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veganism is much too extreme but our planet burning and being deforested and overgrazed to nothing is, what, nice and moderate? leisurely and we got plany off time? what kind of casual, slow Sunday morning solution do we have to this very calm issue? yall are too funny
#your children are going to grow up in a wasteland. have fun telling them why#‘i liked cheese tho :(‘ is gonna sound pretty fucking lame when it’s 110 degrees on the first day of summer break#everyone’s just waiting around for corporations to do something. CORPORATIONS. THE THINGS THAT ALWAYS DO RIGHT BY US YEAH?#those selfless entities run by men who care so much about the women disproportionately harmed by this dire situation#famously they care so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️#don’t worry they’ll DEFINITELY text back ❤️❤️❤️❤️#yo i am so capital Pissed today i can’t even breathe lmfaooooo#v#vp
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‘Chenford through pregnancy’ head canon
Just some little things I have imagined of Tim and Lucy during Lucy’s pregnancy.
Tim will be so protective of Lucy. His eyes scanning every room they walk into to make sure there’s no danger.
That man will rub Lucys feet every night without her even having to ask. They’ll be sat on the couch together and he’ll just lift her legs up and lay them on his lap.
They will both be so smiley at ultrasound appointments, Tim’s hands in Lucy’s, stroking her hair and every so often kissing the back of her hand. He’ll be so in disbelief that this is happening and he’s living this life with his love.
Lucy will make a joke about how the baby would be their ‘little boot’ and even suggest buying a personalised onesie with ‘baby boot’ written on it 🥺
Tim will constantly ask Lucy ‘have you eaten ?’ ‘Do you need any thing, I can get you whatever you want’ and Lucy will rub his arm and say ‘Tim, I’m fine, you don’t need to worry’ then gives him a quick kiss which completely lowers his anxiety on the matter.
I feel like Lucy would be the opposite of Nyla when pregnant, and instead of being really happy, she’ll often get random bursts of anger; basically the opposite of her usual sunshine persona. Aaron will be so on edge the whole time on patrol 🤣Tim will just let her rant to help her get her frustrations out like the good husband he is. He also speaks to Aaron on the side to tell him to just let Lucy have her moments of anger and to just support her. He also sneakily asks Aron to text him updates throughout the day to make sure she’s okay.
I don’t think they’ll be the type to throw a gender reveal party. They’ve seen too many of them go wrong on the job 🤣I also have a feeling they’ll want to be surprised at the birth of the biological sex of the baby. They ultimately don’t care what they’ll have, they’ll love that baby no matter what ❤️
However, Nyla and Angela and Tamara will most definitely throw Lucy a baby shower! They’ll play games and decorate the whole place. It will be hosted at either Angela’s or Nyla’s and they literally force every single person to bring gifts for her and the baby because she’s always gotten the best gifts for them and Jack and Leah. Lucy will be so touched, she’d get a little teary and face time Tim to tell him all about it and show him everything. Tim would be so happy his wife is being spoiled as she deserves ❤️
Tim has definitely told the rest of the officers to call him on his phone or on the radio if they hear anything about Lucy, or if she needs is help but is being too stubborn to ask for it. (You know that man will do anything for her.)
Lucy will constantly talk to the bump every day. Singing to the baby and telling them the story of her and Tim. Tim would overhear one day, but instead of alerting her of his presence, he just stands at the doorway with a smile on his face and the most adoring eyes you will ever see. He gets his phone out at one point and videos it so that he can watch it in his office during any breaks he has.
Lots of cuddles and rubbing of the bump. Tim’s softer side will really shine when Lucy is pregnant. His camera roll is basically just pictures of Lucy. It’s the only thing he thinks is worth photographing ❤️until the baby comes and then heel have another addition to his cavers roll.
Lucy’s Lock Screen will definitely be the ultrasound scan.
Lucy and Tim will ask Tamara if she can paint the baby’s nursery for them, saying that they’d love a piece of her in their child’s room ❤️Tamara will be so happy to do it and will paint the most beautiful mural for the baby. Lucy would for sure cry and her and Tamara would have a heart to heart, Lucy telling Tamara that her love for her won’t diminish in the slightest just because she’s having a baby. Tim would also reassure her by saying she can come by whenever she wants, no need to ask. And hell offer that they all have a family dinner together every week 🥺❤️
During birth, Lucy will obviously be in pain, but Tim is the most comforting and supportive birth partner (he’d give James a run for his money and we know how amazing James was) he’ll constantly give Lucy back rubs and wipe the sweat off her face. He will whisper her words of affirmation all the time, telling her how amazing she’s doing and how much he loves her. He’ll definitely question the nurses and doctors a lot to make sure Lucy is receiving the best care (I mean, we remember the needle episode right ?) times that by 100.
Then their beautiful, sweet chenford baby will be born and they’ll be in their own little love bubble ❤️
#therookie#chenford#therookiechenford#timbradford#lucychen#ilovethem#babychenford#chenfordfanfic#chenfordheadcanons#headcanons
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Y’all uh I had a submission but I accidentally deleted it I want to cry but uh enjoy they sent me a Haikyuu randomizer pintress pin so if that’s You pls comment,dm, or send me an anonymous message because thank you sm❤️
Synopsis- Haikyuu random life
Paring - Tsukishima,Ushijima,Ennoshita
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1st life
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“God I’m so nervous for tomorrow” I say laying down on my bed FaceTime with Watari
“Why are you nervous your not even playing?” Watari asks laughing
“Oh hush I’m still nervous this is like the first practice match and I gotta do my manager duties to T or they’ll kick me off the team!” I say and he laughs again making me glare
“If you came to Aoba Johsai you wouldn’t have these problems” he says shrugging with a smirk
“Haha very funny” I say rolling my eyes
Watari been my friends since 5th grade ever since I saved him from some bullies and we’ve been attached ever since that was until for my first year or high school my friends got the bright idea to move.
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“You ready ?” Tsumu asks ruffling my hair
“Yeah…no” I say
“You’ll be Fine your an amazing manager does do what you usually do and you’ll do great” Samu says and I give him a big hug
I don’t have a favorite brother but if I did it’d be Osamu
“Hey! Where’s my hug?” Tsumu says smirking and I roll my eyes playfully giving him his hug as I depart from the subway
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“Alright Karasuno on there way is everyone okay?” I ask and I see nods and hear agrees
“Nah I think I broke my arm” Lev says smirking
“Lev I’m gonna actually break your arm shut up” I say glaring, he knows how nervous I am
“Don’t worry your pretty head Y/n everything gonna go fine”Kuroo says smiling at me and I smile back
“Thanks Cap” I say and Karasuno walks in
My eyes dart to them and my heart feels like it’s beating 10x faster not because the practice match is about to start but because of a certain blonde haired boy
“Woah” I say and Kuroo laughs
“Oogling at the other team?” Kuroo asks and I walk away embarrassed
“No” I grumble
They say there thank you,s shake hands and start
“Hi im Kiyoko” a Beautiful Girl with raven colored hair says smiling at me
“I’m y/n!” I say smiling back
“What year are You?” Kiyoko asks
“First” I say and she nods
“I’m a third year”
“Woah”
She laughs and it’s beautiful what about her isn’t pretty
I hear celebrating from Karasuno
I think the blonde guy made a good block
“That’s Tsukishima “ she says and I’m shocked
“Are you a mind reader?!” I ask and she laughs again
“I wish nope I just noticed you glancing at him” she says smirking
“Nope!”
“Sure Sure”
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They have a like a million sets but I have to admit I’m seeing them go
Yamamoto and the bald guy from Karasuno say something about protecting pretty managers or something like that
I feel Kiyoko grab my hand and pull me towards Tsukishima away from everyone
Shit
“Tsukishima this is y/n Nekoma manager” Kiyoko says smiling and he nods
“Hey Y/n would you like to exchange numbers” he asks with a stoic expression and I nod
Holy crap!
I walk back over to my team to see Kuroo and Yaku smirking which makes my happiness melt away
“They grow up so fast” Kuroo says fake sniffing
“Oh shut up” I say rolling my eyes with a smile
“We’re proud of you Y/n” Yaku says giving me a hug gosh I love him he’s so amazing
“Thanks Yaku senpai” I say with a smile
“Is Alisa picking us up?” Lev asks and I nod
Me and Lev are classmates. One time I was talking to Lev after school and Alisa his pretty older sister spotted us and offered to drop me off. I declined of course but when I explained I rode the subway she wouldn’t take no as a answer explaining girls my age shouldn’t ride the subway alone and she had a point prior I had rode the subway with my older brothers
It definitely helped strengthen me and Lev friendship and he’s probably my best friend but I’d never tell him
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2nd life (won’t let me add text after a image 🥲)
Classmate - Sasuka
Mentor - Oikawa
Lover - Ushijima
Best friend - Ennoshita
Childhood friend - Hinata
Rival - Aone
Siblings - the Yamamotos
School - Itachiyama
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After ease dropping of Oikawa little argument with Ushijima I rush out from my hiding spot
“Ushijima!” I yell
He looks behind him eyes soften
“Your not Even gonna say hi” I say fake sniffling
He walks up to me and gives me a hug
“I apologize” he says with a soft smile and I return it
“Eww get a room” Oikawa says fake gagging
“Way to ruin the mood Oikawa senpai” I say rolling my eyes reluctantly letting go of Ushijima
I give him a kiss on my tip toes making him stunned of a second
“Don’t wanna keep up your team see ya Ushijima” I say waving
“Wakatoshi” he says and I giggle
“Sorry, Wakatoshi” I say and he has a ghost of a smile and walks away
“I can’t believe your dating the enemy” Oikawa says
“Correction your enemy” I say
“I’m positive it’s a one sided beef anyway” I say shrugging and he gasps dramatically
It hurt to see my Oikawa team loose but I can’t lie I was rooting for Karasuno I mean all my friends go there and I got to see Aone loose this has been a good week. I don’t hate Aone or anything we just have a little middle blocker rivalry. I play middle blocker for It Itachiyama and he plays middle blocker for Dateko. We accidentally met after I went against there girls team and we stayed and saw there match. I challenged him to be my rival which he nervously agreed to
I met Ushijima in my first year after Itachiyama beat them at nationals. I fell in love at first sight and after hanging out and a few dates we started dating.
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Monday
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“Oh my god and he was sooo hot you don’t understand Suckusa”I say smiling laying my head on my desk
“I really don’t” he says disgusted. I can tell even without his mask
“Your a hater” I say rolling my eyes and he shrugs
“I don’t even know what you see in him, he’s such a dead inside guy” he says
I give him a look
“That’s the most hypocritical shit I’ve ever heard” I say laughing and he glares
“Whatever”
“Oh and you need to retouch your roots your starting to look like Atsumu” he says
“You ass hole!”
I grumble
“Whatever I’ll ask Yamamoto to touch up my roots when I get home” I say rolling my eyes
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In orchestra we had a sub no nobody ain’t playing shit
“Who you texting” Komori asks. He’s Sakuka cousin
“Wait let me guess Sakusa,Hinata, Yamamoto,Ennoshita, or Hinata” he lists with a smile
I deadpan
“Is that seriously all who I text” I say looking at my phone like it’s gonna comfort me
“I mean…” he says with a smile looking away
I glare playfully
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3rd life
Lover - Ennoshita
Mentor - Aone
Classmate- Fukatachi
Rival - Ukai
Sibling - Sugawara
Best friend- Iwazume and Oikawa
Childhood friend - Asahi
Team - Dateko
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Ding
“Hey Mr.Ukai”
“Hey coach”
“Ugh why are you here” Ukai says groaning
“That’s not nice Mr.Ukai” I say fake pouting
“Suga is your player” I say hand on my hip with a smirk and Suga glares at me
“He’s obviously talking about your annoying ass” Suga says smirking at me and
“HAH?!”
I cough trying to gain composure and not cuss Suga tf out
“Anyways Mr.Ukai when is yall Next Match” I ask looking at the candy in his store
“Why dont You ask your brother who,I don’t know goes to Karasuno”Ukai says glaring at me
“Well your the coach shouldn’t you know these things” I say glaring back
“How about instead of bothering us at practice matches you just ask that boy out so you can get out of hair” Ukai says laughing
“SHUT UP I DONT LIKE HIM” I say and Suga laughs too
“Fuck you” I say glaring at Suga
“And for the record I don’t just come to matches for Ennoshita he doesn’t even play no offense to him I go because of my amazing baby brother” I say smirking at Suga who gives me a disgusted look
“We’re twins how the hell am I your baby brother?” He asks rolling his eyes grabbing him and I some candy
“Well I popped out first so I’m older” I say smirking
“Mom only told you that to make you feel better” Suga says laughing
“SHE DID NOT”
“STOP ARGUING IN MY STORE”
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“Look you got us kicked out…again” Suga says sighing
“I did not! It was your fault” I grumble
“n/n?!” I hear an annoying voice call
“Why are You stalking me Oikawa?” I ask smirking
Oikawa gasps
“Hey Sugawara, hey n/n” Iwaizume says with a smile
I walk up to him and give him a big hug
“Wowwww how come he gets a hug and I don’t” Oikawa says with a pout
“Sorry I dont hug stalkers” I say and he gasps again but even louder
“What are You two Doing out here?” Suga asks
“Well Iwa Chan and I wanted to sit back and relax and enjoy our evening when all of a sudden I hear this agitating,grating voice” Oikawa says and Suga bust out laughing
“Oh shut up Shittykawa” Iwaizume says and I laugh
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The other two btw
#haikyuu masterlist#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu oneshot#tsukishima x reader#haikyuu ennoshita#ennoshita chikara#ennoshita x reader#haikyuu ushijima#ushijima wakatoshi#ushijima x reader
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Love Reading 🎇 - April 2024 - Virgo
Singles:
Who is Coming In: 8 Pentacles & King of Swords
Regarding: 4 Wands
Long-Term Potential: 2 Wands & The Sun
This could be someone that’s literally working on your house, or lives right next door. Could also be someone you work with, or you somehow interact with them through your work. For someone there’s a heavy travel or long distance vibe - this may be someone you’ve always known that’s left town for work, moved somewhere else, they’re in the military, or they’re from somewhere else. 4 Wands shows “homecoming”, so if they’re away they’d be traveling back towards you - assuming that’s the hometown. Or you would be needing to travel in order to visit their family and see their “home”, maybe childhood home or home country. A move may be involved, not necessarily though, some of them just work somewhere else, travel for work, much of the relationship is long distance or through phone calls and texts for a period of time. Long-term, it has potential, but both of you would probably have to sacrifice something and it’s a conscious *choice*, you both have to choose it. Especially where to live, that seems like the biggest conundrum. One of you will probably travel to see the other, and things can progress from there, especially if you haven’t seen each other ever or in awhile. It looks good, they seem decent ❤️
Messages:
- Curvy Boy/Girl
- You make me feel alive! ☀️
SHIP 🛳️
- Cutting Ties
- Moving On
- Receive What You Need
- Progression & Arriving
Signs you may be dealing with:
Leo, Aries, Aquarius & Libra
Couples:
Them: 10 Swords, Wheel of Fortune, 7 Pentacles rev
Regarding: Knight of Pentacles
For some, this is an ex you share a child with, and you’ve moved on to someone new, they consider this new person the enemy. Very protective, maybe jealous but I’m getting more like a “my territory” kind of vibe - especially regarding their kid/s, celebrations, traditions, that kind of thing, they don’t appreciate someone else “taking their place” - that could be the current situation. They wouldn’t be the first ex to feel that way, you’ll have to give them some grace in that respect. I do see them having healed from what happened between you, but it took a lot of time, definitely wasn’t an overnight thing. If they had any hopes of reconnecting, probably not, but whatever was there came to the surface as soon as they found out you moved on - also normal, they’re having to deal with that. Knight of Pentacles could be your child, or just you, it’s Virgo energy of consistent effort, someone dependable and reliable, every single day without fail. It can also show they’ve put a lot of work into this connection and it’s failed, that could be their biggest issue with this. What was it all for?
The other story I’m getting is that you two are actually great, but it’s people outside of them that are the snakes 🐍 and it would be several, three in particular. Could be work most likely, could be your family or even your ex & whatever you’ve got going on with that, especially if co-parenting. They would be the reliable ones, showing up and getting shit done, they’re not drama or problematic and it’s like people are coming for them, betraying them, possibly firing them? Or twisting the situation at work around so that they’ll quit, something like that. Sure, you can work here, but we’re cutting you down to one day a week. Swapping theirs with another’s - again this sense of possession, maybe taking their position or a snide sister taking the seat next to you at a gathering - something like that. They feel hurt, betrayed, they’re not worried about it but they feel like they have to sacrifice or give up on people/efforts they’ve really tried to make work.
Messages:
- Shy 🙈
- Combined Families
THE SNAKE 🐍
- Competition & Enemy
- The Other Woman
- Look Over Your Shoulder
Identify yourself by your thoughts and feelings and not by what you own.
You: The Hierophant, Ace of Pentacles, The Tower
Regarding: 6 Swords rev
If you’re marrying the lover that destroyed your relationship well…you’re not going to get the best reception. I don’t even get it’s just the ex, it’s probably the whole family to some extent, even if they don’t say it out loud. If it’s someone unrelated to the former connection, it’s still not really received well because of how fast it’s gone or…for this Hierophant I’m getting family, you could come from a strict religious background, a certain code of ethics or behaviors you were taught, like there are ways we go about things here and Virgo has decided to lose their mind instead - per them. It’s a Tower for anyone involved with this, a new relationship, now you’re in love again, risking it all for some person everyone else is like…huh? You don’t have to deal with it until you deal with them, probably holidays and such.
For story 2, you may be stepping up to help your person afford what they need to afford with this Tower in their career, which ultimately affects you too. If it’s your family, you’re both returning for some event and it’s same shit different day, or work either/or. I don’t see you able to do much, at the bottom you’re just heavily burdened and biding your time until you reach victory in whatever situation. Get over it, more or less - if these are your people. The feelings you have for this person are genuine, you’re happy to take the risk, you want support from your people, or you’re giving it to your person because they need it, and you love them. Financially, emotionally, in whatever way they need you, you’re there. They do recognize that, even if you’re apart. Or that *was* the connection, and that’s what’s changing? Because of the dreams card, this could be some level of soulmate, could be a past life connection, there could be some mystical or otherworldly element to your relationship. You could communicate through dreams or some kind of eerie telepathy, though you’re both stubbornly resistant to each other - or the situation - in real life, you particularly may receive guidance and inspirations in dreams, whether about this person or not.
Messages:
- Mama’s Boy / Daddy’s Girl
- ✨ I see you in my dreams ✨
LOVE CALL 📞
- Expressing Love
- Messages of Love
- Thinking of You
- Informing You
When you get down, call on your angels.
Mutual: 4 Cups, Death, 4 Pentacles
Regarding: 3 Pentacles
A mother could be the center of the backstabby energy or the ringleader of the show, for some of you. Or the ex maybe/spouse, again children are highlighted. For story one, where this person was probably more cooperative initially, or asking you over to fix things, trying to be around you, sort of trying to fix something…leaving the door open more or less. Ha now that song started playing in my head. Circumstance or message idk, I’ll add it anyway. Those days are done, this person is now heavily resistant, holding grudges, acting possessive and pissy where you’re concerned. They judge you heavily in any of the ways you’re giving to others and not them, doing for others and not them. That’s mirrored too. Both of you act like you no longer care about the other one, what’s done is done, and you’re both pretty negative about the other one’s involvement in your life. It was a choice, but now it’s forced. Why? Because you like each other, or love/d, it’s not easy. If you’re dating/getting married, they may now be determined to do the same.
For the second story, both of you have backed off from cooperating with any of these snake-like people with snide shit to say, especially if family. You’re not going to come around to be hurt by Mom’s nasty comments, Mom can get over herself - that’s what I’m hearing. Anyone with the intention to wound, is cut out ✂️ and if they want to cooperate that’s fine but like, prove it, you want appreciation & kindness from others, you’re not putting up with childish bs. That’s fair. People may think you owe them or something, and you don’t owe them shit, they earn your affections by being supportive & loving people, where’s the confusion? 🤷♂️ For work, your person could be actively saving money to eventually tell this place to fk off, and neither of you cares about it, you’re cooperating with each other.
TEDDY BEAR 🐻
- Interested in You
- Blooming Romance
- Flirting
- Want to Date
Don’t try to gain love by being someone’s slave. Remember that you matter, too.
Signs you may be dealing with:
Heavy Cancer, Gemini, Capricorn, Scorpio & Taurus
#Virgo#astrology#love reading#april 2024#tarot#tarot reading#tarotblr#tarot blog#singles#couples#relationships#Spotify
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besties.
request ; @okhereigo: hello! can i request friendship headcanons with dazai? sorry for my bad english ^^’ btw, your blog is beautiful ❤️
# tags: headcanon; ada!au; human!reader; friendship; overprotective!dazai; comedy; some fluff; sfw
includes: gender neutral reader ft. osamu dazai {bsd}
author’s note: cutie :((( your english is very good, so don’t apologize to me!! also thank you so so so much for your warm words about my blog!
↘ Let’s start with the fact that you don’t have the ability like your best friend.
↘ That’s why Dazai feels responsible for you and is always worried about you when he’s at work or when he cannot call/text to you.
↘ However, if you two go out together, he always has a flower or other small gift (like chocolate or teddy bear) for you because you are his dearest person. His most beloved friend.
↘ I imagine that you two met in a random lovely cafe, so you are in the habit of going there for the weekly tea and sweet cheesecake.
↘ Usually he pays, but in return you always invite him over for dinner.
↘ Dazai loves your cuisine/desserts, so he’s very happy to pay for everything.
↘ You aren’t in love with each other, nor are you a couple, but you look like that, when two of you watch movies in your/his flat or when both of you go for a walk along the river.
↘ I mean, you know... You two hugs a lot, sleep together (he’s a big spoon, wbk), you often hold hands. He also kisses your forehead... From time to time you brush his soft hair and made some little ponytails on his head. He, in return, gives you his own long, brown coat when he sees that you are cold.
↘ He’s really caring and lovely towards you.
↘ Sometimes he even acts more like your father than a best friend.
↘ When he sees that someone is trying to get your number and you don’t want to give it, he pretends to be your boyfriend to eliminate the danger.
↘ You always hit him in the stomach with your elbow, although you are really grateful for this help.
↘ He will definitely brag about your joint photos to the rest of the Armed Detective Agency and will praise your appearance and all the good sides of you (like all your hobbies, your pretty voice, intelligence and music/book taste).
↘ They’ll get fed up with it, that’s obvious.
↘ Kunikida will probably throw him out of the window more than once...
↘ When he introduces you to his friends from the Agency, they will definitely like you, but Osamu will warn them all that you are his and only his.
↘ He will tell them not to fall in love with you because it will break his smol and sad heart.
↘ So they have to keep their hands to themselves.
↘ But back to the two of you.
↘ I think you are the best people for yourselves who will help each other get rid of the complexes.
↘ You don’t like your figure? Dazai certainly say three times that day that your ass is so freaking hot. #Its_Time_To_Simp.
↘ The detective has a bad day and he would like to disappear from this world? In less than half an hour, you are in front of his room in the Agency’s apartment complex with a big bag of rented movies, snacks and cheap alcohol from supermarket.
↘ I think there is no better pair of friends than the two of you.
↘ And there is no greater support than what you give him when he’s hurt/sore after mission, and than what he gives to you when you just feel lonely/unloved.
#— 🍓#bungou stray dogs#bungou stray dogs headcanons#bungou stray dogs x reader#bungou stray dogs x you#bungou stray dogs x y/n#bsd#bsd headcanons#bsd x reader#dazai osamu#dazai osamu headcanons#dazai osamu x reader#dazai osamu x you#armed detective agency#armed detective agency x reader
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