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#do they have savory or spicy or crunchy foods? unclear!
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Not to be dramatic but I think I would die immediately if I had to survive solely on the food in the lost cities
#some of their food tastes like meat we know that
#but it all seems so LIGHT
#don't get me started on how sophie regularly eats deserts or desert like foods for a meal
#do they have savory or spicy or crunchy foods? unclear!
#if they do its definitely not a large variety
#HOW is sophie not sick of it all
#ive made mallowmelt. you cant eat much of it at a time without getting sick of it
#yet EVERYONE is eating a bunch of it alongside other sugary/sweet food
#i dont care what they think after a week i would slaughter some extinct bird and have fried chicken
#i know that youth gives them nutrients or whatever. but it CANNOT be healthy
#sophie you were in high school you should know what you should eat and how much
#now i might be using the wrong word here
#but its no wonder all the elves are fucking twigs theyve never heard of the word protein
#speaking of twigs
#with how much sugar sophie and co consume on the daily its a miracle theyve gained no weight
#elves dont seem to exercise very mucu so HOW are they maintaining it
#edaline you should never be in charge of a child you keep giving her FUCKING. SUGAR.
#breakfast? sugar! lunch? sugar! supper? sugar!
#repeat after me: WELL. BALANCED. MEALS.
#eat a fucking vegetable please. its all you have except sugar please for the love of god.
#sophie has no tastes buds left because her go to for everything is sugar
#do you enjoy having stomachaches sophie? is that it?
#THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EAT TOO MUCH FUCKING SUGAR.
#keefe over here in the forbidden cities having the time of his life finally eating something other than sugar
#kotlc
#im calm. im calm.
#< seething with rage
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