#dirty twenty

[sleepyeye17]

He’s a ten

“She’s a ten, bro,” Dustin said. “A solid. Ten.”

“She’s an eight at best,” Lucas said. The gang was in Steve’s kitchen, claiming to be helping with the dinner cleanup, but actually arguing about the hotness of Jane Fonda. Eddie was the only one actually drying any dishes. Steve didn’t really mind. Eddie stayed over enough, he knew where everything went. The boys threw wet silverware in the drawers without even looking. 

“Can we not rate women on their looks please?” Erica said, her head in the fridge. 

“You rate men on their looks all the time!” Lucas argued. Erica shut the fridge door and crossed her arms. 

“Fine. At least agree that everyone has a very different scoring sheet then. I believe that Jane Fonda is a ten.”

“Ha! Told you!” Dustin said. 

“According to me,” Erica said. “You have different tastes. That’s fine. Everyone does. For example, I like Fabio types, and Max, for some reason, likes my brother. God knows why.”

Lucas looked ready to argue, so Eddie thought fast.

“Hey Steve,” Eddie said, “What am I?”

Steve looked up from the dishes, confused.

“Hmm?”

“Am I a ten?”

Steve stared, his eyes sliding down Eddie’s lean torso, his hips, then back up to his face. His eyes flashed darkly. 

“Nah.”

“No?”

Every eye was on them, waiting to see what would happen. Nobody breathed.

“No,” Steve said with a grin. “You’re a natural twenty.”

The room exploded with hoots and cheers and laughter. Eddie beamed and wrapped arms around Steve’s neck. 

“Damn right I am.” He lowered his voice so that only Steve could hear. “But for you I’m always gonna be a dirty twenty.”

[easays]

so I just had a thought

ally beardsley admits to copying head-to-toe the outfit of a hyper competent, debate club girl in college because they were in their “im gay and also trying to figure out if I want you or want to be you” phase (my words, not theirs)

the outfit was

now, why does this…sound familiar?

obviously it is not the same but the vibes? on par

and the similarities feel very important given their rivalry and kristen’s immediate visceral reaction

just rivals? or maybe kipperbees? applekettle? let’s see what happens, y’all

[yourgfdgirlfriend]

if he doesn’t react like this when he gets to see a picture of you; drop his sorry ass

[eurydia]

self-indulgent (because if it isn't, then why bother)

individual art below

[crownedcrowws]

I don’t blame the rabbit ,,, (art by me)

[commanderaqwahstrainingoutpost]

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[oldbaton]

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[tea-cat-arts]

(Disclaimer: spoilers and a vent post)

Man, Kevin really could’ve been another Dimitri if Mihoyo didn’t hate him (please listen to these clips and try and convince me otherwise. There are major Fe3h spoilers in them though so proceed with caution).

There’s just something so satisfying about watching a kind hearted, loving character go through hell, do some genuinely bad things, believe they’d become a monster who deserves to die, only to come back from all that with the help of their friends/support system, and then offer that same kindness to their enemies oh hey what do you know- I’m also a Sayaka Miki fan. Clearly I don’t have a favorite type of character

I think Kevin had all the makings to be this type of character if they actually acknowledged his loving side and his humanity in dialogue more often and actually allowed him the chance to actually bounce back. Like, his humanity is absolutely shown in game- choosing to save Su and letting himself fall into the sea of quanta in the second key manga, him repeatedly reliving Sakura’s death out of guilt in his intro arc, him being willing to risk everything to get sim Elysia back, him building a sanctuary for Fu Hua so she could stay safe during project stigma, ect- but the dialogue almost always goes back to “oh he’s just doing this for Dr. MEI. He doesn’t care about anything else.” Every time those pieces of dialogue come up, I just think of this scene in Glee where the cheerleading coach has a kid squeeze a tube of toothpaste into his hand, told him to then put it back in the tube, and when he said he can’t she said “exactly.” Mihoyo you’ve already dedicated large portions of time showing us Kevin as a person, no amount of monologuing is gonna convince me he’s actually a one dimensional villain now.

I also just think simp Kevin is just… a less interesting character. He’s still easy to sympathize with, but he’s got nothing on the character who did love his world (read: his friends and family) incredibly deeply and grew increasingly desperate to save the few he had left as they kept dying.

I’d also argue that making Kevin the main, irredeemable villain muddies the central theme of Honkai. They’re supposed to be saving the world with love, but the guy who acted entirely out of love (this is true for even the Dr. MEI simp version of Kevin) is irredeemable and has to die? Why? We’ve already been shown that he can be reasoned with (both in his interactions with Otto and in the Second Key Manga), and you’re really gonna tell me that he wouldn’t back down immediately if he found out Su’s plan actually worked? Hell, Kevin’s even admitted to hating project stigma during the current arc. What reason does he have to go through with it anymore??? I feel like the fourth wall break also further reinforces the idea of love not being enough since it turns it into the players who saved the world, not the characters

Sorry to keep rambling about this topic, it’s just something I really needed to get off my chest. Hopefully we won’t get any more bs news and the ranting will stay out of my system after this. I’m trying to go back to drawing more silly fanart now. If you’ve read this far, thanks. I offer a cat pic as compensation

[lr31o]

FUCK YESSS GOT TWENTY ONE PILOTS TICKETS SEE YOU IN CHICAGO

[penguuthegentoo]

Miscellaneous pcs/ocs 😌

[toxicrants]

Terf's really will be like 'ahaha we can't be bigots to LGBT+ people, some of us are lesbian and bi, ahahaha' but then the sponsored TERF posts I keep seeing are basically just 'Queer people are prone to being degenerates and can't be trusted in bathrooms. Queer people are invading women's spaces'.

Like, you can pretend you aren't the 'all gays are evil' club because some of you are LGBT+, but you might wanna check if some of your beloved fellow rads genuinely think you're a dirty queer who can't control themselves, because unsurprisingly, lots of them make posts just like that.

[darcydoesfuckall]

Together we are stong. Mutuals, followers, those who have found this post drifting through their dash, aid me in my endeavor.

I know (due to the Grant batchelor episode) that persistence is rewarded. Help me brainstorm more ways to get my tiny butt on dropout.

I have made this my short term project while I am dying at uni.

[slim-jims-in-this-shit-hole]

❆ welcome to the twenty-five days of kinkmas: gallavich edition! ❆

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day two: resisting arrest by @crazynadine

↳ rated E / one-shot / 20.1k / cop!mickey / dirty talk

Ian hangs his head as Mickey slips the cuffs on him, tightening them. "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you...." Mickey goes through Miranda on autopilot. It's more for the suspect than it is for him, anyway. He turns Ian around once he's done cuffing him, so he can read him his rights face-to-face. When he's done, Ian is just staring at him, an odd smile on his lips. "Y'know...." Ian says, swaying drunkenly into Mickey. Their hips touch and Mickey almost jumps out of his skin. "It's kinda kinky, how you put these cuffs on me. My safe word is Death Star, just in case." the guy is grinning like a loon, swaying his body into Mickey's as Mickey is just trying to do his damn job. He spins Gallagher around again, starts frog marching him toward the cruiser.

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don't forget to leave kudos & comments when you read! xx

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

i’m nearing nine months in the critical role fandom and the takeaway i keep coming back to is that taryon darrington is so. goddamn. underrated.

[pilotstreets]

sometimes i open spotify just to look at heavydirtysoul. i don't listen to it i just look at the title

[danathebestintern]

23 episodes in to a dnd thing and still sat here like :D yes I know what all this means :D