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MHMHMHMHGHGMGH

I love them so much. Oh my gosh (⁠˃͈⁠ w˂͈)

Some doodles or get back into the grind of things, mostly just these two being total goobers ;3

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I heard you people like puppies

BEHOLD

My living potato!

She later upgraded to potato with legs 🤫

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"They remind me of sailors

Of travelers

Of kids with just a little too wild of

imaginations." ~Spotty

I know Tumblr might destroy the quality so please click for a better picture!

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Uh haha who's this... ⊙⁠﹏⁠⊙

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"The star and sun shine just fine separately, but together they shine the brightest!"

"All stars can become suns, they just need time."

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Spring is finally here and it's finally warming up where I live ÒwÓ. (Yes expect SO many sunny and feel good drawings from me soon lol) Spot-space enjoying a flower crown... But who made it??? Lil man obviously has no paws so she couldn't have!

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SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT MMMMMM

oh snap

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Felt like drawing Twig and spot-space.

Also practice shading with warm colors.

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I didn't need to come out lmao. It was PAINFULLY clear.

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I had a friend just like This, Would tell extravagant lies like he owned an entire zoo at his house, or performed rituals. I never believed any of it but I'm a sucker for a good story. I've wanted to write a story based on them eventually.I'm still friends with him to this day but he doesn't remember we used to be friends when we were little. Or the extravagant stories he'd tell me.

A friend I had briefly in my teens years was this girl in Arizona. She was a junior when I was a freshman, and as I was socially awkward and very lonely she kind’ve pulled me under her wing for a while. I don’t remember how we met, but I remember riding in her car and meeting her cute miniature Doberman.

But the thing I remember most about this girl was that she loved lying to me. And I had a massive but I acknowledged crush on her so I adored being lied to. Her natural charisma and storytelling was hypnotic.

It’s not what it sounds like because it wasn’t malicious but she came up with this in depth lore to tell me about this fake job she had. I know autistic people are meant to be credulous but I truly never believed her stories, I just adored her storytelling and was very ready to listen to whatever tale she spun that day. Another of her friends chided her once for teasing me but I genuinely never minded.

In her lore she moonlighted as a Professional Liar. People would hire her to get close to a target they wanted rattled. She’d make friends, develop a strong relationship, foster a dependency on her, then disappear. Then when they were confused and missing her sometime when the employer needed their target rattled she’d show back up as a glimpse to knock them off balance. Often it was implied she’d faked her death in the interim.

That itself was fine, it was an okay story. But in order to support that lie she’d make up tons of supporting details that were way more fun. She had this fake boyfriend who got high as balls on a mission and ended up seeing a sheep in a field and carrying it to a farmhouse to try to buy it because he wanted a puppy. I liked that one but suspected she didn’t know how big sheep were.

She’d IM chat with me as this made up boyfriend sometimes; once she had him ask me if I noticed her limping and he told me she’d just lost a toe but was covering for it like a champ. That one was fun.

She told me about something she called “purple charge” which was a way to get instant night vision. I did try looking that one up on the off chance, but was sadly disappointed there.

She said that Professional Liars had such high stakes jobs that they needed a week of insane time where they just partied so hard it was like a Dionysus rave and her IM boyfriend persona implied she’d killed someone during one of those stints.

I had such a fun time with her elaborate fiction that I’d often ask follow up questions and she had to do a lot of world building to keep up with my fascination. We’d get to class and I’d have three or four new questions which I think is why her friend thought her teasing was too far. They genuinely thought I believed her but I was just loving the fiction.

If any of this sounds malicious I’ll also add that when I got harassed on a roleplaying board she went out guns blazing to go after the guy who’d been harassing me. She genuinely enjoyed my company.

I find myself looking back on our friendship very fondly. I can’t remember her last name or have any way of looking her up, but she really was a professional liar to me. The only downside is that I’m completely faceblind so if she ever wanted to pop unexpectedly into my life I’d have no idea it was her.

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Remember any sport in a storm?

I just noticed while Darius is scrolling you can see Eda commenting on one of raines post lol. I haven't seen anyone point this out yet so I am ÒwÓ

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Yes

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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It IS an ugly animal

But despite that this suit looks so much better than the original imo. Impressive.

@welp--end-times I tried to do it, it was really hard because the animal itself is ugly, but take it

I was lazy, so it is just a sketch. I wanted Add more brown and remove blue, because well, it's not one of the best clamuflations and I think the species would be very strange for a giant monkey to be totally blue, so he only keeps the vest on. The nose part I immediately fused with a mask. I think it could be a better redesign, but I still think it's better than the original.

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I am a healthy mix of Chaotic neutral and chaotic evil thank you.

artists on tumblr stop fukcing lying to yourselves you never draw those sticks and circles when you sketch stuff out you just die and you know it

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I just realized I accidently re logged on the wrong blog!

So I'll say it again. This is honestly stunning and so gorgeous

little star boy

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It was a tie between Clementine and Doug graves!

So I flipped a coin and Doug graves won!

So everyone meet Doug, Spottys honorary younger Brother

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Only a day left so rebloging :3

I'm really not expecting this to get votes so if it doesn't I'll just choose lol