#dni captioned

[buckhelped]

#no ace in the hole? well he can put his ace in m—[gunshot]

[bellyprincess]

tags: wlw pregnancy, both can impregnate tho

My jaw dropped at the sight of you in front of me. Never in a million years did I think you'd be here at this wedding and waddling with a cute little belly to boot! It was only fitting, though. We met at a wedding a few months ago after we were both seated at the singles table, and we had a night full of passion and mind-blowing sex. After everything we did to each other, it was no surprise that we were both sporting swollen belly bumps now.

Except... we didn't exchange any phone numbers or social media. So, when I turned up heavily pregnant from our night of love, I had no way to tell you. But now that you were standing in front of me, it's clear you had the same predicament. Our bellies kissed through our clothes, and I cooed over how cute you looked while your hands rubbed the sides of my gravidly swollen middle that stuck out beneath my equally swollen chest.

It took everything in me to hold back a moan. We were both seated at the singles table again, telling us both that we were definitely the ones to blame for the way the other one waddled. "You look so pretty..." I whispered as we sat next to each other, and my hand slowly slid up your thigh to rub at your belly. I could tell that my touch had an effect on you already, and it only made my thighs press closer together. Or, it made them try to press together, being stopped by the belly that rested between them.

"I missed you." You whispered back with the sweetest look on your face that sent shivers up my spine. "I missed you too." I smiled and kept rubbing your belly, noticing that it was smaller than mine. "It looks like you have some catching up to do. How about we go back to my hotel room again? And I'll make you as pregnant as you made me~?" For emphasis, I leaned back in my chair as my belly jutted out, showing off just how knocked up you made me that first night.

"And maybe you can put a few more in me too, and then I'll really have my work cut out for me making you catch up!"

[nudibutch]

take your local monster guy for a ride?

[sevikasenby]

*this is definitely a good caption*

[panickedghost]

🌼💙💛

[657-boulevard]

Covered Windows

[landonorrisracewinner]

I let him taste it and now he diabetic x

[bellyprincess]

Staying at home was hard to manage when I was so used to being on the go and constantly doing something. But, with the twins you put inside of me growing so fast, it was harder to get around and do as much as I wanted. At month 6, my waddle was already wide and slow. Meaning I was nearly on house arrest unless I wanted to huff and groan my way through Target, which did sound alluring, but I did that yesterday was still exhausted from it.

So, I did the next best thing: bothered you while you were at work! I waddled my way into the bathroom and moaned when I rested my swollen belly on the counter. The relief felt nice, I almost wished I had a counter to rest my belly on everywhere! One of the babies kicked and I rubbed over the spot to try and calm them down before I snapped a picture.

👑: For every hour you're not home, I'm taking off a piece of clothing and sending another picture. 😘

I pressed send and glanced at the clock. You had only started work an hour ago, and I knew you'd try and stay as long as you could, only making my game even more interesting to see how long you'd last. Would I even get down to my bra? Or would I be completely naked and doggy style in the picture before you broke?

How long would you make me wait~?

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[thefreckledgymrat]

“I don’t need gravity, I just need growth”

[lilachour]

soft

[void-kissed]

"I know I'm struggling to fit the role.. Isn't there anything to make me whole? And I can stomach it, or so I'm told - but, promise me you'll hold me so I'll live through the night?"

Somehow I managed to start working on this render and then finish it within an hour, oops?? It.. maybe doesn't quite fit the vibes I was trying to go for from the caption, but I think it still turned out nicely, so hopefully it's alright to post ^-^

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(Anyone is welcome to comment on or reblog my work if they wish, as long as my DNI is respected!)

[flareboi]

you guys know that old art community meme about the beer drawn by someone who clearly only ever draws … other substances. i just saw that but with a cake

[memeticsdivision]

he’s a dead one, i’m the grim reaper.

[frostedbasilisk]

Man I miss eskel….

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[solarcas]

Suptober Day 2 - Pillow Talk

"You said we'd all be dead."

"We don't have to be."

(aka I saw this gifset by @becauseofthebowties recently and it gave me brainworms about a scene I completely forgot about)

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+ Bonus glitter pics:

[poisonousquinzel]

I Want To See Him Turn Into A Bloody Pile Of Crushed Bone Fragments, Brain Matter And Ruptured Organs. (⁠✿⁠ ⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠)