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elladanns · 2 years

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It's time i speak my truth: we were robbed

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chloecherrysip · 1 year

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Mario watching his and Luigi's commercial in Punch-Out Pizzeria

#mario movie #mario movie spoilers #mario and luigi #super mario bros #super mario bros movie #super mario bros movie spoilers #cherrysip edits #if you got notifications about gifs from this set yesterday shhhhhhh i was having PROBLEMS #anyway i'm currently working on a gifset for the whole scene of mario getting back up in the pizzeria but then I HAD THIS IDEA #and i was like 'wow that sounds like a comparison that's going to cause me emotional pain' and i was right it absolutely did :) :) :)#[gesturing wildly to gifs while tears stream down my face] U DON'T UNDERSTAND MARIO IS IN THE EXACT SAME PLACE BOTH TIMES #the first time he's nervous but also SO excited and happy about what the future is gonna bring and seeing this commercial is #the culmination of everything he and luigi have been striving for and they're holding each other tight and the world feels wide open #and the second time everything is different. mario has been beaten down. he is terrified and aching and exhausted and convinced #that everyone has been right about him. he's a joke. he's a failure. the only thing he's ever done for his brother is drag him down.#but then he sees the commercial and everything comes back. the joy and the excitement and him and luigi against the world #the only difference is that he doesn't have his brother next to him and that's everything. mario doesn't feel whole otherwise #mario always does his best but when he and luigi are together working in sync he truly feels like anything is possible #and now his brother is out there somewhere in the chaos and bowser isn't gonna stop. he's gotta get up again. he does get up again.#IT'S A LOT BASICALLY. IT'S A WHOLE LOT AND I LOVE THEM DEARLY

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dayurno · 3 months

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what if jean's french canadian. real inquiries only

#id stop liking him #IM JOKING but omg. can you imagine #the idea came to me because im getting ready watching canadas drag race and i was like oh my god... he could be canadian #we don't know. we don't Know. he could be canadian #txt #jean

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sunderberry · 3 months

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More of my "Valentino owns Husk's soul" AU. Husk is not having a good time.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin husk #hazbin valentino #valhusk #valentino #husk #obligatory “i don't condone valentino's actions nor are his actions reflective of my own i just think he's a good evil character” tag #he's evil here and husk is having a bad time and THAT'S THE POINT #sigh anyway #part of this au is just an excuse to put husk in dresses (as always)#i tried to make the handcuff bruising look good but shrug #someone once made a drag wueen husk au which partially inspired this #and one thing that stuck out to me was husk being forbidden from speaking due to his voice being too deep and masculine #and anyway hell yes i love that #take it a step further and maybe husk is gagged most of the time too #also saw a hc that husk goes nonverbal at times #it was partially a joke hc bc he didn't speak at all in episode 2 #(horrible he needs to be the main character actually)#but anyway i like that too #i just think husk not talking is cute #sun art #suggestive?#idk man #yes husk's wings are clipped :)

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marc--chilton · 5 months

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house and wilson. but they are cats. warrior cats, if you will,

(bases by googaoo!)

#warriors #house md #james wilson #gregory house #hilson #(because it goes without saying i think)#sometimes house uses a stick to get around but as cats sometimes it's more trouble than it's worth #and on bad days his leg tends to drag hence the scarring on his foot #house's little forehead mark is kind of a joke on how people put stars on leaders #which i love but thought it would be funny for house to have a mockery of that #'starclan gave me the power to see through your bullshit' (he would use human curses obviously)#and wilson gets markings like labcoat and tie :) and gloves!#i love wilson but he's like some guy. a pretty guy of course but i couldn't think of him being otherwise terribly #interesting as a cat. just brown. brown cow #i'm just getting to season 3 so i feel like i don't have Enough to give them good names Yet #in the meantime i guess i could go with goldentouch for wilson and icewhisper for house

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ilovedthestars · 1 month

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i'm only about 3/4 through the neon court on my reread, and i apparently didn't write anything down in all of the midnight mayor, so this is by no means a complete list, but please enjoy:

Some Ways People Have Described Matthew Swift

“He’s a sorcerer. […] Doesn’t stop him from looking like a starving pigeon, does it?” (Vera, MoA 320)

“You look like a piece of rotting road kill.” (Blackjack, MoA 357)

“This is a new one. […] Me talking to a bloody mystic power no less, disguised as a guy with a face like a soggy sandbag” (Blackjack, MoA 360)

“You’re not that guy who keeps on getting beaten up by inexplicable mystical darkness, are you?” (Dr. Seah, TNC 131)

“You’ve done well, Matthew. While resembling a chewed-up rodent you’ve still managed to make them afraid.” (Bakker’s ghost, TNC 307)

“Bloody hell are you all right I mean obviously you’re not all right you look like a fucking bulldozer has been using you for practice and getting it wrong but I guess what I’m asking is, are you bleeding internally?” (Penny, TNC 408)

*page numbers are from my trade paperback copies, which are roughly 500 pages long

(In his defense, some of these take place immediately after Matthew has been beaten up by inexplicable mystic darkness. However, considering that he spends approximately 50% of his time in that state, i think those are still representative)

#stars has thoughts #matthew swift #when i say he is the embodiment of the 'sad wet paper bag of a man' vibes that tumblr often gets attached to #i am not exaggerating #people describe him like that ALL THE TIME #TO HIS FACE #don't get me wrong he's a three-dimensional and nuanced character #it's just also a running joke how he's incredibly magically powerful and also looks like the cat dragged him in #and it's hilarious #madness of angels spoilers #the neon court spoilers #(only if you know what you're looking for)

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theinfinitedivides · 1 year

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hey YRF if John and SRK don't have a homoerotic moment that sets the stage up for an AU hate f*ck at least once in this film just so we can fully cement the latter's consistently rumored sexuality i'm suing for damages

#film: pathaan #pathaan #bollywood #srk #shah rukh khan #john abraham #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #for legal reasons that was a joke #(only partially *cough*)#but no you don't understand. John is back to his Dhoom era but DILF edition. according to the trailer we are dragging Pathaan #back from whatever exile he was in #he is also coming in DILF edition #although if both you and Kabir are in exile atm i'm going to put that down and say maybe they f*cked. idk don't quote me on this #bc the only thing i can think of that would drag a man back to the agency like that is 1. a threat to the country or 2. the promise of d*ck #that he does not already have #so what better thing to do upon your return than potentially f*ck the enemy #and get a girlfriend who pulled off a look that screamed butch lesbian (the bleached hair!!! the short cut!!!)#like the bisexual you are #ykw the more i wait for this the more salty i am that i will not be able to see it in theaters #most likely i will have to wait for the Prime release and that is too long for me not to be planning a whole ass queer plot in my head #that doesn't exist in the real world #brb going to cry now

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langernameohnebedeutung · 1 year

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Don E secretly watching Blaine from behind the curtains while pretending he isn't home is literally one of my favourite things about Don E's first appearance on the show bc it's such a brilliant note to start their dynamic on like-

he literally looks over Blaine's shoulder to make sure that this is not a set-up. Don E reuniting with Blaine for the first time after the boart party has the energy of:

#once again remember that joke that Blaine is the femme fatale of izombie? yeah don't make me elaborate.#fandom #izombie #I mean this aspect of their dynamic was kind of what I was about when I wrote 'conditions and all'#one day I will definitely gif this scene but man the lighting already tells me it will be a drag

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eudikot · 1 year

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I keep getting beautiful mp100 fanfic artworks on my feed which means I have to open that fanfic and save it for later, but they're coming at me faster then I can read them please help stop posting captivating fanfic artwork.

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dragon-spaghetti · 7 months

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Oh btw I think I might be haunted so that's fun

#drag rambles #I'm like. half joking LMFAO #the past 3 times in a row that I've walked outside in the dark #a streetlight has turned off right as I went under it #and I don't mean like. a specific streetlight that might just be faulty #it was different ones 💀💀#also the other day I was debating again about possibly getting crutches and as I was thinking this #i came across a fuckin. abandoned crutch in the middle of the street #which is one hell of a coincidence and made me laugh v hard 😭#anyways. think I'm going to bed bye guys ✨

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korrasamibottles · 1 month

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#uhhhhhhhhhh i don't feel so good.#velcinta homoerotically patching up each other's wounds is about to become another wip i never finish. i can feel it.#been trying to exorcise sw from my body and mind and then andor gives me a literal no joke lesbian couple..........fucked up #and like what if i stopped worrying about alienating my tumblr friends and started focusing on dragging you all down with me. hmm.#sw

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selfshippinglover · 2 months

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craving the touch of teeth on skin

#cicisays #hate being a bottom #just thinking about fangs being dragged across my throat is enough to get me going #the stinging and gnashing of teeth #groaning and shuddering #out of fear and anticipation #eyes stinging with hot tears as I gasp #call me ur little rabbit #eat me whole #or slowly #whatever you like #tell me how good i taste #the way red stains my fur only makes you hungrier #tell me you adore how i whimper and squirm #how your hands around my neck fills you up with heat #how the sounds of my bones breaking fills you with ectasy #lick at my wounds and pet me as i weep #run your hands over my bones so that i feel you in the very core of my being #i'm trying to let myself express my desires more whoops #its uh #its strange but good #not as bad as my brain always shamed me into thinking it was #but still an adjustement #at the same time #i don't halfass anything on feelings so now that I'm giving myself the room to feel it #i just wanna dive in headfirst #oh the poor little rabbit leaves himself open #what will happen when the wolves come out?#lmao jokes on you that's what i wanted

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fireflowersims · 2 months

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I hate Dutch frats (corps), they will destroy restaurants, infect covid, engage in stunning amounts of misogyny, doxx ppl en masse, have the most obnoxious accents and pull shitty practical jokes on the public that result in your Achilles tendon getting so fucked up it still hurts like a bitch six months after the incident. Fuck the corps and all its offshoots and mutations. Get fucked, fuck off, fail your classes, may the beer be out of stock, step on shit-stained legos you motherfucking aso's

#non sims #rl stuff #netherlands #nederland #in other news if anyone know if a stupid student corps in the Netherlands once detached a bus stop bench and dragged it across the street #then contact me cause I want some damn damage payment for my achilles tendon and the depression from those mofos tyvm #I am not kidding you have no idea how much a torn achilles tendom messes you up mentally #I am still angry about it and I will never not be angry about it #those mofos really dont know what their sick jokes can actually do to ppl. tons of steel falling on tendon = months of physical therapy #defund the corps #I don't care if it's a cultural thing I want justice for my fucked up achilles tendon #things I think about everyday

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gible-love-nibles · 3 months

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Everyone today: Happy Valentine's Day! Hope you get lots of love from your F/Os today!

Me with my giant ass F/O list:

[LOUD + gun and violence warning] [It's the "THEY JUMPING ME" video]

#🐉🎮.txt #VERY BIG JOKE POST. A SLASH J IF YOU WILL #i don't have much for the holiday today; i've been in a big slump recently that i can't. really explain #i am trying to drag myself out of it little by little!#but enough about my mental health; y'all come here to watch me be a clown (JOKE)

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capsiclesteebrogers · 2 years

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a team bl*ck stan on twitter posted a list of team green crimes and acted all high and mighty and i just... do they realise their team did the EXACT same things? the call is coming from inside the house and you still open your mouth? morally, there are no good sides in this war. all the characters did/will do something terrible.

#anti team black #anti team black stans #team green #and they claim team bl*ck is the more decent ones #they completely forgot their team harassing emily carey and olivia cooke #making fun of ewan mitchell's looks #joking about blood and cheese #AND MORE #YOU ARE NOT BETTER #the amount of team bl*ck stans i've seen shitting on ewan...#he doesn't even have social media #he didn't do any interviews just a short bts video #HE SAID NOTHING FOR YOU TO DRAG AND SHIT ON HIM #but because you freaks do not find him attractive you think it's right to put your worst takes #and don't even get me started on what they say about phia saban (who is absolutely gorgeous)#they have no leg to stand on #rant over

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torgawl · 6 months

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"argenti is pretty diluc" "diluc if he was done right" take my man's name out of your mouth. is this the guy you're talking about??? he looks like he could be the sparkly dude from mha's brother

#diluc is pretty diluc actually #you wish argentina looked like official art diluc #you wish argentina had charming bug eyes #and you say he's a knight of beauty??? where??? did someone forget to turn on the gaussian blurr???#ps. this is all a joke #for legal reasons 😂#but omg diluc gets dragged everytime a new character comes out let him rest he's overworked shsksjsjb #it's not his fault he was a victim of first patch release 😩#i think we as a community (genshin players) should drag ayaka and her airplane landing track forehead more ✊#but i digress #i kept trying to remember who argenti reminded me of and still can't get the other character #i know but i don't know

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