#doge!sos

[wiiildflowerrr]

@Ashton5SOS: I regret many things in our career, this is one of them.

@Ashton5SOS: And this.

@Ashton5SOS: Heaven help me.

@Ashton5SOS: We needed help.

@Ashton5SOS: I now know why hey everybody flopped

@Luke5SOS: Fuk

8 September 2019

[dreamlogic]

so my mom has a new puppy, she's a 3 mo old anatolian shepherd/irish wolf hound mix. get a load of the fucken paws on this beaft, she's like a bobcat

[tropicalscream]

sorry what was that i was distracted thinking about trans mascs domming me and collaring me and putting me in my place and riding my face and using my body like a favorite toy and calling me cute dumb puppy and shoving my face a s down puttong fingers in my mouth to get me to shut up

im sorry what were we talking about

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

BY 换谁不迷糊呀 (fyi, don't try chinese daoism 手印shouyin/指诀zhijue in a bold manner because↓

[amarriageoftrueminds]

Hannibal's Studies — Will as Diogenes the Cynic . (update of)

[beardedmrbean]

Le ultimate Short King Audie Murphy has arrived

[lipid]

November 2, 2023 DOGE DAY 🧡 Kabosu/Doge's 18th birthday celebration!

[tcfactory]

the obvious shenanigans that follow are well! if sj isnt going to socialise the poor beast then sy will! lqg staring like. "What is that." begging peak lord Liu's pardon, but this is a spiritual wolf that is meant to be under the care of peak lord shen. it requires socialising and i was informed you also possessed a spiritual wolf! the wolves, ofc, get on. sj wants to die when he finds out. he wont STOP them because that would make it worse but sToP WaGGinG YouR TaiL when liu-shidi comes over!!

Liu Qingge takes Shen Yuan at face value about the wolf - like, he knows Shen Qingqiu's daemon is a wolf, had seen its silhouette move in the shadows during night hunts, but this wolf is out in the open and is getting pets from Shen Yuan so he can't be Shen Qingqiu's Calamity (the wolf is actually called Harbor, like 'Safe harbor in a storm', but he would never admit to it so when people started making up names he just ran with the most menacing/powerful sounding one) - and during the next Peak Lord meeting he goes to confront Shen Qingqiu about neglecting a spirit beast in his care. How jealous does one have to be to hurt such a majestic wolf like that?! He can tell exactly what caused those scars and he will not stand for a fellow peak lord whipping innocent beasts!!

Shen Qingqiu can glare Yue Qingyuan into silence, but not quick enough to shut Shang Qinghua up before he can blurt out what's up. Liu Qingge demands that Shen Qingqiu prove himself by calling his daemon there. He's reluctant, but complies. Everyone is upset at the state of the wolf (did someone try to dock its tail to make it look a bit more like a dog?!?!!? yes, it was one of Qiu Jianluo's bright ideas to make them more obedient), most of them on Shen Qingqiu's behalf. Shen Qingqiu very much wants to strangle both Liu Qingge and Shang Qinghua, so Airplane reaches for the most convenient bombshell he has as distraction and blurts out what happened to Yue Qingyuan before he flees.

So now Shen Qingqiu has a regretful shidi (planning various nutritious and difficult to hunt monsters as apology gifts) a very regretful and kinda relieved shixiong (sporting one hell of a black eye) and a bunch of other mildly regretful and worried martial siblings and things are going to be fine. All thanks to one oblivious but very pretty hallmaster of his who he absolutely will not thank or fill in about what's up, no sir. (It's fine, it will take YQY and LQG maybe a day or two to get over their shock, realize what happened and start matchmaking, like the idiot sibling-types they are. Shen Qingqiu will have a supportive family whether he wants one or not, and we all know that he kinda really wants one actually.)

It's all going to be fine.

[man-of-nostalgia]

How I see fowlham 🤣

[xxnomadsxx]

you mentioned a while back that there’s a game named daggers in the village, how do you play?

It’s a very popular game amongst the village youth😁

How u play is simple, u get a group of kids, give each a BUNCH of daggers, let them spread out, and HIT THE DECK!! When they start chucking them at each other. When all the daggers are thrown each kid has to line up and count how many cuts or daggers are on/in their body (whoever has the most is deemed the loser, and the least the winner)

The game was created as a training exercise turned game (honestly it started off as a game between the feral trolls that Branch thought could be a good teaching exercise) The game was later introduced to kids, and was a hit!! (The adults were weary at first but realized “Hey are kids are learning how to throw weapons for the first time 🥹” AND THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD THING?!)

…anyway when the main cast find out about this game and are horrified (same bro same 😔) and try to shut it down as quickly as possible (to no avail they lost, and now hachets somehow got involved in the game?!) To this day they still try to shut it down, but Branch won’t listen to their issues with it(He’s a really big fan of daggers, and even plays with some of the other villagers (not Thing tho, since Thing is against throwing weapons at Branch)

[welp--end-times]

I heard you people like puppies

BEHOLD

My living potato!

She later upgraded to potato with legs 🤫

[tropicalscream]

hey sorry about being horny/longing/wistful/feral dog mode lately but it has literally been over a year since ive been touched intimately/sexually/etc and even longer then that since ive had any emotional intimacy with anyone and im starting to lose my mind

so the barks will continue till morale improves

[wafflerissue]

I drew the guy with my friends oc, uuhhf num chuck we made some dialogue with our ocs and i drew one of them

[beardedmrbean]

[sabineandcheeseburrito]

Daily dose of doggo

[hyumjim]

Hey guys. Found a new type of racist