#doing the math there... y'know 💀

[kalied0skull]

presents my son. you got any pets? you seem like you'd have insects/reptiles mayhaps

AUGH GOD DO I WISH !!!

it's a dream of mine since i was a wee one (as in, 4 years old) to own a chinese water dragon, but unfortunately it's not easy to get them in my area ... but i have 2 old dogs and a fluffy cat!

unfortunately i only take good pictures of ONE of my dogs, and that's just because gummybear is too damn old to be photogenic anymore 💀

this is bearbear (dog) and toomas (cat) though! he is named toomas because he is TOO MUCH. (directly just, too-"many" in spanish)

i am most definitely a reptile person though. i LOVE lizards so much, and i was obsessed with snakes when i was 10. but i am just as happy with my fluffy guys !! :D

[rexlroze]

𝟐 — 𝐃𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐲 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐭

𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: Hobie Brown / SpiderPunk x Fem! Reader

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 4.5k

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: Use of Y/N, No physical description of reader other than mostly height comparison. Swearing, Mention of alcohol, drinking, vomiting, Fluff.

𝑁𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑔𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠

𝑀𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡

A/N: I honestly had to rethink this over and over again so many times even though I was like half way thru the damn chapter so that's why making this took me long, also the fact I have the attention span of a child. I was really not sure about this whole thing cuz it kinda felt too sudden but hopefully, it turned out fine? for me it did tbh but like. *blink* yk? Or maybe it's just because I'm not confident in my fucking writing skills and need validation for every damn step I take<3 But anyways, I made half of the notes for this chapter during math class and the teacher caught me so that too (Spoiler Alert: I got sent to the principal's office :3) but that's besides the point. Also if some of the characters were a little OOC, I'm very sorry- I tried my best to make them as accurate as possible (some inaccurate shit tends to get on my nerve, mostly if it's produced by me) annnnd I need to stop ranting💀. I don't take requests nor do I plan on doing so in the future. Happy reading! 😉

Chapter 2 >>> Chapter 3

Each Stroke of paint is smooth, filling the wall with a little more color than before. The bristles of the paint brush gently swipes over the wall. Music flowed into your ears and through, making you hum.

The atmosphere was calming, like nothing could ever—

“Whatcha listenin’ to?” A teasing voice appeared beside you making you jump and your shoulder tense up.

Right. You forgot he was still here. Pushing your headphones off, “a song.” You answered flatly, turning away from him, your back facing Hobie as you dipped your paint brush into the thick minty liquid that was within the metal bucket and slid the brush across the wall.

“Really? I'll have to check it out when I get home.”

You scoff at the sarcasm in his tone.

After yesterday, he helped you with a little cleaning. You thought he was probably going to dip and disappear from your life after that so when he returned the next day (today), it did surprise you a little. He's been just hanging around. You don't know why, he doesn't owe you anything. “Why are you helping me again?” You turned to him with a quirked eyebrow.

“Mate, you've asked me that like 4 times already.” 

“And each time, I haven't gotten a proper answer.”

This time, he's the one to scoff. “Is it that bad to want to just help somebody?”

“You're dodging the question again.” You say in a sing-song voice.

He holds his hands up in surrender, “aight aight. I'm just tryna help out a friend of a friend, y'know? Plus. I ain't' hurtin’ anyone, right?”

“What's that supposed to mean?”

“Exactly what it means, love.”

You sighed, your arm falling to your side. Your other hand coming up to pinch the bridge of your nose, “okay. I'll admit, I'm being a little… douchey.” You say, biting your lip, “But I can't say that I don't appreciate your help, and company.”

“Little's an understatement.” Hobie quipped, snickering to himself which made you throw a side glance in his direction. An innocent smile spread across his face. 

You rolled your eyes turning back to the wall to continue what you were doing. Hobie took it as a sign to pursue his side of the wall.

A small spot was left just at the top of the wall making you push yourself up on your tiptoes, trying to get to the empty white patch on top of the wall.

Hobie, who was distracted by his own work, took a glance at you when he heard a few groans of frustration. Seeing you so frustrated over such a small thing brought a small smirk to his face. He settled his brush down into the paint bucket and made his way to you, your head turning to him when you caught a glimpse of him in the corner of your eye extending his hand, beckoning for you to give him the brush you held.

You raised your eyebrow but gave in, settling the brush into his extended hand, your fingers grazing his palm before you quickly withdrew your hand to your side.

He stepped forward closer to you and the wall, making you step back away, giving him space as he took care of the last white spot on the wall. 

“Thank you,” you gave him a small smile and a nod.

“No problem.” He returned the smile. You two stood there holding eye contact. His eyes were as pretty as they were in the poster. No. Prettier. You thought, why? You didn't know. 

You quickly cleared your throat and looked away to look at your progress the two of you had made whilst he sunk the paint brush back into the depths of the mint paint after filling the small white spot with paint.

The two of you had already completed three walls, the last wall was just about half done. The only other thing left to paint was the closet, you'd get to that later.

“You wanna go get a drink?” Hobie suddenly asked, turning his head towards you, stuffing his hands into the pockets of his leather vest.

You rubbed a hand over your jaw, the thought of a break was very enticing right about now since you'd been busy for about a solid 4-5 hours. You answered after a second or two of silence. “Sure. I could use a little break.”

“Good cuz I know an awesome pub around here.”

“Lead the way.” You said extending your arm towards the door.

—

The two of you walked side by side, Hobie’s gaze fixed on the rock he kept kicking in front of him during your walk, yours lost in the sky that was split into hues of yellow and pink.

“So, I haven't really seen you around here before.” Hobie suddenly spoke up after his rock companion got left behind, a small pout formed on his face which disappeared as quickly as it appeared when it did but obviously he wasn't going back just to retrieve a rock.

“Just moved here about a few days ago, used to live in York with my parents.” You answered, crossing one of your arms behind your head.

“Hm.” He nodded before silence fell over the two of you again, seems neither of you knew what to say. Your eyes lingered on the sky, watching the purple mixing into the pink and orange.

This time, you decided to break the silence. “So, where are we going?” Your head turned towards him, tilting your head a little.

“It's a surprise.” He answered, shrugging his shoulders.

“It's a bar.”

“Your point?”

“I mean, how ‘exciting’ can a bar really be?” You snorted.

“Depends, you ever been in an underground pub?”

“No— say what now?” You gawked, turning to Hobie with wide eyes who just smirked and lifted his chin. When he didn't continue elaborating further, you decided to poke at the subject. “Wait, c'mon. You gotta tell me more.”

Chuckling, he let out a low whistle. “No, I don't.” 

“You can't just tell me we're going to an underground bar then shut up. Like- what if I get kidnapped or sumn?” You exaggerated, throwing your hands up in the air.

“I'll be right there beside you, love, won't even let anyone lay a hand. Good?” He proposed, playfully tilting his head a little.

“You're torturing me.” You groaned.

“Maybe that's my plan.” He shrugged, flicking invisible lint off his jacket.

“...”

“How do I know you're not the one who's trying to kidnap me?” You narrowed your eyes at him. “Doesn't it seem oddly weird you just randomly appear at my parlor, offer me help and now you're taking me to a very secret underground bar.”

As Hobie heard you ramble on, he couldn't help but start to chuckle. His chuckle twisting into a flown blown laugh as you threw a playful punch in his shoulder.

“Tell me. You have trust issues or something?” He chuckled, wiping an unshed tear from his eye. “Just have a little patience. It'll be worth it, I promise. I mean, you can always go back if you’re too paranoid.”

“Hilarious.”

“I'm being serious, I can walk you back right now if you'd like.” He offered, slowing down.

Your lips parted as you thought about it for a quick second before shaking your head. “Nah, no thank you. I'm coming along.”

“Hm, suit yourself.” He shrugged looking back to the front of the street. Your footsteps falling in sync with one another once more.

Silence taking over, punctuated by the honking motorcycles and cars and the birds chirping.

∘₊✧──────✧₊∘

Twelve minutes later, the both of you stood before an abandoned 2 storey office building. It looked like it hadn't been used in decades with its cracked windows which reflected the creamy moonlight. Graffiti turned the concrete structure into a riot of colors, doodles, swear words and penises with overgrown vines that clawed their way up the sides. 

As Hobie strode towards the door, his hand inches away from pushing the door when you suddenly spoke up, “it's in there?”

“Yeah, pretty much.” He said turning his head towards you, “I know it don’ look it but I promise it's on purpose. Keeps the coopers away.”

“Ehh… I don't know. I'm starting to believe the whole “you're trying to kidnap me” thing.” Skepticism traced your voice.

“Oh, c’mon. Just trust me.”

“That's what I'm scared to do.” You scoffed. “This looks like a place where serial killers would stuff their victims in.”

“Dunno, never tried digging around. Two bodies at best?” He analyzed jokingly, covering up his laugh with a cough as he saw you pale a little. 

“You're not funny.”

“Dunno ‘bout that, love.” He snickered. “You comin’?” He didn't wait for you to answer before he disappeared into the building.

You crossed your arms tapping your foot, not wanting to follow him in because of your stubbornness but something about standing alone sent chills down your spine.

I'm gonna kill him. You quickly sprinted into the office-like building following Hobie's direction, running away from something you don't even know.

You find yourself walking behind Hobie who walks up to an elevator across the room. The walls were crumbling, chairs laidon the floor, tables flipped upside down “Why the hell is this place so run down?”

“It's a meeting ground made by the government, basically all the corrupted and secret shit that they wanted no one knowing happened around here but word got out. Eventually punks started graffiting the grounds, protesting, sneaking in and eventually drove them out to who knows where. Started using it as a club and a speakeasy after cuz it was spacious grounds. Coopers don’ blink an eye towards this direction cuz they're bloody cowards.” He casually explains (leaving out the part where he whooped their asses and corrupted all their data with a chip he made as Spider-Punk but you didn't need to know that.) 

He pressed a few buttons which opened up the elevator doors. Wordlessly, he gestured to you to get in.

“And you know this how?” You lifted an eyebrow climbing into the elevator, he followed suit.

When you asked that, it brought a proud smile to Hobie's face, “I was one of the punks.” He answered nonchalantly without glancing at you, the pockets of his leather vest stuffed with his hands. The elevator door slid back together locking the both of you in.

“Of course you were,” you said it like it was one of the most obvious things in the world for which you got a little nudge in the shoulder from his elbow. He pressed a button on a small keypad beside the door making the elevator flow down.

The elevator finally stopped making a small chiming sound after what seemed like minutes but in reality. It had been barely more than 40 seconds. Guess time just slowed down when you're in the presence of awkward silence… or Hobie.

The doors opened up letting bright neon lights seep in and illuminate your face. The ‘bar’ (which looked more like a rave) was more lively than most bars you've gone to. Vibrant blends of pink, blue, and yellow casted over you.

“W'dya think?” A voice shouted over the blasting songs, Hobie's voice. You just stared at him wide eyed, unable to make up a coherent response. “You'll get used to it.” He nudged you before stepping out the elevator, signaling for you to follow him.

You shook yourself out of your daze and promptly caught up with him. You swore to god you've put way too much trust in someone you met a day ago. Maybe not even a complete 24 hours yet but you're too deep in and too stubborn to turn around.

“You come here often then?” You arched an eyebrow in his direction, his gaze straight ahead but he tilted his head a little to meet yours.

“Occasionally. Usually—” He was cut off by someone who called out to him in the crowd. “Yo, it's Hobie everyone!”

People glanced in your (his) direction, waving at him and cheering him on. Said man waves back, winking in the direction of a few gals who probably fainted with how excited they got but you didn't bother checking.

“Mr.Popular, huh?”

“That's one way to put it. I come here to hang out often so I know people.”

“Do you usually take all your girls here?” You suddenly blurted out, heat clawed its way up your neck when you processed what you just had said. He raised an eyebrow, unable to suppress the shit-eating grin that came onto his face. “Shut up, I didn't mean it like that.” You grumbled, turning your head away from him. 

“I didn't say anything,” he shrugged, feigning obliviousness. 

“You implied it.”

“Did I?”

Something about his tone just wanted to make you sink into the floor and become one with the secretundergroundbarraveparty (whatever it was) or maybe punch that stupid smile off his face but you didn't do either. Instead you continued making your way through the crowd with him until you reached a bar. Several drinks lined up on several shelves behind the counter. You could tell that it wasn't just some cheap liquor crap either. It made you wonder where they had gotten it from.

He sat down on one of the stools, locking eyes with you before patting the stool beside him. Before you could say anything, your body moved on its own, settling yourself on the stool. Nobody else was really seated near your guys, most of the people were already drunk and partying.

Hobie leaned back against nothing but the air particles, his eyes resting on you when you stirred a little, turning to face him, “what?” you tilted your head.

“Nothin’, just thinking.” He gave you one of his small smiles before his attention averted to the raven-haired girl that walked through one of the doors that was hidden behind the counter. Her eyes fell on the two of you making them pop open, “are my eyes deceiving me or are those my most favorite people? Y/N, you didn't tell me you were in town!” She beamed.

“Yuri?” Your eyes harmonized hers. “I was gonna surprise you but… wait, what're you doing here?”

“Me? I work here, babe. The real question is what are the two of you doing here, hmm?” Yuri gaped, leaning against the counter. Her arms crossed over it.

“He dragged me into this.” You said pointing your thumb at the man beside you, making him gasp dramatically, “nah nah, I see how it is.” He drawled, turning his head away from you.

“Drama queen.” You accused, punched him in his bicep. The two of you acted like you had known each other for years by now.

“Ooh, you two must be close.” Yuri cooed, tilting her head, her cheek squished up against her hand as she watched the two of you interact.

“We met yesterday,” you scoffed, turning down any further suggestions that she could blurt out.

“Is that supposed to make a difference?” Yuri sassed, wiping a glass mug down with a cloth that was under the counter.

“Yuri.” Your eyebrows knitted together making her smirk, “what? I'm being serious.” She smirked.

“If this is you being serious, I don't wanna know what you being unserious is like.” Yuri snickered, placing two mugs in front of the two of you. Her body twisted around pulling out one of the alcoholic drinks out of the shelf and shaking the bottle before pouring it into your glass. “So darling, how've you been, how's Camden treating you so far?” She asked, pushing the two mugs across the counter towards you too.

“It's been alright. I've been working on my parlor recently. Otherwise… nothing special. Oh, Spider-Punk also saved my brain from spewing out like three days ago so that's something,” You shrugged when you suddenly heard Hobie choke on his drink, his beer going down the wrong pipe making him cough harshly. You and Yuri raise an eyebrow in his direction.

“Bloody hell. Sorry, this- this drink is really strong,” He sputtered, clearing his throat. He wiped his lips with the back of his hand, tears stinging his eyes.

“Okay…” Your tone contained skepticism in it, “you good now?” You asked to which he nodded. “Fantastic.”

You nodded, turning back to Yuri. A silence washing over the three of you even with the blast of music and chitter chatter in the back.

Yuri opened her mouth to say something but quickly closed it when she heard the door squeak open. A brunette walked through, his face flushed as he stumbled towards the counter. “Hey!”

“Flash!” Yuri squeaked, her eyebrows knitting together. “You're not supposed to drink during your fucking shift!”

“Bloody hell. Chill, mom.” He rolled his eyes, voice awfully slurred leaning his hip against the counter but miserably failing after almost falling.

“Ay,” Hobie lifted his head in a greeting while you sat beside him thinned-lipped.

“Oh my god. Hobie, is that you my man?” Flash exclaimed, throwing his arms out in a hug but unable to reach him due to the counter that separated them so going for a high-wave instead that he missed by a head.

“The one and only,” Hobie snickered, grabbing Flash's wrist and guiding him through the high five properly.

Flash clicked his tongue, turning his head towards you, “Ooh, and who's this pretty little thing?” He smirked, grabbing your hand that laid atop the counter and pressing a kiss to your knuckles. You gave him a polite smile, retracting your hand. You opened your mouth to introduce yourself but Hobie beat you to it. “Y/N Y/L/N. We met yesterday.”

“What he said,” you dipped your chin in agreement.

“A pretty name for a prettier lady,” Flash winked at you when Yuri pushed him away with her whole hand pressed up against his face, “don't mind this idiot. He always gets like this when he's woozy.”

“‘m not woozy.” Flash grumbled, pushing her hand off his face and crossing his arms over his chest like a child who didn't get what they wanted.

“Sure you aren't.” Yuri rolled her eyes, wiping the black marble counter with gold veinings etched into them with a scruffy cloth tinted a light brown at hand (you assumed that it used to be white once.)

“Just a little bit, alright?” He grunted.

You tune in and out of the conversation thinking about what you could do back at the parlor, what you still need to do and improve, how you're going to start developing and promoting your work. Making a website could do me goods, never hurts to try. Maybe I should make a Facebook page— You jumped out of your twilight zone when a pair of fingers snapped right in front of your face.

“Welcome back to earth, love.” Hobie's voice was the first one you processed. 

“Sorry, just got some things on my mind.” You ran a hand over your head till the nape of your neck, letting it settle there.

“I can see that,” Hobie took the empty glass of beer in your hand and replaced it with a refilled one. Your eyes lingered on his hands, watching them with precision before your eyes found their way back to your glass, staring at the foam floating at the top of the glass. You brought the glass up to your lips letting the liquid burn down your throat.

Hobies eyes lit up with amusement, a smirk tugging at his lips. “Calm down, love. The drink ain’ gonna run away from you.” He quipped, his fingers gently wrapping around your forearm pulling the drink down from your lips. Your body slightly tensed up as his warmth seeped into your skin and throughout your body, your eyes meeting his.

Hobie's amused smirk seemed to drop into a line when he noticed the change in the atmosphere. His eyes stuck on yours, yours on his.

The tension suddenly drowned out by the cackle of Yuri who was watching Flash flirt (and fail miserably) with some gals that sat a few seats away from the two of you. His hand quickly untangled itself from your arm finding its way back onto the counter. You let out a breath of relief thankful for brief distraction.

Flash trudged back to where the three of you were, his shoulders slumped with a small pout planted on his face after the girls left with scowls and disgust etched on their faces.

“No luck?” Yuri teased.

“Shut up.” Flash huffed, snapping his head away from her to which Yuri hummed smugly.

Hobie reassured Flash by giving him a small pat on his back whispering some words into his ear that seemed to lighten him up. 

“Hey, up for some dare or drink?” Flash beamed suddenly, his movement more animated than before.

“What?” you tilt your head quizzically. 

“Dare or drink, do the dare or chug a beer.” Flash summarized with a nonchalant shrug of his shoulders.

“Oh no, I should probably get back in a couple of minutes,” you interjected, waving your hands in the air dismissively. 

Yuri frowned, “c'mon babe, my shift is almost over. It won't hurt you to have a little fun, y'know?”

“I really shouldn't-” You protested but quickly folded with Yuri's small pout the alcohol in your system. I'm so gonna regret this later.

—

“Chug, chug, chug!” The three chanted while your hazy eyes tried to focus on the mug of beer in front of you. This might've been your fifth drink of the night, but could you blame yourself? You were definitely NOT texting your fucking ex that you missed him (given by our dear Flash). Not in a million years, but it was more tempting than chugging another beer and inevitably using the next person near you as a vomit bucket.

“Fuck, 'm gonna vomit.” You slurred, putting the glass mug down on the marble counter. Somehow, even with four and a half beers in your system, you could kind of think properly.

Kind of.

“It's the beer or the dare, babe.” Yuri reminded, wiggling her finger.

“Mhm,” you pinched the bridge of your nose trying to rub the blur out of your eyesight. “I-I’m going to find the bathroom.” You shook your head, standing up clumsily. You swallowed the saliva that had built up in your mouth but it didn't help with your slurring at all.

You just whipped around and showed yourself the way towards the bathroom which you had no idea where the fuck it was simply disappearing into the crowd.

“That's not even the direction of the bathroom.” Yuri murmured, sighing defeatedly.

“So… who's going with her?” Flash raised an eyebrow, his eyes bouncing between Hobie and Yuri. The two stared back at him, making him raise his hands in the air defensively, “not it.”

It made both Hobie and Yuri roll their eyes. Yuri turned towards Hobie, opening her mouth to say something but Hobie interrupted her before she could.

“I'll go, ya both enjoy. If we don't return, we left, ‘ight?” Hobie gave them a curt nod and small goodbyes before he headed your way quickly just in case you were about to do something stupidly stupid and wouldn't be able to take it back.

Hobie strutted through the packed room, hands in pocket, eyes searching for a certain (h/c) headed individual. His height an advantage as he could see over the array of people. His nostrils taking in a whiff of the sweat and alcohol mixed in with the air, dancing bodies bumping against his.

Where did she go? He bit the inside of his cheek, eyes wandered over the room, skimming through the crowd but unable to spot you. You went in the complete wrong direction so you couldn't possibly have made it to the bathroom.

Should he call your name? Probably not, as tempting as it was, you weren't really a lost child.

He caught a glimpse of you – your back turned to him whilst you talked to two other girls. He doesn't remember introducing you to them. Maybe you knew them already? He pushed the thoughts aside, walking over towards you.

He tapped your shoulder, “Y/N-” only to freeze in his stance when he saw ‘you’ turn around.

“Huh?” The amber-eyed woman looked Hobie up and down, her eyes sparkling. “Sorry, can I help you?” She spoke softly, tucking a stray hair behind her ear.

“Sorry love, thought you were somebody else.” He explained noticing her smile slip a little.

“Oh.” She murmured melancholy, plastering a fake smile on her face. Hobie nodded and quickly left before she could say anything else.

Something – Someone – suddenly slammed into his side, his hands reaching down and grabbing their waist to steady them.

He looked down, finding your hazy eyes melding with his, “you good?”

“Just a little… light-headed.” You reassured, rubbing your eye with the heel of your palm unable to ignore the uneasiness in the back of your throat but you didn't see why he had to know that.

“You wanna get outta here?” Hobie suggested, watching you narrow your eyes at him before nodding and mumbling something he assumed was a yes.

He moved his hand up wrapping around your shoulder and leading you towards the elevator.

—

Ding.

The Elevator had reached the top, the metal doors sliding out revealing how the dark blue had taken over the sky, multiple glowing specks adorning the sky. What time was it? Where were you two going now? You wondered, your thoughts racing from one to another. At least they hadn't gone completely blank… yet.

Your body moved on its own — with the help of Hobie, of course. Otherwise you'd probably still be tossed around the crowd like a colorful toy among a group of children.

You'd rushed over dipped your head over a plant pot that busied the wall right next to the elevator when you reached it. Gagging and retching, expecting your half-digested lunch and almost 5 beers to make a quick reappearance but it never did.

“You feelin’ better?” The voice snapped you out of your musing.

“Nope,” you answered with a pop of the p. “I think… I think it's probably gotten worse actually.” Your answer was slow, trying to comprehend each syllable you spit out of your mouth.

“Eh, should've known better before dragging ya into a bar and making you chug beer.” He sighed, feeling you lean against him while he continued to steady your movement.

“Probably.”

“Definitely.”

“Did you enjoy at least?” Hobie asked, trying to make some good of the situation.

“Mhm.” You crooned, stumbling over your own foot but never making it to the floor. He twisted the door knob that probably would've broken down if the breeze of air was too fast. “So where do you live?”

“Eh… my apartment.” You answered.

He chuckled at your ominous answer, “and where would your ‘apartment’ be?”

Huh… your apartment? It was on street… Your thoughts went blank. Did you just forget where you fucking live? yes. Yes you did. But if you think hard enough– nope. nothing. Maybe you shouldn't have drank that much.

With how long you were silent for, Hobie realized the problem. “Ya forgot?”

“I forgot.”

𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭: @the-kr8tor @missshelleyduvall @hobieszeze

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[whore-mel]

Y'all I'm back into my Michael afton phase. (I keep switching in between fictional crushes) So I'm going to write some head canons for him. Cause people see him as a rockstar fuck boy bully who's a jackass and the most handsome/popular boy in school. Sooo this is how I see him 🥰🥰

Michael afton head canons!!

He's bi. He sees hot punk woman and like: DAYUMMM. Then he sees his best friends and he's like: OHHHHH

He's a nerd. I mean. Come on guys. His dad is a business man. So obviously he was like: "if u fail math. I'm gonna shove a calculator up your ass." And then Michael is like : "😦".

He does play an instrument. Probably guitar and drums. And he is trying to make a band. Usually he and his friends play in Simon and Anissa's basement. (Anissa is chica bro, Simon is just a college student who is her brother)

He's not only a nerd. But a geek or a dork. Idk. He plays DND and he reads marvel comics and he likes math.

He skateboards. Like any time anywhere. Just likes it.

ABSOLUTELY hates dogs. Cause when he was 12. A Chihuahua absolutely ripped his shin and ever since then..he hated them. And is absolutely terrified of them.

He sucks at flirting. But his dorkiness got him two bad bitches. He also doesn't know how.

He started bullying Evan after Elizabeth's demise. Cause he says "it's Evan's fault he should've taken care of Liz". Even though it was Michael's responsibility to take care of his elementary school siblings.

His hair isn't long but isn't short. It's messy and he usually keeps it back by a metal hairband.

His go-to outfit is jean shorts and the grey tank top. 💀💀

He screams like a girl.

He's an artist, and he usually draws people around him.

He nags alot. Like alot.

He's definitely a golden retriever boy. He's all jumpy and smiley.

He smiles with his teeth and he probably has either dimples or freckles. Maybe both

He has tons of scars from dumb accidents or small injuries, usually on his legs.

He absolutely loves winter. Cause he gets to throw snow at his friends and no school. But he loves summer more.

He's the type of person to eat tons of junk food and not gain any weight. So he eats a lot.

He has braces. He says he needs them because he took his father's British teeth.

He prefers his mom's side of the family.

He was named after his grandfather, William's dad.

He's the type of person to text you "I FELL DOQWN THE STAIRS."

He has multiple bracelets and hairbands on him, cause "what if someone needs one!!"

Even though he has a skateboard and prefers a skateboard. He has a bike.

he loves chewing gum and popsicles. But he hates how fast they melt.

If you and him have never spoken and he randomly finds you walking down the street and he's bored. WELL! You're his friend now, whether you like it or not!

He's extremely extroverted, but he's bad at making friends somehow.

He's the type of person to gasp when he thinks of something great. Like "GASP! What if..." Y'know?

He's not the athletic person. He doesn't have abs or anything. But he's lean and his body in good shape because he helps his dad with the heavy metal and fixing the animatronics.

I don't think he ever thinks about sex. Most of the time just "DND..did I do my math homework..oh yeah..yeah I did..did I feed Elizabeth? No. Who cares..she'll feed herself. WAIT....where's my watch..? Oh it's on my wrist..forgot." I think that's what goes on in his brain most of the time

He's definitely a virgin. He stayed a virgin until he reached college. And he stayed a virgin until he died.

I think that's it. Idk tho. But here's my view of Michael afton!!! AHHHHHHH

[xx-j4nu5-c4t5-xx]

current concepts for the cursed swap au (VERY bare bones and badly explained bear with me)

basically, the curious brothers switch with nervous + the beakers and then the smiths, grunts and specters all kinda cycle

(are there really only five families in this town?? holy shit)

Here are some simple outlines of their new dynamics (all of these are still wips)(also the idea of a swap au is being stretched to its limit, the only things the stories have in common at this point is vibes 💀)

The Curious Brothers: After Tycho was taken by the government, Pascal kinda went insane. Whether it's the aliens or the military, he's always convinced that something is coming to get him. His brothers have been trying to figure out a way to fix everything, but because they're math science nerds and not brain science nerds, they don't really know what they're doing.

Neville (Nervous) and the Beakers: After a long, rough childhood of being fucked up and strange, Neville Muenda has settled down in Strangetown, in the hopes of finding people just as weird as he is. He's been studying magic for years, in an attempt to Velveteen Rabbit/Pinocchio his way into creating a son from a sack of flour (as well adjusted and healthy individuals do). His relationship with his housemates (the Beakers) is distant but cooperative, a sort of mutual gain. The gadgets and taxidermied animals all over the place ensure that Neville isn't disturbed by any visitors while working, and the Beakers get to microdose being involved in necromancy. Y'know, as a little treat.

The Smiths: Jenny's disappearance marked the end of PT9's entire world. Everything on the planet reminds him of her, and everything seems hollow without her. The landscapes and stars he once yearned to call home are now nothing more than backdrops without a subject. As soon as he gets the chance, he's taking the kids back to Sixam, in the hopes that they can escape her crushing, overwhelming absence. Who knows, maybe they'll even blend in better there than in Strangetown. But I don't think he's taking into account how all of this affects the kids. I mean, after all, why make connections when it's only a matter of time before you're whisked away into space?

Ophelia and Olive: The resident weirdos of Strangetown, there are dozens of different rumors going around about these two. While Olive has somewhat made peace with her odd lifestyle, Ophelia finds herself torn between the worlds of the living and the dead. Part of her wants nothing more than to be a normal girl, but she can't ignore the call of the darkness in her bones forever. Who really was her mysterious uncle, anyway? And what is that "family business" Aunt Olive keeps talking about?

The Grunts: The perfect nuclear family that's been portrayed time and time again by sitcoms and movies alike. A General, serving his country; a wife, who tends the house and takes care of the kids; and three boys who have somehow gotten tangled up as the main suspects in a string of disappearances. Will the ghosts of their pasts haunt the Grunts forever, or will they find a way to convince the world of their innocence?

If y'all have any ideas/thoughts please please lemme hear em 👂👂

[kipowolfton]

a while back I played one of those shitty fashion games because why not and uhh

I was getting the fugly 2d model woman ready to bedazzle and the game took her glasses away and didn't give them back

like, what? This poor ass cartoony woman can't see for the sake of a better look? What's so bad about glasses??? There's a thousand things they could do on level 1 to make her appearance turn better like, y'know, given her better glasses instead of taking them away completely whilst silently entailing that glasses = ugly

that reminds me of how in school we watched cloudy and a chance of meatballs and kids started calling me four-eyes for like the next week 💀💀💀 6 year old me was traumatized

What is so bad about glasses?????? Yeah I look like a nerd with these rainbow, heart rhinestone, gay ass specs but bitch I am a nerd

I will tell you 80 fun facts about Luigi, Mario,king boo, random math shit, and I will answer every question you randomly ask my church corner dwelling ass and there's nothing you can do about it.

[cinhomi]

RORA YOURE AN ART STUDENT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO MATH AND PHYSICS 😭😭😭

and SCHOOL??? ON SATURDAYS???? WHAT TRAVESTY IS THIS WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO 😭

anyways please get enough rest oh my god 5am is an ungodly hour 💀💀 hope you dream of something nice tonight like getting buried in jiddies 🥰 (or the interior designer was he cute 👀)

- titracha nonnie :3

BABY I DON'T KNOW the system decided I have to... I'm just a girl, I don't deseve this 😔 and yeah, a lot of schools here do saturdays too, we can say it's the norm... and I get up at 05:30am everyday, well, not on sundays!

he is cute, right age and all... likes manga and videogames just like me, rides a super cool motorcycle too 😊 he always tried to touch my hands, was sooooo attentive to my requests, did some jokes here n there, flirty comments & compliments, and he gifted me a scalemeter!! well I know it doesn't seem like a big deal but since I'm an artist and I told him I do projects and think about art installations, ambiences and all that he just... gave it to me and it'll be so useful AND THAT WAS SO SWEET OKAY I don't think they usually gift those to everyone y'knowー I don't know though, to say something more we should go out and I don't think it'll happen, but it's nice to have good guys develop a little crush on you, isn't it?

[littlelovelunette]

I have mockssssss! 😭 Okay so this is a long reason explanation...-

Academically: My mocks exams began this week and yesterday was Physics mocks paper which went borderline horribly and tomorrow is chem mocks paper and I'm DYING studying. This will determine whether I get to sit for my end-of-course exam next year so it's a lot of pressure. Also I have advanced maths mocks and general maths mocks next month so... again, IM DYINGGGGG. I might have to stop doing business classes too (big shucks, my favourite subject is business) but I wont drop the subject. It's my major so I can't drop it y'know...

Physically: Last several days have been total shit for me. I couldn't get a blink over 5 hours of sleep each day because I was up late either moderating the server or studying for my tests because my anxiety is so bad. There was so much drama in the Sevika server for about two weeks, I needed to stay up past 3 AM and that's ruined my sleep cycle now I'm severely insomniac. Last night I couldn't sleep until 2 AM. Also, I can't get food in my system idk why, my stomach is fucked from my mental issues. Yesterday I only ate like an egg for breakfast 💀 I'm passing out EVERYWHERE.

Mentally: I AM ABSOLUTELY FERAL MENTALLY. My BPD has gone down so fucking bad that every little comment is triggering me. I think it's because I'm not sleeping well but everyone's remarks/comments are hurting me. Like EVERYTHING RAHHHHH. I'm a person who never breaks things from anger okay? I've never even hit someone from anger but that day... I was so pissed I punched a mirror and broke it with one punch 💀💀💀 Moral of the story? Lunettes mental health is too fucked to write

Familial: There's way too much family drama in my household right now. If you think you're dad is enough of a scum for infidelity, wait till he shows you ALL the things he's capable of like forced marriage for a cousin of yours. And now you're left to clean up the mess because that cousin comes and cries to you.

Idk how I'll manage everything. I'm still writing but I'm just storing it in my docs and drafts. Forgive me if there are typos it's 7 in the morning, ima go make me a coffee and get back to the grind. Love you @zionzael for caring, babe.

OHMYGOD ANGEL FACE WHYRE U ON HIATUS @littlelovelunette

[33roda]

Yoooooo I'm back!! Any way I wanted to ask your opinion on something, who do you think out of all the genshin boys (minus the minors) would be the best subs/house wives? The obvious answers would be Diluc(he was the original male-wife after all), Childe, Thoma, Gorou and so on but I wanted to hear your opinion.

(And yes I may or may not have speed run finishing my math modules so I can hang out in Tumblr and chat with you some more, no definitely not- what you talking aboyt-)

-🥀/your local Diluc simp lmao

honestly I think gorou would be a cute housewife, but a bad one 💀 definitely burns your food and somehow breaks the brooms when he tries to clean, but you can't help it but smile at the way he's trying. he just presents everything with such a cute face

zhongli would be the best housewife ever omg. cooks, cleans, makes you tea, gives you massages when you need it.. sometimes you clean as he cooks, but it's worth it cus his cooking is just fucking scrumptious oh lord. you also have to buy the groceries and everything in the house but 💀 he's a very sweet wife. i imagine he'd be very intimate during sex as well, loves romantic sex!! would definitely light some candles before fucking too.

childe's only motivation for being a housewife is the sex frfr like he'd be cleaning n thinking 'i am about to get railed so hard for this' and that's what pushes him to do a good job. don't allow him to cook though because i just know he'd start experimenting with everything in the fridge and making you try it first with a smile on his face. like 'hey try this i spent a lot of time on it y'know :D' and it's the most gross-looking, foul-tasting thing you've ever seen. it's better you do the cooking and he cleans. loves watching you work out and helps you if you can't do certain exercises.

albedo gets sidetracked often while doing stuff.. like he could be making tea or something then he starts thinking and theorizing about things. literally pulls out a pen and paper on the spot and starts writing down/sketching his thoughts and completely forgets what he was doing in the first place. happens a lot when he's cooking so you have to get fast food a lot. if you work from home or start studying, he likes to sit (quietly) in the same room as you and work on his own stuff as well. very sweet, and watching him be happy at home is a very cute sight. loves it when you caress the back of his head and kiss him, usually ends up horny by it and just clings onto you until you've satisfied him. very submissive through it all, will literally have no complaints as you have your fun with him.

[n-xg-n]

I've never been so bored before.... God fucking damn it

Pic of the day:

Song of the day:

I just like neoni okay :']

Nah listen these past 2 days were bizarre like literally 💀✋

I'm too lazy to tell you cause I'm not even sure if it's gonna happen... Y'know what I'll tell you

So basically a few minutes before math today our teacher came into our class right, and she just straight up said "maybe just maybe you'll get a new classmate tomorrow"

Yeah she just said that.. i was staring at her like "I'm sorry what 😃" i was really confused but then she just cleared it out that it's just a maybe and if we do get the new classmate then we should respect them cause they're from Ukraine... We all know what's happening there. Anyway! I almost passed out later on cause i was too stressed out (it was right on math)

Anyway that's all i hope you're doing well and buh byeee! Love y'all <3

[i-may-be]

Hey! May I please get a romantic + platonic matchup with MHA and Haikyuu please? ☺

Intro: Ok so I've been having an identity crisis and I have no idea whether I'm an ISFP 8w7 or ENFP 7w8. But other than that I'm a bisexual girl who uses any pronouns, mostly she/they. I'm a Virgo, although I don't think I act like one and I think It's probably because I'm an Aries Rising and Pisces Moon 👀.

Personality: I'm low-key 2 different people 🤏🏾 bcs at school, a lot of people including my teachers think I'm innocent bcs I have an innocent looking face but when I start talking they notice that they're completely wrong 💀 I once told my teacher about how some astronauts got herpes in Space and explained to her how dirty my mind was after she asked me why I was dirty-minded 🏃🏾‍♀️ but other then being described as weird and dirty-minded, my classmates and teachers would also describe me as kind, quiet(maybe), chill, smart, athletic and overall a nice person to be around. Crazy thing but surprisingly this year, I've been getting a lot of attention from guys. Like tell me why I had some dude trying to get my attention on the first day of school 🤨 and a few months after that, some dude I knew told me he had a crush on me since MIDDLE SCHOOL! But I rejected him bcs number uno ☝🏾 I didn't like him back and numéro deux(I speak french as a second language 😈)✌🏾 He did some weird shit that made me block him BUT LITERALLY A DAY AFTER THAT some guy's friend pointed at me and went "Hey look! It's your girlfriend". AND I MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HIM AND 2 OTHER PEOPLE. And then a like a week before Winter Break another guy that I knew started being extra friendly and nervous around me and I'm pretty sure he has a crush on me now but who can blame him? I'm hot asf 😌🤸🏾‍♀️ Oh yeah! And there's also this one dude in my Math class that I make eye contact with all the time and he's kinda cute low-key BUT ANYWAYS, at home I would be described as a troublemaker, rebellious and selfish 😄 That definitely doesn't hurt my feelings hahaha(definitely moving out when I'm 18). I mean for real tho the only part that hurts my feeling is the selfish part bcs apparently I only care about myself. Sometimes I actually wonder if I am 🤔 I don't mind being called a troublemaker or rebellious tho bcs it makes me feel cool 💪🏾😩 and I'm honestly just sharing my own opinions and telling my parents that I disagree w/them so...but y'know other than all that my parents and sister included would describe me as loud, easily-angered(No one can ever watch movies w/me bcs if a character does something to piss me off, I will cuss them out), argumentative(being told to shut up is nothing new to me plus I also go off on my sister for fun but it's only bcs she did it first), funny(I think I'm funny bcs I make jokes and I laugh at them 😌), energetic, strong(I break absolutely EVERYTHING), competitive(Sometimes my sister hates playing games w/me bcs I get SO mad when she wins, I broke her chair once 🤭), dumb(I believed Mr. Bean was dead for years!), stubborn and talkative although I have a stutter.

Presentation: My fashion sense ranges from like Bimbo Y2k outfits to Male Streetwear fashion and in the middle there's some Cyber Y2k, Cyber goth, Gyaru, Scene, Hippie and Fairy stuff. And Sadly, I do not have most of these types of clothes but my friends and teachers constantly say that I have a good sense of fashion and love it when I match my mask with my outfit. I think a lot of people's first impressions of me are that I'm kind, outgoing and possibly chill especially bcs my voice gets really high when I'm talking to people for the first time(my sister hates it when I do this). Ooo I'm also really into piercings, tattoos, kawaii nails and GOLD JEWELRY(like hoops and rings) 😍🤤 Let's hope I get all those things for my birthday. OMG I forgot to add that although I may wear really "girly" outfits from time to time, my mannerisms are always the same. I could be wearing a sailor moon shirt, flared jeans with my hair up in pigtails but I'll sit on my chair like a dude 💀 According to my friends, I'm pretty masculine and according to my mom I was like a "boy" when I was younger bcs of how energetic and rough I was and still am 👀 I do have a very feminine walk tho, y'know with the hips swaying side to side.

How I am when I'm comfortable: I swear everyone thinks I'm crazy! I like bounce off walls and shit and I scream all the time! One of my friends literally said that the reason why I like f¡ckboy Eren so much is bcs I act just like him 😭 she literally said I would be the type of person to go up to someone and say "Hey mamas *lip bite emoji* and rub my hands together. There was also this other time when I was with a group of friends and one of them said that the nicest person has a 12 inch d¡ck and so I said that mine was obviously a 12 and y'know what they told me? 😢 They said I had a 7 incher I- apparently I am kinda mean 😔 low-key don't disagree tho🚶🏾‍♀️

Hobbies, Interests, Likes and Dislikes: I'd say that my favourite pass time activities would be dancing and reading xblack¡reader fanfics. I've been told multiple times that I have natural talent for danicng and have had multiple people ask me if I've ever been to dance lessons but I actually never have, I also do alot dances for school so it's mostly what people know me for💃🏾 I LOVE reading xblack¡reader fanfics because I've seen a lot of fics say "y/n blushed" or "... touched y/n's hair" and I'm literally sitting there like 😐 plus it's fun being able to actually relate to y/n while reading. I also love animals(I have 5 adorable rats), video games(My sister and I play Lego: Jurassic World(I know very random), Gang Beasts, Mortal Kombat, Stick fight: The game, Danganronpa, Night in the woods, etc.), watching anime (Especially sad ones cause I love crying) Hello Kitty motorcycles(I WANT ONE SO BAD) true crime(Although it literally keeps me up at night), horror movies (Because I love getting jumpscared), going for walks(They're never for long tho cause everybody I walk with gets too tired 😢), reading my Warrior Cats books(I never expected a book about wild cats to make me cry so hard but at the same time, I cry about everything 👀) and PROCRASTINATE cause I hate homework 😤 One thing I absolutely HATE is 9-5 jobs(my mom called me dumb for saying that 😭) bcs I feel like it's honestly a waste to spend most of my time to go to school for years and then work some job until I'm 69 😏 with weak knees and RETIRE‼️I need something that constantly keeps my interest and most things can't do that. I just wanna live my life to the fullest by doing everything I want without being controlled because I hate being told what to do 😭 OH YEAH! I'm also a part of my school's volleyball team! How could I forget that? 💀🤭

My type: My type is definitely someone who can match my energy and do chaotic shit w/me. I only live life once so why not do crazy shit w/the person I love? 🤷🏾‍♀️ I've never been in a relationship with anyone either but I know my worth and if somebody like me, they gotta show me 😝

My appearance cause why not: Appearance: Ok so, first of all I'm 𝗛𝗢𝗧 asf‼️🤪(you already know that 😩) But seriously I'm a brownskinned black girl around 5'6(I kinda wish I was taller so I could intimidate men with my height 😈) I'm fit although I don't excercise much (my friends are always talking about the fact I have slightly defined abs)🧍🏾‍♀️I have tiny ears which everyone seems to notice(I got them from my dad). I typically always wear gold hoop earrings! I also have 2 dimples, a tooth gap that I really love! ☺ and dark auburn dyed microlocs and eyebrows. Oh yeah! and I have faint smile lines(and a faint scar in that area) because I smile and laugh a lot, most of the time my family will assume that I'm lying although I'm not because I'm smiling 💀 I'd also like to mention that I smile and laugh while feeling any emotion except for sadness. It's honestly a problem but a fun problem hehe

Anyways I'm done! I'M SO SORRY FOR GIVING YOU MY WHOLE LIFE STORY 😭😭 Also thanks in advance! 💗💗

hello! thank you for choosing this blog for your matchup <3

HAIKYUU

PLATONIC MATCHUP: Kageyama Tobio

HOW YOU MET

You both got stuck on an elevator together. It was crazy.

Now you were both lucky that the elevator emergency button was working but you were both still stuck in there for a while.

You were kind of forced to talk to eachother cause could you just standing/sitting awkwardly with a stranger when it could take hours for you guys to get out??

Anyway, it did take hours so you were both kind of stuck, got to know each other a bit though and it was chill.

Very much an oddly comforting meeting, bc being alone in that situation would be horrifying let's be honest.

RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

When you mentioned that you believed Mr.Bean was dead for years(who told you that bs btw???) I was reminded on Mr Tobio. Anyway yall being idiots together?? True, real, consistent.

I'm not sure why... but I think his love language for friends is remembering their favourite things... Like you could tell him who your favourite paw patrol character was and he'd mention it like 3 years later without fail.

Imagining you guys talking in the bg and you're on about some dirty minded shit(like the astronauts+herpes) and you can just see Tobio's face get progressively more and more horrified. He is terrified of you I think, he just doesn't admit it.

Yk your rats??? Yeah Kageyama has no clue how to hold them. You could tell him about a million times and he would still have them at like arms length sat on his flat hands.

HANGING OUT

I feel like he would accidentally contribute to your trouble making and get introuble too. Like he would see you doing smth and he'd be like "what no don't do that" and then help you while trying to stop you(does that make sense??).

Volleyball practice moment. No clue what position you play but it doesn't matter bc you have enough dramam with the way it looks like this man is tryna kill you with how aggressive he is. Chaos erupts if you try to do it back, it's fun to watch.

Play Gangbeasts with him I am begging you. You'll hear him aggressively slamming tryna win through brute force and then he's like the first to fall off, it's funny. I also feel like he plays lego games??? deadass save him cause he has lego:indiana jones, the star wars one, the marvel ones. He's going crazy stop him.

I'm not sure why but I feel like he would be able to sit you down and tell you about the Warrior Cats lore??? Like he will tell you everything in depth it's kind of worrying.

ROMANTIC MATCHUP: Nishinoya Yu

HOW YOU MET

Tournament meet cute! When walking with Kiyoko, who was speaking to other managers, you both met!

You were waiting with your manager bc hey, you're not allowed to go alone and everything is safer with a buddy right???

When I tell you this man was so bored. He decided to start up a conversation with you.

You both actually had a fun conversation. Your manager was kind of confused for a while and Kiyoko was like "hmmm" for a moment.

You both parted ways, but met again at another tournament and where like "woah!!! i know this person!!!"

RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

I'm imagining him finding it hilarious that so many people have a crush on you. Not bc they're wrong, you're fucking awesome, but bc it's wild that some dude who's like 5'3 bet them to it.

Mf is so affectionate, you are SMOOTHERED with love all of the time and that is a threat. I feel like he tends to give words of affirmation and physical affection the most, but he will do literally anything for you, like if you told him to murder a guy he'd be like "ok cool, what do you know about their schedule??"

Deadass so patient with you when you stutter??? Idk if you're self concious about your stutter(I get one sometimes when I don't control how I speak very well), but this man deadass doesn't notice, and if he does he doesn't comment on it. He's just excited to hear what you have to say!!!

I think he could steal some of your jewlery. Idk why but he just thinks you have good jewlery and he's like "yooo, can I take this???" and he doesnt wait he just snatches it up and puts it one(unless your wearing it, that would be a lil aggressive).

HANGING OUT

He has a lot of nervous energy so doing active things or anything he can release energy with is common. A walk? He's out there in shorts and a tshirt in winter. Video games??? He's jumping in his seat like a 10 y/o playing roblox. I think you get me.

Very much fast paced conversations. I think neither of you have spectacular attention spans and get bored of things easily, so you two jumping between games, shows, and conversation topics together is fair and common. You both keep up well.

I feel like he has a horrible rhythm... but still dances with you. It's painful to watch, please teach him. If you do it'll be like that one arc in mha with the festival, and aoyama has shit dancing skills until Mina is like "umh actually" and helps him.

Hanging out with groups of people but you're both ignoring the main conversation and branching off into your own. Sometimes people talk about really boring things, not you two though. Elite people things ig.

MY HERO ACADEMIA

PLATONIC MATCHUP: Momo Yaorozu

HOW YOU MET

School moment. Anyway you were both in the same friendgroup at school (middle school I think??? idk foreign school systems are confusing).

Moving on, you both just happened to talk to each other more than either of you spoke to other people in the friendgroup, it was chill,

Kind of ended up choosing to be partners when you were both able to choose who you went with in group projects, choosing seats, etc

I feel like when Yaomomo really enjoys your company there is no escaping her /j.

But yes she found you cool when you both first met and she was like "that one, that one is a friend :]"

RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

Oh my gosh you're dumb/smart duo. Not that your dumb but compared to Yaomomo :((( you're done I'm sorry. You both just have very different areas of expertise, like how would she know that those astronauts got herpes??? Not her, but you would.

SHE'S SO COMFORTABLE WITH YOU AND IT'S SO SWEET????? Like she seems so uptight with her class but with you she can just go crazy and tell you about how they make tanks or something idk.

She is also has 2 personalities for school+friends. You guys being different at school and outside of school as you both slowly get more comfortable with each other is so cute :]

Compliments you sm!! She thinks your gorgeous and you are going to know it >:T Will fight anyone who insults you and they will lose. She adores your style and vibe!!! Hypes you up sm.

HANGING OUT

I feel like she likes to play story games while you're both hanging out or you're in call with her. She's over here losing her shit over how cool Night in the Woods is and how cool it is to play and you just have to sit there, she will listen to what you have to say but she will fight you if you talk shit :[

True Crime besties!! Definitely with you looking into some murderer's case. Probably has strong opinions about people who romanticise murderers. Very much hates going outside after looking into true crime, she gets scared.

Horror movies!! She's very much someone who likes to feel scared and then find sense in the fear she feels. Subscribes to the "horror can be feminist theory". Film analyser sm you will be so confused and we all will it's ok.

You teaching her to play the littlest bit of volleyball :] She is so so very grateful. She likes to do it as a form of excercise after you teach her a little. I highly doubt irl volleyball is anything like hq volleyball in the sense that they thinking of huge psychological tricks to use on their opponents at like 16 but yaomomo is going to do that and it'll be wild.

ROMANTIC MATCHUP: Mei Hatsume

HOW YOU MET

You were probably roped into some crazy fucking scenario with her experiments so it was wild.

Like her little machine thing-y was small and you tripped over it, it would not be fun and you probably had a scrap on your leg :(

She was apologising and helping you with ANOTHER bot dude who was there to help people with injuries :]

it was very much surreal, especially because the bot dude was super gentle and like??? it's both??? how does that work???

but she was very sweet and apologised in her sort of ecentric way.

RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

I'm iffy on this one cause idk if you'd love her or hate her. I feel like it's one or the other with people and hatsume. Anyway I hope you love her cause she is absolutely decking you out with the coolest gadgets. It's her love language <3

I think her calling you cute and giving you cute nicknames is something she does a lot. She does literally anything to see your cute fucking smile holy shit. She has a two track mind and it's you and her lil creation babies(not children the mechanical ones).

Your rats adore her and she adores them. I have no clue what any of their names are but she has some shortened nickname for them because she really likes nicknames??? She handles them really well to it's cute <3

I AM BEGGING YOU TO TELL HER WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE FIC YOU'RE READING. Like for example in a fake dating one she's like "omg you are not telling me that they fall inlove with each other after fake dating that's crazy" No bc she is so genuine because she doesn't notice consisent tropes.

HANGING OUT

I feel like she would like to code stuff into games for you??? Like mods and stuff, like you see in amongus and minecraft or smth??? I don't know if that makes sense but you can look them up probably.

Motorcycle rides!!! She rathers them over cars or bikes n others. ALSO I still don't know if you want a Hello Kitty motorcycle specifically or you just like both Hello Kitty and motorcycles???? But anyway she'd make you a cool motorcycle with a Hello Kitty design.

Shopping together!!! Definitely likes giving gifts so she will pay for whatever you want(if she can afford it idk how much money she has). Your clothing style(s) are going to be what fills your wardrobe in no time cause she will not hestiate to gift the clothes to you.

Very much likes to listen to you talk while she works on her things :] Especially if your frustrated and just need to rant a little she's here and she's listening!! If you want her advice she will try her best to help do what's best for you and what'll help you.

[kiri-ah]

JONGHO KING HELLO

I don't really play guitar lol I'm just considering it because I'd really like to be able to cover songs, and it would be nice not to be limited to songs with instrumentals out, y'know?

It's too late to do homework tbh I get mine done before 5 pm or I procrastinate 😐

I like drawing ✨live things✨ like animals and plants, but I'm not good at all. They just sort of come out of my hand and I wake up the next morning like ???

Today I have planned ✨homework✨ 🥲

Here is my to-do list:

Spanish HW

Lucky Letters meeting

Study for PSAT

Science HW

Math Study Guide (and test?)

Laundry

Guitar (learn to play C)

Writing (at least 100 words of STSMTI)

Also I broke a plastic plate this morning 💀

Have you been eating enough lately?

hello cutie :> how are you? <3

Hai~

I'm SUPER hormonal today so I've already cried once and I've only been up for an hour.... But I listened to Shinee's new song "Atlantis" and ate breakfast which was good I guess. I'm still hungry but if I eat more we won't have enough food for breakfast later in the week so I'm just trying to limit myself. I'll eat a snack in like 2 hours. I also really need some water but I don't want to walk to the sink 🥲

Today I need to study for my exams and do homework for all of my other classes because for some reason they decided that giving us extra work during exam week was a good idea?! I also need to finish Something To Sink My Teeth Into this week, and I sort of want to learn how to play guitar and I can play a total of one (1) chord so far :D

What about you? It's 8:10 am here, so it's about 7:40 pm in India, right? How was your day? you flirt