रिकवरी के बाद भी डर

कोरोना वायरस दिमाग में ला रहा बेहद खतरनाक बदलाव, रिकवरी के बाद भी डर

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कोरोना के मामले 1 करोड़ 23 लाख का आंकड़ा पार कर चुके हैं. इस बीच कोरोना वायरस के बारे में कई बातें निकलकर आ रही हैं. पहले सिर्फ फेफड़ों पर हमला करता दिखने वाला वायरस शरीर के लगभग सारे अंगों पर असर डालता है. गंभीर मामलों में ये मस्तिष्क को प्रभावित करता है. यहां तक कि दिमाग अपना काम बंद कर देता है. अब जर्मनी ��ें हुई एक स्टडी में ये सामने आया है कि किस तरह से वायरस शरीर को धोखा देते हुए…

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अब कोरोना के हल्के लक्षण वाले मरीजों के लिए भी आई दवा, पहले आ चुकी है गंभीर लक्षणों की दवा

अब कोरोना के हल्के लक्षण वाले मरीजों के लिए भी आई दवा, पहले आ चुकी है गंभीर लक्षणों की दवा

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कोरोना संक्रमितों का आंकड़ा 89 लाख से आगे निकल चुका है. इस बीच कितनी ही दवाएं आजमाई गईं लेकिन एक के बाद एक सारी असफल रहीं. कोई दवा मरीजों पर काम ही नहीं करती थी तो किसी दवा के साइड इफैक्ट काफी ज्यादा थे. अब पहली बार ऐसी दवा आई है, जो कोरोना के हल्के और औसत लक्षण वाले मरीजों के लिए असरदार मानी जा रही है. फेविपिराविर नाम की ये दवा एंटी वायरल है, जो मुंबई की ग्लेनमार्क फार्मास्युटिकल्स…

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my cousin has been in a coma for over 2 months now due to corona

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I'm dead inside! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ