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[inamortawinchester]

Goodmorning! I wish I was still in bed but at least I look cute in this fit 💔

[fantasy-girl974]

Hello everyone! 💕

This is an announcement to say I’m going on a hiatus starting tomorrow until an indefinite date in February.

The reason is because I will have to undergo an important operation tomorrow morning. No worries, I’m doing okay, it’s something that has to be take care of 🫂

******** So in case, if you see my reblog account @fantasygirl974-reblogs still running, it's simply running on queue and I'm in fact not around 🫣

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Thank you as always for all the love on my arts everyone! See you soon and take care ❤️✨

[freudianbargain]

the best puppies are the ones with cluster b disorders btw

[cauterizedpod]

Welcome to the year 3000,

A lot's changed and they live underwater, but I hear your great, great, great granddaughters aren't doing fine 💔

A new science-fiction/horror/survival audio-drama about the things we leave behind and things we've yet to discover: Cauterized

Some MP3 players hold up surprisingly well after 2000 years!

More info to come soon! Produced currently by one very passionate mom

[n4rval]

heya you don't have to post this unless you want to, I just wanna say it's really kind of you to be so supportive of my lil side project. it hasn't gone unnoticed and I appreciate you <3 (but also please don't ever feel like there's some kind of obligation to keep up with it)

hope you're doing ok and taking care of yourself! may the wingdings be with you (he's always with you) B)

(i may have accidentally neglected my inbox on my brainrot frenzy)

well, you will be happy to know i use my social media as my own little personal archive – so i always only engage with and share things I feel like it resonates with me! you know, on a personal level.

don't forget i follow you because i genuinely enjoy what you do and i will keep supporting you 🫂

[dewitty1]

Saturday Six (Stuff)

The Dude (@super-ultra-mega-kami-guru-blog) comes home Monday night!( ´͈ ॢꇴ `͈ॢ)･*♡

I guess the kittehs have been good company. Leeloo has been a typical kitten aka a terror. (^・ω・^ )

As much as I don't want my parents to interfere in my business I do want my mom to ask her bestie, WTF, because I did an estimate for her and I have heard back and I need money like now. Mom said no, and rightfully so, but still, lol.（’-’*)

Speaking of parents, Mom asked me to come hang out at their old people gratitude dinner today. Umm, yeah no thanks. Once was enough. I'm fine hanging out with myself.٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)ᵒᵏᵎᵎᵎᵎ

Seriously the worst part of being a small business person is worrying about money. We hates it.( •̀ω•́ )σ

And even though he's a jerk about it, Dad is helping me get tires on my car. That's one good thing, he'll always keep the car up. Though he still calls it "his" car. s(・｀ヘ´・;)ゞ

Bonus: Happy End of Daylight Saving Time weekend! Tonight most of the USA imitates Cher and turns back time, the Standard clock. WHEEEE. (not fun. We hates the dark) (´～`)

[chickenwingexpert]

@makoza

Baby, baby, baby. We have got to come up with like a tag system or something. You can't keep jump scaring me like this. Please. 😭😭😭

[cable-knit-sweater]

I posted 5,990 times in 2022

That's 5,990 more posts than 2021!

787 posts created (13%)

5,203 posts reblogged (87%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@musette22

@justconfettiandsomeddew

@gay-jewish-bucky

@cable-knit-sweater

@sparkagrace

I tagged 5,737 of my posts in 2022

Only 4% of my posts had no tags

#chris evans - 1,780 posts

#stucky - 1,759 posts

#sebastian stan - 997 posts

#fan art - 577 posts

#bucky barnes - 437 posts

#steve rogers - 434 posts

#evanstan - 339 posts

#fic rec - 242 posts

#maya answers - 223 posts

#rpf - 214 posts

Longest Tag: 147 characters

#i need chris to tell me where to send my medical bills because i definitely slapped myself when he said ‘look at that mug!!’ again 😤😤😤😤😭😭😭😭

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

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#4

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#3

“I mean the stache in this movie is a little more groomed. You-you took that photo from the play right, the broadway show? No that was violence, you chose violence, and I’ll never forgive you for it” - Chris Evans for ET Canada

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#2

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My #1 post of 2022

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[inamortawinchester]

Outfit I actually wore. The coat is vintage, I got it from Vinted. Its the same base outfit as earlier but I put on white over the knees socks and chunky boots, that's also more the store I work at vibes.

[zodiac-senpai]

With the details for DLC2, "Matricaria" (sequel to "Myosotis", which was basically Yujikiri-topia), we not only get a new story but also a lovely new character who might as well be the newest addition to Kirito's ever-growing male harem~

Meet 【 Log 】（ログ, Rogu)

As "Kirito" would describe him:

"A young man, dressed in burly attire, possessing a delicate face and slightly tan skin. He had short, pale green hair, with part of it worn in a low ponytail. His aquamarine-green eyes were sharp and his right eye was covered by a thick black patch with a small blue bead tied to it. Neither slender nor bulky, his abdomen was particularly well-toned..."

As we can see from his design, he has dayum muscles, and my god, they're beautiful 😳💚

I just can’t with his abdomen 😮‍💨💕💥 The lighting is just 👀👌🏽💯💖

I love his crop top armor so much it’s… just so tempting… Kirito is going to lose it at some point and just start groping him to his bisexual heart’s content 🖤🍆🏳️‍🌈🍈💚

As we can see, his weapon is a one-handed axe and shield, which makes sense with his Tank class, and desire to “protect” Kirito~

The fact he wears an eyepatch on his right eye most likely means that he broke the Right Eye Seal on his own, meaning he went against the Taboo Index.

One of the rules in that accursed thing is that you basically “can’t fall for someone of the same sex”, which was the reason why Dakira was converted into an Integrity Knight. And given Log’s obvious gayness for Kirito, it’s likely he broke through the seal all on his own 🙌🏽

He really spent the whole trailer talking about wanting Kirito’s attention, even if for a moment 🥺 💕 To be gazed at by him, be important to someone, compared his yearning for the Black Swordsman to hunger itself 💖🙈

OUR BOI BROKE THAT EVIL SEAL WITH THE POWER OF GAY ✊🏽

Official Trailer:

And in the key visual we see Kirito putting his arm on his shoulder with Eugeo~

And in the PV, Kirito was the first one to look at Log and was practically staring at his abs 🤤🥰

Of course, who can BLAME him? 💕😳 (Those back muscles... 😩😩😩)

Point is, we are truly BLESSED with this upcoming DLC and I think we should appreciate Log, the stunning love child of Iskahn, Bercouli, Eldrie, and Renly, more 💕💕💕

[melting-sugar-cubes]

𝓑𝓲𝓰 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓛𝓲𝓼𝓽 𝓞𝓯 𝓢𝓮𝔁 𝓠𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 {𝒄𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒎 𝒗𝒆𝒓}

1. If you had 5 mins alone to get yourself off right now, without your phone, what would you do and what would you imagine?

2. If you had 5 mins alone to get yourself off with porn right now, what would you type in the search bar?

3. Have you ever had your own underwear in your mouth?

4. Have you ever had someone else’s underwear in your mouth?

5. Has your underwear ever been in someone else’s mouth?

6. Have you ever masturbated to any of your friends? If yes, when was the last time? Who was it?

7. Do you think any of your friends have ever masturbated to you?

8. Have you ever masturbated to someone’s selfies before?

9. Do you have sex dreams? If yes, when was the last one?

10. What’s the most surprising discovery you’ve made about your own body?

11. Has a neighbor ever seen you naked? Did you like it?

12. Have you ever seen a neighbor naked? Did you like it?

13. Put your hand into your underwear and type a reply to this with your other hand. Say whatever you want, so long as you’re touching yourself as you type.

14. Do you have any of your own nudes on your phone right now?

15. Do you have anyone else’s nudes on your phone right now?

16. Have you ever posted a nude of your own online?

17. Have you ever sent a nude via DM or text?

18. What’s your go-to nude pic to send to someone. Describe the angle, lighting, body part etc.

19. When did you last have an orgasm? How did it happen?

20. How often do you masturbate?

21. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?

22. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

23. People who like pussy - what’s your fingering technique?

24. People who like dicks - where’s your favorite place for your partner to cum?

25.  Have you ever gotten…sex juices…on your clothes before? That can mean anything you think it does! Tell us about it.

26. Have you tasted yourself? If so, then what did you think?

27. People with dicks - have you ever tried to suck your own dick? Did you manage to? How was it?

28. How long do you usually masturbate before you cum?

29. What’s the best orgasm you’ve had in the past few months?

30. Describe your nipples. What color are they? What size are they?

31. What is your pubic hair like right now?

32. What sex toys do you own?

33. Have you ever worn lingerie?

34. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex? Did you cum?

35. What underwear do you have on right now? Do they make you feel sexy?

36. Have you showered since you last had an orgasm?

37. What’s the most embarrassing porn you like to watch?

38. Have you ever put your finger in your own ass?

39. What’s the last object you put into your own body for sexual reasons?

40. Would you say you’re more of a top or a bottom? Or are you somewhere in between?

41. Have you ever slid into someone’s DMs? Did it work? If yes, what was your technique?

42. Have you ever fucked in public? Where was it? Did you get caught?

43. Would you ever fuck a couple?

44. Are you a good kisser? How do you know?

45. Do you have a crush on a barista or bar staff you see regularly? Have you ever fantasized about them?

46. What dirty talk actually turns you on? Is there anything that makes you cringe?

47. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at once? If yes, tell us all about it.

48. If you were tied up on my bed and blindfolded right now, what would you wish I would to do to you?

49. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever asked someone to do in real life?

50. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever asked someone to do while sexting?

51. Do you have any recurring fantasies you keep coming back to? Do you think they’ll ever happen?

52. What was your most shame-filled orgasm? Why?

53. What’s the messiest you’ve ever gotten during sex?

54. What’s the messiest you’ve ever got when masturbating on your own?

55. Have you ever paid for porn?

56. Have you ever paid for sex?

57. Do you eat ass?

58. Have you ever had your ass eaten?

59. Have you ever ejaculated onto someone’s face? Was it deliberate?

60. If you could fuck anyone at all right now, who would it be? Do you know them in real life? Do they know you like them?

61. Admit something sexual that you’ve never told anyone else before.

62. Are you masturbating right now?

In the interest of making this list of question more rp oriented, I decided to trim out blog centered ones and slightly alter a couple others-- However! A link for a reblog of the original full sheet can be found above~ As such, the only credit I take is for the slight alterations made to a couple of the above questions--

Send them via anon, or not. Whichever you'd like~♡

And remember, if you reblog this from someone then sending them an ask from the list is the nice thing to do, but reblogging from a source is always the best ♡ Also, please only reblog/send in if you're 18+, thank you ♡

[raylex]

🎫 here's a gush pass ^^ feel free to gush about whichever f/o you want, however much you want, then send this ask to 3 other self shippers!

HIII JIL THANK YOU FOR THE GUSH PASS i will ramble on about pierre my STUPID beloved whom i adore oh so very much <3 putting it under a readmore because. i. am gay and ended up writing much more than i anticipated

HE IS SO. OK first off. for my followers who know absolutely nothing about this franchise!!!!! let me tell you about my love here

pierre is an alternate dimension counterpart of rusty pete (ANOTHER f/o of mine. goofy drunk space pirate) he's a ROBOT and a PIRATE and FRENCH and BISEXUAL and THE LAMEST GUY EVER, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH <3. he prides himself on being SUCH a gentleman (swoon) but everyone thinks he's just kind of pathetic, even his own crew (who have tried to get him executed multiple times for various reasons including but not limited to: having a terrible singing voice, blowing up his own ship, and being a general dumbass)

AND HE REALLY IS A DUMBASS (AFFECTIONATE) i joke about hating him all the time and how dumb he is but I REALLY DO LIKE HIM A LOT I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS IT OTHER THAN. THROWING HIM INTO A BLENDER.

i want to KISS HIM i don't CARE that he doesn't have lips and neither does my s/i, i will FIND A WAY we can kiss like wall-e and eve do with a little spark of static <3

i think he would try to act super charming and suave with me but actually turn into the biggest softie in the universe if i even as much as Tried to reciprocate his advances... it'd be SO CUTE!!!!! also he would totally call me by the cheesy french petnames he always uses, he would call me mon amour and mon petit chou and i'd giggle at how super corny that is but actuallyget incredibly flustered i am flustering MYSELF imagining him calling me. mon amour... 😳😳😳

there is this one dialogue from him when you're fighting his crew on molonoth he laughs and goes "so tenacious! je t'adore! our looting was so boring until you arrived, so merci for livening things up!" anditMAKES ME PHYSICALLY BLUSH I JJJJJUST. HEART SO FULL OF LOVE ALL FOR A FICTIONAL MAN. JE T'ADORE?!?!?!??!? god and his voice is SO CUTE I COULD LISTEN TO IT ALL DAY i just . I just! H!!!!!!!!!

[ardberts]

😭💕 😭💕 😭💕 😭💕 😭💕 😭💕 😭💕 😭💕

[kuvvydraws]

I'm sorrybfor the spam reglogs on the caramel bitty account qwwwwwq

NONSENSE I JUST SAID IT WAS GOOD

DO YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY IT MAKES ME TO SEE SO MUCH GREEN IN A SEA OF RED???

IT'S. G R E A T

[dewitty1]

Saturday Six (Stuff)

Took the Dude, @super-ultra-mega-kami-guru-blog the Airport in on Wednesday. Saw a young black bear casually having breakfast just before the top of the Pass, and some turkeys politely crossed the road in the crosswalk in one town. Otherwise, it snowed off and on the whole time after we left. But we made it there, and the Dude made it to Colorado, and I made it back home. So all is well. ♡(•ི̛ᴗ•̛)ྀ

My yoga instructor believes that my neck pain is due to lack of strength in my front shoulders and chest. Guess who gets to work on planks, and push ups? ٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)ᵒᵏᵎᵎᵎᵎ

Leeloo is discovering parkour, as kittens do. I fear for my TV. (^・ω・^ )

I was not happy to see snow so early. Though I should not be surprised. Effing climate change. (*｀へ´*)

I bought a new rug for my living room, and had to move a big book shelf with dvds and knick-knacks. I have concluded that I have too much good junk, and I'm basically a neat hoarder. (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑

Tried sleep aide and it only slightly helped. I guess I just get to live with tiny bursts of sleep now? Idek anymore. ヾ(*´ー`)ノ