#dont let the book decieve you

[lily-ohfally]

Some outfits I like on him♥

[okerum]

people who put all their energy into hating teresa annoy me a lot, tbh. of course, people can have their own opinions, but its when people go out of their way to rip on her at EVERY CHANCE they get without spending even a SECOND to try to understand her or put themselves in her shoes.

i highkey hate the way the movies portrayed her, but in them, she placed the wellbeing of the entire world above her own. she explicitly asked that her friends NOT be harmed-- and i think blaming HER for the harm that minho faced even more than janson or ava (the fully grown adults who hold the power) is silly and extremely misplaced. there wasn't really ANY good option in her shoes-- choose herself and her friends and let the world die around her, BECAUSE of her, or choose the world around her while letting her friends continue to suffer, also because of her. there is no winning for her. she wanted to help people-- she thought that if she made a deal with ava, she could help people while minimizing the harm to her friends. and once more to emphasize-- she is 16. she is a child, and i dont believe in the movies she even HAS 16 years of memories to help her make good decisions. she was told by WCKD that she could help people, and that is ultimately what she cared about the most. WCKD, and more specifically ava and janson, were the ones who lied to her, manipulated her, and misled her. and since the cure WAS possible in the movies, her actions were even more justified! it's so weird to me how people act like she was so heartless and like she purposely hurt people when we see time and time again that she cares DEEPLY for everyone. you'd have to watch the films with your eyes closed not to see it.

and in the books, (i only read half of tfc so bear with me if i'm missing info) she only betrayed thomas, she warned him beforehand, and she spent the entire rest of the series trying to make up for it to the point where she sacrificed herself to save him. thomas was her EVERYTHING. she betrayed him because she thought he'd die otherwise. she would do ANYTHING to avoid that-- she'd decieve him, she'd hit him, she'd sacrifice herself for him. not to mention, since her memories weren't swiped, she was still entirely under WICKED's thumb-- the YEARS, the DECADE they spent grooming her and manipulating her into trusting them, doing their bidding, the lies they told her, are still affecting her. she's still 16. she's still a child. once again, to blame her for her actions that she was specifically groomed into by WICKED, instead of WICKED itself, is extremely misguided and a little gross to me, honestly.

in the movies, teresa wanted to help as many people as she could even at the cost of her friends. in the books, teresa wanted nothing more than to keep her lover as safe as possible, even at the cost of his trust and any possibility of love between them. she's simulataneously selfish and selfless, kind and cruel. she's all too willing to give up her own wants in order to reach her ultimate end goal, all too willing to put people in harm's way to prevent any further pain. once you look at her for just a few seconds, if you try even an ounce to see her character for what it is, you'll see a child who was put in a position where she had to make a decision no child should ever have to make. no child should have to choose between their friends or the world. no child should have to choose between their lover and themself. and no child should be blamed for their actions that are a result of grooming enacted by a number of fully grown adults who understand fully what they're doing.

if you don't like her, again, that's okay!! she made bad decisions and she hurt people in the process. but before u start talking down on her, before u proclaim your hate at any chance you get, think for a second about how she could've ended up there. and dont insult people for liking her. because on tiktok, at least, people are really bad about that Dx

[peachysnzs]

genshin snz headcanons

i caved here are literally All my genshin snz headcanons cause im thinkin so hard rn

albedo

def sneezes in fits but tries to stifle whenever possible

uses his elbow most of the time, but sometimes when hes especially deep in a fit he ends up just sneezing desperately in the air

quiet and breathy

tries to make his sneezes as discrete as possible but the further in fits he gets, the more desperate his sneezes sound

every time he has a buildup to a sneeze, he kinda just shudders leadin up to it yknow

he always tries to be cautious and not get anyone sick when he is sick bless him

ok this fucker inhabits an ice mountain theres no way he doesnt get at least a *couple* colds

mona

sneezes in likes twos, threes

this is so unoriginal bcs hydro vision but like her sneezes are def at least a bit wet-sounding

uses tissues when avaliable, but if not she just kinda turns to the side

loud and high-pitched

she sneezes relatively suddenly and it takes her by surprise sometimes

tbh mona feels like somebody who’d have allergies and being all sniffly and miserable looking and still try to deny that shes allergic to anything and that youre stupid for thinking so. very tsundere.

speaking of sniffly her nose probably just constantly runs like a tap when shes sick

she wouldnt even try to keep her germs to herself and would be disgusted at sick ppl even if she was the one to get you sick

hu tao

literally almost never sneezes* but when she does its singles

uses her elbow and covers her mouth, ty hu tao for being a good snz role model

kinda low and naturally soft

long ass fucking buildups! her nose just kinda itches for a whole two minutes and her breath wavers before she sneezes quickly

so for the asterisk * i kinda lied, she sneezes up a storm only when sick, she has kinda a subpar immune systme so whenever shes sick she just is stuck with sneezng consistently through the whole day til shes dizzy

jean

also sneezes in singles, occasional doubles

alternates between using hankerchiefs if avaliable or just her elbow

i feel like jean is the type of person to like excuse herself right before succumbing to a fit

small sneezes, decently graceful

i feel like shed had a dust allergy honestly

jean literally will not take sick days even when she has awful colds, and while she tries not to get ppl sick she does a kinda awful job at it

amber

two to four usually

elbow once again, but sometimes when shes gliding she cant really use her arms so she just sneezes in the air

squeaky def, high pitched

she def has hayfever and one day opens her glider and its just covered in pollen

no build ups to her sneeze, just a sharp inhale and then the snz

eula

we already saw her snz so

either single sneezes or long ass fits, no inbetween

sneezes into her gloves, but when her sneezes start to get messy she switches to a hankerchief

breathy and feminine

cyro characters get colds cause i say so

no fr tho eula just miserable w a cold and just constantly having to duck foward and sneeze into her gloves

half of her cold is her denying shes sick even when she looks absolutely horrible and the other half is complaining about how miserable she feels and demanding people to do things for her

childe

doubles usually

he sneezes into the air or in his hands this fucker would never sneeze in his elbow

messy and desperate

long! ass! fucking! buildups! he tries to hide the hitching with his builds ups but hes not at all good at it

his sneezes get so much messier the sicker he is, until hes practically just dripping

dont be decieved by the way he hides being sick, he desperately craves being coddled whenever hes sick because of his home life

suprisingly good at caretaking

diluc

triples and quadruples i feel like

elbow primarily, but sometimes uses tissues

loud and rough

he tries so hard to hide his allergies but it never works because his sneezes are always so loud

fuck it give him all the allergies

his voice gets stuffy so quickly when even in like a five foot vicinity of flowers, and his nose itches so much to the point where it feels like hes just constantly building up to another sneeze

has probably sneezed on someones drink at least once while he had a cold

kaeya

almost only fits and he fucking hates it

he usually pinches his nose to stifle but if he cant manage he either quickly goes for the elbow or just ducks his head down and sneezes towards the floor

shaky and itchy-sounding if that makes sense

yknow that little gasp people do sometimes before sneezing i feel like hed do that

never takes sick days unless forced to by jean or diluc, and ends up shambling through his daily tasks shaky and feverish and sneezy

he tries to stifle but it really does not work

rosaria

singles, and if u catch her sneezing she’ll probably make you swear to silence

literally just in the elbow

honestly i feel like shed sneeze like a kitten, or just really high and femme

she sees being sick/allergic as a sign of weakness so fights sneezing very hard. like u can see the visible effort she makes pinching her nose and shit after her breath hitches even once

also one of those dumbasses that stifle way too much and doesnt take sickdays

ningguang

doubles unless shes allergic, then its fits

she has a fancy ass lace hankerchief she carries w her speficially for snzs to look ‘proper’

she forces her sneezes to be elegant, sneezing naturally is loud tho

small buildups but v audible breaths building up to a sneeze

she has a good immune system but when she does get sick she gets it bad and tries to cover up her flushed face and red nose with makeup

without people around her she just lets herself be miserable while sneezes, lettting out small little “..guh...” after a particularly bad fit

beidou

doubles or triples

beidou would also like never use her elbow, shed sneeze in her fist even if the sneeze is messy as hell

loud and proud of it

look all im saying is beidou is a walking health hazard whenever sick, she doesnt try at all to keep colds to herself and can and wil sneeze into her hand only to shake yours seconds later 

no buildups, just sudden sneezes that scare the shit out of people tho

very very fucking messy

half the time does not care if shes sick, she doesnt really feel like she needs to take sick days because she doesnt feel that bad and stuff like that

lisa

singles and occasional doubles

she keeps tissues on her and uses them relatively often

delicate and proper

the idea of lisa having a dust allergy is just everything to me, like she blows off dust from a book and ends up stuck for a few minutes with her nostrils flaring until she finally sneezes desperately into a tissue

rarely gets sick, but when she does milks the hell out of it to be as lazy as possible. like “oh im feeling so awful rn, maybe a kiss will make me feel better?~”

venti

fits fits fits

hands or elbows, really depends on how hard the sneeze hits him

decently loud and a bit high pitched

look venti is an anemo god all im saying is when he sneezes the wind picks up, and when he has fits its enough to push you over

to remedy this he just avoids everyone when sick and avoids cats with a a passion

buildups are very breathy and desperate

his nose runs so much near cats and he makes a godddamn mess of himself the longer hes around them

cats absolutely love him regardless

xiao

he gets fits only bcs i say so

literally either just the air or his hands because nobody ever taught him that he should like cover his mouth properly when sneezing

quiet but messy

the idea of xiao w just torturuous buildups does something for me. he’ll be stuck there w his breath hitching and hazy eyes for like a whole minute before he finally just ducks into his hand and makes a mess of himself

he does not understand being sick and absolutely hates it when he does get sick, 100% tries to power through it and ends up a fucking mess by the end of the day

his sneezes get stuck so often

his nose gets so fucking flushed and twitchy after a while of sneezing

ganyu

doubles or triples

sneezes in her elbow most of the time

soft and low

when she gets sick she gets so sleepy, her sneezes just kinda draw all the energy outta her and she usually ends up taking a nap

shes allergic to dogs too bcs why not

she doesnt want to bother people when sick or get them sick too so she usually takes copious sickdays until shes absolutely certain that she cant get anyone sick

zhongli

triples literally always for some reason

either into his fist or into a hankerchief

low and masculine, a bit loud

doing the same god shtick with him, the floor tends to shake whenever he gets particularly sneezy and stuff on cupboards can and will fall over when in the vicinity

no buildups really, hell just be in the middle of talking and then he blinks a bit and then sneezes roughly

he doesnt really take sick days but he doesnt really deny hes sick either, just kinda tries to get through the day despite feeling awful

[idjitlili]

I can be the God of your Orgasm.

Loki x reader

(Not my image)

Summary:Some how ending up in Sakaar ,Valkyrie ends up taking you under her wing,no not her horse Aragorn,for a year ,until some Gods show up.

Word count:1768

Warnings:Language

A/n: Couldn’t end it , last time I touched this was October. Uhm, there’s a picture of Bowie, probably TMI here, but he was the first man , I ever you know over.Double aswell. I’m sorry.

You just a young woman in y/c ,heading to college your average routine ,but you never made it. Instead you had tripped over into a puddle ,but yet again you were decieved ,it was a portal. You hadn't/only left your country ,let alone been on another planet. You didn't think that was even possible;magic nor to be able to breathe on an different planet,well that was what you were told by the government. No you weren't a flat earther,thats bloody stupid. However you felt like the government hid a lot.

Michael Jacksons death,Heath Ledgers death,River Phoenix's death, Princess Diana's death , David Bowie, Obi-wan,it just seemed a little suspicous, not saying it was definitely them covering up the murders but...

Anyways so you fell into the puddle into a some rubbish ,literal rubbish. You had no idea what happened ,when Valkyrie found you she didn't either. God damn Benedict cumpatch stay in america with your fake american accent. Just stay away ,don't really want to be assassainated for being best buds with Sherlock Holmes and Dildo Gaggins.

Valkyrie had felt bad for such a young mortal being in an strange planet,she couldn't bare to bring you to Grandmaster ,to be apart of his orgies. he was indeed a tough warrior much like Dwalin the dwarf from the hobbit,who funfact is the longest living dwarf living up to 300 years,yes irrelvent.

Thus, you lived with her ,you managed to get a part time job as a cook,just so you didn't feel so bad about living with Valkyrie rent free. When I say part time cook ,I mean you just cooked for you and her,you didn't trust this planet. It was lucky when you fell in that puddle the stuff in your backpack didn't get wet,so you had some books to read,and such.

To be far being away from home stuck on an alien planet really did get boring ,you'd hate to admit it but sometimes you had to go to visit Hulk,because he was sorta normal. No he was not but he was okay ,like a destructive toddler but it was better than being alone. Other than that you really missed home ,you missed tv,you missed ice cream.

Pretty much everyday was boring. Well after almost a year of being here ,Valkyrie had brought a guest to your shared apartment thing. The God you had seen on the television a couple years ago. You had been sitting on the sofa reading at the time ,you jumped so hard when the door slammed open,you had looked up to see valkyrie shoving down a dark haired man in chains.

"Uhhh, are you allowed to kidnap people here?" you had questioned ,causing Valkyrie and the guy turn to you ,you had recognised him after a moment of trying to pin point his face. "I don't think that will hold him...h-he's-"

"Just stay away from him ,don't talk to him,don't look at him,hell don't even think about him,I will be back with Thor ,and then we can get you home, Y/n. So pack your things ." Soon as she had mentioned going home you had already started gathering your things,as Valkyrie had left after the God of Thunder. No you didn't go to the big battle compitions and Valkyrie certainly did not tell you she had found Thor ,but it didn't matter you were going home.

It didn't take you long to pack soon,you had your shoes on and everything sitting on the sofa ,twiddling your thumbs,feeling Loki's gaze on you. What's up with in love stories men staring , oh shut up you are just jealous because you can't even get a boyfriend ,stupid scribe.

"she said not to think about you...can you read minds?" you had questioned ,just really because that gaze he had on you made you feel proper ugly ,in which you were not. He had scoffed at you.

"I'm not a witch."

"I never said you were,you are a God ,must be better than having a hammer, it's like a normal hammer with steriods."

"Ah..so you have heard of me," He had smirked to himself ,you had just looked back at you hands before reaching for your bag grabbing your journal and ink,before just scribbing doodles on a clean page.Loki didn't speak after that not until you did again ten minutes later ,probably less time goes slow when the mood is a drag.

"the thing with new York, that was because of Thanos? People have controlled me by making me feel guilty so many times..OH manipulation ,you probably don't want to hear what I have to say,but I can't help it ,i've been stuck here a year the only person I got to speak to is drunk Valkyrie and hulk in which I feel like I am talking to a child. You know what I really wish I was watching Lord of the rings right-"

"You are from earth,how did you end up here?" He had grinned at you,cutting you off,isn't he like a mass murderer? Well he was tricked into doing it ,so more like accidental murderer ,why is he so handsome. Don't be stupid he is a God of course he is handsome.

"Uh..I fell into a puddle then I was here." The God had turned his head away to the floor ,scrunching his eyebrows together in confusion.

"I don't see how that's possible."

"Well it happene-" Yet you were cut off again,as the door slammed open,you quickly turned away back to your notebook,Thor ,Bruce and Valkyrie stood at the door.

You missed what happened first ,Loki having things thrown at him ,and such,you only looked up when he said something about spaceships,seeing Bruce. Your eyes glittered with excitement , Thor saw this. "Oh my! I can't believe it's-2 Thor had shook his head for you not say it. "Radiation scientist,Bruce Banner, damn,now I must say this is much more exciting than a hammer,which you don't have what's up with that? Hey Bruce how you feeling?Green? Darn, imagine being strongest Avenger!"

Thor had scoffed at you,"Does she always talk this much?"Bruce had made his way over to you smiling at you as you stood up. "It is so cool to meet you mister Banner."

"Thank you miss..." "Y/n" He had smiled at you again before turning to Thor ,"see strongest Avenger,yep that's me."

"well then ,let' hope we can get home,just first we are to go to Asgard."

***

"Valkyrie ,I'm going to stay with Dwayne Johnson,I have no fighting skills so it's better if come I after," you had gestured to Korg.

"Alright then, I'll see you if I don't die" And with that she left you with the aliens,smiling up to them.

"The revolution has begun."

***

"Hey, what's this?"

"Thank you." You had stood next to Korg as he had powered down the taser device on Loki's body,you had stood rocking on your balls of your feet in excitement to get home.

"Hey,man. We're about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. You wanna come?" Loki had jumped up,his hair a messy ,from the intense pain he had just suffered,from betraying his brother yet again.

"well you do seem like you're in desperate need of leadership." The smirk was interweaved into his voice, smooth as his greasy hair.

"Why, thank you."

"Hurry up! It has been too long since I've seen the dance seen in the james franco spiderman three!" You rushed forwards grabbing a hold of the mischief makers arm dragging him towards the ship. "Talkative and touchy," Loki just allowed you to drag him,with him supposively being evil,grinning.

***

"uhhh, what's the chances of as all dying horribly? Do you think if i pretend to be dead she wouldn't notice?" Loki was driving the space ship,whilst you sat in the seat next to him,all the alien people sat or stood behind. You really be riding shotgun on a spaceship,it was you or korg.

Loki did not answer you , yet just slightly smiled glancing to you briefly, not a good sign, you'd think with two Gods you'd be fine ,but clearly not. "Hey do you think if Thor had to fight I don't know- AHH" You weren't sure who you meant to say as you face planted into the spaceship's floor,as Loki's flying had stopped so suddenly causing a jolt. You had laughed to your lesson quietly,patheticly in honesty ,covering up how embarrassing that was.

You felt as if you were Mantis ,when Drax had informed her to watch out after she got hit in the face.  All you could think was there's like a bunch of aliens on this ship and it's guaranteed at least 3 have just seen you face plant.  "Okay , that makes me wish that I was on Thors spaceship right now." Your hair in your face, forearms pressed against the cold metal floor.

"What does he have that I don't?" His voice seeped with sarcasm, okay maybe not he was probably just annoyed that a midgardian was aboard and could not shut up.

"He probably can fly this thing better, well it's probably Bruce but that's even better , do you even know how many PHDs he has?"

"Honestly I do not know and do not care."

"Wow that's not very nice . He has..wait I dont -" The smirk on Loki's face was stamped deep, as he pulled you out of your concentration by doing so. "Shut up I bet you say to all your lovers, ‘If you givee a chance I can be the god of your orgasm’” Honestly you don’t know what made you think of that , something tells you it’s to do with a dude that reads a lot of smut named Blake. Actually the author doesn’t know if he does but..

“Thank you darling, for the new material.”

[more-than-a-gentleman]

Why is Oda making sure to avoid giving Sanji a full on successful moment with other women?

+extension

My question to Oda is: Why are you holding back with Sanji? If two strawhats are not supposed to end together then why hold back? With other members it is not difficult at all but with Sanji why are you super cautious?

Isn’t Sanji supposed to be the “Knight”? The “Prince”? The “Love-cook”? The “Gentleman”? (1 / 2)

Sanji is supposed to be the character that always saves women, but here even though Sanji proposed to keep Vivi safe, the one who saved her later on and got a moment with her is Luffy.

Sanji was the one to hear Tashigi’s cries and he went to save her. But after he clashed with Vergo, the ones who carried Tashigi away were the G-5 members. Sanji did not get a chance to, but then we get Zoro having a moment with her and infront of Sanji. Since he is the ladies’ man why couldn’t Oda give him at least that?

Exact same thing with Hyori. But this time it got even more apparent. Hyori slept next to Zoro at first, then when she got in danger and Sanji was there.... nope... let Zoro have her.

Im sorry I dont need to explain this one...

This is just a slap in the face honestly, cant get more straightforward than that.

Are you kidding me? You can’t be serious....

So the man who literally was supposed to be all about “Women” got sent to an island with, not only okamas, but not a SINGLE woman. While Luffy goes to an island where, not only has ALL women, but also the most beautiful woman on land..... how is that fair?

All those moments where he could have had something nice but got cheated by other characters. What if I told you he got absolutely robbed by plot as well?

So, he seems to be having a good time. Things are going well👍🏻 finally!!! But oh no, the ship got attacked. He has to leave. Compare that to Zoro and Luffy’s moments, he just cant have it.

And now to the big one...

Eventhough he is clearly faking it, Sanji is trying to find a drop of water in the empty glass. He can’t do anything else at that point. Seems to be going well.

I hope you get something Sanji, you deserve to be a little happy AT LEAST😊😊:

... 😶😶😶

You are just messing with me at this point.... ladies’ man my ass, he cant even get one decent moment with one for crying out loud

But then, oh Pudding started to love Sanji and he knows that. YES! Sanji finally getting somewhat of what he wants, seems to be moving smoothly. And plus a KISS!! Let us see this😁😁:

Seriously.... he cant have that as well.🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Zoro can sleep next to the most beautiful woman in Wano, that is fine.

Luffy can have the most beautiful woman on land love him, that is great.

Sanji can’t even have a kiss from a girl that loves him and get away with it. Why? For what reason?

Even compared to the woman Luffy and Zoro had moments with, the girls Sanji met are nowhere near as important, its not even close:

Pudding is a 35th daughter of a Yonko, a nobody pretty much. And Violet is a secondary princess compared to Rebecca who played more of a role in dressrosa.

So what now? Is he never going to get any successful moment ever? That is unbelievable...

But that is the thing....

Well... now I ask you a question.... why is it always when it comes to her it is successful?

He always saves her, not like other women where somebody else does it before him.

When it starts to look good it actually ends good not like with other women.

He carries her like Zoro carried Tashigi (but better😅)

He saw her naked like Luffy saw Hancock

He caught her like Luffy caught Vivi

He might not have slept next to her like Zoro did with Hyori but I dont think that is needed at this point🤷🏻‍♂️.

The thing is people might think I am attacking Sanji x Pudding or ignoring Sanji x Violet, but in all honesty, how I am reading the manga they dont seem to be all that special. They are just other women who Sanji managed to save because there was no one there to steal it away from him.

Violet: “I’d heard that you are weak to women, to think it’d be this bad.... how disgraceful”

Sanji: “I will not doubt a woman’s tears”

Pudding: “Dont worry you will soon lose your life too! I have decieved countless people like this!”

Sanji: “And were you yourself one of them Pudding-chan?”

Any woman in love with Sanji is a win in any Sanji fan’s book, but when the characters around him and the plot itself ruins it... it is just not meant to be

[sugapop-rp]

*:･ﾟƜιѕнℓιѕтѕ Oƒ Ɯιѕнєѕ

              ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ hi, hi! tis bunny anna here and i thought i would decide to make a little wishlist for my muses! i figured this might be handy for in the future because who knows right? so read below to see what i have in mind for my muse beans and if you are interested, please like this post and/or send me a message so we can chit chat about them :) 

note:you do not have to be mutuals with me to do any of this (obviously lol), you can be a random peep passing by that is curious and that’s cool with me! you liking this means i shall be sending you a message instead thus make sure there is a way for me to do that (dm or ask). this will be also updated as time goes on depending on what new idea/muse i may have at the time

Choi Ha-joon, 26 and is an elementary school teacher

“muse a sings like an angel but is really shy so they only sing in the shower. everyday,muse b, who is their neighbor, listens to their singing and thinks muse a is actually a professional singer. one day they meet at the elevator of their building and muse b really wants to ask for muse a to sing a song for them, or just compliment them. but how will they do so without making things awkward? and to top this situation, muse a is also a lotattractive.“

give me that cliche old high school lovers see each other again after school by accident, the feels hit them once again and oof. make it angsty, make it fluffy, idc just give me some of that!

ha-joon is a book lover so what if ha-joon keeps coming to this book store that also involves your muse. they get to know each other for their enjoyment of books but the plot twist of this all is that ha-joon doens’t know your muse is not only an author but one of ha-joon’s favorite writers!

you left your USB flash drive in the library computer and i had to go through your files to figure out who you are and i ended up reading the entirety of this book you’re working on and wow you’re actually really good???? 

Kris Yamada, 26 and is an assassin

so lowkey when i made kris i got a bit inspired by the video game “assassin’s creed” so would be interested to do something loosely based around that. something like say your muse is working for the enemy organization that kris’s order doesn’t like. they meet and get closer (friendship or romantic, doesn’t matter) and go from there? very basic idea i know lol but can be fun i think!

give me assasin buddies, bro this is something that kris is in need of lol. sure he can be like a grouch sometimes but he knows how to have fun! he used to live the wild life so let’s do some wild friend antics lol

speaking of used too’s...why not bring something back from the past for kris?  say maybe an old friend from kirs’s childhood? they can maybe meet on the street one day and they may want to ask questions because of kris suddenly dropping all contact? or we could do the more cliche idea of said friend is now a target and oops, now kris is stuck in an oopsie :’)

Song "Hayes" Hyeok, 26 and is an indie music producer. 

hayes doesn’t have the best relationship with his parents (this can be read in his bio here) so maybe one day his parents may want to do a surprise visit because he does have good contact with his sister and she praised alot about him. his parents (specifically father) wants to see how “amazing hayes is doing”. cue hayes trying to make things not go south because his parents are not fans of the fact that hayes likes boys...so to see him having a boyfriend/fiance/husband may cause some problems to put it lightly. this could include hayes pretending not to be in a relationship with your muse or pretending they are just roommates. a bit of a heavy idea so far in this list, i know but it is something i would like to explore for hayes. 

rival music producers, just give me some of that drama lol

a mentor type friendship where hayes could take in your muse under his wing to help them out in the music scene

“🌟–– we had a really ugly break-up and didn’t talk for a long time but oh hey, you’re at this party too and we’ve had a few drinks and now we’re kissing and … oh, all that wasn’t supposed to happen tonight but we’re sort of on better terms now and yikes!!! i might be falling for you again …”

“muse a is in an accident which leaves them without memory, and muse b had been on their way to break things off with their beloved muse a. when they arrive at the hospital the only thing muse a remembers is how in love they were with muse b, and muse b is forced to keep coming back to positive. muse b is trying to move on, trying to find a way to tell muse b that they want to leave them, but find themselves falling back in love withmuse a. muse a of course, eventually get their memories back, even the ones up until the last moments before the accident where they remember the fights and tension and out of the silence ask ‘youre leaving me arent you?’ but by this time muse b is entirely in love with muse a again, and muse a just feels hurt and decieved“

Sarla Dunnavant, 26 and is a businesswomen (no longer active)

give me that cliche idea of the businesswomen falling for their secretary or something similar, i’m weak for cliche’s and this one would be just fun as fudgecakes lmao.

enemies to lovers;your muse is a rival to sarla’s company and they sort of can’t stand each other ??? but like ??? respect each other at the same time ??? it’s weird but they think they cannot stand each other but one day during some business event, they find out they actually like each other and can get along (can be romantic or platonic)

based of this iconic post

ok hear me out...a sugar baby plot? it doesn’t have to be a schmexy plot either! it can be something like out of kindness (and boredom becuase what else can she do with her money) she will give gifts to your muse. like you want that fancy make up collection? alright, your college? paid off at the moment as we speak. want a lifetime supply of donuts? she can do just that. all she asks is to spend time with her and just chill out. 

Angelica Heartorne, 25 and is a vampire huntress

legit anything vampire stuff related. i am not going to be flippen picky. 

just because she IS  a vampire huntress doesn’t mean it has to be ONLY to vampires. she is multiverse so she can be a hunter for anything supernatural really. this can be something discussed for sure but she is versatile, she doesn’t have to stick to only human like leeches lmao.

a bit of a weird but funny idea that jsut came to mind? but what happens if angelica was dating someone right? but what if that person she was dating...was a vampire and she had no idea about this until by accident or something? please this sounds hilarious to me and would love to rp this out.

“ muse a enters a coffee shop and was in such a rush that she forgot her wallet, as she explains what happened to the worker and ask for them to cancel her order, then suddenly there’s a hand that hoovers over her head and money is slapped on the counter incoming muse b paying for her. muse a is like wHAT THE FUCK ! I AM AN INDEPENDENT WOMEN I DONT NEED ANYONE TO PAY FOR ME, but she turns around and meets eyes with muse b who is beyond attractive. muse a then stumbles and ask how she could repay muse b and he tells her to sit down and enjoy her coffee with him “

“you said you’d call me in the morning but the voicemail you left had her voice in the background”

“ Humans start out at birth with milk white blood. The more crimes they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and exposes black blood… “

based off this post

Jeong Jin-Gi, 25 and is an indie artist

“ Don’t give me one-sided unrequited love, give me two-sided unwanted love. Both sides are deeply in love with the other and both sides are like ‘fuck, really?? them??? really?’ “

“ ok so hear a sister out… i want an actual HEART WRENCHING  celebrity  &  non - celebrity thread. like muse a meeting muse b in the most random place and muse b KNOWS  muse a is famous but they’re not gonna say anything but on the inside they’re secretly freaking out. but they get to talking  &  muse b kinda forgets that they are because they’re just so normal and they have so much fun talking to them,  and muse ahas a rich lifestyle  &  is the most popular person in the world,  yet the only thing they wanna do is be with muse b. but dating the most famous person ever comes with the DISADVANTAGES.  i want the ugly stans drilling them over dating their favorite star,  i want the paparazzi making up stories about muse b  &  giving the constant break up  -  conspiracy’s,  i want the late night drama filled phone  -  calls about “ maybe this is just too much for me  “  &  muse b seeing muse a in a new picture released with ANOTHER  apparent love interest,  and i want new songs released by muse a that’s a little  T O O   emotional to just be a careless piece of work.  i just want the constant back  &  forth between them  & them wondering if their love is strong enough to overcome the difficulties or if all they are is a love that was never meant to last. “

jin ain’t no angel, he’s a bit of a person with an addiction to drgs so give me anything surrounding that. dealers or pals that find out about his addiction, anything really. just want to dive deeper into this side of jin

“i’m trying to start a celebrity gossip blog and you are an effing trainwreck so now i’m lowkey stalking you in hopes of getting a humiliating story” au

plot idea : muse a was a punk, and muse b did ballet. what more can i say? muse a wanted muse b, but muse b would never that secretly she wanted muse a as well. all of muse b’s friends stuck up their nose because they had a problem with muse a’s baggy clothes. five years from now, muse b sits at home. feeding the baby they’re all alone. b turns on tv, and guess who she sees? muse a rocking on mtv.

James Yeeun, 22 and is an art student in college

“im gonna claw myself apart. we watch netflix together and i keep a respectful and responsible distance; you lean against me to pause the screen. ask if i want cookies. i can’t stop staring at your lips. what? i say. i knew what you’d asked me even as you ask again, i just don’t want the moment to end. we’re just friends. we’re just friends.”

okay but how about an “i’m in my twenties and sick of still being a virgin, so one night when i’m drunk i think it’s a good idea to dm my old celebrity crush who is no longer really that famous anyway and ask them to take my virginity – wait why did they just dm me back?? giving me their number?? i don’t even remember doing this” au

“You kissed me on the playground the day before you moved away in the 4th grade and now your dorm is right across the hall from mine” AU

would love to do something where james could realize he DOES like boys as well. this is something he isn’t sure off himself so i would like to dive into this background of james.

so i was watching tiktoks last night and i’ve came across this story time and would love a plot for it… so muse a had a bad childhood for varies of reasons one thing lead to another and they were kicked out of the house, so they ended up couch surfing.. this enters their fear of the dark because they would wake up in the middle of the night not knowing where they are and everything is just dark and scary, so they begin sleeping with night lights or any sort of light that they have. well moving into college means roommates and muse a is too embarrassed to mention how they’re scared of the dark to their roommate. so first night, muse a wakes up screaming and enters muse b aka their roommate into their room and they’re like ?? are you good? finally muse a breaks and tells muse b what happened to them and then next night muse a finds a night light in their room, however, that night they still wake up screaming. muse b wakes up as well and just tell them that they’re ok and that they got them.. second year of college goes by and they’re not roommates anymore. first night moving in, it happens again.. muse a wakes up screaming only to find that muse b texted them that ‘they’re in their new apartment and that everything is going to be okay.’ it could turn into beautiful friendship or maybe something more?? i just want it pls

Rose Price, 23 and is a rebel along with school drop out

lowkey i legit got inspired by the video game character “chloe” from “life is strange” but i decided to do my take of chloe if that makes sense so...rachel amber inspired plot xD to those that are a bit confused, rachel amber the character is someone chloe befriends during her time when life is a bit downhill to put it lightly. they get close (some would say even romantic) and up until the final years of high school...rachel is gone. now in the games, rachel isn’t alive BUT i was thinking why not twist this around? make said missing friend (this would be your muse) show up out of the blue? with no answer as to why they just “left” and simply goes back to how things were. 

“gimme muse a just finished their sentence in jail and they lost contact with most of the people in their former life. on the day of his release, the gate pulls back and their high school sweetheart who they lost contact with years ago muse b is in the parking lot. “

  “i drove two hours to the closest video rental store that’s still operating and you were checking out the only copy of the movie i was after“

“we both decided to take a [yoga/fencing/cooking etc] class and we’re the only two assholes not taking it seriously and everyone else is giving us dirty looks but we keep grinning over at each other“

jsut give me any fxf plot ideas man. i want rose to get some love :(

Daehwi Goe, 24 and is an indie video game creator/works at a cafe

" give me a plot where both muses are each other’s pen pals that end up falling in love through letters please. threads would be in letter format up until they finally meet each other. please. “

“ imagine that you’ve been stood up by your douche of a boyfriend on date night and the waitress keeps asking if you’re ready to order but you keep asking for more time hoping that he’s just late. people are starting to look at you with those apologetic looks like they know and you start to feel worse and worse about the whole situation but as you decide to just get up and leave, this boy you’ve never seen sits down explaining loudly “sorry i’m so late, babe, traffic is crazy right now.” and he quietly adds, “i’m Michael. just go with it, yeah? whoever didn’t bother to show up is a dick.” and so you do go with it because he’s being sweet and trying to save you (and plus he’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen) and as you’re leaving the restaurant after the best non-planned date ever, he asks you out for real this time. “

“ AFTER MONTHS YEARS OF REPORTING TO A JOB THAT ABSOLUTELY KILLS MY SOUL, I FINALLY QUIT! WITH NO BACKUP PLAN OR WAY TO PAY MY BILLS ONCE NEXT MONTH IS OVER, I WALKED DANCED OUT OF MY WORKPLACE WITH THE BIGGEST SMILE ON MY FACE.. BUT NOW REALITY IS SINKING IN, THAT I’VE JUST DONE SOMETHING CRAZY IMPULSIVE AND OMG YOU’RE WATCHING ME SPIRAL OVER WHAT A MISTAKE I’VE JUST MADE AND YOU’RE SO SWEET TO OFFER TO BUY ME A DRINK BECAUSE I SURE AF CANNOT AFFORD ONE. “

“we broke up right before a giant roadtrip our friends planned and we don’t want to bail on everyone and ruin the trip so yay, looks like we get to spend a five hour drive and a weekend in a cottage together.”

Adagio Seo, 20 and is a warlock

just give me that chilling adventure’s of sabrina plots man...it’s why adagio was even made lmao.

adagio while yes, i did made him specifically for that show universe, just like angelica he is mulitverse so he’s not off limits to that show only. if you want him to be in a harry potter au? cool with me. a normal college au? also cool with me. want to go full on twlight, even better lmao. just because he is mostly for the show, doesn’t mean he’s not expandable :)

“ does the “i slept with you the other day and i didnt know we had a mutual friend and now we’re sitting across each other for brunch and it’s awkward because i ran out when you were asleep” au exist bc i need that fic “

ok so adagio has an interest of necromancy but like the thing is he’s bad...like really bad at necromancy lmao (there’s a reason he skills in herbal) so like just give the whacky shiz that can happen when doing necromancy wrong. 

basically anything warlock/witch plots, throw them my way! want my wild warlock to have some love :(

Simone Hines, 22 and is a worker at the garden section of homdepot

the happy florist who delivers one flower to the boss of the hardcore law firm across the street everyday, just to make their day a little bit brighter

plot #001: in which muse a is really insecure and struggles with their self-esteem, so muse b, their best friend, starts secretly sending notes with all the reasons to love them.

plot #013: one day, muse a wakes up and finds themself to be in the future, seemingly married to their high school enemy, muse b.

any plot with a soft, sweet, submissive male that needs to be protected at all costs because he’s naive and doesn’t know how to speak up for himself with a girl that’s dominant, rough around the edges, not afraid of anything, and is ready to take on the world.

  tbh i just need a long distance relationship plot where they cry on skype bc they miss each other so much and they have passive aggressive texts bc of what’s on each others snapchat stories but then the fluffy moments when they see each other at the airport and all the desperate please don’t leave me again sex and i just need a long distance plot  

Levi Kim, 24 and owns his own cafe

highkey want a ‘someone wrote your phone number on the wall of a bathroom in my dorm with ‘call for a good time’ and i just texted you to let you know that i scribbled it out and oh wait you’re actually funny and easy to talk to and now we’re talking every day and i might have a tiny little crush on you even tho  i don’t even know your name’ plot

i got up at 2 am to get some snacks at the convenience store down the street and opened my door to find you trying to sleep on the floor of the hallway because your roommate has his fiancée over so i guess i’ll lend you my couch for the night AU

it’s 3 am and you’re blasting off classic rock at full volume and your music taste might be awesome but sOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP YOU SHITHEAD

utterly obsessed with the niche but incredibly romantic concept that is “late night radio show host falls hopelessly in love with and pines for recurring caller, oblivious to the fact that the person calling in whenever they’re on air is also in love with and pining for them after finding comfort in listening to their voice every night on their long commutes home”

Park Hades, 23 and is next in line for the Park corporations/modern day greek god hades

look i’m glad you have a healthy sex life and all but will you please try not to pierce a whole through my ceiling with your bed thanks

i have a policy of not giving my real name on dating apps and apparently you do the same. we have a good conversation so we decide to meet, but oh no … it turns out you’re my ex. yikes!!!

[novicescholar-blog]

Latin 16

First Lets vocab 

https://www.memrise.com/course/313058/cambridge-latin-course-book-2-9/4/

Belimicus, the chieftan of the canticii, after dumnorix won in the boat competition, was bearing the thing gravely. He was very angry. All the guests, who the king had invited to the palace, were deriding him. The canticii also were deriding him and were cursing him. Even the slaves, who found out about the shipwreck, were laughing in secret.

‘That Dumnorix decieved me’ Belimicus said to himself ‘ He forced me into the reef and took the price unfairly. It is proper for me to punish him’

Belimicus thought to himself and made a crafty plan. There were in the palace many beasts, which the king had imported from many lands. Amongst these beasts was a huge bear, which a Geot afrman slave was looking after. Belimicus approached this slave.

‘This animal is magnificant’ he said ‘ it pleases me greatly. I want to handle the bear; I am not afraid of him’

therefore the chietan was coming to the bear each day; He was giving food and water to the bear. Gradually he made the bear tame. At last he could handle the bear alone.

Soon Cogidubnus announced a meal and spectacle. He invited friends to the palace. Belimicus at once hurried to the German Slave.

‘The king gives a show today’, he said. ‘Today this bear I want to lead into the palace. Now I can handle him. I want to show him to the guests’

The slave unwillingly consented. Belimicus cackling to himself said,

‘I am ready. Now Dumnorix I can punish’ 

The king gives a show

The king was eating in the palace with many guests. Salvius and Quintus were lying near the king. The britains were praising the food, the romans the wine. All the guests were giving thanks to the king.

Suddenly Belimicus entered late. 

‘Look! Our shipwrecked sailer enters’, shouted dumnorix ‘ surely you havent lost another ship?’

others were deriding Belimicus and praising Dumnorix.

Belimicus however responded nothing, but sat down in silence.

The king announced to his guests the show. At once dwarves with  dancing girls entered and entertained the guests.

Then when the king gave a sign, all exited. Salvius, who the dwarves did not please, shouted.

‘This food is good. I have never eaten better food.But the bear, which dances, I want to see it. That bear pleases me much more than dancing girls and dwarves’

The king gave a sign to the slaves. The german slave who was expecting this sign, at once proceeded with the bear and showed her to he guests.

Belimicus, as soon as he saw this got up and to the middle of the dining room hurried.

‘dear Dumnorix’ he shouted ‘it is easy for you to make jokes. but you dont dare to handle the bear! I am not afraid. I, who you deride,  dare to handle the bear ‘ 

all wastched belimicus astonished. Belimicus, who sent away the slave now, led the bear to dumnorix

‘surrely you want to handle the bear also?’ he asked insolently ‘ surely you want to to give a show to the guests’

Dumnorix undaughted at once stood up and derided belimicus

‘ It is easy for me’ he said ‘ to overcome this bear. you are, despite being a little man, able to overcome it’ 

Then the overs, who were before afraid, cackled greatly.

Belimicus, who heard the cackling, hit the bear in a rage, and sent her towards dumnorix. Suddenly the savage bear turned to him and attacked belimicus ferociously. Then the chieftens terrified  roused a great noise and very quickly ran towards the doors. Even amongs themselves they were fighting because they could not exit. The bear, which was afraid of this noise, to the chair ran, where the king was sitting.

The king however, who was lame, couldnt flee. Dumnorix hurled himself at the bear in vain. Salvius was sitting immobile. But quintus siezed the spear which the german slave was holding. The spear he threw quickly and pierced the beast.  She fell down dead.

Feel as though we missed something because this chapter introduces the pluperfect

Its pretty simple though just imagine the perfect stem and then add the ‘to be’ conjugating on the ends.

So portavi becomes portaveram 

so I carried to I had carried 

Discedit would become discesserat

fecit would become fecerat

----------------------------------------------------

Quintus about himself

The next day quintus was walking through the garden with the king, and he was llooking at different flowers. Then the king said

‘ how did you escape the city of pompei? Did your mother and pather survive?’

Quintus sadly said ‘ father perished and mother also perished in the city. I and one slave survived/ We fled to the city of Neopolis with difficulty. Where the slave, who had been so brave and so loyal was freed’

‘What then did you do?’ said the king ‘ had you money?’

‘All the houses, which my father possesed in Campania, I sold. Then I obtained much money. Then i wanted to love italy, because I was very sad. I therefor and my freedman embarked on a boat.

First we came to Greece and in the city of Athens were were living. This city was very pretty, but the citizens were riotous. Many philosophers were crowding the forum each day and were having arguments amongst themselves.

After a few months, i wanted to see another city. I therefore sailed to egypt, and soon we came to the city of alexandria. 

[lesouvv]

Schmallery write up

I was given a room to do with as I please

This room is often affectionately called the schmallery

It is a white cube space made of possibilities and also white paint

Although the schmallery is a white cube space

It is not a blank slate and by no means a neutral space

It has alot of indentations and quirks from its past life

The most prominent of wich

A door

A door !

A big door painted white trying to camouflage into the wall it lays upon

With a lock

A lock !

A big padlock

Presumably made from a padlock

I looked through my note book with my ideas I had so carefully doodled for the space along with them were my step by step plans for each idea - following through with these plans would of been a simple case of paint by numbers

All I had to do is physically relive my obsessive daydreams of bringing these ideas to fruition

Suddenly an angel appeared and violently tore my notebook to shreds only using gentle breezes and choir music

I had been praying harder than usual recently

The angel spoke in a loud booming voice that can only be described as thunder crashing into sunlight

I was understandably upset

That notebook had a very funny joke in it that I can't quite remember the exact phrasing of

Without the proper phrasing the joke is not nearly as funny

Before I could formulate a stern yet measured response to the angels actions

The angel started speaking every language at once

Even braille

Even the language ants speak

I was very overwhelmed

The angel described to me

Heaven

It was heavenly

It felt like that feeling when you wake up late at night and your cozy and all you can think about is just how cozy you are you don't need to pee or anything

Your just cozy

No trailing thoughts

No sense of sense of self or anyone

Just warmth and acceptance

The angel smiled and patted me on the head with their incredibly large angel hand

It was like a landscape gently moving back and forth against my scalp - making beutiful harp music as the angels hand did so

The angel was beutiful and strong

Everything sunshine should be

Everything I could be

Half the memories I had were of the angels description of heaven

Even though the angel spoke for no more than a moment or two

I blinked 7 times all at once

And then the angel was gone

I sat in the schmallery sulking

Till I heard music coming from behind the door

Angelic choir music !

I could almost hear the angels breathing lightly on the opposite side of the door

I could not tell if they were mocking me or inviting me to join them

The optamist in me said the latter

With the ammount of angel noises I could hear behind that door , it could only be heaven

I started gathering comically excessive tools to try break of the padlock

A broken hammer

A ruined hack saw

A pulled muscle

And a bent bolt cutter later and I was no closer to heaven

I scraped and I scraped the lock for hours

Wripping off pieces of it , but never getting it off completely

Inching closer and closer , but never arriving

What more could I have done

Alot more

Come to think of it

I gathered all the bed sheets from the nearby towns people and tried to match the Angels description of heaven around the door

If the angels could not distinguish between the schmallery and heaven

Then there would be no need to seperate them by the barrier that is the white door

It would phase out of existence

And the angels would be on the other side welcoming me with open arms and mabey slightly upset that I had decieved them

The schmallery was looking pretty fucking heavenly if I do say so my fucking self

But there was not a single divine intervention insight

I was furious

I was being such a good person

I even went outside and did a bunch of good deeds

Helped some old ladies cross the street

Gave grains of sugar to ants roaming the studio kitchen

I even brought back the copper wire I had removed from the main buildings walls

I had to change tack

I tried making a disguise

I was not sure where I would get pure sunlight on such short notice to construct my disguise out of

So I opted to produce a name tag proclaiming myself an angel

I imagined the angels would let another angel into heaven. And they would believe I'm an angel because Angel's dont lie

And according to my name tag I am an angel

So there for I would not be able to lie

After drinking several scores with justin way past my bedtime while building this ridiculous structure this plan seemed more and more promising

Oh yeah , justin helped alot , hes pretty handy with a stapler

After 6 scores he started levitating

It was very inspiring

His anti religious sentiments did however cause the makeshift heaven to tremble slightly every now and again

Exactly 7 staples and 4 roles of duck tape later

The chasm of the sound of you scraping your way into heaven was standing

We removed the framework of cardboard tubes and cinderblocks that were holding up the chasm

As at this point the chasm was standing on it's own

Some beutiful uplifting music had also started eminating from the space

We had done it

We had succeeded

I put up the map quickly , so that others could also find their way to heaven through the chasm after I had departed - along with a light I won in a bidding war on gumtree

According to the description it was touched by an angel

After all of the preparation

It felt like quite a warm loving space

One that I only enjoyed making in retrospect

I was very tired

Alone

It was almost midnight

The music was swelling

At this point my shoes had been off for hours

I grabbed my torch

Grabbed my piece of the map

And slowly moved towards the light at the end of the tunnel

I turned the corner

To a closed door

But I was not disappointed

How I felt when the angel had described heaven to me is how I felt now

I had failed

But It didn't matter

Because where I wanted to be was where I already was

[deathbycaptainswan]

SPOILERS AHEAD🚫! So first book of #readathinaug17 finished. Heres my review! So it goes to say that the only book i enjoyed of Kasie west was The distance between us le sigh...giving this book ⭐️⭐️/5 stars. there was like so little romance in this that it had me annoyed at how easily Maddie was manipulated..how can someone be so i dont wanna say stupid but so unknowledgeable about important things maybe cause she is 18 i guess. But also her friends pissed me off especially Blaire at the beginning but she had good intentions now Elise was another story how did could she talk to reporter behind her back and then lie about it! Save your excuses for someone who cares. Also she didnt even apologize...i really thought Trina was using her in a way like ohh let me change everything about you i would have been like no thanks. Also her family was self obsessed especially her brother le sigh...this book just had me like groaning out of boredom!!! Also seth wasnt in this book enough im highly upset about that...anyway i need to stop reading her books because of these pretty covers. Dont be decieved!!! #bookstagram #justfinished #myreview

[novicescholar-blog]

Latin 14

Ok lets start with vocab

https://www.memrise.com/course/313058/cambridge-latin-course-book-2-9/2/

Lets do some adjectives

Notice that the adjectives change their endings to match the case of the noun they describe

servus stultus non laborabat

the stupid slave was not working

agricola servum ignavum punivit

the farmer punished the lazy slave

dominus servo fesso praemium dedit

the master gave the reward to the tired slave

lets refresh noun declensions, go write it out some.

Rufilla

Rufilla is sitting in the bedroom. Two hairdressers are standing near them and composed hair. Salvius enters. Rufilla, at once sees him, she sends the hairdressers out of the bedroom.

Rufilla: Salvius! You are a cruel man. I did not want to come to this house. In the ciry of london I wanted to stay. London is a beautiful city, where I have many friends. It is difficult for me to leave friends.

Salvius: Rufilla! How inconsistant you are! When we were living in london, every day you were coming to me. Every day you were saying to me ‘ I also want to have a house in the country, but you give to me nothing’ at last I gave to you a house,but even now you are not content.

Rufilla: But I want to have a house near the city. This house is long from the city

Salvius: You yourself chose her. I, though the price was great,  gave gladly to her. Surely this house is elegant? Surely it is also magnificent 

Rufilla: but winter is now approaching. it is not convenient for me to winter in a country house. My friends always winter in the city. In this location I am alone. My Friends are not able to visit.

Salvius: What do you say? You are alone? Ten slave girls you have, nine slaves. two hairdressers, and egyptian slave...

Rufilla: And a very cruel husband. You understand nothing! You care for nothing!

( she leaves crying)

Domitilla prepares the bedroom

‘Domitilla! Domitilla! Where are you?’ shouted Marcia. Marcia was an old woman.

‘I am in the garden, Maria. What do you want?’ responded Domitilla.

‘It is necessary for us to prepare the bedroom’, said Marcia, ‘ relatives of the mistress are invited to the house’

‘oh no!’ said Domitilla. ‘ I am tired, because I have been working for a long time’

‘You are a lazy girl’ said Marcia ‘the mistress herself sent me to you. It is necessary for you to sweep the bedroom. It is necessary for me to wash the pavement. run to the kitchen! find the broom!’

Domitilla was walking to the kitchen slowly. She was angry, because she did not want to sweep the bedroom.

‘I am a hairdresser’ she said ‘ it is not proper for hairdressers to sweep the bedroom’ 

sudennly Domitilla had an idea and hurried to the kitchen most quickly. As soon as she entered the kitchen, she handed over tears.

Volubilis astonished, ‘my dove’ he said ‘why are you crying?’

‘I cry because I am miserable’ the slave girl responded to the cook. ‘ Trhough the whole day I have been working. I am most tired! Now it is necessary for me to prepare a bedroom. I am not able to work any longer. 

‘ my dove, dont cry’ said volubilis ‘ I can prepare the bedroom for you’

‘Volubilis! you are most kind!’ whispered the slave girl

The cook returned witht he slavegirl to the bedroom. He worked diligently and made the bedroom clean.The happy slave girl said ‘ my honey’ . ‘ my delight!’ and gave a kiss to the cook.

The cook blushing to the kitchen returned

Then Marcia entered the bedroom. The old woman was hardly able to proceed. Becuase she was carrying a heavy bucket. Domitilla, when she saw Marcia, shouted

‘ Look! I have worked diligently. I have made the bedroom clean. Now it is necessary for you to wash the pavement.’

Marcia,  though she was astonished, said nothing to Domitila. She washed the floor alone. At last she finished the thing.

Domitilla at once rushed to Rufilla.

‘ Mistress’ she said ‘the bedroom we have prepared for you, and the flood we have made gleaming’

Rufilla entered the bedroom with Domitilla and looked around 

‘ well you have worked, slave girls’ she said ‘ but, though the floor is gleaming, it is not proper for my relatives to sleep in this bedroom. for the bedroom is inelegent. It is necessary for us to decorate it’

‘The study is elegent’ said Domitilla ‘in the study ,where the master works, are many pretty things’

‘yes’ said Rufilla’in the study is a chest very elegent. In the study are a chair of bronze and a candelabrum made of gold. Come on! Domitilla, it is necessary for us to go to the study. 

In the study

the next day Salvius and Philus are in the study. Rufilla enters.

Ruffilla: My dear salvius!

Salvius: I am busy! It is nexessary for me to dictate letters. Where is my chair?

( salvius searches for the chair in vain)

hey! where is that chair?

Rufilla: My dearest! I want to say something to you.

Salbius: You I am not able to now hear. I want to dictate lesters.

Look! Here philus is ready here. Stylus’ and wax tablets are here... hey! where is my chest? who took it?

Rufilla: Salvius! Listen!

( at last Salvius gives in to the wife and dismisses Philus)

Salbius: Oh no! Go away Philus! It is not convenience for me to dictate letters.

Rufilla: Good! Now I can say something to you. When I was in the city of London recently, I met a family member.

Salvius: So many relatives you have! They are not able to be counted.

Rufilla: But this family member is Quintus Caecilius Jucundus. When the mountain vesuvius destroyed Pompei, Quintus fled from the city. He is most corteous. Quite fashionable.

Salvius: By hercules! I dont trust pompeians. A few are honest, others are liars. When I was in the Campanian military, many pompeians I knew. Merchants of pompei were always decieving us soldiers

Rufilla: You are very stupid! My family member isnt a merchant. Quintus is a noble man. I invited him to our house. 

Salvius: What did you say? You have invited a Pompeian? To our house?

Rufilla: It is proper for me to invite my family member to this house.

The slave girls have prepared a bedroom for my family member.The slave girls, because the bedroom was inelegant, your chair and chest into it they have set.

Salvius: You are insane, wife! Pompeians are more liars than Britains. surely you have not taken the chair and chest out of the study.

Rufilla: and the candlestick

Salvius: Heavens above! Oh my candlestick! Oh wretched me!

Quintus arrived

Quintus arrived at the house. Salvius rushed out of the house and greeted him.

‘My dear quintus’ he said ‘You are very welcome! We have prepared a very good bedroom for you’

Salvius lead quintus to the study, where rufilla was sitting.

Rufilla, after she greeted her relative, smiled sweetly.

‘ I have prepared a modest meal for you’ she said ‘ for you I have prepared oysters and pompeian sauce. After dinner I want to show you your room’

Salvius, after Quintus ate dinner, asked about the city of pompei.

‘when I was in the Campanian mlitary, often I was visiting the city of pompei. wasn’t that disaster terible?

Ruffila interupted,

‘ Why do you vex our Quintus? it is not proper. It is difficult for quintus to talk about so great a  calamity. ‘

Ruffilla turned to quintus

‘perhaps Quintimy quintus you are tired. I prepared a bedroom for you. The bedroom is not ornate. In it are a modest chest and a small candlestick

Salvius angry, said nothing 

Quintus, after he saw the bedroom, exclaimed,

‘how elegant is the bedroom! I have seen noting as elegant’

‘I agree’ said salvius ‘ your bedroom is more elegant than my study’ 

Tripods of gold

Quintus sits in the bedroom. Anti-loquax enters quick;y.

Anti-Loquax: Helo! It is necessary for my master to go to the palace . King Cogidubnus invates all the nobles to a sacrifice

Quintus: we visit the king today?

Anti-loquax: Yes. every year the king makes a sacrifice, because he wants to honour  the emperor claudius

Quintus: why does he want to honour claudius?

Anti-Loqueax: It is proper for Cogidubnus to honor Cladius. for Cladius was the emperor who made Cogidubnus king.

Quintus: Now I understand the thing. It is necessary for me to carry a gift to the king. In my strong box are two tripodes made of silver. Those tripodes are very good gifts.

( anti-loquax left the bedroom and told Salvius of the silver tripods. Salvius at once hurried to the steward)

Salvius: it is necessary for me to visit Cogidubnus and I want to bear him a gift

Steward: It is not difficult for us to find a gift, master. Look! A vase of bronze. It is ancient. does it please you?

Salvius: It does not please you. I dont wont to take a bronze gift.

( The steward shows salvius a wine jar)

Steward: Is not the wine a very good gift, master?

Salvius: No! Cogidubnus has many wine-jars, and much wine. The king imports wine from italy every day.

( suddenly Salvius sees a small statue) 

Hurray! this statue I can carry to the king. It is a gilded statue. Quintus wants to bear a gift of silver to the king. I however, can bring a gift of gold.

Steward: Master! you mustn’t 

Salvius: Whay mustn’t I?

Steward: Cogidubnus gave you that statue

Salvius: By hercules! It is necessary for me to bring this urn to the palace.